Kitty Tails

What is a baby anyway?

For several months I could hardly sit on the human female as she had a big belly and now it's even harder. A pink thing that makes a lot of noise arrived in the house one day, it seems to take up a lot of the humans time and makes sitting on laps even harder. The problem I have is that my lap and cuddle time has been reduced and the screamy thing keeps waking me up at night when I'm lying on the bed with the humans. I really don't get why they give the noisey thing so much attention, I mean I shouted and I didn't get cuddled and get given milk mind you I do quite like that the screamy thing smells of milk, and there is lots of soft blankets around now so it's not all bad.