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<title>Moose Musings</title>
<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings</link>
<description>Catster diary for the cat Moose </description>
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<copyright>Copyright 2013 by Moose  &amp; Catster</copyright>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 May 2013 01:09:25 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Moose is a DDP!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/824039</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 10:25:04 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Wowsies! Eye es ah Dale-lee Die-airy Peak! Meep meep! Wie es utter ah biggie pyle ah snaw. Mam brung ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wowsies! Eye es ah Dale-lee Die-airy Peak! Meep meep! Wie es utter ah biggie pyle ah snaw. Mam brung-ed us en ah bunchie en oor watur bawl zo wes knaw hases two gooes ootzide zoo snuffs dee snaw. Et es burrrrrrry cald end wets. Know goodies fur dee paws! Eye batted ats et butt than Eye trieds zoo lick et end waz awl "Ahhhhhh! CALD CALD CALD!" Eye meeped ah hoppy play-full meeps end zoomed a-weigh! Wheeee!

Eye talls Mam Eye es DDP, end shie seyz "Gud bey, Moosie Mun! Ewe kneads mere treets!" knaw shie getting mies mere greanies! Oh, purrrrrs! Eye es hoppy Moosie Mun! Meep meep! Eye wished shie'd funds mie anuther spyder!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mom Gives Moose a Spider...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/823129</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 06:11:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Wowsies! Mam funded ah spyder en ah jahr bye zink these marning. Shie calmed ove-fur two mie (Heir b ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wowsies! Mam funded ah spyder en ah jahr bye zink these marning. Shie calmed ove-fur two mie (Heir buggie easter!) end putted et awn dee flur en frunts aw mie. Eye waz awl, whut yee do-ling Mam? Dhan OH! ZOWIES!!!! Eye LUVS Spyders!!! End eyes bean buzy fur ah halfs our chaises mie syder aroond dee wat-lur desh end fuds bawl... Spy-ders bees FUNS!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Was a DDP &amp; Moose Finds a Toy...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/821104</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 09:32:12 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Ewe waz ah Dairy Peak yes-fur-dey! Yayyyy, Meep! Dee hoomins brauted en ah plastics garabagae thingi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ewe waz ah Dairy Peak yes-fur-dey! Yayyyy, Meep! Dee hoomins brauted en ah plastics garabagae thingie dhut waz furs blankies. Et waz biggie squarish flatten cube ah clears paz-ticks! Et hadded opin zide, zo Eye calds climbs inzide. Eye hadded funs gooing inzide end luking oot at awl dee hoomins. Mam called et mie Spacie Ship! Dod swung mies aroond leeks eye waz en mie cloth cube tah-oi. Et waz zuch funs! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Narration of Moose's Current Sun Spot Inspired Yoga Session...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/820436</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 11:00:50 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Et bees tyme two rawl in dee sunny spottie and purrs! Breeze inn thrus yer nosie and oot thru yer mo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Et bees tyme two rawl in dee sunny spottie and purrs! Breeze inn thrus yer nosie and oot thru yer mouthies. In breathies goes choppy purr nioise, out gooes lower pitchy nioisie. Wit eech in-hail-laty-shun you becalms wider, wit each ewe becalms smuller. Huggie dee Mammy Erp-th. Gnow raises yer front paws up ah little end kneads dee airs. Gnow role leggies left whales ewe luks heed two rite. Gnow switch zides. Go turns buttie dawn end lengthun yer back cyde. Deep brothies whale ewe releese innar corn-hers awe yer eye ballies. Lets yer paws end feats curl end reluxxxxxx..... Purrrrs....]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose whacks butter off my finger onto the floor to eat it.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/820244</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 12:44:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Eye luvs dee butters. Nut dee budder butters, butt dee margareen budder dhat calms en dee tubbies. E ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye luvs dee butters. Nut dee budder butters, butt dee margareen budder dhat calms en dee tubbies. Et zo greet dhat Eye moose-t calms runnings whan Eye heres Mam opin con-tayn-nurs dhut zounds leek dhey mites bees budders...

Zo Mam mades toost end Eye calds heres dee budder tubbie opins! Eye calms runnings inn dee kitch-none. Shie sawed mie end putted budder awn heir fing-ler. Shie putted et dawn byes mie face. Eye luked at et end satted up propper kitty-leek. Mam feeds dee Capton Moogan frams heir finglers, butt nut dee Moosie! Eye luks at et, luks at her, luks at et. Dhun Eye sneeked oop me paw and quick hit de budder awn dee flour! Dhan Eye purred end eated et. Yum yum, floor-budder!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Adds Photos &amp; Sits on Mom's Lap</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/819086</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 9 Mar 2013 10:09:53 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Mam end Eyes waz lucking att mie paige end dhen wie seas dhat mie main pict-fur waz frums mie burpde ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mam end Eyes waz lucking att mie paige end dhen wie seas dhat mie main pict-fur waz frums mie burpdey lest sommer! Meep meep! Sarry fronds fur nut poosting mere picies fur ewe tah seas me love-leigh furs. Hear bees mie inn tree knew pict-purrs.

Eye es gettin's luvs fram Mam reight know. Shie es sittings awn dee compootur end Eye es awn heir lap, purrings. Shie good hooman zometymes. Jest nut whan shie try kisses mie end cuddals mie. Meep, know Mam! Eye jest wants sit awn yer lap! Ewe can massage mie paw ah bit. Butt dhut es et! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Revels in Big Sun Spot.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/804359</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 8 Nov 2012 07:32:35 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Eye hases dee biggest sunny spottie in dee kitchun reghts gnow! Meep meep, Purrrrrs! Et es gut dayo  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye hases dee biggest sunny spottie in dee kitchun reghts gnow! Meep meep, Purrrrrs! Et es gut dayo fur dee Moosemun. Dee Sparklebutt hes inn dee udder windaw watchuns dee squirrals. Ha ha! Eye guts AWL dee suns warms! Purrrrrrs! Mie thunks et es tymes fur yoga awn dee flawr. Eveykutty lay awn dee beck end extend thru yours head awl weighs duwn zoo yer tale. Gnow relaxes. Gnow dee paw twitch, twutch... End relux.... Purrrrrs]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mom kisses Moose, Moose runs away.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/802107</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 21 Oct 2012 15:31:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Eye sawed Mam sutting awn dee chare bye dee compoot-purr. Eye thunks dhut Eye wanted two sut awn hei ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye sawed Mam sutting awn dee chare bye dee compoot-purr. Eye thunks dhut Eye wanted two sut awn heir lapp, end purred end maded bisquited outtah hier gnees... Butt dhan shie kissied mie! Blecks! Awn mie EAR! Eye jemps dewn end runned aweigh stall purrings. Know, Mam! Nut dee kissies!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Caught a Chipmunk by the Rump.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/801456</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 22:20:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Oh Mie Bastinet! Mam neve-fur loggied awn end talds everyfury won whatted hapuned two mie des sommer ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh Mie Bastinet! Mam neve-fur loggied awn end talds everyfury won whatted hapuned two mie des sommer: Eye caghted ah chippiemonk! Bye dee BUTT! Eye runned et ove-fur two Mam end shie wuz awl giggales at mie mitey hunter-biz-ness. Eye hadded dee butt in me mooth end tha frant end awl jest danguled dune end squarmed... Dhan shie talds mie two putted et duwn. Zo eye dids. Et hidded utter ah pyle ah wood. Eye scam-purred aroond et end trys two catched et ageen... Butt dhut barely evefur hapuns two an awld furt leeks mie. Meep meep! Mam sayz eye es zoo auld eye es turn-nung GREY! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Turns TEN!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/788816</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 14 Jul 2012 13:09:48 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Eye es 10!!! And ewe knaws whut?! Eye es havung GREET dey! Dod end Mam gots me biggie cookie burpdey ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye es 10!!! And ewe knaws whut?! Eye es havung GREET dey! Dod end Mam gots me biggie cookie burpdey cakes two feeds dee hoomins; end eye guts ah canned cat food. Nummm! Butt sinces Eye knew leeks a luts ah peapoles aroond; Mem end Dod decydes jest haves ah Moosie beby sutter purty twonights. Purrrrrrs! Zo exzyting! Presonts fur dee Moosie: they gotten mie ah carpet fur cutting oop end mucking ah cattie run; end a feather froms ootzide! Purrrs! Dhun Dod putted icecubies in me water dish end dar are fans awn awl ove-fur dee hoose fur me two loungie aroond. Ahhhh! Whan cools offs, Mam says Eye can goes oot end eets awl dee grasses Eye wants! Meep meep! Purrrrrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose gets ready to turn 10 on Saturday.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/788570</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 16:35:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Eye es havfing gut sommer! Lets ah ootzide tymes end DOD! Dod dod dod dod Purrrrrrrs!
Eye eets gras ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye es havfing gut sommer! Lets ah ootzide tymes end DOD! Dod dod dod dod Purrrrrrrs!
Eye eets grass. Luts end luts ah grass. Purrr, burp!

Mam says eye es terning 10 yeers awld awn satfurdey! Meep! Dhut meens eye guts zoo bee an AWLD FURT!!! Meep meep meep!!! End Eye es zo confused; eye know lucks ah dey ove-fur 7. Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose tried going outside yesterday, today he'll just sit on Dad's lap &amp; purr instead.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/769503</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 9 Mar 2012 08:52:44 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Eye es havung gut dey. Dod es halm end Eye cans purrs awn hem. Dar bes a thosend burdies att dee fee ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye es havung gut dey. Dod es halm end Eye cans purrs awn hem. Dar bes a thosend burdies att dee feedir. Eye es thunking es gud cattie-tv dey. Eye es loungang awn Dod end purring whan hie petts mie. Yestfurdey Eye wants ootzide. Ets cald end dhat snaw stuffs es watar awn cald paws, burrrrrrrr! Eye sets awns dee staresteps end trys two enjey dee warmies son end froch eir, butt than dee caldies calmed en end Eye waz awl "Meh meh!" Mam calmed ove-fur end eye tried zoo rawl awn dee grund, butt et weres cald, zo eye sets oop end shivfurs. Mam pucked mie oop end maids mie goo enzide. Meep meep! Eye wunts be braive end manliy Mooseman butt dhat nut easliy whan Mam brungs mie enzide... Mooch butter tymes awn Dod's lappie. Purrrrrrrs (Cans ewe heres mie purrin' awn dee weys en troot townies?!)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose is happy to be a Dreamboat, but confused.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/765920</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 18:00:52 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Eye es ah Dreemboot! Whut awn ert es ah dreemboot?! Dhat zounds leek zomethun Captun Moogan wood bee ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye es ah Dreemboot! Whut awn ert es ah dreemboot?! Dhat zounds leek zomethun Captun Moogan wood bee daydreeming aboot! Hie leeks shippies and botes. Meep! Dhat kul! Eye thunks moose-t be honar cauz Captun Moogan woked mie oop fram nappie shooting "Ewe bees ah Dreemboot, Moosie!!!" Zo thunk ewes Samoa frum mie buddam ah heert fur des greet honar! Eye es hoppy zoo bee ah dreemboot, jest know puts mie inn dee wat-tar peas! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Excited That His Cousin Cats Send Catnip In a Christmas Card!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/755327</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 09:22:29 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Meepy Moosemas, eve-fur-kutty-cattie! Mie bruders end Eye sended oot catmas cardies end wie gots bac ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Meepy Moosemas, eve-fur-kutty-cattie! Mie bruders end Eye sended oot catmas cardies end wie gots back so many lovelies from fronds! Tanks me fronds!! Than mie couzin catties thay stawl dee shew: dhey sunded oos ah catmas card fulled wit CATMIP! Purrrrrs! Mam waz tries two opun et end Eye waz awl "MOOSE CARD! Gives et two zee Mooose!" Dhan shie note-hissed dee green-stoffs en dar end letted mie run off wit dee envelope end Eye swatted dee cardie outtah hier hund. Dhan we awl takened turn rawling awn et end purringly eatun dee catnap. Purrrrrs! Gnow dar es peaces ah evelopes eve-fur-wear! Mam say shie gnow whose putted et en dee watfur dish. Whaaaa?! Note ME! Meep meep! Purrrrrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Bats an Ornament Off the Tree &amp; Drinks Tree Water.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/754511</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 13:29:29 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Dod hunged ah ordemunt almooset awn dee flawr. Eye thunks he dids et jest fur me two pleys wit. Eye  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dod hunged ah ordemunt almooset awn dee flawr. Eye thunks he dids et jest fur me two pleys wit. Eye runed at et end batted att ets fur owers! End whans eye kneaded ah breek, dhar waz treas weter two drunkie! Et waz ah Moosie pleys grund!! Dhan Eye knacked dee ordemunt awn dee grund. Meep! Mam calmed bye end shie rew-end mie funs. Shie zo meenie. Shie tucked dee ordeemunt end putted upp en dee trie wheres Eye cans no mahrs bat at et. Pout, meep. Mam zoooo meaniehud! Dhut waz funnnns!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose gets an ear plug!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/750822</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 07:42:30 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Dod calmed halm frem werk twodey end hie tris putts hes eer plog endee garabagae, butt than hie seys ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dod calmed halm frem werk twodey end hie tris putts hes eer plog endee garabagae, butt than hie seys "WHOOPS!" End drooped et awn mie noggen. Eye wents MEEP! OOOOOoooooooo! Ah EER PLOG! End dhan Eye chaised et awl ove-fur dee flar end putted et en mie weter dush end pleyed zome mahr... Oh cows Eye luvs dee EER PLOGS!!! Tanx Dod, Eye wuvs ewe two! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Went Outside &amp; Purred!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/732584</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:57:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Twodey waz dee furst tyme sincie dee doogie incidint dhat Eye wents intah dah froont yard wit Mam ag ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Twodey waz dee furst tyme sincie dee doogie incidint dhat Eye wents intah dah froont yard wit Mam agean. I wentedin dee beck yerd wit her yetfurdey, butt Eye steyed awn dee deck near back door. Butt twodey Captun Moogan end PurrC wants go inn frunt yerd, Zo Eye trys itt oot! Mam knews Eye'd bee scarydcattie zo shie satted awn dee frunt stares end petts mie. Eye sats awn her lap fur ah wheel end snuffs dee frosh ehr. Dhen Eye welks zo be bottum ah stares end snuffs flowurs. End dhun end duhn Eye climbs beck beehynd Mam end set neice bezides her end purred. Et waz funs.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MOOSE IS OKAY, But He Was Attacked By a Dog Yesterday.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/732086</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 09:46:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Eye hadded baddie dey yestfurdey. Eye waz ootzide wit Dod halping hem werk awn gararage whan a doggi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye hadded baddie dey yestfurdey. Eye waz ootzide wit Dod halping hem werk awn gararage whan a doggie came ootah knowwheres! Et bited mie end eye gots scaryed end got offs mie leesh (dee doggie waznut awn hes leesh end hes awner wazed evan awn oor block watchung et!). Eye wents zoo hyde whale Dod chaised aweigh doogie end Mam runned ootzide two gets us awl en... Butt Eye waz scared end awf me leesh, zo shie calds know funds mie. Aftur a wheel ah heering Mam, Dod & nicey neighbars cawlin fur mie eye calmed oot end waz stunding bye dee basemint windaws luking inn. Mam sawed me end yalls "MOOSIE!" Shie calmed running end Eye guts scared ageen end ran awntah porchie. Shie caughted me, gaved mis ton o huggies end than shie end Dod trucked mie awf two dee VET! Dhaut waz scarie two! Thuy lufts me thar fur Vet two poke end prod end examines mie... Turn oot Eye okay. Jest haves sore on footie from runing awn pavemint, end maybe Vettie seys eye cauld have bruises fram dee doggie. Eye fealing gud, jest know wants goo ootzide twodey. Eye es doing Moosie Yoga wit Mam. Dod seyz wie kneads fencie fur two keaps doggies aweigh fram oos.

Mam seyz, "Please keep your pets on a leash if you live in a city! Irresponsible pet owners endanger everyone and everything around them. I'm glad this story ends well with Moose purring & happy today. But it really infuriates me that he had to go through all of that yesterday. Love you, Moose."]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Raising Purrseus.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/730329</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 30 Jul 2011 07:43:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Eye es tries two keaps dee carput trall en leen. Butt PurrSeaOos es jest zo crazie zometymes! Des ma ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye es tries two keaps dee carput trall en leen. Butt PurrSeaOos es jest zo crazie zometymes! Des marning thar es quack sommer thudderstarm poss thru end hie es jest CRAZIE! Et takies ah hole luttah byting two reises a bruder. Zo mooch wrasling... Wased mie utter bruders des mooch werk, er es Eye gutting ald?! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hoppy Burdey two Mie!!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/728493</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 17:59:12 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/728493</guid>
		<description>Hoppy Burpdey two Mie! Hoppy Burpdey two Mie!!!! Eye es aulder end weiser twodey! Eye nut no cow but ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hoppy Burpdey two Mie! Hoppy Burpdey two Mie!!!! Eye es aulder end weiser twodey! Eye nut no cow butt Captun Moogan says zo. End Sparklebutt seys Eye es gnow alder then durt. End PurrCdose seyz dhat wie ez fusey purrrrrs! Meep meep! Eye luvs dhut guy... End Dod, dids Eye mentun Dods?!

Lest nitey Eye trysed two seves Mam froom dee bathtab. Eye trysed drunks awl dee tubbieweter, butt et waz HUT weters! Eye tucked a few lickies end than lucked oop et Mam wit BIGGIE I's, end mie tong waz hunging oot, end Eye waz thunkeding "Dhut es HUT!" Eye runed oot ah ralm than. Mam know drawned, know werrries.

End thun Eye was ootzide eatuns chivies whan Dod calmed droved oop. Eye guts purrs end luvs end gnow we es gunna go mucks mie a cakie pie. Et well tastie grut wit mie chive-breeth. Dod seyz hie luvs mie chivies broth! Purrrs, Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose is a DDP! And He Falls Down, Goes Boom.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/722061</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 15 May 2011 06:02:09 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/722061</guid>
		<description>Eye es ah Die-airy Peek?! Oooo dhut es axe-sighting! Eye hoops et envalls mie gutting mere wat catti ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye es ah Die-airy Peek?! Oooo dhut es axe-sighting! Eye hoops et envalls mie gutting mere wat cattie fud end ah role awn dee sea-mint ootzide! Meep meep! Thunk ewe, HQ Die-garry Ludie!

Mie snaffles seams es goon. Eye hoops thay know calms beck.

Thus marning Eye trys zoo hawp uppie awn dee radigator en dee batroom. Eye missled! End dhan eye lunded ouchie awn dee magazin wreck end maid horriball squeak/boon! Mam jest scooped mie oop end trie two comfart mie. Eye seas "KNOW Maaaaaawwww!" Zo shie putted mie awn de radigator. Eye satted dawn end dhawn seas dhut Sparklebutt he's down wit dee battub weter faw-sit trick-all. Zo Eye joomp dawn end gows guts weter drunkie. Mam seyz Eye mucks her nerve-us. Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Sneezing Again.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/721625</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 10 May 2011 18:06:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Ahhhh CHOOOO! Eye hases dee (AH CHOO!) sneefles! Mam end Dud keaps yawling et mie whens Eye sneazes. ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ahhhh CHOOOO! Eye hases dee (AH CHOO!) sneefles! Mam end Dud keaps yawling et mie whens Eye sneazes. Dhey seys zometimg dhut zound leek "Best Gew, Moz!" oar "Gefundziet!"? Huh?! Dhut nut "Mooz wie luvs ew!" Eye know utterstend. Ahhh CHOOO! Butt Eye es guts luts end luts ah lecks end cuddals froom mie bruders. Sparklebutt end PurrC luvs dee lecks letely. End whan Eye sneazes, thuy boot calm ove-fur end geves mie ah few lecks awn dee facie. Captun Moogan jemps oop whan Eye sneales, butt dhan hie sniffies ett mie end thunks "Es ew OKey dhar, Matey Mooz?!" Dhut Eye purrs. Mie bruders luvs mie, butt Mam end Dod jest yalls et mie! Ah-CHOOOoooo!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Love Dad Best, But Thinks Mom's Okay.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/719645</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 18:44:18 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/719645</guid>
		<description>Dod es greetest butt zomtyme Mam nut two badie. Leek whanevefur Dod leve two werk, Mam luts mie sat  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dod es greetest butt zomtyme Mam nut two badie. Leek whanevefur Dod leve two werk, Mam luts mie sat awn heir lup end purr end gut eer rubies end nuck scruntches. Purrrs! End eer-lee-are shie gotted mie attenton whan Eye know noteeceed ah squirral awn dee windough. End dun shie mucked mie ah fie-yar in dee fie-yar-peace! Meep meep! Eye cans end mie nite slupinf awn mie fav-rot chairie bye dee fye-yar warms. Purrrrrs! Hoppy Erp Dey!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Scared of Wolverines in PBS's Nature Show.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/718216</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 08:22:22 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/718216</guid>
		<description>Oh! Thes hap-punned a feuw weaks agoo whan Mam shie werez wutching ah PBSes shaws aboot Wolvareens.  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh! Thes hap-punned a feuw weaks agoo whan Mam shie werez wutching ah PBSes shaws aboot Wolvareens. End Eye es know TVs wutcher. Captun Moogan & Sparklebutt wutches dah TVs butt nut mie... Wall, shie waz wutching dus shew end thuy kepts seying "Moose... Moose... Mooses..." Eye calmed runnning en. Whut ewe sey mie naime, Mr. Tvs?! End dhar waz zometing caulled ah Wollvereen eeting ah biggie deeir thang wit biggie antlars. Thay caulled et ah Moose, butt et know lucked leek mie, know werries dhut know Moosie.

Butt as Eye watched dhat Wollvereen gui, hie waz biggie toofies end scarie dude! Hie gots oop end ranned at me! Eye runned end hidd behund dee sofia. Dhan Eye peeks oot. Whan hie sturted running aweigh from mie, eye calmed oot ageen two wetch hem. 

Mam seyz dhat Eye spant dee whole TV shaw wetching end running fram hem running et mie, end sneeking beck two wetch hem running aweigh frum mie.

Phew dhut wers clothes! Eye waz almoose-t eetunned bye ah Wolvereen! Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Follow Up: Doing Great!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/714751</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 20:13:52 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/714751</guid>
		<description>Eye es havling grut tymes wit dee painie meddies end dee wettie fuds deit! Mam seys dhat Eye guts We ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye es havling grut tymes wit dee painie meddies end dee wettie fuds deit! Mam seys dhat Eye guts Weat Foud whaneve-furs Eye asks fur et. Purr purr purrrrrr! Eye guts aboot 4 er 5 mealies ah dey. Et GREET! End dee payne meddies haves mie nut fealings bud et awl. Eye waz pooting awn dee radigator end Mam gaved mie me evaning medies end dhan eye waz awl "Whooo hooooo! Whar dee teys?! Brungs oot de feathur wandie end bawl-en-truk!" Zo Eye es doing gut end tanks fur dee purrs & luves, fronds! Eye es gud, know werries butt dee Mooz. Meep meep! Purrrrrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose is home from vet, had one tooth extracted during cleaning. (Poor Moose!)</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/714344</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 15:02:53 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/714344</guid>
		<description>Eye es halm frum dee Vampur Vettie! Des tymes hie nut awnly tooked blud (Att leest eye azoom shie di ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye es halm frum dee Vampur Vettie! Des tymes hie nut awnly tooked blud (Att leest eye azoom shie dids dhat) butt shie tuked mie toofie! Et wered "Toofie Cleen Op dey" butt apawrently eye hazes soch purdy toofies, dhat dhey tooked sovieneer. Eye es halm gnaw butt loopies. Mam seyz eye es hygh awn druggies. End eye es hungaries. Mam seys eye cans has fuds butt slowwwwllleeee. Oh! Eye wunt foodies GNOWWWW! poot. puut. puot. Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose &amp; Capt. Morgan Go to the Vet for Annual Check up!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/713571</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 3 Mar 2011 15:22:05 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Shie haties mie! Shie haties mie!!! Mam seyz dhat shie luvs mie butt Eye hazes prouf. Shie tooked mi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Shie haties mie! Shie haties mie!!! Mam seyz dhat shie luvs mie butt Eye hazes prouf. Shie tooked mie two dee Vampur Vett!!! Eye beeing gud Moozman, Eye eeting ryte end poopies ryte end Sparklebutt know scrutched mie late-lee... Y shie tortore mie leek dhat?! Dee Vetman hie geved mie fullie exham, end seyz "Moosie luking gud." Ove coorse Eye luks GUD, Eye es fines! Eye knews sickie end  knows needs glow zoo dee Vett! End dhen, ewe knews whut hapuned? Dee Vettie seyz "Meep thunks hie needy toofies cleening. Wie know knead blud werk twedey; hie coods calm beck witin won weak ah hes toofies cleens aptpointmint." End Mam, shie zooooo meanie! Shie gooes, "Oh, butt ifs yous haz tymes naxt weak... Coolds wie doo dee bloodie werks todey?" Ahhhhhhh! Dee Vampur Vett!!! Shie luts dham tulks mie blud agean! Eye talls ewe; eve-fury tymes Eye goos dhar, dhay tuks mie blud. Hmphf. Att leest shie tooked os (Mie end Captun Moogan) halm end feededs oos. Meanie Mam.

