Welcome to the World of Zombie Kittens and Vampire Cats


Earlier this week, the vampire- and zombie-infested TV show The Sprain debuted to wide acclaim — especially in the feline realm, where everyone’s favorite furballs of the night were heard to give it a rousing meow of approval. With The Strain fever on the rise, here’s an Instagram-enabled guide to identifying the lesser-spotted vampire cat and the already out-of-control zombie kitten species. Stay alert!

These two zombie kittens prowl the underbelly of the modern world with a menacing swagger. Double demonic trouble!

Little known Ghostbusters trivia: This vampire cat also profits from a sideline as a Terror Dog doppelganger.

Feasting time is considered to be a communal activity for the contemporary zombie kitten.

This fresh-faced domestic shorthair is well on his way to cultivating a full-grown pair of vampire cat fangs.

Warning to all enthusiastic zombie kittens: When chomping down on one of your own species, the Luis Suarez defense no longer holds up in most prominent otherworldly courts of law.

Any self-respecting vampire cat know to always embellish a selfie with the classic horror movie prop of a ghastly looking doll.

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About Phillip Mlynar: The self-appointed world’s foremost expert on rappers’ cats. When not penning posts on rap music, he can be found building DIY cat towers for his adopted domestic shorthair, Mimosa, and collecting Le Creuset cookware (in red). He has also invented cat sushi, but it’s not quite what you think it is.

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