Captun Moogan fines two. Dee Vampur Vett know leeks Purrate Blud.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mom tries to give Moose a butter spread treat too, but fails miserably. Sorry, Mooz.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/713301</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 1 Mar 2011 09:12:56 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/713301</guid>
		<description>Mams waz puttedings buttar flaver spred awn two heir toest. Captun Moogan waz thar cries &quot;Mie twos!  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mams waz puttedings buttar flaver spred awn two heir toest. Captun Moogan waz thar cries "Mie twos! Mie twos!!! Buttler sprod mie twos!!" Zo shie putted a globbie awn hes platie. Dhan Eye seys "Meep Moo to!" Shie puttid dawn peace awn an utter platie, end befur Eye eets et, Purr-C-Us calms en end talls mie dhat es hes, zo Eye luts hem eets et. "Mam! Know furgets Mooz treet!" Zo shie putted peace awn dee platie wit Captun Moogan, butt hie seyz ez hez, zo Eye askeds fur anudder. Shie putteds et awn mie NOSIE! Eye lucks starled, butt Captun Moogan hie halps mie licks et awf. Phew... Whys shie zo meanie end gives no buttar treets two dee Mooz?! Pout.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose frees he brothers who were incarcerated for beating him up.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/712585</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 19:51:44 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/712585</guid>
		<description>Zo yestfurdey Sparklebutt wazed inn baddie moodie. Dhan Purrse-bus starteds inn two. Thay waz boot f ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Zo yestfurdey Sparklebutt wazed inn baddie moodie. Dhan Purrse-bus starteds inn two. Thay waz boot fowlowolwowlwowlw-ing mie aroond end byting me ank-alls end pawling oot me furs. Mam gots MADDIE at dhem fur dhat! Shie pickled dhem boot oop end carryed dhem ove-fur two dee beddie bye ralm. Shie shutted de dawr end waz gunnas leaves dhem in dar fur "tymes oot."

Eye herds heir taulking twos Dod lat-lur end tawling hem dhat shie bearly gots back zo dee livingralm whans Eye runed poost heir... Eye calds hears mie bruders crying end pawlings at de beddie bye dawr! Eye runned rite ove-fur end lats tham oot. Eye nos cow two op-pin ah dahr. Des utter guies know no dhat... End ewe no whuts hapuned dhan? Thay bited mie mare! Aft-fur Eye saved tham! Eye know uderstund!

Mam waz gettings groanies end seyz "Mooooooze!" Dhen Eye knaw shie bees mud at mie fur beeing so smarts. Shie pucks mie oop, (chacks fur any scratchus) end takies mie zoo baisemint dore! Oooo Funds! Shie opinned et end Captun Moogan calmed rooning ove-fur. Hem end mie wes wented syder hoonting ah hole our-er! Aft-fur dhat dee too luttle bruders waz sleaping zo et weres saife zoo runn roond de haus agean.

Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose is very very happy this morning.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/711233</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 07:47:30 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Eye hazez mie Dod halm!!! Hie end Mam wented aweigh end Eye thunked heed nev-fur calms halm... Butt  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye hazez mie Dod halm!!! Hie end Mam wented aweigh end Eye thunked heed nev-fur calms halm... Butt hie dided! End eye waz zo hoppy two sea hem end Mam dhat eye eve-fun purried end luved awn Mam two. Butt DOD! Dadodudododododudadadadaded!!!! Meep meep! Purrrs!
Gnow eye guts two kulls mie boia tey wandie. Jest two shews awf fur Dod. Eye es jest celebruting end hoppy hoppy hoppy... Mam amuzed cow mooch hoppy eyes hazes.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose gets scared by his own breath.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/710247</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 5 Feb 2011 15:25:28 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>So de utter day-o Eye fallowed Dud awntwo dee glassie perch end hungs oot indee cald wit hem. Hie wa ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So de utter day-o Eye fallowed Dud awntwo dee glassie perch end hungs oot indee cald wit hem. Hie waz tulkin' end thar waz cloudies ah foggies aroond hes mout. Eye wuz jest wetchin' hem end dee foggies; whan Eye yawnied. End ottah ME moot calmed foggies! Butt Eye nut knaw dhat at ferst. Eye opinned mie eyes end thar waz foggied attucking mie! Eye kinda jumped end duckied aweigh frum dee foggies... Dhan Eye reganed mie coo-well. Dod end Eye kepted bein' man-lee-men awn dee glussed-en perch. Meep oot, dudies.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bye Arnold P.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/708797</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 14:14:38 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Goodie bye me bestie frond. Eye wills miss ewe so mooch. Mucks sures ewe watchis ove-fur yer Mam! Sh ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Goodie bye me bestie frond. Eye wills miss ewe so mooch. Mucks sures ewe watchis ove-fur yer Mam! Shie es gud hoomin.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose is taunted daily by mouse in his bird feeder.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/708271</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 22 Jan 2011 07:38:56 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Dod gaived mie aw burdie feader fer dee windlow bye dee scratchie pust four chrestmass. Et hazes suc ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dod gaived mie aw burdie feader fer dee windlow bye dee scratchie pust four chrestmass. Et hazes suctun calp two stickie two dee wondgo. Eye luvs weighting fer dee burdies two calm! Butt lattely eye es bean haveing utter visater: ah MOUSIE! Hie calm, set en dee feedler, end eaties awl dee burdie fuds. Eye gooes CRAZLIE whan eye seas hem. Eye hoops aroond, cherps end screamies, end eye digs at dee glass-windlow-pain. Mam herds mie doing dhat en dee muddle awve dee nitey end shie talls Dod know shie knuws jest whan dhat mousie es en dar, eye es alarmie cattie! Oh, purrlease lets mie ootzide, Mam! Eye knews eye cann catchie dhat FATtie moosie! Meep meep!

Efs ewe wents sea dee mousie, Mam caughted et wit dee camrah: go zoo <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/1139935">Purrs-z-oos-es paige!</a>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Is a Diary Pic!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/704543</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 19:47:20 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Yehs! Eye es ah die-airy peak awe dee dey! End Arnald Pea haded hes Mam cahl mie Mam zo dhat Eye woo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yehs! Eye es ah die-airy peak awe dee dey! End Arnald Pea haded hes Mam cahl mie Mam zo dhat Eye wood know muss et leek Purr-C-ous dided. Ha ha hee! Eye es zo hoppy twodey. Dod end eye fa-hilled dee trea's wuter booket. Hie poored end Eye tastie testad. Et tasted a loot leek dee watur oot awe dee faw-zit, butt butter cauze et wased froom dee trie booket! Meep meep!

Tank ewes frond fur dee well-wishies! End tanks fur celebrateing mie DeeDeePea wit mie! Purrrrs & Meeps!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Tries to Save Dad While He's Outside Shoveling... Does Not Get Far.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/704157</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 09:53:45 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/704157</guid>
		<description>Et bees CALD ootzide, evefury kittuy! Whetch oot fer dhat whute staffs, et cald awn dee pawpaws! Dod ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Et bees CALD ootzide, evefury kittuy! Whetch oot fer dhat whute staffs, et cald awn dee pawpaws! Dod wered ootzide en et end Eye was gunna halps hem, butt Eye know coulded gets pussed dee steppies. BURRRRRRrrrrs! Mam talked pucktures awe mie. Eye kapts runing oot, end en, end oot, end enn... Shis thunked Eye waz funnies, butt Eye waz triing two seives Dod! Dhen hie stupped end calmed enzide. Hie end beddie bye know nepping. Eye es nappings two, butt awn dee radigator... Eye no hie saves gnow. Know werries! Meeps!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Being Locked Away From Plumber And Pouting.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/703223</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 07:56:57 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/703223</guid>
		<description>Dod end Mam hazes looked ous op en dee beddiebyerome. Dee ploomer es ove-fur end es instelling knew  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dod end Mam hazes looked ous op en dee beddiebyerome. Dee ploomer es ove-fur end es instelling knew thingie inn dee batrome. Dod es oot dar end Eye es leying bye doar, pawing utterneeth end cryings at hem. Dooood, luts mie oot two halp! Hie seys dhat dee ploomer es mooving stoffs aroond end dar es big whole inn dee flour dhat eye coolds fells dewn. Oooow neatoes! Eye wents lookie!!! Butt dhey's mucking mie be guds. Pouts. Meeps. Eye goo naw awn me bruder's heed ensted.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Has a Play Pen.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/696279</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 20:10:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Eye hazes ah pley pan. Et es ah cardboord bex dhat calmed in dee male. Et hases ripped cooner end Ma ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye hazes ah pley pan. Et es ah cardboord bex dhat calmed in dee male. Et hases ripped cooner end Mam putted awl awr toyes en et whan shie vaccuummeedd. Zo gnaw Eye gooes en dar end pleys. Es mie pley pan! Caton Moogan end Purr-z-os pleys swattie thru dee riped parts, dhat funs. Butt mooset awve awl Eye jest leeks haveing a hangs oot, pley ralm awe me awn. Meep meep! Purrrs]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Narrates a Mighty Moth Hunt.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/694799</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 10 Oct 2010 05:13:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/694799</guid>
		<description>Oh!!!! Eye werd en dee hawlweigh, end Eye sewed ah BIGGIE mawth! Eye sturted bero/churping att et. M ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh!!!! Eye werd en dee hawlweigh, end Eye sewed ah BIGGIE mawth! Eye sturted bero/churping att et. Mam calmed ove-fur end seys "Oh, Mooz, ewe kneads halp?" Shie lufted mie oop, end Eye caughted et awn me ferst trie! Et waz flying thru dee airie end Eye jest claped mie pawz togeter end whamo! Eye hadded et! Eye putted et in me moot, end dee wingie waz stucking oot. Mam putted mie awn dee grund. Purrseeless end Capietun Moogan calmed ove-fur two hases aw lukie. Eye opuned moot two talls awl, whan dee mawth gotted oot! Eye bounced aft-fur et, butt et guts aweigh. Mam kept punting two heir shurt, seyz dhat et weres thar butt Eye know seaed et. Dhan Eye seas et flutterling aweigh frum her two dee celung agean. Dhes tymes she halps Captun Moogan. Hie know cann seas et thou. Nuxt waz Purrsllbutt's tern. Hie sewed et end snucked et en hes toofies. Dhan hie eated et befer Malm putted hem awn dee grunds! Wie sats end gived hem bathie aft-fur dhat. Whoa dhat excitling marning! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Doing Driveway Yoga With Purrseus.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/690808</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 16:49:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Mam end awl me brudders bees ootzide weighting fur Dod calm halm froom werk. Eyes gunna zurprize hem ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mam end awl me brudders bees ootzide weighting fur Dod calm halm froom werk. Eyes gunna zurprize hem bye beeing awn dee drivesweigh dewing mie Yogi! Sparklebutt seyz waz gud idee-ah. End Purr-sees-ouse es wit mie caz hie en treining two lerns mie yoga-secraties! Oh, bey! Ohe Bey!

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(Note from Mom: I won't let him get run over, no worries!)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Has a Great Day.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/686941</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 19:42:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/686941</guid>
		<description>Eye es haded gurr-ate dey. Dod gaved mie awl serts ah huggles end Eye gots goes ootzide witout me br ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye es haded gurr-ate dey. Dod gaved mie awl serts ah huggles end Eye gots goes ootzide witout me brudders twices! End whun dee hoomins ated loonch awn dee perch, thay luts mie hungs oot dar wit em! Eye guts two cruwls utter dee plantlers end naps! Purrrrrrrs! Et wazes zo peas-ful. Gnow Eye es leying awn dee flur, doling mie yogie end guting me tubby rubed froom Mam. Purrrrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>No More Baths!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/685788</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 05:18:36 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/685788</guid>
		<description>Mam seyz know mere bathies fur gnow! Shie seys dhat Captun Moogan's cut heeled oop, end know luks le ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mam seyz know mere bathies fur gnow! Shie seys dhat Captun Moogan's cut heeled oop, end know luks leek ring-aroond-dee-wermie two heir know mere. Zo oonless dee cultare calmed beck poseteve, we know gets mere bathies fur des gnaw mere. Yeehs, Mam! Eye thunks meybee shie leeks mie aft-fur awl! Purrs!

Right gnaw Eye es weiting awn dee perch, jest in cases Dod decideds gnot werk twodey, end calm halm two huggie deee Moosie. Meep! Pauws croosed! Whan es Takies Yer Moose Two Werk Dey? Eye wents go wit Dod everywear!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Captain Might Have Ring Worm! Moose Wishes It Were From Arnold P., Not Purrseus.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/684859</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 3 Aug 2010 12:41:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/684859</guid>
		<description>Mam seyz dhat captun Moogan mite habs ringling werms! Dee Vettie sey dhey know likely calmed fram Ar ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mam seyz dhat captun Moogan mite habs ringling werms! Dee Vettie sey dhey know likely calmed fram Arnald Pea (Durn!) butt frum dhat PURRS-T-OOS guy! Yuckoes! Eye knew wents ring-aroond-dee-wermis fram hems! Eye wents dhem foorm Arnald Pea! Hmpf.

Than thay bathed mie. Eye meeped wonce dhan Eye jest glaired mie Is end tuk et leek ah man-moose. Eye es braives, Dod sed zo. Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Changes his Profile Name Back to Moose. (From &quot;Moose: Birthday Week!&quot;)</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/682351</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 16:15:44 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/682351</guid>
		<description>Eye chungied mie profyle naime beck two jest Mooze cauz Eye es sickie awve des burpdey weak! Et waz  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye chungied mie profyle naime beck two jest Mooze cauz Eye es sickie awve des burpdey weak! Et waz funs whan Mam waz givling mies extre cattie fud end fedders; butt know shie givling mie KISSIS!?! Yuckoroonie! Dhat nut fan fur dee Mooz. Meep, gnaw Maaaaw! Stoop kissling mie!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose's Birthday Party!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/682019</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:10:52 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/682019</guid>
		<description>Eye hadded a gut burpdey! Mise Antie end Onckall calmed zoo Dahlute end hadded ah partie wit mie! Ma ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye hadded a gut burpdey! Mise Antie end Onckall calmed zoo Dahlute end hadded ah partie wit mie! Mam maded mie ah hoomin cakie end ah catfud cakie. Eye hyded froom mie cakie cauz et weres FLAMEING! Butt Mam blowed et oot end zo Eye calmed oot end lickied et. Mam cutted et oop, end Capton Moogan, Mie, end Knew Giy eeted et. Sparklebutt gots un-burpdey potatoetoes. (Ewwwws!) End dee hoomins ated cakie. (Alzo ewwws!) Meep meep! Eye gotted ah feethar froom ootzide! Purrs! Eye snuffed et awl ove-fur end purred end purred. At lang lest, thee hoomins gaved mie excaplee whut eye wunted! Meep meep! Purrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOOSE!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/681659</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 06:02:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/681659</guid>
		<description>Hoppy Burpdey two mie!
Hoppy Burpdey too mee!
Hoppy Burpdey, Hoppy Burpdeyyyyy
Hoppyyyyy Burpdey, ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hoppy Burpdey two mie!
Hoppy Burpdey too mee!
Hoppy Burpdey, Hoppy Burpdeyyyyy
Hoppyyyyy Burpdey, toooooo MEEEEEEEEEP!

Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose and Captain Play With Garlic Greens &amp; STINK!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/681278</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 15:38:43 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/681278</guid>
		<description>Eye hazes garluck breathe! Mam grewed garlick inn dee garten. Shie harvust zome lest knight fur dinn ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye hazes garluck breathe! Mam grewed garlick inn dee garten. Shie harvust zome lest knight fur dinnar mucking; end Captun Moogan pilliged dee greenies part awve et. Hem end Eye's bean pleying wit et fer hoors twodey awn dee carput. Es zo funs! End tasties zo gud!!! Eye thunks Dod well espech-e-ally luvs mie breathe end pawies. Dhey es zo garluckie!! Purrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Only Sparkman Is Due For Check Up, Not Moose! Moose Celebrates.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/680946</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 9 Jul 2010 07:43:53 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/680946</guid>
		<description>Eye herded Mam end Dod calls dee Vampur Vetties end trys takes mie en fur mie yeerly chucks upp... B ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye herded Mam end Dod calls dee Vampur Vetties end trys takes mie en fur mie yeerly chucks upp... Butt tha vetties seyz dhat awnlee Sparklebutt es due fur chucks upp dhes munth! Phew! End Hee hee haww hawww!!! Sparklebutts getz shuts! Sparklebutts guts shoots!!!! Uh, end dhat Knew Giy, Pearlie-us! Knot dee Moosie! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Faces Reality of Having New Brother...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/679787</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 1 Jul 2010 11:36:12 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/679787</guid>
		<description>Purr-sea-Utter bees mi knew brudder... Oars zos Mam seys. ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Purr-sea-Utter bees mi knew brudder... Oars zos Mam seys.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Another Tag Game!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/676967</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 07:11:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/676967</guid>
		<description>Ollie taggled mie!!!

1. What time do you go to to bed?
Whut es Tyme peas?

2. What is your fav ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ollie taggled mie!!!

1. What time do you go to to bed?
Whut es Tyme peas?

2. What is your favorite gift you have recieved and why?
Captun Moogan. Eye leeks byting hes headdie end pawncing awn hem. 

3. Whats your favourite way to wake up and whats the first thing you do?
Eye leeks two weak oop wit Dod scretchin mie heed, butt dhan Eye jemps awff end rons en caises Mam wents gives mie bellie roobs.

4.What would you call yourself if you could choose your own name?
Meep!

5. What was the last thing you ate that you really shouldnt of ?
Two mech grassies!!!

6.What are you afraid of?
Eye gutting brever end brever az eye guts awlder! Butt eye es scard awve dee Naew Giy Cattie, End Dod's shaes whans dhey en dee wrung pleace. (Az en nut awn hes feats.)

7.Do you have brothers and sisters?
Eye haz too bruders end ah cattie Mam seyz ez knew bruder, butts eye know beleaves heir.

8.What is your motto in life?
Meep, meep, meeep meep.

9. Would you like to be famous? Why or why not?
Eye thunked eye waz faymoose, eye awn Catstler!

10. What cartoon or comic book character best describes you?
Dod seyz "Pig Pen."

11. What super-power would you most like to have, and why?
Eye woods leek abulty two opan dowrs!

12. If you could play sports, what you you play and why?
Hyde end seak. Eye leeks hyding.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Who's King of the Litterbox Smellies Contest...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/676868</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 15:42:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/676868</guid>
		<description>Mam ea halm zo wez mucking hur feals kneaded. Wie es havling &quot;Hoo's Kiing Awve Dee Lutter Bex Smelly ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mam ea halm zo wez mucking hur feals kneaded. Wie es havling "Hoo's Kiing Awve Dee Lutter Bex Smellys" contust. Zo furs Captun Moogan es wunning. Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Publicly Says Thanks For the Trees To Abbie, In the Language They Speak.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/674896</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 1 Jun 2010 05:49:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/674896</guid>
		<description>Meep meep meep Purr meep meep.
Mrrrr-ow! Meep meep!!!
Meeps Peeps Meep, meep.
Meh-ow, meep meep
 ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Meep meep meep Purr meep meep.
Mrrrr-ow! Meep meep!!!
Meeps Peeps Meep, meep.
Meh-ow, meep meep

Purrrrrrrrrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Tries To Help Dad Paint Glassed-In-Porch...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/672454</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 18 May 2010 12:57:19 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/672454</guid>
		<description>Dod weres pay-ting dee glussed-inn-parch dhese weakend. Eye waz tries zoo helps hem, butt hie nut le ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dod weres pay-ting dee glussed-inn-parch dhese weakend. Eye waz tries zoo helps hem, butt hie nut leeks mie halp... Moose-t-lee cauz Eye oftan puteds mie footie in dee pay-ant booket. Zo hie putted mie awn leesh end collur end putted mie ootzide! Eye waz havling funs untall Eye realized he waz know ootside wit mie. Butts Eye coolds sea hems inzide windows, zo Eye climed oop two zee hem. Eye waz awn ootzide windowies, hie waz awn inzides. Eye meeps end meeps butt hie know calms oot zoo pley er nutting. Meep meep! Afturwerd hie dun pantling, hie gaved mie cuddales.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Captain Morgan and Mom Help Moose Get Cat Food Gravy Off His Head.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/671591</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 13 May 2010 15:30:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/671591</guid>
		<description>Ohhhhh, Es DHAT whut guing awn?! Mam feaded oos, end sinsce don eye's bean smalling cattie food awls ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ohhhhh, Es DHAT whut guing awn?! Mam feaded oos, end sinsce don eye's bean smalling cattie food awls ove-fur. Captun Moogan keaps tryings zo jumppie awn mie heed end eye's keeps meeping end ronning aweighs. Meep, purrs! Finawlly Mam camed ove-fur wit Captie-tun end held hem ove-fur mie headie. Dhan shie helds mie head stills whale Cape-ton lucked awff a bunchie aw catfoodie grevy dhat waz apawrently awn dee becks ah mie headie! Meep! Cow dhat gets dhar? Tanks, Capie-ton end Mam!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Meeps For the Trees!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/670864</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 9 May 2010 11:29:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/670864</guid>
		<description>Meeep! Thar be treas awn mie paige! Meep meep! Purrrrrrrs! Eye feals zo luved. Tank ewe, tank ewe, T ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Meeep! Thar be treas awn mie paige! Meep meep! Purrrrrrrs! Eye feals zo luved. Tank ewe, tank ewe, TANK EWE!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Sleeps Through All of Summer.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/670558</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 7 May 2010 18:51:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/670558</guid>
		<description>Eye wakes oop end et es SNAWING?! Et wuntur alreedy hear en Dalute, Minisoda. Cow lang waz dhat napp ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye wakes oop end et es SNAWING?! Et wuntur alreedy hear en Dalute, Minisoda. Cow lang waz dhat nappie?! Eye mussed zommer competelee!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Is the Active Poster Today!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/667270</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 05:08:12 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/667270</guid>
		<description>Gnaw Eye es dee actuve kittie catiie righter! Meep meeep! Dare Eye es wit mie scaaaaaauuurreee pitct ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Gnaw Eye es dee actuve kittie catiie righter! Meep meeep! Dare Eye es wit mie scaaaaaauuurreee pitctlure! Mam seyz wie awl knews eye es jest yauning, butt es zuch funni weerd pictlure dhat shie poosted et.

Gnaw eye es awn dee frunt parch wetching dee marning burdie shaw att dee feader. Sparklebutt es enzide wit Mam. Catun Moogan es hear wit mie... End mooset impartent: Dod es goon zo werk. Meeeppppppp! Eye jest nut utterstund whys hie wents leeve dee Moose behund. Hie shoolds bee talking mie wit! Eye wood bee gud werkpleace kittie cattie. Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Says He's Smarter and Cuter Than Sparkman...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/667155</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 12:47:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/667155</guid>
		<description>Enn Sparklebutt's die-air-y hie seyz dhat Eye es Dupey end nut zo cutie pie? Awls Eye neads pount oo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Enn Sparklebutt's die-air-y hie seyz dhat Eye es Dupey end nut zo cutie pie? Awls Eye neads pount oot is dhat MIE end nut Sparklebutt was ferst kittie two figlure oot dee scratchling poost. Hie weres hyding froom dee sandler & scrawdriver machinies. Eye is bravier end smartler! End whats mere, Dod seyz Eye es dee cutiest. Dhat prouf enuf fur mie! Dod es alweighs reight. Meep, meep! Purrrrrrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Loves the Fires In the Fireplace.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/666263</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 07:36:36 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/666263</guid>
		<description>Mie nase es heeling qeek-lee! Eye stell hases a teany tynee bawld putch. Butt reght gnaw eye es purr ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mie nase es heeling qeek-lee! Eye stell hases a teany tynee bawld putch. Butt reght gnaw eye es purrling cauz Dod maded mie aw fy-yer en dee fy-yer pley-ace. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs! Meep, meep!  Es tyme fur bathing end sleaping en frunt aw fy-ler plece. Purrrrrs...]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Gets Scratched in the Nose; But Had a Better Night Last Night...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/665449</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 8 Apr 2010 10:34:18 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Eye hadded bud nite tha uttur nite. Sparklebutt scratchesed me nase. Meep! Mam cleened et upp, end D ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye hadded bud nite tha uttur nite. Sparklebutt scratchesed me nase. Meep! Mam cleened et upp, end Dod cauddled mie. Et gutting buttur gnow, butt dhat bruder es meenie! Eye no leeks hem. Anyboodie waent ah Sparkbutt?

Lest nite waz butter. Eye purred everywon two sleap, end dhen Eye sna-oar-ed awl nite end kepts dhem awekes. Butt thay know complanes becuz thay thuked eye waz zo cutie pye. Meep meep! 

Mie nause herts.

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note from Mom: His nose is healing just fine, it wasn't deep enough for stitches or anything... And he often snores, that's not a factor in his nose being hurt. Just part of being a cute Moose!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Will Sneeze For Treats!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/661065</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 10:56:17 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/661065</guid>
		<description>Eye sawed dhat Mam waz givling Captun Moogan mere treets cauz he's actling sickie; zo Eye wents end  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye sawed dhat Mam waz givling Captun Moogan mere treets cauz he's actling sickie; zo Eye wents end snezed att heir two. Eye gots dee treets two! Than Sparkbutt cames aloong end hie jest yellad at heir. Shie gived hem treets two?! Whut upps wit Mam?! Shie jest POORING dee treets oot twodey! Eye nut compleining, butt jest wondering boot heir sanitie.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Sneezes Right In Mom's Face.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/660299</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:59:06 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/660299</guid>
		<description>Jest whan Mam thunked dhat Eye was awl bettur, Eye walkked op two heir end sneazled inn heir faice.  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Jest whan Mam thunked dhat Eye was awl bettur, Eye walkked op two heir end sneazled inn heir faice. Shie waz bunding dawn two talks two mie, end Eye jest breethed inn end lets heir haves et. Shie maded ah faice dhan cauz et weres watur spreying sneaze! MOL! Dhat whuts ewe gets, Mam! Gnow stopps kissling mie awl dee tyme! Eye knews leek beeing wets frum kissses... Naw goo turns awn dee watur tappie fur mie two stucks mie heed unter end gets watur drinks frum dee watur running downs mie nosie.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Is Excited About the COTW! &amp; He Had a Sniffle!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/660018</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:47:14 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/660018</guid>
		<description>En caises ewe know scene dee frunt paige awve Catsler: Arnuld Pea es dee Cattie awve dee Weak! End E ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ En caises ewe know scene dee frunt paige awve Catsler: Arnuld Pea es dee Cattie awve dee Weak! End Eye fur won ez jest zoooo hoppy aboot dhat! End zonce wie luks zo mooch aleak, eye tryed talling Sparkbutt dhat dhat es MIE koo's Cattie awve dee Weak. Hie know byes et. Inn facties, hie bites-ed mie.

En utter knews, eye hadded dee sniffals yestfurdey! Mam hases ah bod cald, zo shie end eye waz wolking roond hoose togetur sneazing end snaezing! Mam thunked shie'd havie att leist two cull dee V-T-E aboot mie sneazles; butt than dhes marning, Eye nut sneezling zo mooch... Mam stall es; butt Dod know callings V-E-T-T awn heir! Nut fiar. 

Arnuld Pea Cattie awve dee Weak!!!!!! Purrrrrrrrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Decides To Store Fat In His Tail Like a Reptile.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/657780</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:48:34 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/657780</guid>
		<description>Eye jest hurded dhat zome repietiles stawres fatt en dar tales. Zo Eye hazes decuded dhat es gud ide ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye jest hurded dhat zome repietiles stawres fatt en dar tales. Zo Eye hazes decuded dhat es gud idee. Zo frum knaws awn dee Vampurr Vetties whell sey "Hie nut ah fattie! Butt hes tale, Oh My Bastet!" Yummie. Es gud idee.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Happy Birthday, Captain Morgan!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/656791</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 10:24:22 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/656791</guid>
		<description>Hoppy Burpdey two Capietun!
Hoppy Burpdey two Capieton!
Hoppy Burpdey, Hoppy Burpdeyyyyyy,
Hoppy  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hoppy Burpdey two Capietun!
Hoppy Burpdey two Capieton!
Hoppy Burpdey, Hoppy Burpdeyyyyyy,
Hoppy Burpdey toos Ewesssss!

Yayyyyyy! Ho yo yo!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose's New Cheer: Arnold's Here Another Day!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/651282</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 07:07:01 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/651282</guid>
		<description>Arnald hear anutter dey! Arnald hear a nutter dey! Yaaayyy!!!! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Arnald hear anutter dey! Arnald hear a nutter dey! Yaaayyy!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Good Bye to Arnold P.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/651024</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:15:02 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/651024</guid>
		<description>Mie heert es brokening... Gud by two dee mooset butiful due-d palie awn Catster: Arnald P. Eye whell ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mie heert es brokening... Gud by two dee mooset butiful due-d palie awn Catster: Arnald P. Eye whell alweighs muss ewe mie frond. Meep purr.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose's Fuzzy Wuzzy Woo Song Taken Offline.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/647108</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 6 Jan 2010 08:51:38 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/647108</guid>
		<description>Mie Fuzzie Wuzzie Wooey sang es goon. Meep, poats. Mam seyz dhat shie waz leeving et oop awn mie pai ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mie Fuzzie Wuzzie Wooey sang es goon. Meep, poats. Mam seyz dhat shie waz leeving et oop awn mie paige inn cases et calmed beck; baut et goon. Awl wall! Zo es dee hoppenings inn dee vertual werld awe dee intarnot! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Congratulates All the Cats Who Won the Coolest Cat &amp; Dog Show!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/642800</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:59:50 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/642800</guid>
		<description>Eye no winns dee coolist cattie shew. Dot sod. Butt mie fronds deed! Concats Lole; O'Mallee; Gleak;  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye no winns dee coolist cattie shew. Dot sod. Butt mie fronds deed! Concats Lole; O'Mallee; Gleak; end awl ewe udder kittys! Ewe es AMAZLINK! End zo kool. Gud geme; gud gaime...

Eye moose-t goo drunks awl dee trea weter agean. Mam jest fulled et oop fur dee Moosie. Meep! Purrrrrrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Changes His Mind About Going Outside Today: Snow Is Cold.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/642039</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:27:02 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/642039</guid>
		<description>Eye waz thunkign aboot gooing ootzide twodey zo Eye folluwed Mam awntah dee glassid en perch two put ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye waz thunkign aboot gooing ootzide twodey zo Eye folluwed Mam awntah dee glassid en perch two puts dee male in dee male slottie fur maleman. Shie opin dawr two ootzide end Eye jest stud besides heir end fluffied oop! Et es CALD ootzide! Dhat whyte stuffs es beck end Eye thunks et calder than ever-fur! Eye reech ott mie paw end batted att et. Et CALD! Eye tooks mie paw beck.

Shie seys, "Mooz, eye know wents pley in dee snaw?!"

Eye geved heir mie scaried facie! MEEEEEEEEP! Dhan Eye runs two dee hoose dawr: "lets mie beck inzide!!!! Ahhhhhh!"

Y et zo cald oot?! Burrrrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Humans Thought Moose Learned To Turn On the Faucet! ... But They Were Wrong.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/639806</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 3 Dec 2009 09:12:30 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/639806</guid>
		<description>Eye toe-tall-lee trucked dee humanies! Mam putted awn dee cald watlur fur mie lest nite. Dhan Dod ca ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye toe-tall-lee trucked dee humanies! Mam putted awn dee cald watlur fur mie lest nite. Dhan Dod calmed inn; weshed hes honds witt dee hat wetlur... Thay wentled two beddie bye end Dod furgotted too terned awf dee cald wetlur. Zo Eye wazes havling aw grate tyme pawling att dee wetlur end purrling. Mam end Dod wazes in dee bedralm, end Captun Moogan sayz dhat dhey waz tulking end seyling dhat:
 
"Ded ewe leeves awn dee watlur?" 

"Naw. Y?" 

"Dee mooz es pleyling wit dee watlur en dar. Efs ewe turned et awf, dhan dooes hie knews cow two turns et awn?!!!" 

"OMC! Mie Moozie es brillence!"

Dhan Dod calmed inn end turid awf dee watlur... Dhes marning dhey figlured et oot, butt lest nite thay waz sully end thunked dhat Eye waz gettings zome smartz! Purrrs! Thay thunks mie smurt!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose says:</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/638192</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:13:42 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/638192</guid>
		<description>Hoppy Tanksgivling eve fur kittlie!
 Meeps end purrrrrrrrrrrrs end tuns ah tufkay! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hoppy Tanksgivling eve fur kittlie!
 Meeps end purrrrrrrrrrrrs end tuns ah tufkay!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Misses Dad.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/637509</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:37:57 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/637509</guid>
		<description>Dod es werking two mooch. Eye musses Dod. Eye thunks Eye evan hases two sitt awn Mam end guts mie pe ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dod es werking two mooch. Eye musses Dod. Eye thunks Eye evan hases two sitt awn Mam end guts mie pettz! Dhes werking es goon awn two lang whan Eye hazes two cuddles heir. Dodddddd! Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose is a finalist in the World's Coolest Cat Contest! Again!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/637062</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:03:02 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/637062</guid>
		<description>Ohes mi goshes! Eye es ah finialest en dee Coolist Kat Coontest! Ohh, purries! Eye es zo gut att yew ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ohes mi goshes! Eye es ah finialest en dee Coolist Kat Coontest! Ohh, purries! Eye es zo gut att yewning. End dhes pruve et. YAWWWWWWWWWWWWN!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Thinks Foster Cat Is Trying To Eat Him and Replace Him.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/636277</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:44:04 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/636277</guid>
		<description>Dhat kat hie treed two eet mie!!!! Leet knight eye waz en dee livling rahm, whan hie escaiped. Eye e ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dhat kat hie treed two eet mie!!!! Leet knight eye waz en dee livling rahm, whan hie escaiped. Eye es nervoos aroond dhat knew fooster kat. Eye thunks hie treeing two stey heir. End wie es fulls alreedy; zo Wyw thunks Mam wills gets riddie awve won avwe oos efs hie steys! 

Anyweighs, Eye waz setting awn dee carput whan dee kat hie camed rooning awve-fur end Eye thunks "MAybe we es pleying?" Zo Eye shoows hem whears Eye runns whan Eye pleys dhat geme; dee beddie bye rahlm! Zo Eye waz runnling dune dee hellweigh wit hem whan hie reeches ove-fur end BITEED MIE! Awn dee beckie, reel herd! Meep! Dhan Eye cowered inn dee beddie bye realm untils Mam camied end sewed mie dhar. Shie tolds Dod two putts dee scarie kattie to hies beddie bye cuz hes scary two dee moozie. Meep meep! Maybee shie DEW leeks mie! Eye hoop shie sey eye can steys, end gets rud awve dee Sparklebutt.

Dew ewe thunks dhat dee knew kattie tryling zoo eet mie end tukes mie pleece?! Meep, Noooooo!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sparkman and Moose Sharing the Sink Water! Amazing!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/633513</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 6 Nov 2009 12:21:43 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/633513</guid>
		<description>Sprkbutt end Eye es shairing dee sunk watur know! Mam es amuzed. Shie seys dhat thar wered a feww da ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sprkbutt end Eye es shairing dee sunk watur know! Mam es amuzed. Shie seys dhat thar wered a feww daies whan shie hadded nerveos; cauz Eye'd fallow her entah tha batroom end so wood Sparkbutt. Dhan we'd booth sittie awn dee sinkie end growls et eechutter ove-fur dee sinkie watir. Shie dids figure oot dhat Sparkbutt prefurs dee tubbie watir; zo shie'd turns et awn fur hem end we'd stoop gruwling at eechutter... Butt yestfurdey shie wetched as wee boot sats up thar end tucked terns drunking. Sea?! We knows cow two gets allund whan wie reelly needs two; leek whan thar es ah sinkie watur drunks at steek! Purrrrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Discovers Bathroom Sink Water!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/631431</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:37:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/631431</guid>
		<description>Eye hazes descuvered dhat dee watur fram dee batrahlm sinkie tasties wunderful! Sparkbutt bean drank ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye hazes descuvered dhat dee watur fram dee batrahlm sinkie tasties wunderful! Sparkbutt bean dranking et fur yeers; end Mam furgets two shuts awf all dee tymes. So guessis whose haz sturtled jamping oop dhar end getting drinkies?! Meep, me!

Butt Eye hases mie awn technicalquies fur drinkies. Eye stucks mi heed utter dee watlur dripplies end weights fur tham zoo drips dune mie facie end nosie befur Eye drunks tham. Dhan Eye stups dranking whan mie heedie gets two wett.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Plays Halloween Tag!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/626626</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 8 Oct 2009 15:57:09 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/626626</guid>
		<description>Eye wuz taggled bye Oly-fur! Hie sayz dhat Eye shuld wrute feive tings Eye luvs aboot Hollow-wean. B ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye wuz taggled bye <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/629699"><u>Oly-fur!</a></u> Hie sayz dhat Eye shuld wrute feive tings Eye luvs aboot Hollow-wean. Butt Eye thunks dhat ifs ewe es reeding dhis, ewe es taggled!!! Goo due dee shame; wrutes aboot hows ewe luvs hallow-wean!

Meep!

1) Hallowean meens dhat et guts cald ootzide; zo Dod startes mucking mie feires inn dee fureplece! Purrrs, Eye luvs feirs!

2) Dod decoretes fur hallow-wean. Ewe guts two halp heem wit dhat. Eye luvs dee fakie spyder webbies end strungs awe pumkin lites! Purrrs!

3) Dhee Hoomans curves pumplins. Eye guts two sits awn dee flur wit dhem end due mie Moosie yogie awn newspapar! Purrrs!

4) Dee humuns sitty aroond wutching dhee scarie moove-ees! Dhat meens mere lappie tyme fur dee Moosie! Meep!

5) Eye thunks dhat efs dee homons ares goings two gives oot hallowean treets two kiddies; than thay shuld gives halloweans greenieys two dee Moosie. Mi knew ruhl: Treet fur humanie meens ewe guves mie ah treetie two. Yuppie. Meep, meeeeeep!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dad Goes Back To Work After Vacation; Moose Howls At Back Door.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/625354</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 3 Oct 2009 07:00:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/625354</guid>
		<description>Eye haded mi Dod halm awl weak. Eye waz dee hoppiest bey cattie en awl dee werld! Dod's nevfur halm  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye haded mi Dod halm awl weak. Eye waz dee hoppiest bey cattie en awl dee werld! Dod's nevfur halm DHAT mooch! Ohh, fur jeys! Meeps and purrs!!! End ah hole luttah beck screeches end buttie rubbies end hand-wrastling! Purrrrs!

Butt dhes marning, hie lefted mie fur dat utter cattie hie hangs oot wit naimed "Werk." Eye sitted bye dee beck doar end hoooooooooowled! "Da-ehe-eh-eh-eh-eh-ehhhhh! Meep, Ehhhhhhhhh!!!" Mam sed Eye dids dhat fur leek aw whole howr. Eye jest screeming att beckie dawr end pawling att dee dawr nob, butt Dod know herd mie. Zo Eye wents beck zo beddie-bye wit Mam end Captin end Sparklebutt. Pour Dod. 

Okey, Eye's furgetten awlreedy. End now es tyme zo goo burd wetching awn glasssd en perch! Meep meep meep meep, meep MEEP!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Loves His Outdoor Water Bowl.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/618716</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 3 Sep 2009 09:41:21 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Mum brunged uz weter ootside. Es en ah leetall metel bewl. Es zo tastie! Eye wents ovefur thar end h ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mum brunged uz weter ootside. Es en ah leetall metel bewl. Es zo tastie! Eye wents ovefur thar end haded mie ah drinkiepoo than aboot feve minluts lattar eye wents beck end hadded zome mere! Meep meep! Eye luvs ootside weter! Mam seyz et bean ootzide awl sommer end shie fells et oop evefury tyme end dhat Eye gots excyted almooset evefury tyme... Oaw, reelie?! Eye no rememburr dhat! Ohe, vell. Eye jest luvs dee ootdoor weter! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose's Blood Work Looks Fine!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/618607</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 2 Sep 2009 17:21:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/618607</guid>
		<description>Yayyahhhs! Mie blud werk comed beck end et seys dhat Moosie es a-ok-dokie! Mie everyting leval ares  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yayyahhhs! Mie blud werk comed beck end et seys dhat Moosie es a-ok-dokie! Mie everyting leval ares fein. End mie call-easter-awl es actfully luer! Mem end Dod es zo hoppy. Mam seya Vettie Vampir haded two gud tings to tall heir: Sparkbutt nut hases abstrooctun yat end Eye know hases wierd bludwerk. Meep, meep! purrrrrrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mom Takes Moose To Vet; Moose Thinks Mom's Evil.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/618277</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 1 Sep 2009 10:53:52 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/618277</guid>
		<description>Meep meep meeeeeep!!!! Dee Vampurr Vetties sroocked agean! Eye waz sleaping awn dee poorch, whan Mam ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Meep meep meeeeeep!!!! Dee Vampurr Vetties sroocked agean! Eye waz sleaping awn dee poorch, whan Mam grubbed mie end putted mie in dee cattie carrlier end oot two dee carr. Meep, nawwwww! Eye wear yealling awl Eye coold, butt shie drugged mie end dee Captun end dee Sparklebutt intwo dee vettie. They didded hooribull tings two oos. End thay eve-fun tooked mie blud agean! Whut dee hock! Dhey es vampurrs, eye talls ewe!

Eye moose-t tall Dod whan hie calms halm two neve-lur leeve oos alwon wit dat whomun. Mam es EVAL! Meep meep!!!!!

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<b>Note from Mam:</b> The Vet took blood out of Moose just to follow up on his weird blood work he had a year ago. He got antibiotics last year for his weird levels of enzymes and such. (Suspected Hemobartonella.) The follow up to that was normal, but they recommended checking his blood again in 6-9 months. And that's what this one is... But don't worry: it's routine, and Moose is doing just fine! Of the three boys, he was the best behaved.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Eats Garden Weeds While Dad Pulls Garden Weeds.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/615542</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:58:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/615542</guid>
		<description>Eye waz upp end wundering wear mie Dod waz. Butt than Eye forgets end wandlered awntwo dee pore-chie ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye waz upp end wundering wear mie Dod waz. Butt than Eye forgets end wandlered awntwo dee pore-chie two luks fur burdies. Es reining heir end haz bean fur dayz. Zo nut mooch burdies... Butt than Eye sawwed aw BIGGIE burdie butt: DOD! Hie waz awl cerled upp bye gardune pat end puling oop weads. Mie thunks "Y hie know nos two eet dhem?! Sully Dod!" Zo Eye waz yalling at hem, "Doooooooddddddd! Duuuuudddd!" Eye kapt yalling at hem; zo Mam opined dee dawr end lutted mie ootzide. End shie sayz "Mooz shuts uppie!" Meep, meep! Shie thunks Eye leeking er zome ting!

Zo than Eye wents oot two Dod end satted beezide hem. Hie pilled oop weads end Eye atedd weads, end wie waz zo hoppy. Ifs Dud's purrs bex wear know brooken Eye sures hie end Eye boat wood haz bean puring. Puuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hubba Hubba Bubba!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/615251</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 10:40:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Ohe fur gigguls! Mam seid two mie: &quot;Hubba hubba Bubba!&quot; Dat meaks mie zound leek aw babble gam brend ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ohe fur gigguls! Mam seid two mie: "Hubba hubba Bubba!" Dat meaks mie zound leek aw babble gam brend er zometing... Butt Eye tinks shie seying dat Eye es prutty twodey. Purrrrrrrs 

*poses prettily*
*then pauses to lick under tail*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Is Happy His Dad Has Time Off To Hang Out With Him.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/614642</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 08:47:42 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/614642</guid>
		<description>Eye bean zo hoppy! Dod bean halm end hear fer mie zoo huggie end purrs at! Meep meep! End des lest w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye bean zo hoppy! Dod bean halm end hear fer mie zoo huggie end purrs at! Meep meep! End des lest weak, wie hadded grandhumanie-dod hear two! Eye hadded TWECE dee mannly luving! Meep meep! Mie favrut ting dat Dod due es whan hie gooes ootzide too gardone, hie tuks mie wit. End UNLEE mie! Es jest mie end Dod ootzide purrling end digling inn dee durt. Purrrrrrrrrrrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Fannies!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/610002</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:46:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/610002</guid>
		<description>Wie hadded xtra humanies ove-fru theese weakend! Dee bustie pert waz dat dhey waz MOOS-FANNIES! Know ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wie hadded xtra humanies ove-fru theese weakend! Dee bustie pert waz dat dhey waz MOOS-FANNIES! Know Eye nut seying dhat they hases biggie buts... Butt dhat thay LUVED mie! Ah par-rently dhey es dee hoomans dhat livs wit Capton Moogan's sisfur Captun Jac Sparlow. Zo Eye thunked, "Ow, greets. Mere hoomans two wershep Capton." Butt know, dhey calmed inzide end says "MOOZ!!! Wie hases musses ewe!" Dhey almoose-t cheared whan Eye dids mie yogie fer dhem. End dhey luved two heer mie Meep. Meep meep!

Purrrrs]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Is Full Of Burpdey Cake!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/605508</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:33:58 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/605508</guid>
		<description>Eye haz aw fell bully. Mam end Dod maided mie aw burpdey cakie oot awve ah FOLL cann aw cattie fud!  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye haz aw fell bully. Mam end Dod maided mie aw burpdey cakie oot awve ah FOLL cann aw cattie fud! Et wear eve-fun Oceen Whiffy Fishies! Mie fave-rot! Capton halped mie eets et. Butt mie bully es zoooo fulls know! Eye es jest leying awn dee beddie bye end hasing mie bellir rubed bye Dod. Eye tries teech hem yoge, butt hie es two hoppy jest two pets mie. End Eye know mends dhat! Es so nieces beeing dee burpdey bey! Meep meep! Purrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Captain Morgan Helps Moose Over Come His Fear Of Pantry...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/605372</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:37:37 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>Eye waz wantling two goo dunestares, butt zometymes Eye gets mervous cuz tings in dee pantrie nut lu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye waz wantling two goo dunestares, butt zometymes Eye gets mervous cuz tings in dee pantrie nut luck rhyte... Twodey thar waz Dod's suitcaise in dar end Eye thunked, "Thut mite bee ah danglous ting fur Mooze! Meep!" Zo Eye was beling slaw muving end caucious, than Captoon Mogan camed ove-fur end hie sayz "Moove yer rump thar, Moosie Matey!" End hie BITED MIE AWN DEE BACKIE! Eye joomped end runned dune dee stares! Mum waz laffing oopstares. Captun Moogan comed dunestares aft-fur mie end wie runned aroond dee flour. Oooh, wait funns!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It's Moose's Birthday!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/605237</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:31:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/605237</guid>
		<description>Et es mie burpdey!!! Dod slepted en, zo Eye guts two cudoll hes feats fur lenger dhes mahrning. Purr ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Et es mie burpdey!!! Dod slepted en, zo Eye guts two cudoll hes feats fur lenger dhes mahrning. Purrrrrrrrrrs! Dhan Mam gived mie extro treets fur breekfest, end dhan shie brunged mie in ah boonch ah frosh catnippies leeves end DHAN eye funded mie burpdey presont earlie end started pleying wit et: ah knew bruwn feether wend! Ooow! Mam seys dhat untall shie seas Sparkbutt tries eatting et, shie thunks et es ah safie tey fur mie (Side Note From Mom: Moose's new feather wand is not staying out over night or when we're out of the house. But so far, Sparkman hasn't looked at it... so paws crossed!).

Eye talded Mem dhat eye know wents mie burpdey cakie untall Dod calms halm. Meep! Eye es zo luck-key Moozie! Eye es geting won yeer alder! Meep meep, Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Was a Diary Pic!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/605234</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:26:05 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/605234</guid>
		<description>Mie Mummy ludie wuz goon, butt dee IMPARTONT humanie waz hear: Dud! Meep meep! Eye guts lets awve hu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mie Mummy ludie wuz goon, butt dee IMPARTONT humanie waz hear: Dud! Meep meep! Eye guts lets awve huggies end coodlues. Mie money meeps end tank ewes tew mie fronds whose sonded mie rosies, sunnies, ends cupiecakies! Eye es zo luved! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose's Birthday Is Six Days Away!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/603780</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 8 Jul 2009 15:00:51 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/603780</guid>
		<description>Mie Burpdey es Jewel-eye dee 14th!!! Sax mere deys!!! Purrrs end meeps! Loss dan ah weak. Eye hoops  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mie Burpdey es Jewel-eye dee 14th!!! Sax mere deys!!! Purrrs end meeps! Loss dan ah weak. Eye hoops eye gets purrs and coodles fram mie Dod... Maybee jest coodles?! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Gets Spooked By Construction Work Noises... Frequently.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/603307</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 7 Jul 2009 06:56:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/603307</guid>
		<description>Dee biggie troocks ootzide scaires dee Mooze. Meep! Eye waz axing Mam two lets mie duwn stares two h ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dee biggie troocks ootzide scaires dee Mooze. Meep! Eye waz axing Mam two lets mie duwn stares two hont bugglies dawn dar; butt whan shie opin dowr; des LOOD beep beeeeep nosie sturted oop end eye was scaired! Eye didded aw flippie in dee ayr end runs-ed oot aw dee kitchun. Meep meep!!! Eye jest knews dat dee constructun werkers oot two get mie! Meep!!! Dee samie ting hapunned yestardey; end probablee two-marrow. Mam seyz Eye moose-t jest gets usid two et. Dod jest laffing att mie. Meep! Meep, meep! Meep, MEEEEEEEP!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Baby Moose Got a Home; Bye-Bye Drive Way!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/602015</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 2 Jul 2009 07:07:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/602015</guid>
		<description>Dat kittlun naimed fur me (Moose!) gots ah furevelur halm lest weak. Mam wents two tucks hes peektur ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dat kittlun naimed fur me (Moose!) gots ah furevelur halm lest weak. Mam wents two tucks hes peekture ageen fur mie end hie waz adoopted! Concatties Babie Moozie! Eye hoops ewe es hoppy en yer knew halm! Meep meep!

End ah sides knote: dhey es sawling end remoosing mie drives weigh! Know Eye moose-t get mie humanies to uses oop thar compoost end gardun ralks dat aire awn dee rust awve dee druves weigh zo Eye cams hases mie hangoot beck! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Says Thank You For the Trees!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/601507</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:13:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/601507</guid>
		<description>Meep meep meep, Meep meepp. Meep, meep meep: meep MEEP MEEP! Eh-eh Meep meep, meep meepitty Meep-mee ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Meep meep meep, Meep meepp. Meep, meep meep: meep MEEP MEEP! Eh-eh Meep meep, meep meepitty Meep-meep. Meep, meep.

Puuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Celebrates the News That It Is &quot;Take Your Pet To Work Week!&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/599733</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 11:14:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/599733</guid>
		<description>Et es taiks ewe cattie two werk weak?! Att lang lest!!! Eye moose-t talls Dod dat eye moose-t calms  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Et es taiks ewe cattie two werk weak?! Att lang lest!!! Eye moose-t talls Dod dat eye moose-t calms zoo werk wit hem. Hie know hases two leeve mie meeping inn dee windlow. Meep meep, meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose's List Of Complaints.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/599107</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 08:52:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/599107</guid>
		<description>Rein, rein goos aweigh. 
Calms ageen zome utter dey!
Moosie wents goo oots end pley.

End wheel  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Rein, rein goos aweigh. 
Calms ageen zome utter dey!
Moosie wents goo oots end pley.

End wheel ewe es att et, teaks aweigh dee constooction werkers two, end dee scaries cattie fustar Freiya. Mie tinks shie wood trys two eet mie! Meep! Eye no leeks gurls.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Loves His Dad.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/598004</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:55:59 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/598004</guid>
		<description>Eye musles Dod. Eye es sleepling awn hes zide awe dee beddie wit mie nozee burried en hes pillaw. Ma ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye musles Dod. Eye es sleepling awn hes zide awe dee beddie wit mie nozee burried en hes pillaw. Mam tinks es zo cutie, butt know wents weaks mie oop wit dee camara... Shie nos Eye es dreeming awve mie Ded. Eye wuvs eww, Dudd! Meep, meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>We Just Noticed a BUNCH Of Zealies!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/597165</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:11:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/597165</guid>
		<description>Whaoza! Hally kadzookas! Whoo gived oos zo money zeelies?! Mam end Eye jest knoticed thams awl. TANK ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Whaoza! Hally kadzookas! Whoo gived oos zo money zeelies?! Mam end Eye jest knoticed thams awl. TANK EWE! Wie no know no koo gived them awl two oos, butt tank ewe! Mums wants beck end funded dee emailie dat waz sont aboot tham (Cow-ed shie mussed dat?). Es they frooms HQ oar dids won awn oor fronds sends tham two oos?! Tanks Ewe, koo eve-fur ewe es! Purr purr meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Realizes That His Sparkle Pom-Pom Balls Are GONE!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/595954</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 08:56:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Lest weak, Mam wents aroond collucting awl awve mie sparklie pam-pam bales. Eye fawl-o-ed aroond hei ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Lest weak, Mam wents aroond collucting awl awve mie sparklie pam-pam bales. Eye fawl-o-ed aroond heir end evfan shawed heir wears dhey awl was-ed hiddun... Eye thunked shie waz jest gun pley wit dhem, butt Eye real-eyes twodey dat Eye cann know funds dhem enywear! Dud Sparklebutt eattie AWL mie sparklie pam-pams?! Oar werse-- Dud Mam gets rud awve dhem! Ohhh, know! Know Eye moose-t pleys wit mie utter teys! Nut fare. Anykitty wents aw goattie-wittle-bruder?! Eye puts heam oop fur adepten! Meep meep!

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<b>Note from Mom: </b> So sorry, Moose. Yes, we now have a ban on sparkley pom-pom balls here. But not to worry! Moose has a hundred other toys. And we'll never throw out his absolute favorite toy: Dad.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Celebrates Sparkman Being Gone; Capt. Moves On To Paranoia.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/593491</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 3 Jun 2009 06:43:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/593491</guid>
		<description>Sparkbutt es goon end Eye es ZOOOO HOPPY! Eye es purrling end rawling awl ovefur. Es leek bestest de ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sparkbutt es goon end Eye es ZOOOO HOPPY! Eye es purrling end rawling awl ovefur. Es leek bestest dey evefur! (Efs he'd clawwed ewe lest sommer, ewe'd utterstend! Eye kneaded stituches!) 

Captun Moogan seys dat dee hoomans losted hem. And Captun Moogan seys dat wie meys bie naxt, zo wie moose-t talls oor hoomans dat wie luvs dhem and nut tah brungs uss zoo vettie end losed us. Zo Dod, jest zo's ewe knews: EYE WUVS EWE! Purrrrrrrrrrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A Kitten Named After Moose!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/592037</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 28 May 2009 19:43:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Mie Mam end Dod's frond haded kittuns! Shie seys dat dee luttle bey kittun remunds heir awve dee Moo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mie Mam end Dod's frond haded kittuns! Shie seys dat dee luttle bey kittun remunds heir awve dee Moose. Zo shie numed et aft-fur mie! Meat mie namesakie, Babie Moozie! Meep! (Eye hased aw phtototo awn mie paige! Goo funds et!) Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Discovers That He Is a Memorial Day Diary Pic!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/591245</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 25 May 2009 20:00:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/591245</guid>
		<description>Bowly Cow! Ohh mi cud-ness! Eye es aw dairy peak awve dee dey!!!! Tank ewe, catsfur end awl mie fron ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Bowly Cow! Ohh mi cud-ness! Eye es aw dairy peak awve dee dey!!!! Tank ewe, catsfur end awl mie fronds!!! Eye wuz jest sayling zoo Mam dat Eye moose-t chucks mie catsfur befer shie gooes zo beddie by, end Eye es zo gluds Eye dids! Caz Eye es faymoose twodey end almooset myssed et! Meep meep! Gnowe Eye moose-t goo clumbs intwo beddie end talls Dod dee gud niews: Catsfur det calm luvs mie!!! End Eye wuvs awl awe ewe. Meep end purrrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Note From Mom: Moose is feeling better now.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/590665</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 23 May 2009 20:04:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Greets Moose fans! I'm just dropping everykitty and everyone a line to let you know that I have been ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Greets Moose fans! I'm just dropping everykitty and everyone a line to let you know that I have been keeping an eye on Moose's litter-box-ing today; and it seems he is just fine. Stinky stinky morning; but no loose or otherwise abnormally gross poo. Just typical Moose droppings! So it was just something he ate. I suspect he found some cheese Captain was nibbling on last night while I was making dinner... Silly Captain sharing his dairy with lactose intolerant Moose! And poor Moose!

ps-- Thanks Oliver! Moose is most honored by the award! He says to say "Tank Ewe Meeps! Meeeep, meep!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Wins Un-Noble Title!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/590498</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 23 May 2009 05:17:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/590498</guid>
		<description>Eye es stunkiest bey cattie en awl dee lund! Et oh-fish-all. Dod tald mie zo. Meep!

Mom nut knew  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye es stunkiest bey cattie en awl dee lund! Et oh-fish-all. Dod tald mie zo. Meep!

Mom nut knew whut Eye guts intwo yestfurdey, butt et smalls leek trooble sayz heir. Whut? Eye knew smalls et!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Goes to Work, So the Humans Can Stay Home and Nap All Day!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/587445</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 12 May 2009 05:22:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/587445</guid>
		<description>Mum end Dod sayz dat dhey know wents zoo goo two werk gnow mahr. Dhey wantz two nappie awl dee live- ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mum end Dod sayz dat dhey know wents zoo goo two werk gnow mahr. Dhey wantz two nappie awl dee live-lawng-dey leek ah Moose. Meep! End zo dhay sayz dat Eye moose-t tappie dancy fur nickuls...

Tap, tap... Tap tap!!!

Anyting fur mie Dod!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Explains What a Washing Machine Is, Using His Infinite Knowledge.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/583673</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 06:44:26 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/583673</guid>
		<description>Mie fronds Alaidh, Sammy, Abbie, &amp; Heidi axed mie whut ah washlingmashing es. End mie frond Shamus g ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mie fronds <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/family/330432"><u>Alaidh, Sammy, Abbie, & Heidi</a></u> axed mie whut ah washlingmashing es. End mie frond <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/414805"><u>Shamus</a></u> gived mie sparkullie ducked tapie two fuxed et wit! Meeps! Tanks! Zo wit mie infunate gnowlege Eye thunked dat Eye wood explun dee washlingmashing:

Et es as biggie thingie pett dat dee hoomanies keaps in dee baisemint. Won dey ah weak, dhey feads et dar cloothings end dhan eat mucks weerd nooseies end pees oot suddie soopies pea en two biggie sinngk leek littler pann. Mam's awld won wuz hade mooth awn toppe. Dee knew won hases et's moothie awn et;s side, end et es sea-thru. Butt hear es bestest parties: et chewies upp dee clothies bye spunning thams aroond end aroond! Es zo funns two watches it chews! Eye es amazled! Meep! 

Ohh, end mie thunks et know hasses dee bestest stoomach, cuz et poppies oot dee cloothings at dee ends. Mam drys dhem end than, hear is groose purts: dee hoomanies wheres dhem ageen! Ewwwwww! Meep meep! Dar, dat es whut es dee washling mashing.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Thinks He Broke the New Washing Machine.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/583176</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:09:18 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/583176</guid>
		<description>Eye wented inn dee baisemint, end dee knew washling mashing waz awn end mucking et;s weerd nooses. E ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye wented inn dee baisemint, end dee knew washling mashing waz awn end mucking et;s weerd nooses. Eye were wetchling it whan et sturted BEEPPING et mie! Than et stooped werking! Eye thunked, "Awh know! Eye brooked et!" Jest than, Mam camed dunestars end Eye givesd her dee moose-t pittyfull, gulty louk... Eye es zo zorry, Mam! Eye brooked dee knew washling mashing. Peas know gets madd att mie! Meep! Eye runned end hided aftfur dat. MEEEP!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Pouts For a While, Then Gets Over It!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/581948</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:37:43 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/581948</guid>
		<description>Eye know wants Dod att werk twodey. Hie leaved end Eye jest satted bye dowr hoowl-ping. Mam tries pu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye know wants Dod att werk twodey. Hie leaved end Eye jest satted bye dowr hoowl-ping. Mam tries putted mie awn pourch, butt Eye jest hewlies. Dan shie putted mie en baisemint two hoont syders, butt eye jest pooted. 

Okey, et bean fives minnites und Eye es ownfur dat! Tyme fur burdie windlow hoont! Purrrrs! Whut waz Eye pooting fur ageen?! Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose's Weather Report: From 70 and sunny -to- cold and snowing: Moose is pouting.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/580994</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 09:50:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/580994</guid>
		<description>Wetfur hear es craizie leek ah Sparkbutt. Fryday et wurz sunnie end 70 degries farengiest; Satlurdey ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wetfur hear es craizie leek ah Sparkbutt. Fryday et wurz sunnie end 70 degries farengiest; Satlurdey et waz breezing; Sonday et SNAWED AGEEN; end twodey et es cald en vindy. Eye es zo sickie awve winder tymes, brungs en soomer alreedy! Meep meep meep meeeeeep! Eye waz zo hoppy des marning, Eye sayz "Mawwww! Takes mie ootside!" End tenn minites liter, Eye waz awl, "MAWWWWwww! Brings mie beck inzide, et es CALD!" Cow Eye es sleaping awn mie redigeter end dreemings awve werms wetfur. Meep meep, pouty meep.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Arnold P.'s Mom Had a Scary Surgery, and He Had a Scary Thunderstorm!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/579466</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 08:23:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/579466</guid>
		<description>Pour Arneld Pea end Mam! Hie Hoomanie wents inn fur surgury, end hie waz hoome aloon awl nite wit tu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pour <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/283073"><u>Arneld Pea</a></u> end Mam! Hie Hoomanie wents inn fur surgury, end hie waz hoome aloon awl nite wit tundersterms end scairiness! End shie es awl sores fram dee ooperatoon. Ifs ewe haz chaince, gooes ove-fur end leeves dem purrs.

Anreld Pea sayz dat thay waz cuttling awf hier heed end reataching et. Butt shie awnlee haves thriee inchie incisoon. Zo Eye tinks dat dee surgeens shie haded mooset been ninjaas oar zometing. Amazlink!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose's Side of the Big Serious Cat Fight Last Night...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/577643</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 9 Apr 2009 07:04:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/577643</guid>
		<description>Sparkbutt end Eye hadded sear-e-us cattie feight lest nite. Hie waz scaired awve ah neghboar catt oo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sparkbutt end Eye hadded sear-e-us cattie feight lest nite. Hie waz scaired awve ah neghboar catt ootside. Butt des times Eye wons! Eye gots too awe mie claiws stook en hes heed. Des marning, wie es avooding eech utter. Mam end Dod waz nut hoppy wit oos lest nite. meep.



(See Sparkman's diary for a longer explanation!)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Nothing Beats a Good Roll On the Basement Floor Cement!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/577354</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 8 Apr 2009 08:31:38 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/577354</guid>
		<description>Eye colmbed oop frem doonstars end Eye has-ed durt awl owve fur mie. Mam patted mie end sayz, &quot;Mooz! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye colmbed oop frem doonstars end Eye has-ed durt awl owve fur mie. Mam patted mie end sayz, "Mooz! Doos ewes haves two rawl awl dee baisemint flower?! Es ZO durty end grouse!" Meep, yeas Eye doos! Et es seamint, end nuting beets ah gut rawl inn dee seamint! Purrrrrrs! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mystery Solved: Moose is SPIDER HUNTING in the Basement!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/573322</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:03:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/573322</guid>
		<description>Four ah feaw weaks, Eye haves bean insisisting awn gooing dunestairs wit Mam whan shie dos landrhye. ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Four ah feaw weaks, Eye haves bean insisisting awn gooing dunestairs wit Mam whan shie dos landrhye. Shie thunked thut Eye waz luking fur Dod dunestears, butt twodey shie fineawl-lee fug-uried et oot: Eye es HOONTING! Dar es bigg spyders dunestairs, end whyle wie waz dunestairs twodey, shie note-listed dat Eye seams two hangs oot whar tha bigg scaury buggies hangs oot. Dhan shie rememburs dat Eye es mightie bugg huntter kittlee kattie! Rarw! Zo know shie seys dat Eye cann goo dunestairs whanevefur Eye wents, cauz shie sey thems sypders scary two hier. Sill-lee Humanie! Sypders es tasteiy snaukes!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Weather Report: It's Snowing on the First Day of Spring!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/571607</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 09:47:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/571607</guid>
		<description>Et es snawing agean. Eye waz awl hoppy cauz dee snaw awn dee law-yawn waz meltzing, end Eye coold se ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Et es snawing agean. Eye waz awl hoppy cauz dee snaw awn dee law-yawn waz meltzing, end Eye coold sea dee gress! Butt cow et es snawling agean. Eye es juzt zo sod, dat Eye es siting att dee windue perchie wit mie chinn awn dee windue sill. Jest watcking end hopping dat dee snaw stoops zoon. Eye wents SPRUNG, dangs et! Tooday es dee furst dey awve sprung, end et es snawing. Pouts end meeps.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mooses Rolling in the Driveway Is a Sign of Spring!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/570710</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:57:31 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/570710</guid>
		<description>Mum broughted mie ootzide, cauze et es WERM ootdar. Eye waz sad thoo, cauz mie rope-leesh awnly gooe ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mum broughted mie ootzide, cauze et es WERM ootdar. Eye waz sad thoo, cauz mie rope-leesh awnly gooes zo far, end Eye couold know gets two dee werm, drie, sonny sea-mint. Eye waz pullling end palling at mie roope, end meeping. Mam than reeds mie minds! Shie calmed ovfur end unhuked mie! Shie welked wit mie zoo dee werm, dri sea-mint at end ave drivey weigh. Eye jest purrred end purrrrred, end rawled aroond. Et es springs ootzide, end Eye es zo hoppy! Meep meep!

end Hoppy Seint Padric Dey!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mom Made Moose a Loki T-Shirt! He Is Not a Fan.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/569156</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:44:18 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/569156</guid>
		<description>Mam maided mie ah TeeShurt! Shie reeds aboot et awn Loki Thee Tall-key-ing Cattie's Blug, end hie sl ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mam maided mie ah TeeShurt! Shie reeds aboot et awn <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site  onClick="alert('Catster Alert: You are about to visit an outside link that was submitted by this pet owner.');" href="http://www.archive.org/details/OrangeCatBluesHowToMakeaCatShirt"><u>Loki Thee Tall-key-ing Cattie's Blug</a></u>, end hie slug-guest dat shie mucks et oot awve ah t-shurt,zo et smalls gut zo ah Moosie... Eye no, et small loovely leek Dod's arem peets, butt Eye es aw MOOZE! Eye ah Noodiest leek Arnold P.! Eye cans know weers cloothes! Know, Captoon Moogan: Thar es aw cattie whut luvs clothings. Hie woulded weers aroond ah sweeter awl dee live lawng dey. Butt KNOT dee Moosie! Gets et awf! Gets et awf! Eye know wants mie frond, end fellaw Noodiest Arnold P. sea mis en des! Ahhhh! Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Weather Report: Snow!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/568838</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 11:18:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/568838</guid>
		<description>Are-knee-old Pee wantted two no ifs wes gots dee blizzlard... Wie gots snaw! Butt dee blizzlard miss ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Are-knee-old Pee wantted two no ifs wes gots dee blizzlard... Wie gots snaw! Butt dee blizzlard missed oos. Butt me end me brofurs wents oot leest knight end watchied Dod shooval! Mam comed oot end tooked hour pictfurs fur dee web pagies. Thar waz loots awve snaw, butt Eye know tinks et waz blizzlizard. Meep!
Meep meep, meep. Meep meeeeep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mom Made Moose Step In Wet Cement In the Basement!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/566648</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 4 Mar 2009 08:02:32 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/566648</guid>
		<description>Mam maids mie due et! Eye wazn't no gooing two muss upp dee seamint in baisemint, butt shie plupped  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mam maids mie due et! Eye wazn't no gooing two muss upp dee seamint in baisemint, butt shie plupped mie en et, end know mie pawie prants awre doown dar fur awl tymes! Dud wuz excipted, end hoppy two seas et, butt Eye jest nos dat et es guning two bee gets mie in truebull. MEEEEEP! Et awl Mam feult, Eye es in-oh-sent!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose has the Growls!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/565850</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 2 Mar 2009 07:10:15 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Eye haz beans gud Mooz, nut butter dee Sparkbutt (Hie stinkly, bye dee weigh!). Butt lest nite waz d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye haz beans gud Mooz, nut butter dee Sparkbutt (Hie stinkly, bye dee weigh!). Butt lest nite waz dee lest straiw awn dee campel beck: Dud coddled end pettled Sparkbutt fur leek 20 mini-nuts! Meep, NO!!! Ew es ME Dod! Zo know Eye es mud et Sparkbutt. Hie calms neer, Eye growlies. Eye know leeks vampireVet small end Eye know leeks Sparkbutt! Grrrrrrrrr!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Still Doing Better!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/563159</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 14:20:31 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/563159</guid>
		<description>Mam seyz dat shie know tink dat Eye eve-fur hadded cauld too deys agoo, dat Eye was fakeying two get ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mam seyz dat shie know tink dat Eye eve-fur hadded cauld too deys agoo, dat Eye was fakeying two gets attenchion. Butt Eye know cares boot whut shie tinks, cauz Eye jest glads two bee fealing butter! Know runnly I's; know sneazes; end know snuffalufagoose! Meep, meeep! Dea marning Eye eve-fawn chaised aroond Captan Moogan, meeps end purrs awl dee weigh! Eye es zoo mooch butter, butts Eye stills kneads greenees, Mam! Eye waz Sickie! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Is Looking Better and Better!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/562946</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:39:48 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>Eye es zoo hoppy two loggie awn end talls awl mie fronds dat Eye es doling MOOCH butter too dey! Mam ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye es zoo hoppy two loggie awn end talls awl mie fronds dat Eye es doling MOOCH butter too dey! Mam seyz Eye es pawzatively spritiely! Dod seyz dat hie know herd mie sneaze awl dey lawng, butt dat Eye waz snuffling des marning. Mam seyz, "Dat bee-cuz Moosie es aw Snuffelawve-i-goose!" Eye nut no whut dat meen. Meep meep! Eye es luking butter awlreedy! Tanks mie fronds fur awl yer loov end werm wishies. Eye feals zoo mooch butter!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Has a Cold!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/562528</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 10:57:37 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/562528</guid>
		<description>Aaaahh- CHOOO! Eye haz dee sniffels! Dud hadded aw cauld awl lest weak, end knew Eye haz won two. Ah ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Aaaahh- CHOOO! Eye haz dee sniffels! Dud hadded aw cauld awl lest weak, end knew Eye haz won two. Ahh-CHOOO-Ahhh-Choo-AHH-CHOOOOO! Mam seyz mie bigest prooblam es dat whan eye sneazes, eye sneazes leek thrie tymes usoowallie. Meep! Ahh-choo! AhhChoooie! Ahhh-CHOO! Meep meep meep meep. Eye es gooing beck zoo radigator, gets reist... Know kittlies bee wurried, Captun Moogan end Sparkbutt alreedy haved des cauld, end et soocked, butt nut lest lawng... Ahh-CHOO!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose's New Toys: Ear Plugs &amp; a Q-Tip!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/557187</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 5 Feb 2009 07:05:57 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/557187</guid>
		<description>Mie Anty end Ooncal camed ove-fur these weeklend fur dee Supper Bawl Geme! Eye leeks dhem, cuz dhey  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mie Anty end Ooncal camed ove-fur these weeklend fur dee Supper Bawl Geme! Eye leeks dhem, cuz dhey alweighs brungs EER PLOOGS! Anty gived mie Mam thrie eer ploogs two gived two mie, end zomewon leeved oot ah q-tup in dee batroom! Mam seyz dee carput luks leek zomewons eers expuded, eye sey es a treesure troove awve toyz! Eye bean rawling in dee teyz awl weak!

End zo fer Eye haz awunly putted won awe mie eer poogs en dee wat-ler deesh... dhey gets zo bigg end juicie! Whe doo dat groos oot Mam zo mooch? Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Tag Game!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/551692</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 10:25:35 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/551692</guid>
		<description>Me frond Wyatt James taged mie, sey two sey 7 thang aboot mie sealf. Zo hear goo:

1) Eye es namie ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Me frond <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/913605">Wyatt James</a> taged mie, sey two sey 7 thang aboot mie sealf. Zo hear goo:

1) Eye es namied fur aftur bigg fuzzy wuzzy wooo crittur lives in dee woodies.

2) Eye waz burn en Memphus, Tennenneesseennsee. Butt Moo-ved wit mie humanies two Dull-oot, Minnesode. Eye es froom Humainie Soeity inn mid-toon Memfus.

3) Mie favoritte toyz rite coe es dee giggal bell end mie catnip triangal froom Arnold P. (Dat es, what es lefts awve mie trienagle! Meep!)

4) Eye no meow, eye meep. Dud tanks dat et becaze eye waz nueter/speyed vary earlee en lifes. 

5) Eye leeks two bights fingurrs end purr end rowls awn mie beck awn dee flowr.

6) Eye loovs dee raidigators, zo warmies!

7) Mie favoright ting in dee werld es mie Dod. Es weights fur him buy dooor, end crys whan hie leeves fur werk. Dod, takes dee moosie wit ewe!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Declares a Holiday: Happy Chirping Day!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/547232</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 8 Jan 2009 08:04:47 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/547232</guid>
		<description>twodey es churping dey. Eye es churping att Mam, end dan runnning aweigh fram heir. Es zo funs! Eye  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ twodey es churping dey. Eye es churping att Mam, end dan runnning aweigh fram heir. Es zo funs! Eye es ranning awl ove-fur hoose churping. Hoppy Churping Dey! CHURRRRP!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Keeps Toys In the Tree's Water Bowl!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/543125</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 07:52:59 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/543125</guid>
		<description>Eye funded knew palace two keap mie toyz: en dee moose-mas treee watfur! Eye putted me earie pluggie ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye funded knew palace two keap mie toyz: en dee moose-mas treee watfur! Eye putted me earie pluggie en dar fur dee knight, end cow et es HUGE-MONG-GUSS! Moosie tinks dat dee treee es majical end maked mie earie pluggie springkled et wit pixiei dusst er zometing. Et es zo neet! Meep, meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Merry Moose-Mass! and Happy Boxing Day!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/542571</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 14:05:50 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/542571</guid>
		<description>Eye gots bestest Grund-humanies en dee hole Werld! Eye herd dem seying two Mam dat, &quot;Awl oor Grund-k ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye gots bestest Grund-humanies en dee hole Werld! Eye herd dem seying two Mam dat, "Awl oor Grund-kids huves tales! Wie utterstend." End Eye es zo glads dat thay due! Cauze Eye gets awl dee attechion end presints awn Chirstmess! Merry Moose-Mass two mie! 

Eye gots aw cattie carryer dat luuks leek mie big blu cube thang frum Aunite end Unlce! Cleenly et es fur mie, nut utter catties cauze thay putted mie in et furst. End dhan Grundhumanies gaved mie ah knew giggglie balll! Eye es zo excitedly! Eye haz bean killinging mie giggal bell, than mie catnippie trigangle froom Arnield P., dhan mis giggal bell, than mie trianglie. AWL DEY LANG! Whoo hoo!

Awl Moose-Mas Morninging, Eye waz wutching dee humanies opaning awl dhese presonts. End Eye waz awl "Hay! Mucks weigh fur MOOZIE!" End Eye jumpeded en naxt zoo Dod, end starteded wripping oopin present two. Grand-Dod seyed, "Lets hem finash! He'ss in dee hollyday spiritirit!" Butt mie Dod stoped mie enyhoo end sey, "Oh, et fur Grand-dod!" Gud thang Eye es zo cutie! Meep meep! 

Oh, end Mam soo oot awe et. Shie gived mie knew littar scoup. Ask ef dat wear whet Eye wants fur Moose-Mass! Bleckie! Meep! Mam sey et es Boxling Dey. Zo Eye moose-t goo finds bex two jumps inn.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose's Weather Report: This Blizzard Is Scary!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/538119</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 08:39:43 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/538119</guid>
		<description>der es snaw evfurwear! Am Mooz know no whut two due! Eye wents awn dee frunt perch, butt dee lauwd w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ der es snaw evfurwear! Am Mooz know no whut two due! Eye wents awn dee frunt perch, butt dee lauwd winds ageanst dee glasses scareds mie! Meep! Eye cames runnnling in end satted awn radigator, purrling, safey end warmm! Oh, et know dey two bie ootdoor cattie, dat fur cerpan!

stey werm end inzide mie fronds! Des es BIGG snaw sterm!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Plays Woozle's Game!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/534898</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 4 Dec 2008 07:37:28 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/534898</guid>
		<description>Hay! Woozle invuted mie two pley hees gaime:

1. If you were a vegetable, what would you be? Eye w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hay! <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/455649">Woozle</a> invuted mie two pley hees gaime:

1. If you were a vegetable, what would you be? Eye wood bee aw eggplunt.
2. I you were a fruit, what fruit would you be? Eye wood bee aw Kewe! (eye es luttle end fuzzie!)
3. I you were flower, What Flower would you be? Eye wood be aw blumin' skunnk cabbabbage. Wheee, Eye es stunky!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Is gots Tagged! Many Times!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/527070</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:21:21 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/527070</guid>
		<description>Ohe mie! Es awl dee ragie two tagged dee Mooz lateily! Heir two awve mie favaret taggs gamies latley ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ohe mie! Es awl dee ragie two tagged dee Mooz lateily! Heir two awve mie favaret taggs gamies latley. Az oowual, Eye no-tagging fronds, jest answeringly qestunes... End Mam typling fur mie:

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7 Quite Interesting things about me!

1. I have bad habit of getting grass caught in me front teeth.
2. I have ring worm scar on tummy that Mom and Dad call me bellybutton. 
3. I chirp and run around house to try and get people and cats to play chase-the-moose game with me!
4. I not know me own strength.
5. I likes to rub my nose on the inside of plastic bags, so Mom and Dad have to hide them from me.
6. I likes to rip out bottoms of box spring mattresses and make club houses up there! It total fun, you should try.
7. My favorite toys is sparkley pom pom balls. Esp. one smelly, decrepit blue one I's had since kittenhood.

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Margo's Silly Game! (Shie speeks az gut enlash as mie!)

1. How mene toes duz yew hab? 
I can't count that high... Mom says 8.

2. Is yew marreed? 
Huh? I no likes mushy romance.

3. Duz yew hab short, medium, or long hairs? 
I is SHORT!

4. Duz yew likes tew dress up? 
Poo, NO! Mam always tries, though. It torture.

5, Hoo gots da stinkeeeest gas in yore house??? 
ME!

6. How mene toys duz yew hab?
 I dunno. But they all live under couch. Mom says 100s! 

7. Is yore tale straight, kinked, curly, fat, thin, or jus rite? 
My tail is stripie. I curl it when I play!

8. Hab yew eber killed a reel mousie?? 
I haven't killed any mice, but I've caught quite a few! I prefer bugs. Big juicy, creepy, crawly BUGS!

9. Is yew beeyooteeful, hansum, or uglee??
I is handsomest cat in world.

10. Is yew da King ob da house, Kween ob da house, or da Serbint?????
I is leader of me house cause I raised all these other cats! I am king, here me meep, MEEEP!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Pondersings: Does the Weather God Work For Catster HQ?!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/521593</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:59:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/521593</guid>
		<description>Whuoo Hue! Eye's ah Day-lee Dairy Peek agean!!! End two cell-e-brait, Daluth es bee-ing werm ootzide ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Whuoo Hue! Eye's ah Day-lee Dairy Peek agean!!! End two cell-e-brait, Daluth es bee-ing werm ootzide! Et 60 zometing degerees ootzide! Mam taked uss ootzide four breekfest, end shie seys shie wills  agean fur lununch tyme! Yeahs en meeps! Meep meep meep! Dues dee Wether Godd werk fur Catsfur QH?! Hrrrrmrrrmmm?! Eye moose-t goo attccks Catun Moogan. Meeps end purrs! Tank you, fronds fur mie rosies end star end spec-call geefts!

Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Healed Mom's Leg, and It's SNOWING!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/520677</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 18:48:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/520677</guid>
		<description>Eye heeled Mam's legg! Shie cleerly agreas cauze shie know shreeks whan Eye sitts awn it no mare. Bu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye heeled Mam's legg! Shie cleerly agreas cauze shie know shreeks whan Eye sitts awn it no mare. Butt shie alzo nut useing dee heeter padd know mare, zo Eye know reely wants sitt awn heir enyweighs.

Ohe, end haz Mooze got knews fur ewe; Et SNAWING heir twodey! Dat rite, SNOWW! Dod cawled halm, seys two Mem "Hay, ewe scene dee flurbies ootside?!" Mam goos oot end shie calm in seys, "Mooz! Et flurring! Goo talls Arneld P. end hes Mam! Et SNAUWING!" Mem sey et nut enuff two werry aboot, butt Eye sey ANNY es enuff zoo werry a Mooze! Shie sey et nut stickling two grund. Eye know kare boot dat, whale et stickie zoo MOOZIE, dat dee questioion!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Tries To Comfort Mom's Heating Pad.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/518916</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 06:58:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/518916</guid>
		<description>Mam haz hurted legg, end shie uzing heatting paid! Zo awve coorse Eye wants sitt awn heir legg end c ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mam haz hurted legg, end shie uzing heatting paid! Zo awve coorse Eye wants sitt awn heir legg end comfurt heir. Butt shie shreek end yellings att pour Mooze. Meep, meep, poout. Mam, Eye jest tri comfoort ewe (End warmmer mie roump, Meep!). Maybee Eye goo tri joomp awn heir legg agean. Whatch oot bee-low!!! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The Kittens Multiplied!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/517399</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:06:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/517399</guid>
		<description>Ohh, durn! Eye thunked dat dee kittlens lefteds uss! Butt tey jest ouff at Vettts. End whan camed ho ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ohh, durn! Eye thunked dat dee kittlens lefteds uss! Butt tey jest ouff at Vettts. End whan camed holm, der waz IEGHT awve dem! Meep! Dhey maul-tea-pied! Ahhh!

Butt Dod seys hie luvs mie bestest, zo es okey. Jest so langs as dhey steys inn dee kittlen ralm.

meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Foster Kittens Left the House, Moose Hopes FOR GOOD! (He's Wrong.)</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/516364</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 06:40:06 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/516364</guid>
		<description>Hay, dows kittlin tings leaved hour hoose! Eye waz awn dee parch whan Mam end thut Rescoo Werker Lud ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hay, dows kittlin tings leaved hour hoose! Eye waz awn dee parch whan Mam end thut Rescoo Werker Ludy cames thru wit carrior. Eye gowes two snaffs et, end dar waz dee teenies tinies kittlins! (Eye hisssed awe coorse.) Butt thay leaveds dee hoose! Mam seys tey calming beck, butt eye hoops es wreng! By-by kittlens! Know talling yer fronds aboot mie hoose! Eye wents know mere kittlens.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Did Moose Break the Water Heater?!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/514595</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:06:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/514595</guid>
		<description>Mam cames oop fram baisemint end axed mie ifs Eye sawed dee watur tenk leeking the utter dey. Eye lu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mam cames oop fram baisemint end axed mie ifs Eye sawed dee watur tenk leeking the utter dey. Eye luck at heir wit puzzley moosie fauce. Shie leened in clooser end axed ifs EYE DIDS ET! Eye gets scaried at dat! Didd Eye makes messie en basemint?! Meep! Eye know no, butt shie seys es tyme fur knew watur heeter!

Butt cow Mam sey dat wie haz floood leek Arneld Pea! Haa hee haa! Wie twinns, ewe see.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Had A Basement Adventure!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/514352</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 9 Oct 2008 16:47:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/514352</guid>
		<description>Mam waz brunging stuffies upp fram dee derk end scery basiemint! Eye gotz zu thunking, &quot;Hay! Whuts d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mam waz brunging stuffies upp fram dee derk end scery basiemint! Eye gotz zu thunking, "Hay! Whuts dawn dare?!" Zo Eye sneaked batween heir leggs wheel shie waz caring bexes. Shie awl, "MOOSE! CALMS BECK UPP HEIR! Ewe nose ewe nut allow-led en dee basiemint!" End Eye jest gaved heir playfull Meep, "MEEP!"

Shie chaised mie aroond dee baisemint, end Eye waz purrling end meeping! Eye thunks wie waz pleying chasiey gamies, leek Eye pleys wit Dod! Butt apawrently shie know pleying. Eventulee shie gets fedded oop wit mie end seys, "Moose! Eye em goling oop stares, ewe call at beck dour whan wents two calm oop!"

Dhen shie turned oot dee lites! End LAFT MIE DOON DARE! Shie camed too dee dour end celled fur mie meny tymes, butt Eye know want calm zoo HER! Shie EVAL!

Eye weighted tall Dod camed halm, dhen Eye leyed et awn REEL GUD, "DOD! Shie alweighs tries zoo killl ah Mooz! Peas taked mie zoo werk wit ewe, know leafs mie aloon wit heir!!!" Dod rollled I's at mie end jest seys, "Mooze! Dunt bee zuch Due-fus!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Is All Better!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/513641</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 7 Oct 2008 15:03:37 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/513641</guid>
		<description>Vet Lady sayed dat Eye es luking guud! Mie stititches comesed oot jest fines. End Eye know squarm! E ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Vet Lady sayed dat Eye es luking guud! Mie stititches comesed oot jest fines. End Eye know squarm! Eye jest helded tite en bell end lets tham takes oot dem scaryy horribid stititches. Eye seys, "Goo aheed! Takes awl dee Stititches Ewe wants! Moosie KNOW leeks dem!" End zo dhey dided! Dhey talls Mam dat Eye healed knicely. Dat et eve-fun hurd two sea mie cutt know dat it healed! Zo Eye es awl bettur fininanlly! Eye goo bites Sparkbutt know.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Sings About How Great It Is To Be Home.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/513493</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 7 Oct 2008 08:52:19 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/513493</guid>
		<description>Eye es Die-airy Peak Two-dey! Dat jest goo shoe ewe dat mie singinging voy-ace bee LUVE-LEE! Tank ew ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye es Die-airy Peak Two-dey! Dat jest goo shoe ewe dat mie singinging voy-ace bee LUVE-LEE! Tank ewe two mie fronds fur mie awardies, end tank ewe two cats-fur QH fur luvwing mie booty-full voy-ce! Az mie secoond noomburr, Eye leeks zoo sings sang aweboot cow mooch Eye wuvs beeing halm end nut at vetland:

MOOOOOOOSie-home-ah!! wear dee wund get blocked by windooo;
Wear dee weaving meats surres smalls sweeet
Whan Ewe funlee gaves mie Friskeeees!

Mooooooosie, home-ah! Ever-rhe nite mie Doddy Mun end Eye,
Sits alune en purrs, en strokies mie furs;
end hoopefully nut ah Mam en sitttteee!

MOooooooosie-HOME-AH! MOOOOOOSIE-Home-AH!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Sings!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/513134</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 6 Oct 2008 13:19:43 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/513134</guid>
		<description>Two-marrow two-marrow, Eye wuv ewe two-marrow! Ewe awnlee ah dey aaah-weigh!

Eye es singinging be ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Two-marrow two-marrow, Eye wuv ewe two-marrow! Ewe awnlee ah dey aaah-weigh!

Eye es singinging be-claws two-marrow es dey Eye gots mie stitititches oot! By by emboyrdery! Eye zo hoppy end excipted dat Eye singinging!

Two-Marrow! Two-Marrow! Eye wuvs ewe, Two-marrow!!...]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Arnold P. Made It Home To Florida Yesterday!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/511756</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 2 Oct 2008 09:13:06 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/511756</guid>
		<description>Oh, yeahhs end purrs! Mam seys dat Arneld Pea spended lest nite en hiss ouun beddie bye bedd! Eye zo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh, yeahhs end purrs! Mam seys dat Arneld Pea spended lest nite en hiss ouun beddie bye bedd! Eye zo hoppy mie frond es beck en hes halm. Trevel moose-t bee excitling, butt dar know pleace leek Halm!

meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Is Sneezing; Says He's Allergic to Kittens.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/511384</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 1 Oct 2008 08:13:26 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/511384</guid>
		<description>Eye es sneez-ling zoo mooch lutely! Eyes talling Mam dat Eye es all-purr-gec zoo Kittlins, zo dey mo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye es sneez-ling zoo mooch lutely! Eyes talling Mam dat Eye es all-purr-gec zoo Kittlins, zo dey moose-t goo, leeves mie haus! Meep! Whut gut es kittlins in mie haus ifs dee humanies know lets mie plays wit dem?! Meep meep! Kittlins goo by by, Eye Aller-fric! Ah-chuo!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Really IS Done With His Meds!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/511045</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:45:26 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/511045</guid>
		<description>Eye reely es dawn wit mie medicicicines! Mam know gaves mie pillies this mornling! Meep meep, Purrs! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye reely es dawn wit mie medicicicines! Mam know gaves mie pillies this mornling! Meep meep, Purrs!!! Mam seys dat Eye haves two keeps embroyderery tills Octoburr 7. Dhen Eye hases ah-point-mint fur re-moo-ving dee stetches. Meep meep! Dats ZOO lawng!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Finishes His Meds!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/510629</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:12:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/510629</guid>
		<description>Eye finnlished mie medicicicines! Agean!!! Know Eye jest wants des embroyderery awf! Eye two manly w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye finnlished mie medicicicines! Agean!!! Know Eye jest wants des embroyderery awf! Eye two manly wear embroyeryie. Butt scince Eye know leeking et, Mam sey Eye know kneads where blu caller tills Eye leeks at et! Purrs! Eye can shaw re-stran! Eye stall mer worrys boot dee shave-lid patcch awe furries awn mie paww.

Meeps!

Oh, end humanies gots kittlins fostlers. Eye knews dee drilll, butt Sparkbutt tinks dhey hear zoo replaced us awl! (Eye tallds himm dat dee orangie end whitie won es his repleacement! MOL!)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Is Back From Vetland!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/509223</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 07:28:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/509223</guid>
		<description>Eyes back froom Vetland! Eye gots beck lest nite, butt I waz zo feal weerd! Mum end Dod sey dee anni ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eyes back froom Vetland! Eye gots beck lest nite, butt I waz zo feal weerd! Mum end Dod sey dee annie-stead-ickies nut wore awf yot. Eye came halm end saws Mam, butt know re-cog-knees her! Eye runned end hided fram heir. Butt than Dod cames holm, end I waz awl purrs, "DOD! Ewe know no whatt dee Vethumaines did-ed two me!! Et Aweful! Eye wakes uop wit toot missling, end mie belly shavid! MEEEP!!!" Eye purr end rall awl ove-fur Dod's feets. Oh, I loves mie Dod!

Mie kut zo biggie, Mam end Dod seys dhey nut no cow [or why] Eye hides et fram dem! Eye jest know wants dem two worrries. Eye bigg breave Moose, Eye cans talkes care avwe mie selve! Meep! Butt de vethumanie said-ed dat itt waz infectied end needed anti-b-oit-ickes! Dhey gives Mam know cod live-fur owl des tyme, jest pill-ies. 

Mam tries gives mie one leek Are-nald Pee teakes hes pills [sitting on his human's stomach], butt Eye jest bouncies offf Mam end spitted mie pill att heir facie! (Tanks zoo mie, Mam no jest what moose-t awe me medicat-cations tastes leek... She no leek Flagyl I-tur.) Butt den shie tries sneek up awn mie leek vethumanies dided, butt no goose. So den shie SAT-ED awn me! Eye waz flut awn dee grund! shie shooved dee pill-ie in mie mooth end Eye swallowed disgust-ling stoof! Yucko!

Vethumaines tolded Mam wie haves "Re-direct-purr-ed Ag-rest-cation." I nut no whut meens, butt Sparkbreath dudes. Go zoo hes die-airy fur ex-pollination. 

Eye spenid evenling sitting bye wat-ler desh purring zoo loud Mam end Dod here mie awl ove-fur hoose. Eye zo hoppy no be at vetland no more! Do-dos Vampurr Vets take toofs end furs two! Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Message From Mom: Moose Out of Surgery!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/508867</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:49:38 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/508867</guid>
		<description>Moose is out of dental surgery! They had to remove one tooth due to &quot;re-absorption.&quot; They said that  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Moose is out of dental surgery! They had to remove one tooth due to "re-absorption." They said that he'd broken off it's top and that it had been covered up by his gums... Moose has so many secrets!

And here's another: apparently he had a claw scratch under his armpit that was so deep that the vet put stitches in and is putting him on antibiotics (Which he would be on any way, because of the tooth cleaning.)! And apparently that wasn't his only cut, just the only one deep enough for stitches! Why doesn't Moose tell me these things?! I had no idea that their cat fights were this serious.

After examining the other two for scratches, I found only one mostly-healed-wound in Sparkman's armpit. (But Sparkman was objecting to me prodding and poking him, so he might have more that he's hiding.) Sparkman has gotten his claws trimmed. Captain is next! No more scratching the Moose Man!

***********************************************************
<b>Noon Update:</b> Moose is awake at the Vet! But they want to keep him around there until 4 p.m., just for observation... Clearly they all haven't finished petting him and playing with him. Oh, the pains of being a cute grey cat!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Message From Mom: Moose at the Vet Dentist!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/508840</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 07:29:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/508840</guid>
		<description>Hello Moose Lovers! 

I am happy to write that Moose is at the vet right now, awaiting his long an ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello Moose Lovers! 

I am happy to write that Moose is at the vet right now, awaiting his long anticipated dental cleaning! He was howling and whining all night, since he wasn't allowed to eat after 10 p.m.; and he serenaded me the entire way to the Vet Clinic. But he's there now, and when he returns he will have better breath, and gleaming white teeth! I'll let you know if we hear any news.

purrs-
Moose's Mom]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose's Tooth Appointment!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/508218</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:49:53 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/508218</guid>
		<description>Eye jest herded Mam awn phonie seying dat eye haz teeths cleening appt. awn Wednessday! Eye waz hoop ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye jest herded Mam awn phonie seying dat eye haz teeths cleening appt. awn Wednessday! Eye waz hooping shed fergotten... Stoopid toofs! Moose-t bee me baddie breeth, givling mie awey.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ahoy From the Matey Moose!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/507122</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:17:08 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/507122</guid>
		<description>A-vest! Eye bees awn dee diary avwe dee dey-o lest! Ha! Taked dat, Capton Moogan! Whoo dee bigggest  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ A-vest! Eye bees awn dee diary avwe dee dey-o lest! Ha! Taked dat, Capton Moogan! Whoo dee bigggest badddest Purr-rat awn dee shippie know?! Es dee Matey Moose Mann! Arrrrgh! Tanks fur Reeding, Me Harpies! End tanks two Cats-fur QH!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Another Moose Health Update By Mom!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/507121</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:14:57 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/507121</guid>
		<description>Avast, GOOD NEWS!

Captain Morgan and Sparkman both tested negative for Hemobart. AND all their bl ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Avast, GOOD NEWS!

Captain Morgan and Sparkman both tested negative for Hemobart. AND all their blood work came back all within normal limits. 

Moose has also gotten a thumbs up from the vet, but still has high cholesterol. (but lower than it was!) His liver enzymes are not only lowered, but within normal limits! His alt. and Billy-ARRRgh-robbins are also half-masted. His weight has swaggered up almost half a pound! (Moosie LOVES Cod Liver Oil!)

He's recommended to come back in December/January for another blood test (make sure ghosts don't come back!); But other than that he's in the green light for tooth cleaning! 

Yo ho ho, we have more to party about on this ship! This is as good a pile of news as Purrates could ask for! Arrrgh!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Vampire Vet Takes More Blood!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/506454</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:33:26 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/506454</guid>
		<description>Thut Vampurr Vett, shie taked mie blud agean!!! Meep meep! Eye jest cloised mie I's tite end tryed t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Thut Vampurr Vett, shie taked mie blud agean!!! Meep meep! Eye jest cloised mie I's tite end tryed two ignawr heir. Shie hud two pulll mie paw oot frum mie tite balll Eye'd rowled intah. Whan Eye colmed oot frem beck ralm, Mem sey Eye waz shakling. Ewe wood two ifs ewe scene whut Eye scene! Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Health Update By Mom!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/506430</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:23:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/506430</guid>
		<description>Moose has finished his medicine! (aka his cod liver oil with antibiotics in it!) He will be going in ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Moose has finished his medicine! (aka his cod liver oil with antibiotics in it!) He will be going into the Vet today for more blood work (aka vampire vet action!). Both Captain Morgan and Sparkman will also be going along for their first blood work. Our hopes are that Moose's live is back to normal, and that the other two are perfectly fine... Paws crossed!

Ps-- Vet says to wait 24 hours+ for lab results.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Loves His Medicines, Not Mom.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/505701</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:45:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/505701</guid>
		<description>Dod wented beck zoo werk, end Mam callled dee V-E-T two zee abutt mie medicicines running oot... Med ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dod wented beck zoo werk, end Mam callled dee V-E-T two zee abutt mie medicicines running oot... Medicicines?! I awn Cod Live-fur Owl! Nut Medicicines! Shie seys wie weiting awn vettie two call beck. Eye sey, Ms. Viet, tall Mam know medicicines, jest cod liv-fur oawl! Es da bestest stoof in dah werld! Meep! Ewe seas what happuns whan Dod leeves mie halm wit heir?! Shie tris two stopps givling mie mie cod live-fur owl! Badd, Humanie, BOD!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mooses Human Have Returned!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/503920</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:11:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/503920</guid>
		<description>Mie Humaines calmed holm lest nite! Captoon Moogan saided et were aft-fur 2 a.m.! (Cow hie tellls ty ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mie Humaines calmed holm lest nite! Captoon Moogan saided et were aft-fur 2 a.m.! (Cow hie tellls tyme, Eye know no... Moos-t bee pyrate thang.) Butt Eye was zo hoppy, Eye greats Dud wit kissies end purrings end Mam Eye jest ranned fram. Shie alweys trys gives mie kissies awn nosie! Bleckk! Butt shie neice mattruss, soo Eye spanded rost nite slepting awn heir beck zo shie end Dod cann know leeves. Meep!

Thanks you, Arnold P. fur sending yous Mam two luv awn uos end gives mie me cod livr owl! Meep!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Finds New Nap Spot- Inside Box Spring Mattress!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/501710</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 4 Sep 2008 09:23:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/501710</guid>
		<description>Eye foonded knew kule pleace two hung oot! Et es inzide dee boxsprung awe dee guiest ralm beddie bye ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye foonded knew kule pleace two hung oot! Et es inzide dee boxsprung awe dee guiest ralm beddie bye! Eye rippped oot a whole en et end know Eye cann climbbed in two sleap dar.

Yestfurdey, Mam waz awn compooter end sawed Sparkbutt gooed utter beddie. Hie nut calmed oot, zo shie waz curiooos whar hie waz. Den wie catties decides two pley treak awn Mam! Shie looked utter, seas won lumpie bludgie cattie inzide bexsprung. Shie polks mie in butt! Eye reech oawfur end bites fingurrs thru boxsprung fabrick. Shie thunk Eye waz Sparkbutt, end sey "hey, Sparky! Gets outtah dar!" Zo hie doos! End shie go, "what the? Who in there wit you?!" Sparkbutt cames oot, stall lumpie. Captun calms oot, styl lupmie! Den Eye calms oot purr-ling. Meep-Ha awn Mam!!!

Es zo fun nappling in bex sprung. Ew awl shood tri! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Chatter...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/501318</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 3 Sep 2008 09:09:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/501318</guid>
		<description>Mum end Dod tolded awl awe uss lest nite dat thay leeving tuwn ageen dis weeklend! Ahhh! Dhey alzo s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mum end Dod tolded awl awe uss lest nite dat thay leeving tuwn ageen dis weeklend! Ahhh! Dhey alzo seys dat Arneld P.'s Mam wents two takes carie awve ous! Meep! Et zo niece two haves fanns. Eye hoop shie gives mie me cod liver oil, es zo tastiey! Purrrs!

Butt Eye moose-t complein ageen aboot yogi tyme. Et badd enoogh dat Eye moose-t shaire mie yogi matt wit Mam, butt lattely Sparkbutt haz bean tryling two doo yogi wit Mam two!!! Eye es thee Yogi Mast-fur, knot Sparkbutt! Hie awnly dooing yogi two gets mere kissses fram Mam... Hey, Sparkbutt: Kats know leeks kissses! You moose-t bee stinkky humanie! Pffh!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Quick Update On Moose's Health... Still Going Smoothly!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/500969</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 2 Sep 2008 08:24:05 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/500969</guid>
		<description>Eye stile fealing greet, end talking me medidicines! Vut seys dat wie jest weiting tall late-tar two ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye stile fealing greet, end talking me medidicines! Vut seys dat wie jest weiting tall late-tar two re-test mie blud fur stufffs. Fur rite know, I gets two haves know vampurrs taking mie blud oar tests or nutting!  

Vat didded sey dat Mie whyte Blud coont es nut heigh, zo eye nut actavely fightlying anyting! Meep! Dat moose-t bee why I nos feels sickie at awl! 

Tanks fur fronds pawmailinfg end sendinging purrs end rosies. Eye zo looky two haves fronds leek yous'all! Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Vet News!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/499731</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:09:17 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/499731</guid>
		<description>From Mam:

Moose's Leukemia and FIV test is negative!!! Yeahhh!!! He was tested by the humane soci ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ From Mam:

Moose's Leukemia and FIV test is negative!!! Yeahhh!!! He was tested by the humane society as a kitten, but we were just double checking... I am SO glad to tell you all that that was negative.

They didn't find Hemobartonella in his blood, but apparently that doesn't clear him for that... So he's continuing his cod liver oil based med.s for now, and going in for blood work after the 20 days of antibiotic are done.

He's still not acting sick, and the vet suspects he has a mild or just carrier form of whatever he has... And she says that hopefully the tastey med.s will take care of it. 

Captain Morgan and Sparkman will be going in for blood tests sometime next month, once there's a handle on Moose's condition.

Right now, Moose is napping with Captain in a sunny window. He's still purring and feeling fine! Thank you all for your love and support. I sure hope he keeps not feeling sick at all.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>More Special Wet Food For Moose!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/499665</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 07:25:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/499665</guid>
		<description>Dis mawrning Mam gived mie wet cattie foud wit Cad Liv-fur Owl agean! Eye waz purring, end Captun Mo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis mawrning Mam gived mie wet cattie foud wit Cad Liv-fur Owl agean! Eye waz purring, end Captun Moogan waz awl jealoos. Eye fealed leek most importantest kitty in werld!

Butt than Dud seys, "NAW! Remememeburr why we stopped giv-ping tham wet fuds en marning? Dhey wakeds us up awl moraning!" Whut? I thoughted Dod waz awn mi sidie! Doddd!!! 

I gots two disaplinie hem whan hie comes halm frum werk. Bunniy kecks is due, meep! Mam, I yer cattie todey. Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Brags About His Dinner.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/499508</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:45:18 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/499508</guid>
		<description>Mam garnishied mie diner wit cod liver oil!!! Captun Mogan waz awl jealoos, butt Mam sey &quot;Know, Capt ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mam garnishied mie diner wit cod liver oil!!! Captun Mogan waz awl jealoos, butt Mam sey "Know, Captune! Dat Mooseis' specal sickie Cat Diner!" Nah-nah! I gets Specal Sikie Cat Diner! Meep meep! 

I lickked bawl cleen, end den Eye wented two sniffed Captun's fuud, end Eye gived himm luuk leek, "Ewww! Ewe fuud know halves Cod Liver Oil!" Haa haa, Eye impowertant Mooze!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moosie Update: Feeling Fine, But Missing Dad.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/499432</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:08:52 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/499432</guid>
		<description>Meep! Mie Dod haded two goo beck two werk twodey, aftfur deys awf ave werk... Zo Eye es pout-ling. B ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Meep! Mie Dod haded two goo beck two werk twodey, aftfur deys awf ave werk... Zo Eye es pout-ling. Butt whan Eye sawed Mam do-ling yogia, I runned ove-fur two purr end helps heir oout. Soo shie seys two tall awl ave yous dat Eye stall fealing fines, butt moping cauze mie Dod at werk. Meep!

Dat Medicicine tasteds gud! Eye stall fighteds wit thee humanies fur givinged it two mie, butt boyoboy dues it muck mie breeth niece! Mam seys dey putted tha medicicnes wit codd liv-fur owl. Es dat whet tasteds zo gud?! Awl Eye nos es dat aft-fur eye takes it, moose-t sitted awn flour end washed mie hole facie wit et. Es purr-flume! Meep!

Eye still know feals zo sickie. Mam seys shie leeks dat Eye nut in pane. Eye leeks dat Eye gets more and more treets end huggies end petts sinced thosose vampurr vetts taked mere blud! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>PS- Moose Feels Fine.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/499139</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:31:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/499139</guid>
		<description>Eye jest real-eyes dat Mam know tipe in mie lest die-airy ant-rhee dat Eye feals FINEE! Tha Vett Lad ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye jest real-eyes dat Mam know tipe in mie lest die-airy ant-rhee dat Eye feals FINEE! Tha Vett Ladie waz surprazed, butt Eye reely knot actling sickie att awl... Zo att leasts Eyes gott dat go-ping fur mie! Meep meep! 

End Eye took-ed mie furst dosie awve medicadtions. End Eye fooght leek bravie Moosie dat Eye em, butt than Eye loounge awn flour purring end lickking mie paw... Know tall mie foolks, butt dat medicinine taste-es GUD! 

Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Vet Office of VAMPIRES!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/499048</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:53:36 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/499048</guid>
		<description>Dat know Vet-dennist eye see-ed twodey; dat jest sume vet-blud-steeler eye sawed lest weak! Moosie s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dat know Vet-dennist eye see-ed twodey; dat jest sume vet-blud-steeler eye sawed lest weak! Moosie seys thay nut Vetts, butt VAMPURRS! Dey jest takes you blud agean end agean. Zo Eye know feals zo bud aboot vist dem. Att leest, I's inn awn der sceam... Oar shuld eye sey SCREEM! Vampurr Vetts!

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Update From Mom:

Moose has elevated liver enzymes and cholesterol! So the Vet elected not to clean his teeth today, but instead they're checking more blood for parasites and other nasties... The number one suspect is Hemobartenella. (I don't know how to spell that!) But for those of you who've known Moose's sibblings, it's the blood parasite that Chester tested positive for and was being treated for. Paws crossed that that's all that's wrong, because it's treatable!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Complains...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/497217</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:08:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/497217</guid>
		<description>Eye es havling bud weak. furst, yestardey Mam end Dud draged mie two dee Vett Awl ALOWN! Eye NEVFAR  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye es havling bud weak. furst, yestardey Mam end Dud draged mie two dee Vett Awl ALOWN! Eye NEVFAR goos two veet awl alown! Eye waz screeming end screeming. Thee vetts peeple tooked mie in beck ralm end puked mie wit kneedle! End thay stoled blud! Eye kneeds dat, stoopid humanies! Butt than thay gived mie beck two mie humans. Sayed Eye waz gud bey. (Den Y dad thay stoled mie bloood?!)

Than thes marning, Eye hadded a moouse. Butt Sparkpoo stooled et fram mie! Mam latur calmed ovfur two mie end sayed "Eye knewed et waz ewe whoo savied uss fram Mousie. Tank Ewe, Moose!" Butt stall, et waz mie moouse! Dod, hie know gots two sea mie wit mie Mouse! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Note From Moose's Mom:</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/494686</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:30:22 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/494686</guid>
		<description>You will all be pleased to hear that Moose will be visiting the vet to have his teeth cleaned on Aug ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ You will all be pleased to hear that Moose will be visiting the vet to have his teeth cleaned on August 27th! Moose would tell you himself, but I'm trying to surprise him with this "joyous" news!

love and purrs-
Moose's Mam]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Gets Collar Stuck On His Fang!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/493836</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:27:13 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/493836</guid>
		<description>Zome deys et jest hardest two bee ah Moose Main. Mum end Dud seys, &quot;Pawr Moose! Et hurd two bee ah D ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Zome deys et jest hardest two bee ah Moose Main. Mum end Dud seys, "Pawr Moose! Et hurd two bee ah Due-fus!" (Whet ah Due-fus?) Des marning eye wents ootsides awn mie leesh end coller. Eye trieds two gets awf mie callar, butt Mam funds mie befur Eye mananages, eye hads mie coolar up aroonds mie eer awn 1 zide. Shie fix-led et end taked mie inzide. 

Latter Eye waz warling wit mie coolar, end eye trys two bits et awf. Butt mie toooth caughted in dee collor end I waz stucked wit mie moot oping! Oh, meeps! Whear es dat women?! Shie wazed up in compooter ralm, zo I runs in dar. Mie toot stilled stucked in dee collar end I mucking hore-e-bull nooises leek Eye choke-ed-ing! 

Mam calm runing end taked it awf mei toot. Awl Butter! Eye awl purrs dan. End Eye fourgived heir fur calming beck halm. Eye luvs mie Mam ageen! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Disappointed With Mom's Return.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/493104</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:31:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/493104</guid>
		<description>Et wear jest mie end Dud (En Sparkbutt end Captun Moogan)! Et was-ed zo funn end hoppy! Moosie luvs  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Et wear jest mie end Dud (En Sparkbutt end Captun Moogan)! Et was-ed zo funn end hoppy! Moosie luvs beeing batchlars wit Dud! Wie huved zo mooch fun eatting two mech junkie foodie, burpling, end raning roond nakedd! Whoo hoo! Butt Mam camed beck lest nite. Y shie goo end ruined hour Dudes Tyme?! Meenie Mam! Eye go-ling ig-noar hur awl dey. Meybee shie goo awey agaan. meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose's Birthday Celebration and His FIRST CHIPMUNK!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/484510</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:08:27 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/484510</guid>
		<description>Eye has-ed gratest burpday purty yestarday! Eye tolded Mam and Dud thut Eye wunted me cakie whan Dud ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye has-ed gratest burpday purty yestarday! Eye tolded Mam and Dud thut Eye wunted me cakie whan Dud coold bee halm two sings fer mie. Zo thuy weited tall sundey two muck mie ah cakie end sang. Eye waz tha speciallist Mooze Cabooze in thee hole warld! Meep!

Butt Eye moose-t bragg end tall ewes whet ELSA hap-punned yestarbay: EYE CAUGHTED AH CHIPLUNK!!! Et waz mie firist catch-ling ave ah Chipnunk! Captoon Moogan end Sparkbutt haved caughted mainy awe tham. Butt nev-fur dee Mooze. Meep, poot! 

Butt Eye waz ootside bie stares, noione aroond, whan tha stue-ped chiplunk cames creeeping oot awve whole! Eye jumps ends clapps et betwean mie frount lags! Et sqarm end churp, soo I bited ites but end hald ites frunt wit mie pawws. Eye here Mam screem, "Dud! Calm sea whut MOOZE hus! Quackly!!"

Dud calms running fram inzide, end hie sayed  "Mooz! Yer furst Chippunk! Guud bey, know lets et goo!" Hie pucked mie up end shucks mie upsides downed. EYe dangull, purring end hald mie chipplunk. Butt evantually eye losted iet. 

End ewe knew whut ruide chipplunk due?! Et tries two climbs mie Dud's lag! Meep! Hie scrams "Ahh! NO!!!" end shauks it awf. Et runs udder perch again. Mam sey, no questune et es fines.

Eye es amazlink huntar Mooze! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Pouting... Even HE Forgot His Birthday This Year!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/482949</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:12:15 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/482949</guid>
		<description>Ohe Mye! Eye zuch ah goofffy Mousie. Eye waz halping Mam cleen oot hur emeil bex whan we sea emeal f ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ohe Mye! Eye zuch ah goofffy Mousie. Eye waz halping Mam cleen oot hur emeil bex whan we sea emeal frum Catstuf QH Sayling "Hoppy Burp Dey Mooze!" Mam end I luuk att eechudder end sey, "MEEP!"

Me burpdey waz awn Monduy! Eye es 6 yeers auld! Es dat vary auld? Seen auld two mie... Butt luckiliy mie frond Arndlo P. gaved mie my burpdey presont eerly: A STROLLIER! Zo Eye sey, awnly Arnield P. Rememburred me burpdey! Nut Evfan ME! Meep meep meep!

Hoppy Burpdey two ME,
Hoppy Burpdey two ME!
Hoppy burpdey, hippy burtdeyyyyy...
Hoppy Burp-dey Twwwwooo MOOOOZZZ!

Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Tag Games!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/479644</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 9 Jul 2008 06:39:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/479644</guid>
		<description>Eye bean taggled bye  Hilda two lisst six dings Eye know likes. Mam gunnea spelll chocks dis von fur ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye bean taggled bye  <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/109554">Hilda</a> two lisst six dings Eye know likes. Mam gunnea spelll chocks dis von fur mie...



Things that make me grumpy…

1. Sparkbutt. He won't stop pouncing on me! (side note from Mom: and Moose won't stop pouncing on him!)

2. Collars, Mooses should be NUDE!

3. Dad leaving for work. Moose MISS him! I sit by window and whimper.

4. Clean water dish. Mooses drink natural, dirty, pond water! Not this nice clean stuff from tap. Moose moose-t drag things into clean water to make it dirty again.

5. Dirty litter box. I stand at side and paw loudly and howl till humans take hint... Sometimes I do that when its clean to, just to keep them guessing.

6. Not getting to go outside because silly Mom's on the computer typing slowly...  MOM! Get OFF!

Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Guest Room Bed: A Moose Paradise!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/479100</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 7 Jul 2008 18:27:27 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/479100</guid>
		<description>Mum end Dod moo-vid thee compoot-purr entwo dee gest roam! Eye thunks es bestst idee eve-fur, cuz Ey ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mum end Dod moo-vid thee compoot-purr entwo dee gest roam! Eye thunks es bestst idee eve-fur, cuz Eye gets two ley on thee bigg bead wheel Mam tipes mie die-ah-ree! Meeps end Purrs!

End bestst purt avwe dee gest raom bedd es et haz wind-bow att matt-rease leval. Zo Eye cen ley awn bedd end luuk aught vind-dow! En fram awp en dee secoond flour whear thee gest raom es, Eye cen sea awl weigh two Laik Supioer Oceen! Eye leek Mooise luukawt fer Purrates! Der's won! Hes neimed Captun Moogan! Haa hee!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose May Be a Diary Pic of the Day, But He Is Still Squirrel-Less.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/476093</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 17:14:11 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/476093</guid>
		<description>Eye em ah dairy peak awe dae! Eye es zo prood dat eye thunk eye wall meep end licck mesalve. Meep! ( ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye em ah dairy peak awe dae! Eye es zo prood dat eye thunk eye wall meep end licck mesalve. Meep! (lick lick) 

Butt reely, Eye moose-t expross mie mad-kat-itude. Ewe sea, Lest weak Capetun Moogan caughted thee suirrelle dat livees undar pourch, butt Mam muck hem lets et goo. Dawn twonite Sparkmutt caughted dee squirr-pearl, end Mam agean mucked hem lept et goo... Zo ever-fur-ie kit-tea has-ed caughted sqirrel butt dat mooset impourtent won, Da MOOSE! Zo ef ewe reeding dis, Captun Moogun or Spartbutt, PEAS lets tha Moose caughted tha sqirruel noxt tyme! Prutty peas!!! Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Strolled All the Way to Next Door!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/474074</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:05:16 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/474074</guid>
		<description>Wie gets staller frum Arnald P.!! Bust pert awe et es thut et small jest leak AR-KNEE! Eye snuff end ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wie gets staller frum Arnald P.!! Bust pert awe et es thut et small jest leak AR-KNEE! Eye snuff end snuff. Zo guud zo small me frond... Butt moose-t sey et scarie be lockked en tha staller. Moozie braive cutty cut, thow! Eye maikes et awl weigh zoo neghboar's hoose! Than Eye cries end trys claww-ling tha screan. Zo Mam brungs mie beck. Meep! Et scaruy, butt small zo gooud!


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End mare newies awn Meepings! Eye Haves TOO KNEW MEEP-PURRS! Zo know giame beck awn. Moosie kneads cluses, Meepers #4, end #5! Meep meep!

ps-- A-paw-low-gees two My-story Meeper whoo gaves meep-se stur. Eye thunks thut ware O'Mally! MOL! Okey! Meep meep meep.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose wishes Chester a happy birthday!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/473066</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:20:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/473066</guid>
		<description>Hoppy Burpdey two Chester!
Hoppy Burpday too Cheeser!
Hoppy burpday, hottie burpdeyyy
Hoppy Burpd ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hoppy Burpdey two Chester!
Hoppy Burpday too Cheeser!
Hoppy burpday, hottie burpdeyyy
Hoppy Burpdey two MEEEP bruder!

Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Third My-Story Meeper Revealed!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/472682</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 05:33:44 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/472682</guid>
		<description>Mam sey Eye ware-ling me smartly paints en thunkin' cup lay-t-lee, cuz Eye manige two funded mie var ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mam sey Eye ware-ling me smartly paints en thunkin' cup lay-t-lee, cuz Eye manige two funded mie vary owin MY-STORY MEEEPER #3, awl bye meselve! Tha thurd any-moose meeper es tha beutifull end amazlink <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/498860">Alaidh!</a> Shie dat pret-tea fuzly gurl en me Shadies awve Gray Groop. End shie speeks mie langage!!! Tha lanuguauge awe MEEEEP! Goo sie heir paige, butt know pley hier Voki Cattie, cauz shie sey zometing naughtie. Mucks Moosie ley beck eaars, end Cap-tun Moogan calm o-fur two muck shoe-er dat kittie okey.

End too re-vieiw:

Mystory Meeper #2 wear dah foonie hoppy <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/293447">Chrissy kat.</a> Shie evfun drawn moosie pic-purrs! Eye bow two tall-aunts ave Chrissy! Meep meep. 

End My-story Meeper #1 waz dee amaz-ling handzome <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/346215">O'Malley.</a> Hie heefty beeify meep-loaf awve aw doode. Sparkbutt wissh hie wear az handsalm ah Oranggie az hem! meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It Wasn't ME!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/471985</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:53:17 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/471985</guid>
		<description>Uh-ohe! Eye waz play-ying awn Dud's beckpeck lest nite, end whan Eye gets up end leafs, Dod funded P ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Uh-ohe! Eye waz play-ying awn Dud's beckpeck lest nite, end whan Eye gets up end leafs, Dod funded POO! Eye sey wazunt ME! Moose-t bein Sparkbutt! Hie Stinkiy won! Mam jest sey et gruss end un-leek uss two pooop en wreng pleace. Maybee shie thunks wie havling stoomach buggies... Butt meep, know! Et waz-aunt Mie!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sparkman Picking on Moose; and Mystery Meeper #3 Gave Clues!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/470601</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:46:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/470601</guid>
		<description>Eny Von no kure fur arrogont orangie kat beeing meen zoo Moosie?! Sparbutt out awe contral! End know ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eny Von no kure fur arrogont orangie kat beeing meen zoo Moosie?! Sparbutt out awe contral! End know hie killling wildlives! Moosie sey es badd, end hie bitted mie! Meep!!!

En bet-tar knews; Eye huve cluez fram My-story Meeper! Shie a girllie kat en vone awe me groops! *scratches head with hind foot* Thes mey taek aw Moosie a whale. meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Met Arnold P.'s Mom!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/468794</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 9 Jun 2008 09:50:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/468794</guid>
		<description>Eye meeped Arnald Pee's Mam!!! Shie neice humaine. Eye evfaun didded me yoga a bit four heir. End Ma ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye meeped Arnald Pee's Mam!!! Shie neice humaine. Eye evfaun didded me yoga a bit four heir. End Mam pullled owt me giggal balll toye fur her two see, soo Eye haves me giggal ball oot agean! (hie waz huding bye radigator, butt Dud sey "No! Leeve et thar!" two Mam end shie listenn two dat! Bleck!

Butt Arnie P. hav greet humaine. Shie pettad mie end kizz me heed evfan! Eye such hoppy moose, eye awl purrs! Purrrrrrs!!!

Eye off two wetch burds know.

meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Catnip, Moose, and Arnold P.!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/467878</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 6 Jun 2008 13:42:52 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/467878</guid>
		<description>Mam end Dud meated Arnald P.!!! Thay tall mie, &quot;Moosie, wie go-win two meat Arnald P. end hes Mam!&quot;  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mam end Dud meated Arnald P.!!! Thay tall mie, "Moosie, wie go-win two meat Arnald P. end hes Mam!" 

Eye sayd "Meep!" Witch Mam no meen, "Brang me bub boquet ave catnap, peas!" Zo thay goo puck catnap fram Catnap Fielb ave Mith! 

Az thay welk thru liv-van-room, Eye luck ep at tham end sey,  "ahh, ahh!" Witch Mam no meen, "Yoo know plucked catnup fur Moosie two?!"

Mam sey "Oh! Zorry Moose! Hear bee yer toll fur to pass!" Zo Eye waz purrs end purrs, role awn flour purr-ling.

Whan thay calm halm, Mam sey, "Moosie! Wie metted tham, end thay wondervul! Hear, snifff me fing-gurrs! Thay moose-t small leek Arnoll P.!"

Eye trie jest small fing-gurs, butt thut catnap reel pot-tant steff! Eye waz zo purry hypurr stall, Eye jest bite Mam's fing-furrs, end keap roling.

Purrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>One More Meeper Discovered!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/466966</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 4 Jun 2008 05:36:04 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/466966</guid>
		<description>Meep meep! Eye zo lafping et Mam end Dod. Eye sew me rosie fram O'Malley weaks agoo seying &quot;[meep] [ ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Meep meep! Eye zo lafping et Mam end Dod. Eye sew me rosie fram O'Malley weaks agoo seying "[meep] [meep] [meep]...!" Butt thay jest real-size thut he pic-purr awn et; 

O'MALLEY EZ ME MY-STORY MEEPER!!!

O'Malley! Ewe zo verie talunted! Ewe cen gaved namies awn Irash holidez END Meep en ah Mooz aer?! Oh, purr thanz two ewe fur mucking Mooz feal zo speshall!

Meep meep!
(Know cow meny my-story meepers I halve laft?!)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose is excited about his new box tunnel.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/455216</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 1 May 2008 14:55:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/455216</guid>
		<description>Eye napling en me tunnal! Et es bex fram frisk-skiis canes! Muom oh-pen boot endies awe et, end Eye  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye napling en me tunnal! Et es bex fram frisk-skiis canes! Muom oh-pen boot endies awe et, end Eye sey es greet funn fur Moosie! Es me tunel! Eye cann chaise me pommpomm bells throogh et, end stalke me bro-furs. Butt fur rieght know, eye nappling en itt. Dud calming halm zoon, zo eye guning two weit hear fur hem. Than Eye sey "Dab! Leek! Eye en me owne TON-EL!" Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose is Mick Jagger!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/453526</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:20:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/453526</guid>
		<description>Meep! Eye tuck seal-eb-pretty quaz awn Catst-fur! End Dud vary hoppy two an-ounce dat Eye em Mik Jag ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Meep! Eye tuck seal-eb-pretty quaz awn Catst-fur! End Dud vary hoppy two an-ounce dat Eye em Mik Jagger! Here me Meep! MEEEEP!!!! 
If Ewe start Meep up! Whoo! 

******************************************************************
Wow, your cat is Mick Jagger!

Mick Jagger

Rock Star

A super-trooper who gathers no moss, Moose is rock and roll legend Sir Mick Jagger!

The ePETome of someone who knows how to have a good time, Moose is a mover and a shaker, onstage and off. His luck with his lady friends is legendary and Moose has obliged many of them by giving them a little shelter. Known for his unique meow, Moose relishes his time in the spotlight and loves to let loose and give his audience what they expect. Unable to get satisfaction, he and his pals still paw away at the prize, clinging to the memories of the past as he continues to churn out the hits that made him a leader of the pack.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moosie is astonished to learn of THIRD Mystery Meeper!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/451701</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:47:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/451701</guid>
		<description>Eye tooled Mam shie nut pey enuff atpension zoo me paige! Cow Eye Huve PROVE! Shie nut notace thut E ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye tooled Mam shie nut pey enuff atpension zoo me paige! Cow Eye Huve PROVE! Shie nut notace thut Eye nut awnly have enooder any-moose meep-purr, butt et sey eye has THREEE My-Story Meepers! Jeeep-furs Creep-furs, and lepping leezards! Es zo crazie! Moose nut know what zo due! Zo mech lev fur Mooise! Eye luv ewe awl!

Meep meep and MEEP!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Meepity Meep Meep!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/450135</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:32:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/450135</guid>
		<description>Purrs two mie my-story Meep-fur! Tanks fur dee Blew Burpie! Remines Moozie awve some-myr end awl the ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Purrs two mie my-story Meep-fur! Tanks fur dee Blew Burpie! Remines Moozie awve some-myr end awl these burdies awn feeber... Wie gotting zoo goo aut awn leeshes agean naw! Butt es nut summ-fer yep. Zo cald awn Moosie feets thut Eye sey "MEEP! Tuck Me INZIDE!" Butt es neice smelt cleen aire end durt outsibe. Eye rawl awn sea-ment end purr. Purrrrrr! 

Meep meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The Return of the Meeps!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/441480</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:45:15 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/441480</guid>
		<description>Moosie amazinged! Me halve TOO My-story Meepers?! I funded won out, butt thar es TOO! Meeps fur me b ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Moosie amazinged! Me halve TOO My-story Meepers?! I funded won out, butt thar es TOO! Meeps fur me blew burd, Miss-tory Meeper! End Eye moost sey, Meep meep meep meep meep MEEP!

Gaime goos awn! Hah ha!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mystery Meeper Case Half Solved!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/441115</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:43:09 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/441115</guid>
		<description>Meep meep meep! Eye funded aut hoo me Miss-story Meeper waz fur 2 meeps: Et war CHRISSSSY! Shie sond ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Meep meep meep! Eye funded aut hoo me Miss-story Meeper waz fur 2 meeps: Et war CHRISSSSY! Shie sond me tha neet draw-lings wons! Shie sey shie nut sturt tha meepping rosssies. Butt thut shie sond me tha lest too!

Yeeeeh, Chrissy! Tank Ewe, Tank Ewe! Es zo fan have My-storie Meeps! Meep meep meep! Ewe muck Moosie's hole mounth. Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mystery Meeper Still at Large!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/439601</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:14:13 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/439601</guid>
		<description>Awww, Shocks! Arn-nawld P. hud greet idee; hie tall me zoo searcch fur kats wit naim &quot;Beaker&quot; zoo fi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Awww, Shocks! Arn-nawld P. hud greet idee; hie tall me zoo searcch fur kats wit naim "Beaker" zoo find me Miss-story Meeper! He sey if Eye finds cut wit seam groop aze me, maybee thut me Miss-story Meeper. Butt, know Beakers fit! Darnnned. Tanx fur idee, Arnied P.! Waz guud idee.

Eye paw maled me fronds, butt zo far Eye nut fund me Meeper! Meep!

What a Mooz two due?!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>ANOTHER Meep!!!?!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/439194</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:19:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/439194</guid>
		<description>Moosie zo tooched! Eye jest zo honered en looved, musk thunk awl me fauns, end esp. ewe, me mystorie ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Moosie zo tooched! Eye jest zo honered en looved, musk thunk awl me fauns, end esp. ewe, me mystorie rosseettee meeper! Oh thunk ew, thunk ewe!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Meep Meep Meep!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/436304</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:19:29 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/436304</guid>
		<description>Oh, Meep! Thus mucks TREE Rroosseetteess wit any-moose send-tar end jest &quot;Meeps&quot; in tham! Meep! Eye  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh, Meep! Thus mucks TREE Rroosseetteess wit any-moose send-tar end jest "Meeps" in tham! Meep! Eye zo excipted, butt jest confoosed! Hoo luv Moosie zo?! Meep meep meep meep! Thunk ewes, Any-moose Rooset sander!

Meep meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Reveals Yoga Trainer Secrets!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/433619</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 5 Mar 2008 08:00:25 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/433619</guid>
		<description>Eye gud Yogo Guru Train-purr. Mum me mane jeb. Shie zo herd two get en sheap! Butt Eye finds knew we ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye gud Yogo Guru Train-purr. Mum me mane jeb. Shie zo herd two get en sheap! Butt Eye finds knew weigh tah meek heir stratch en bends leek Eye went... 

Eye weight till shie statching as far as thunk shie cen, than Eye calm ov-fur end stick me rump en heir facie! Thut mentod knowt werk fur me cat brofurs, butt Mum fer salm reezon nut leek two small me but. Zo shie bend mere two guts oot awe weigh! Haa ahh! 

Anofur methood es two bite en clawwed her tows end fingars whan shie nut lifting tham! Zome tymes Eye evfan put whole wait awn her arms zo shie have two werk hearder! Left zee Moosie two! Whhee!!! Werk, humaine, werk!

Awnly preblem es shie zometines giggal two mech fer two continpoo. Zupid Mam! Es exerzize tyme, nut lagh-ies tyme! Meep thunk Eye knead whipp two keap her werking zometines. Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cinder-Moosie?!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/431225</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:44:56 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/431225</guid>
		<description>Thut whut Mum culling mie latuly: Cindar-Moosie!!! Eye nut no whut et mien, butt eye nut leak et. Sh ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Thut whut Mum culling mie latuly: Cindar-Moosie!!! Eye nut no whut et mien, butt eye nut leak et. Shea sang two: "Cinar-Moosie, cindar-moosie! Knight and Dey et Cinder-Moosie..." Shea singe thut whan Eye sit bye firepleace. Eye do get all sort ash end soot awn me fur, whan tha harth gots dirty (leek en pictare Eye jest postad). Nut me faut! Es Mum nut vaccccuuumming butt once ah weak! Meep!
She knead keap butter care ah me firepleace! Meep, meep meep!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Ponders Anonymous Rosette...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/427084</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:14:28 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/427084</guid>
		<description>Oh meep! Their es ah raw-settie frem mist-ery frond!!! Awl sey es &quot;Meep Meep!&quot; Dew Eye no enywon thu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh meep! Their es ah raw-settie frem mist-ery frond!!! Awl sey es "Meep Meep!" Dew Eye no enywon thut sey meep meep? Hrmmm
Oh! ME! Dib Eye sond meself a Rose-pet end ferget? Oh, Moose hop nut. Thut might meen Eye gutting awld! Meep!

thunk ewe, chew eve-fur ewe r!!!
Meep meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Purring in Sleep.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/424643</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:33:23 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/424643</guid>
		<description>Mum end Eye chacking me catst-fur-det-calm male. End Eye fall es-sleap awn har lep. Know Eye purring ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mum end Eye chacking me catst-fur-det-calm male. End Eye fall es-sleap awn har lep. Know Eye purring en sleeap! Mam sey zo cutie, coldn't reeseit wake-ing ah Mooz two kisss me. Meep! Eye jest keept purr-ling.

meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Afternoon Update... Moose is a Drama Queen.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/422599</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 7 Feb 2008 11:44:20 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/422599</guid>
		<description>Eye pleying end hoppy! Ranning rund pley-ping wit me green pum-pum bell! Mum sey she nut beale-eve w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye pleying end hoppy! Ranning rund pley-ping wit me green pum-pum bell! Mum sey she nut beale-eve whut drum-antics Eye poot awn thes mourning. Shie sey Eye deff-pun-utely fien. Eye shoold huv teld heir thut Eye Fyne Felyne! Humanies zo danse! Mossie amazeling!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose has a Stomach Ache!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/422548</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 7 Feb 2008 09:41:17 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/422548</guid>
		<description>Oh, Meep! Eye thunk eye jest sit on me rad-e-gait-or two-dey end pout. Ewe sea, Mum growed us wheet  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh, Meep! Eye thunk eye jest sit on me rad-e-gait-or two-dey end pout. Ewe sea, Mum growed us wheet graiss, en finully gived et two us yest-fur-dey. Wie wuz zo excit-tud thut wie eated hole lettel pott vary queckly! Thun we rawled pott awn flore end purr. Waz zo fun, shie cell et "Gruss Festivul 2008!" Wie pleyed all aft-purr-noon end e-vaning!

Butt than shie went zo bed end forgets zoo pick up tha pott. Eye smalled gress! Meep! Eye dugged out pott luuking fur ruuts. Eye ated tham two! Yum-o Roots-o! Butt eye alzo ated tha dirt thay growed in. Oh, boi! Thus BEG mistoke! Me stomoch hurts! I jest want sit awn radi0gaitor awl dey. 

Mum keaps chucking awn me end seying "Moosie Okay? I'll take two vet ef you nut get butter." Than I perk ep. No vet, peas!!! Eye nut THUT sick! Jest no mohr wheat gruss dirt fur whyle. oi.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Catches a Mouse!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/421193</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 4 Feb 2008 08:59:15 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/421193</guid>
		<description>Eye nut no Y, butt Eye thee only won thut gets up fer Dud when hie have two goe two werk early en mo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye nut no Y, butt Eye thee only won thut gets up fer Dud when hie have two goe two werk early en moorning. Butt the utter dey, Eye get rewerd! As Dud leeve, ah mawse snucked in! Eye waz only kutty thar, so Eye chaise it meself! All ov-fur live-ing ralm! Eye cot it und-tar cough-flea tay-bull. Than see thut Cat-pun Moo-gan up end calming zoo play wit me mauwse! Meep! Capt-tun!!!! Dud lat these mause en hause fur Mooz! Eye growl at hem.

Then Mum en Spare-mun gets up end come zoo pley... Okey, Mooz nut fight awl y'hall! En besids, Mooz nut leek mammul. Mooze pre-furs bugsies!  Purrs! Eye pet mause awn grund en et go unter cowch! Meep!

Mum pull cowch fram wall, zo we cen ran all rawnd cow-ch! Event-pulley Capt-pun gots et out, butt et ran behind dawr two hallweigh. Mum o-pin thut, end we nut see mauwse. Whar hie goo?! Eye luck up end see hem clime-bing wires two door ball! Eye knew Mooz nut supposed two bit wireies. Zo Eye gentle-lee tup hem wit me paww. Meep, meep!

He fah-gahled end Spurk-mutt grub hem. Mum end Spark-tun pley wit et en bath-ralm en shie come out wit et en jar leek tuna en can! Than shie takes et ootseed! Whan calm en, Eye insitsted awn gooing oot awn porch zoo looc fur anoth-fur. Thut cow she ens Dud fig-fur out mauswe cames in whan Dud left oot dawr. Meep!

Eye kaw-t MAUZE!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Admits That He Snores...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/419513</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:39:21 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/419513</guid>
		<description>Moozie mast admutt thut Eye snore. Eye muck heavy sigh-ling zounds wheel Eye sleap. Mum sey es cutie ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Moozie mast admutt thut Eye snore. Eye muck heavy sigh-ling zounds wheel Eye sleap. Mum sey es cutie Moozie; Dud sey "awwwww!"; Cat-tun Moo-gain keck me zoo weke ep; end Sparkmun nut vant zoo sleap neer mez whan Eye znore... Butt zhat okey cauz Eye mustly zleep untup aw-ve Dud end Mum et neght. Wuz a gie zoo due? Snoaring es now criem! meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Misses His Dad.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/417197</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:11:25 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>Dud gune weigh zoo lange twoday! Eye jest mrs. hem zo match! Mam wuz goting zometang oat awe thee gu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dud gune weigh zoo lange twoday! Eye jest mrs. hem zo match! Mam wuz goting zometang oat awe thee guest ralm end shie fergets zo clause tha dowr. Eye want en their zoo pout. Pour Moosie myss Dud! 

Than Eye real-eyes thut he nut shut hes clos-lit competely! Eye runned oave-fur end paw et opin! Oh joyz end wundars! Awl thangs Dud en their! Eye pured end cudled wit hes ties, end pulllled dawn hes t-shurts! Small jest leek Dab! 

Eye haveing zech gould tyme en their, thut eye forgets zoo bee quite. Mam here me meeps en purrrrs. Shie calm zoo fund me mooz yogo-ing en Dud's clothlings, purring. Shie gaves me zhat luck thut sey, "Mooooozzzz!" Meep! Eye run fram thare end sat leek gould kittie en liveing ralm. Meep! Purrs... 

Dud calm halm, Eye miz Ewe zo mach!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Thank Y'All Purrs!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/411551</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:53:59 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>Tank Ewe Tank Ewe Tank Y'hall!!!! Me meeps Oly, Shamus, Noah, Petrie, Oliver and Rico sand me me var ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Tank Ewe Tank Ewe Tank Y'hall!!!! Me meeps Oly, Shamus, Noah, Petrie, Oliver and Rico sand me me vary ewn YOGO MATTT!! Et Mono-gamed end eve-rhy-ting! Et eve-fun sparkals! Ooow! Mooz entranced! Et sey "Mooz'z Mat! Mum Stey Off!" Purrs!!!

Zo Eye moost put awn me webb pege! Mum, put me matt on me peige! Purrrs!
Thauk Y'ell!!!! Mooz zo hoppy!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose the Yoga Mat Thief vs. Mom the Yoga Mat Hog</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/411206</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 9 Jan 2008 08:18:12 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/411206</guid>
		<description>Moost complane boot Mum. Shie hoging yogi matt agean! Eye sea hir stund fooward bend en frent ave ma ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Moost complane boot Mum. Shie hoging yogi matt agean! Eye sea hir stund fooward bend en frent ave matt, zo Eye go ley dawn awn beck ave matt en start me own moorn-ying yogo. Eye wuz ley on me beck end extend thraw paws two seide, whan Ack! Beg Mum feet calm over me noose end stap within INCHS of me HEED! Meep! 

Eye scurrie out awe wey end Mum luuk beck, sey-ping "Mooz! Eye know sea ewe! Ewe awl rite?" Hmpf! Eye gorgus grae hunk oh cute-nest! Cow shea nut sea MEE?! Eye weit tall shea dooing dawnwerd face dag pos-it-shin, end sneek undar har. Eye rall on me beck, ens het her faece wit tale. 

Butt shea zo mean zo Moosie! Shea jest keept go-zing wit ger poises. Shea daw cobrea rite awn tep of tha Mooz! Eye purr whole tyme cuze et wuzs fan, butt chow a Moozie supp-pused zoo exer-gise wit ah matt buddie leek her?! Eye no! Eye wall tall Dud end hie wall tulk zo Mum boot thas. Shie jest bigg yogo mutt howg!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The Saga of Moose's Fish Tank Air Hose Chewing Habits Continues...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/408880</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 3 Jan 2008 05:52:23 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/408880</guid>
		<description>Yepst-fur-dey Eye wok up befur ever-re-booty end thunk &quot;Hay! Me wheel gow huv fun! Chow on fishies'  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yepst-fur-dey Eye wok up befur ever-re-booty end thunk "Hay! Me wheel gow huv fun! Chow on fishies' air hoose agean!!!" Zo I goo chowed et awl up! Now one sea mie, end no one knew et were me! Meep! Meep!

Mum mud whan sea air nut on en tunk agean. Shea trie zoo fix et agean wit eel-ect-rick teep agean. Butt she sey zoo us, "Who ev-fur chow et these tyme, dud zoo good jeb fur tape! Es tine fur knew hosses!" Shie than goo fund KNEW AIR HOSIES!!! Yumum! 

Shea patting zem awn end wea awl what-ching hear. Eye sea her pet owld hosies awn fold tay-bull. End Eye thunk "Wall, She dun wit thems!" Eye ran ov-fur end pull one dawn. Sturt chowing end purr-zing. Eye role awn flour wit glee, Moosie zoo hoppy! 

Mum turn ronde end sey "MOOZ! Zo et where EWE!" Uh-ho! Eye RUN zoo hyde! SHe aft-fur me! Eye muck et zoo bed-rahm dowr, end feal et: Zee Watt-tar Buttle Squirp! Ack! Indig-knee-tea! Mean Mum! Eye mest rememburr two tall Dud!

These morn-ping Eye walk up zo tunk two bit awn hosies agean, end thay awl taped two sids of tunk! Whut gave? Mooz can nut chow on taped hoseies!?! Whut Shie thunk!?! Shea rue-en awl hour fan.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The Happiness of Moose Continues!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/399832</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:43:13 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/399832</guid>
		<description>Ei zo hoppy! Nut une-lee Eye dya-a-purry pic agean, butt me Dud own-lee humainie holm! Oh, purrs! le ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ei zo hoppy! Nut une-lee Eye dya-a-purry pic agean, butt me Dud own-lee humainie holm! Oh, purrs! leak guud owld tymes agean! Jest Dud end Me! (end Cape-ton Moo-grain, end Sperkmen) Ohh tha Purrs jest bee flie-ing! Purr purr purr purr!

Dud muck fear en feir placee fur me end me bro-furs eve-furry evening. End he huve know Mum to distruct hem frem hes moose-t empowertent jeb-- MOOZE PETING! Lust knight h trie wrup presants fur chrisp-must. Eye chew awn pap-pur end bunnie kickck tha pay-purr. Hie nut got mud leak mum, jest sey "Aww, me Moozie so cutie!" Purrs! Me z hoppy! Dud zuch fen zoo bee wit!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Expresses Happiness.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/397328</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 3 Dec 2007 17:49:14 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/397328</guid>
		<description>Eye zo lookie Mooz! Firp Eye waz Cat O Die, gnow I ah Dye-a-Purry Pic! Zo mooch honers fir ah Moozie ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye zo lookie Mooz! Firp Eye waz Cat O Die, gnow I ah Dye-a-Purry Pic! Zo mooch honers fir ah Moozie Caboozie. Meep! Tank ewes, Cat-fur HQ!

Twodey Eye luck me feeps cleen. Than Eye due dat agean, cauz Eye zo hoppy! Dud calm holm ear-pee agean, end He nut wunt lick me feats. Butt hie lat mie purr four heem. Purrrs!!

Cow Eye nupping en frent awve feire plece! Ez zo varm end coozie. Eye cuddlies wit Cat-tun Moo-gan. He fan zo cupple wit! Purrs! Hoppe awl me fronds out thar having guud evaning two. Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moosie Reflects on His Big Day!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/395053</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 06:17:11 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/395053</guid>
		<description>Beeing Cat awve dei es hurd jeb! End Scar-rhee! Mum end Dud scrame &quot;CAT OUF ZHA DAE!&quot; When-eve-fur E ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Beeing Cat awve dei es hurd jeb! End Scar-rhee! Mum end Dud scrame "CAT OUF ZHA DAE!" When-eve-fur Eye wa-ahlk inzoo rahm. Muck Moosie jump! Meep! Quite thut Humanies!!

Other thut, me lawn-ge awn rad-e-ate-gors, end wutch oot fur berdies! Parch vist wuz shurt... Et CAWLD outthere! I calm en sey "Maaawwww!" Shie cubble end huggs me tall wurm agean. Dud calm hum ear-lee, end hie halp whorshipe thee Mooze two! I gets nip end mer tummie rubes! Purrs!

Thunks ewe'll fur me rosies, trophies, chump-pain, fish tunks, flours!! Oh! Moosie zo luved! Welcalm me new fronds, end thank fur all new groop invitees! Moosie over-walmed wit purrs! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssss

Offff zoo purr know. 
purrrs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Catster Saves Moose's day!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/394591</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:58:05 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/394591</guid>
		<description>Tank Ewe, Cat-fur-det-comb! Ewe cud-ant puck mer perfroct dey zoo mek me Cat of Day!!! Mam were zo m ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Tank Ewe, Cat-fur-det-comb! Ewe cud-ant puck mer perfroct dey zoo mek me Cat of Day!!! Mam were zo mud et me, she sey "Naw porch out-ling fur Mooz two-dey! Hie trie zoo kull fishes!" Huh? Awl Eye due wuz chew wholes en thee rubbar tubie thut conneuct zoo bebble macker! Know no bubblies en tunk. Whut hair-pin?! She sey Eye did ut! Cow?! Eye jest ah Moosie! Meep!

Butt know, shey all hoppy en give me treets, end cubbles, end sey Eye cun goo oot awn perch! Whoo hooo! Mest go watch fur burdies! End growl at negh-boor dwag. Eye amaze-ling Moose! Meep, meep, meep!!!

[for explanation in non-moosie talk, please visit his brother <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/cats/400733">Sparkman's diary</a>]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Re-discovers That Snow is Cold...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/393134</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:42:32 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/393134</guid>
		<description>Eye wear thunk-ling thut white steff out wind-go wes toys frem skie! Me thunk &quot;Oh, luck et feathurs! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eye wear thunk-ling thut white steff out wind-go wes toys frem skie! Me thunk "Oh, luck et feathurs!" Zo I bag end bag Mum, "Peas lut me oot!" (Eye stund on hind lags end paw et door knobe end Meep!)

Shie sey, "Mooz! It CAWLD oot! Ewe no vant oot!" Butt Eye ferget whut "cold" end "snow" is... So keept bagging. Shea guve in, end putt me end me broth-furs outzide. BURRRRR, Kahonies!!! Thut znow steff ez FREEPING CAWLD! Eye try be braive Mooose, butt Mam tuck me enside quack. 

Zo, no go oot, fronds! Et's COWLD!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Tag Game Agean!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/377515</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:19:29 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/377515</guid>
		<description>Another fun tag game! This time I have to pick 10 fellow Catsters and say a nice thing about them an ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Another fun tag game! This time I have to pick 10 fellow Catsters and say a nice thing about them and the cat that tagged me. Then, send pmail or rosette to the kitties that I have tagged! This is going to be interesting!!!!

I was tagged be Sparkman! He cookie kit-ton wit louwd purr. 

I am going to tag:

*Arnold P.* He me beastest bub. He bressel bell gyro!

*Chrissy* She date me bestest bub! End she neice zoo Sparkpoo evian thow he smell leek liter box.

*Shamus* He luuk jest leek Me! End he nid-name-ed MOOSE! Clearly won of handsomest cats on kitster!

*Oly* She Shamus’s sister, end she lovely! Niecest Tortie I ev-fur met… That say lut. Cause eye scared of torties. Meep!

*Captain Morgan* He me ferst kittun. End he fun zoo cuddle sleap wit.

*Elsa* She lut me lick heir foot!!! She roy-gail queen end goddess. Look her snappie dress up! Meep!

End then Eye tag ewe awl agean cause I can never think more kitties what know tha Moosie!! 

Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Meeps for Radiators!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/374805</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:12:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/374805</guid>
		<description>I purr-ring leak crawzie twodey! Chrissy Cat of Day! Butt all-zo, Dud big hearo!! Agean!!! He calm h ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I purr-ring leak crawzie twodey! Chrissy Cat of Day! Butt all-zo, Dud big hearo!! Agean!!! He calm holm lust nite end tall us, "Et COLED en thas haus!" Than than thun hie goe end term un heap! Rad-e-gait-ors hut agean! Eye shao Dud hauw huppy Eye em bye ley-eng awn radegaitor end purrr-ping till Eye malt. Oh, purrz! Rad-e-gait-ors!!!! Meep meep meep!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Poutings of a Moose!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/368148</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 05:57:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/368148</guid>
		<description>Oh Whoa bee Moozie! Meep meep!
Dud went zoo werk. He bean offf fur hole weak! He end Mam want oot c ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh Whoa bee Moozie! Meep meep!
Dud went zoo werk. He bean offf fur hole weak! He end Mam want oot can-new camp-ping, end than thay steyed hair wit us! Wuz zo relux end hoppy. End I spund zo much time purr-ping fur Dud. Know Eye weight bye windzoo wear Eye zaw hum gut inzo car zo leaf. Dud calm holm!

Butt hie dud putt up knew burd feader!!! Rite bye frount windzow! Moosie gut zoo sea ten gazill-onion burds flie-ring! Meeps of hunt-tang! Meep meep meep!

peas out
Mooz]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose's Report on Recent Cold Snap in Duluth...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/363838</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:43:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/363838</guid>
		<description>Et es COOLD hear! End ewe no whut thut meen?! Cuddle teem! Eye sleap on Dud et nite ncow, end on Mum ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Et es COOLD hear! End ewe no whut thut meen?! Cuddle teem! Eye sleap on Dud et nite ncow, end on Mum lep dewing dey. Meep hoop humaines tern rad-e-gators on swoon! Moosie knead place zoo nep! 

Humaines muck fear en fear palace last nute. Twaz gud fen! Moosie luv warn fear! Muck furr warn! Purrrrs

Meep!
--Moosie]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Quick follow up note from Moose...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/363058</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:29:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/363058</guid>
		<description>Oh-key! Eye awl butter naow! Mum sey know mere liter wetch! Yeeeahhh, Moosie! Eye en tha klear!!!!
 ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh-key! Eye awl butter naow! Mum sey know mere liter wetch! Yeeeahhh, Moosie! Eye en tha klear!!!!

Gunna goo plae en liter bex, Jest fur funn!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose doing a little better today.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/361389</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 6 Sep 2007 08:50:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/361389</guid>
		<description>Phew! Crisisis Averp-ted! Mum sey know V-T-E yep! Yeahhh, Moosie!
Butt shee sey Eye style und-purr  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Phew! Crisisis Averp-ted! Mum sey know V-T-E yep! Yeahhh, Moosie!
Butt shee sey Eye style und-purr ob-serve-way-tun. Waht-eve-purr!
NO TEV!
NO TVE!
NO VTE!!!!
uhhh

NO VET!

Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>V-E-T?!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/360970</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 5 Sep 2007 06:28:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/360970</guid>
		<description>Oh, Meeeps!
Eye herd Mum end Dud sailing thee &quot;V-E-T&quot; werd!!! Apawently they luuked en Liter Bex en ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh, Meeeps!
Eye herd Mum end Dud sailing thee "V-E-T" werd!!! Apawently they luuked en Liter Bex end sawwed thut me ben hav-ling soggy popp. 
Dud sey "gev hem anti-derrea med, end keap I on hem! Maybee he snuck eated mouse!"
 Luk! Eye bie gud! Truck Medi-sign! Eye zit un Mum Lep end Purr! 
jest no V-T-E, peas!!!!

Meep!
Moose]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Lay-Purr Dey Weakened!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/358897</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:41:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/358897</guid>
		<description>Hoppy Lay-purr Dey, Ev-furry-kitty!!!

Hears hopping yous humaines gut zoo stey holm end lay end p ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hoppy Lay-purr Dey, Ev-furry-kitty!!!

Hears hopping yous humaines gut zoo stey holm end lay end purr wit yous en bed. Wee sea yous twos-dey! 

Meep!
--Moosie]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Does His Part for Global Warming...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/355787</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 07:07:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/355787</guid>
		<description>Jest vant everykutty zoo no thut Eye trying nut zo pass gas end contributte zo global warning. Cauz  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Jest vant everykutty zoo no thut Eye trying nut zo pass gas end contributte zo global warning. Cauz Eye nut dranking Dairy know moore! Meep!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Hear bug scarry newz arficall:
<a  class=bodyTextRev target=site  onClick="alert('Catster Alert: You are about to visit an outside link that was submitted by this pet owner.');" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070822/sc_afp/sciencenorwayclimate">Belching moose add to global warming</a>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Inroducing Moose's New Favorite Toy: Mr. Giggle Ball!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/354072</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:29:18 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/354072</guid>
		<description>Thes es me nuwe frond, Mr. Giggle Ball! He jomp rond end sang whon Eye pounce on hem! Grand-humaines ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Thes es me nuwe frond, Mr. Giggle Ball! He jomp rond end sang whon Eye pounce on hem! Grand-humaines brung him zoo me! Eye zooo grate-full! They end Mum end Dod thinked thut I woold be scare-red of hem. Thay thunk hum toy fur Sparkmin! Meep, know! He MOOSIE frond! I pley wit hem, than I lic hem, them Eye nap wit hem! Oh, zo great!  

Oh, end Mum say I shoold sey thut Giggle Ball comb frown "Wall-greens." Know Mam! He come fron Grund-humainies!

Purrs Mr. Giggle Ball!

meep
--Moosie]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose Discovers Water.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/353929</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:36:48 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/353929</guid>
		<description>Meep, agaen! Eye fund oot whie Sparkmin hung oat en zinc zo mooch! Sumtimes their es WAT-PURR FLOE-I ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Meep, agaen! Eye fund oot whie Sparkmin hung oat en zinc zo mooch! Sumtimes their es WAT-PURR FLOE-ING en thair! Eye weirn't sur ef cleen gud wat-fur, zo eye up their snuffing. Boot Mum end Spark fund me end eye gots scarud. No won get mud at Moose, Peas! Meep! I run down end go bac zo carpot. Zee? Eye gud Moosie!

pirrs
Moosie]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Windy Day, Scares the Moose!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/353489</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 07:35:29 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/353489</guid>
		<description>Twodey windy oot. Moosie scared buy lowd noisies uotside. Meep!
Eye go cudgle up in me cude zoo hyd ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Twodey windy oot. Moosie scared buy lowd noisies uotside. Meep!
Eye go cudgle up in me cude zoo hyde.

purrs
Moosie]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ohhh!!! oh! oh!!!! Excited Moose!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/351416</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:50:12 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/351416</guid>
		<description>I ACTIVE DIAREEE!!! Oh! Spirkmun be drew-l-ing whip end-vie!
Ha ha!

Meeps! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I ACTIVE DIAREEE!!! Oh! Spirkmun be drew-l-ing whip end-vie!
Ha ha!

Meeps!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Meeps for Brussel Ball!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/351410</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:40:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/351410</guid>
		<description>MEEP! Brussel Ball!
Arnold P. me here-o iz Bressel Bell King! 
Hop-hop-Her-ray!
Hop-hop-Her-ray! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ MEEP! Brussel Ball!
Arnold P. me here-o iz Bressel Bell King! 
Hop-hop-Her-ray!
Hop-hop-Her-ray!
Hop-hop-Her-ray!

Gow Bres-sell Bail!
Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Danged Humaines!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/351049</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 15:03:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/351049</guid>
		<description>OH! Theeze Hu-maines intwo tri-bull know!!! Thay puck won dey zoo nut lug ontwo Catstfur.com end sea ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OH! Theeze Hu-maines intwo tri-bull know!!! Thay puck won dey zoo nut lug ontwo Catstfur.com end sea whut harpoon?! MOOSE GOT BE FEATURE DIARY OH DAY!!!! I were smilling on mane paige!!!  OH! Wooe is toe Moose! Must bit ank-bulls!

Butt thunk yous all me peeps fur rosies end kind wurds! It feel luke Moose main pic zoday, whut wit awl thut Luv! You guws zah bustest! Meep fur all yous! Meep!

Moose must goo purr now.

peas out
--Moose!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oh, No! Sheddings come to life!!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/349213</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 9 Aug 2007 10:35:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/349213</guid>
		<description>I new wood hoppen! Me sheadings have calm zoo LEIF! Mam was zoom groom awl of us whan I luk o-fur zo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I new wood hoppen! Me sheadings have calm zoo LEIF! Mam was zoom groom awl of us whan I luk o-fur zoo sea shea maid me sheddings intwo ah KITTUN! Itt huv ears end tale! End it played on me ball en truck toy! Ahh! Whut Mum thunking?! Weigh two scary fur Moose! Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Black and White Ankle Biter of the Month!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/349086</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 9 Aug 2007 06:00:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/349086</guid>
		<description>OH! Sech beg nuwz! Eye es Ank-bull Bight-er of tho Menth!!! Moosie zo ex-sighted! (Bluck end wight m ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OH! Sech beg nuwz! Eye es Ank-bull Bight-er of tho Menth!!! Moosie zo ex-sighted! (Bluck end wight muck grae!) Cow I got sue meny fens, I nut knuw! Butt vary excipted. Tank Zoo, Awl! I jest all chock up. *sniffff* Moos goo doo Yago noww. 

purrs ivorykitty!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose explains his new main picture!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/347206</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 5 Aug 2007 09:33:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/347206</guid>
		<description>Me chinn almoose-t heeled! Moose do-wing gude. Dud halp me wit me sheadding. Hey uze me Zoom Groom f ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Me chinn almoose-t heeled! Moose do-wing gude. Dud halp me wit me sheadding. Hey uze me Zoom Groom frum Arm-hold P.! Eye luv me Zome Grome. Es zo funn! Whee tuck pick-tour wit me furr bell. Dod cale et "Bebe Mooz." MOLL! Zo Babie Moosie nut ah kittun, butt me fur eye geve Dud. Beg Bull ah fur!!!

Meep, Dod!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose's Bogus Journey.</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/344853</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:54:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/344853</guid>
		<description>Horribull, scarrrie advantuer! Pour Moose!!!!
Jest whan Aunt Bits heeling, know THIS! 

Zo I liek ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Horribull, scarrrie advantuer! Pour Moose!!!!
Jest whan Aunt Bits heeling, know THIS! 

Zo I liek sneeker out whan humaines go in end  oot dowr. I luv role en tha sea-ment! Zo Eye sneekeed uut, end Mum end Dud KNOT SEA MIE! I waz zo exsighted! Eye purr end pley end eet grassses... Than Moozie reeleyez thut humaines GOON! Thay twok car end laft Moozie ootside! 

Eye yall et Captun en windgo. He louk jealus. Butt knot no whut do. Spurkmun luk worried liek Mee.

Know ever-rhey Moosiee know need to hide from burds end mon-sturs! Zo I ran luuk fur shel-purr. I hud undur leafes end shrub. Than I hud undar branch. Them Eye gut mer scared end ran fer fance. Butt know roof ! Et jest fence! Eye zo scared.

Somecow hoors passed. Mum end Dud en huse now. Butt Eye scarred they gut madd apt Moozise. Zo I keap hid. Eye heer Dud ins-eye-d call fer diner. Than he end Mum notise I NOT THAR! They ran round hoose butt not fund me. Then out-sid. I seaw Dod in suit end Mam en drass. Thay runnnning luk fer me, butt Eye sue scarry thut I jest stand end meep quietly. "meep!"

Mam fund mie finallie, butt Eye scarred end try run. Than Dadd cam. I awl huppy, butt scared. So Eye ruan frum em two. 

Thay chaise mie awl ovfur yard en neighboar yerd. than intwo frent yerd. Finully catch Moozie, butt Mum rip skurt end Dud luk mad. But thay cuddlie Moosie end fed me. Tall me nevar do thut agean.

oh, hurribull advetar! No mer outsid fer Moose! Eye jest slept on pooch now, thunk ewe.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moosie eh-oh-key!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/343166</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:19:42 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/343166</guid>
		<description>Thar bean kuttues axing boot me health aft-fur reeding Sparkmun's die-airy todey. Zo Mooz thunk &quot;Hay ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Thar bean kuttues axing boot me health aft-fur reeding Sparkmun's die-airy todey. Zo Mooz thunk "Hay! Butter goo tall everykutty thut Eye Oh-key!" Reely, truelie! I hud lang yoga sesssun, end than Mum dress me woonds wit anti-bee-otic oint-mint. End Dud come hom end cuddle me. Purrrrsssss

Butt wetch oot fur AUNTS!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Thank youz!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/337725</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:05:05 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/337725</guid>
		<description>Oh, Thunk Youz zoo all tha kiittiieess!!! I jest luv me rosies end sweep messagees! Andd I not eveen ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh, Thunk Youz zoo all tha kiittiieess!!! I jest luv me rosies end sweep messagees! Andd I not eveen now boot ,<a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.catster.com/forums/Birthdays_and_Annifursaries/thread/426067">BURTHDAY FORUM FOR MOOZ!!!</a> Oh zo neice fronds I have! End thunk you so, Arnold P.!!! Moosie feeeeel so Luved! *sniff*

Meeps and purrs everykutty!
--Moose Caboose]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hoppy Burpday to MEEE!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/336838</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 14 Jul 2007 10:48:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/336838</guid>
		<description>Oh! Moosie so exsighted! I term five twoday! 

Thunk yous fronds fur alll the rosies end whell wis ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh! Moosie so exsighted! I term five twoday! 

Thunk yous fronds fur alll the rosies end whell wishs! Muke me zo prood, I meep. Meep!!!

I ah happy Mooz. Captun Meagan say I get cake twonight! Zo exzited!
will huv zo wripe later boot thut!

Purrs
Mooz]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Chessure's Burpday Twodey!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/327015</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:48:23 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/327015</guid>
		<description>Hoppy Burpday, Chessure!

I purr for you!

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Meep! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hoppy Burpday, Chessure!

I purr for you!

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Meep!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title></title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/317995</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 31 May 2007 07:22:27 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/317995</guid>
		<description>Hay Kutteys!

It Reign oat agean. Moose know cair. Me washimg paw twodey. Iz verie durtie pauw. Al ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hay Kutteys!

It Reign oat agean. Moose know cair. Me washimg paw twodey. Iz verie durtie pauw. All dun! Now I sneef Mom paw. Is dirtie zoo! Soe I luck hur pawe two. She gibble! Zo weeird Mum. 

Wheel, off two lode cannons four Captein Morgoon! Whut cane-noon, anyweighs?

Meep!
--Moosie Caboosie]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Tag game!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/313525</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 24 May 2007 06:34:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/313525</guid>
		<description>OH, Meep! Zo meny tag thee Mooze!

I just think wrete seaven thangs boot Meep:

1) I leek due Yo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OH, Meep! Zo meny tag thee Mooze!

I just think wrete seaven thangs boot Meep:

1) I leek due Yoga. Everyhe Dey. Iz leek breath. 
2) Dad me bigg Gyro. Eye luve Dud. I weight buy door aft-fur he leave en paw at wind-doe. "Dud comb beck!"
3) I eet Bugz! Luve zoo chaise buges! I eight bugz two.
4) Eye zit en zun zo lang thut me fur get it zuper hut. Mim zay "Mooz fur burn hot!! Oww!" 
5) I no "Meo-gow" just "Meep!" end "Ehh ehh!" noize. 
6) Zometines I lik self en tasted zo badly I makes zilly faze leek "YUCKO!"
7) I reiazed Captun Mograin en Spurkmin en Che-czar. Whan zhey zmall, usse two sit une them heeds zo bath them stink kittuns. Zo hy-purr!

Peas out
Mooz]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moose's Scary Night in the Closet!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/299588</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:13:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/299588</guid>
		<description>sfadddddddjlk9803wswaeeeeeeeeeee
[I were zo scared. Went en Dad closet for sneefffing.] 

eeeeeee ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ sfadddddddjlk9803wswaeeeeeeeeeee
[I were zo scared. Went en Dad closet for sneefffing.] 

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[Dahd shuted dowr! Traped end KNOW one herd me!]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[Than Mom fawnd me. Spark-key helpped. Butt waz Dad thut I hoppy]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekjl                                i
[two zee! Purrrrrrsss Dad!]

-----------[[[[[[[[[[]';weretml;;;;fdsi9tejn
[Et waz scarry two bees in clossed closset sue LANG!]

ikiesooooooooooo
[butt small guud.]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Catnip Tails...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/291976</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 2 Apr 2007 06:47:06 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/291976</guid>
		<description>mxr45,
(Grand-humaines brung us catmip toyz)

                                            jlkhluh ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ mxr45,
(Grand-humaines brung us catmip toyz)

                                            jlkhluhi
(Thay zo gud I float soo hygh!)

MN                                   k
(Minnesoda, eh?)

jnk.54
(just leek heavn 54!)

j
(peas out -- Moosie)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Free Online Moose Yoga Session!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/286482</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:54:51 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/286482</guid>
		<description>Ll 65Ll
(I guud yoga mooze gurrrr-o)

 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65L ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ll 65Ll
(I guud yoga mooze gurrrr-o)

 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 
65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 65Ll 
(furse ley on floour. Prezz back intwo flor. Breethe end roll two side. Beathe und role 65 more time. Repete. 65 legg liffs en licks. Repeat. 65 winkes… MOL!)


65p 54rtkl
(Nowe fur 65 purrrrrsss. Then 54 rump kick licks. Feal tha tenson lifft outtah tale. Breathe regular.)

.vdfsg
(Ballants head above suldurs. Elongut spiney and reach furwurd wit front legs. Reech two skie wuth taul. Extund.)

00 
(Feal tension zero)

+++++++++++++++
(Ew aree pluzing innter strength two chi!)

33333333
(Kontinue strench by extund back leggs intah cobra. Push up thru sholudurs. Brethe threee time.)

Yttyu 
(Exhail intwo plank posse. Held end breethe.)

/>R4    
(Nah on nextium inhail, mauve lags out en flop ontaw side of body. All four pawhs of off floour.)

Df r           tmjjnkjnvh
(Flax paws alternate wheel purr. Use blan-cat prop fur supppurt if neaded.)

Djmntg dfs
(Know beck two relaxzation puse. Leah spine tah flore. Wit exhaile press out en releash.)

Gu
(You do guud.)

]]]]]5
(Namasday.)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Amazing Words from the Moose!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/266345</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 1 Feb 2007 17:25:59 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/266345</guid>
		<description>nhj1b  
Eye sleep in balll. 
          
dxfnmj2zh7*+uts z5rrm\
Zo Ie cun zniff mi feat.

M?&quot;&gt;&gt; ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ nhj1b  
Eye sleep in balll. 
          
dxfnmj2zh7*+uts z5rrm\
Zo Ie cun zniff mi feat.

M?">>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Thea zmell stainge. I meep!

M<
Meep!

.;l.90000000000000000000000000
I liek cleen litteer Bex.

Peas Out--
Mooz]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>More Mighty Moose Meditations...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/235327</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 19:05:07 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/235327</guid>
		<description>Vcweec qww
(I em a Mighty Mooose)

HP;[PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP[JU
(Hear me Mee ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Vcweec qww
(I em a Mighty Mooose)

HP;[PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP[JU
(Hear me Meep!)

Ddx8
("MEEP!")

98\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\]
(Kittun have eers.)

H[-
(Hi)

2hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh=========
hhhh=
(I licke keetun eerz clean twice fur dey.)

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh=========hhhh=
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-=tv5hhhhhhhhhhh--===-------------------------------------------------------------------hhhhhhhhhh--===-------------------------------------------------------------------h
(I berped on hem once and hea didunt mind.)


Zk09i[oky
(Zo we bestest bubbies.)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>More Moose Ramblings...</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/225228</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 28 Oct 2006 10:05:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/225228</guid>
		<description>Zx\ u    
(Hello agein evryboodie!)
                                     
                        ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Zx\ u    
(Hello agein evryboodie!)
                                     
                                                          mvbgfhy6aqht1111111111111111111110030031jsddokfsdddddddd
(I been rolling on the keetchin floor, getting me bellie scrattched.)

Wecfd`
(I gots water on me chinn.)

YUMNEDNWI6G
(Is from waiter foundain.)

W
(meep)

 54R5OM 0P
(Sparksman been chewin on my tale.)

;8U.LPETW
(So I bite hes heade.)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>More synaptic action by the Moose!</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/221002</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 18:46:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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(I not skared of kitten no mor)

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(We liek 2 biet ...</description>

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(I not skared of kitten no mor)

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(We liek 2 biet eech uther)

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(I lieks to get me tose rubed)

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(I am a Moose Caboose)

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(I lieks skraching the liter box in the mittle of thee nite)

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(pool poo) (I can't believe I actually spelled something)

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(peece out -- Meese Cabeese)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Deep Thoughts by the Moose</title>
		<link>http://www.catster.com/cats/397460/diary/Moose_musings/216484</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 6 Oct 2006 18:21:42 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Moose  ~ writing at catster.com</author>
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		<description>22b nbgvgfvcvg
(I am Moofus Doofus)

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(I like to bath miself)

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(I am Moofus Doofus)

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(I like to bath miself)

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(I often have chive plante breathe.)

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(It is mi perfumme.)

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(Radiatores make nice naping sputs)

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[unknown]

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(When Dad goes to work I sit at the windeow and whatch him go out of sighte.)










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(signned --Moose)]]></content:encoded>
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