I Gave My Cat a Tarot Reading


I’m an odd guy. I do odd things. When someone says my cat and I might share a psychic bond, I do my best to find out.

That “someone” is a commenter who recently suggested that Thomas might be my “animal familiar.” This concept has taken many forms in spiritual practice, but it essentially means an animal with whom one shares a psychic connection. So on a recent Sunday night I inquired about it, using Tarot cards.

Hold on, Cat Dandy. Tarot cards? Seriously? Yes. They’re among several methods of divination I’ve tried. Some (such as using a pendulum to communicate with my unconscious mind) are grounded pretty solidly in science. Others (such as Tarot cards and Runes, which are small stones containing letters from a defunct Northern European alphabet) come from mystic traditions.

I say that if you want to find the truth, you gotta mix it up. So I did.

“Open your mind and come to me, Thomas.”

I don’t know a lot about Tarot (my girlfriend, Daphne, knows more), but I do know there are many structures for readings. Susan Levitt, in her book Introduction to Tarot, gives basic instructions for including animal companions. I kept in mind that Thomas is a cat, so I made the reading short. I presented three questions, asking him to choose one or more cards for each one. I spread a Tarot deck in front of me, asked him to approach, and whatever card he touched with his paw first, I considered his choice.

Question 1: What is the nature of our relationship?

“Wow, Daddy, this is deep.”

I had Thomas choose three cards to represent the past, present, and future. What follows are his choices and excerpts of their explanations from Introduction to Tarot as well as Tarot for Everyone by Hajo Banzhaf.

The King of Cups (past): The card emphasizes activity and an energetic approach to things. The King of Cups is a sensitive person who embodies emotional strength, good intuition, spiritual depth, compassion, and care.

The King of Swords (present): [It] symbolizes an intelligent, versatile person who is astute, eloquent, independent, and flexible. Ideas are very focused and directed, but at the expense of the heart. Denotes rational mind, linear thinking.

The Three of Swords (future): [It] indicates sobering disappointment and painful realizations. It is often an unpleasant, but not necessarily bad card. The word on the bottom of the card is sorrow, sorrow due to loss. It is best to weep, grieve, and release the pain in your heart and mind.

My interpretation: Thomas and I have a solid, loving foundation and past (whether in this life or a previous one). At present, we’re each going a little “left brain” in trying to improve our relationship, so we should remember our emotional connection. As for the future, well, Thomas knows that humans live longer than cats, that there’s heartbreak ahead, but it’s a natural part of the cycle.

Question 2: What role do I play in your life?

I had Thomas choose one card.

The Queen of Wands: Queens stand for … mostly women but sometimes also men. … They emphasize the patient, waiting attitude, being prepared to receive something. [The card] indicates a self-confident person who has will power … and who is easily motivated and able to inspire and fascinate others. [It signifies] openness, receptiveness, stability, love of life.

My interpretation: I am Thomas’ queen, an open, receptive, stable person who’s patient and gives him love.

Question 3: What if Daphne and I got another cat?

“Hey. Hold on. I’m not done.”

I asked Thomas again to choose only one card, which he did. But then he returned to the spread and put his paw on another card — as you can see in the photo above — so it came up off the carpet under his weight. He stayed on the card for a couple of minutes.

“Look at this one too. I MEAN IT!”

He didn’t move until I took that card. My interpretation? “Look at the second card in addition to the first.”


The Star: [It] represents new hope and a nice future. … It indicates that the topic in question has some future. … On a deeper level, this card symbolizes an insight into the cosmic laws.

Justice: [It] is the embodiment of well-deliberated judgment, a wise decision that was very carefully considered.

My interpretation: Considering I recently listed the reasons I’m not getting another cat, I was a little upended. But maybe this clears up one item on that list — I had believed Thomas wasn’t ready for a new feline friend and needed more stability. From this reading, though, I gather that I’m his stability, and that he trusts that any cat Daphne and I bring home will be the result of a well-deliberated decision.

In conclusion

Before we started, a voice in my head said: “Bowers, you’d better have a backup idea for your article this week, because this could turn into nothing.” In fact, it was opposite. Thomas was receptive, engaged, and interested the whole time.

His choices were telling. Looking through the Tarot books, I saw cards he might have chosen: The Fool, The Hermit, The Hanged Man, The Devil, Death. The ones he chose were applicable — including one I might not have wanted to acknowledge.

So I conclude that maybe Thomas and I are connected beyond this time, this space, and these bodies. Is he my animal familiar? I still don’t know. But I sense a deeper connection.

Oh. Yes. Almost forgot. I concluded one more thing: He’s definitely a cat.

The feline sense of decorum is nothing if not humorous.

Cat Dandy — sees all, knows all, spills it on Catster:

About Keith Bowers: This broad-shouldered, bald-headed, leather-clad motorcyclist also has passions for sharp clothing, silver accessories, great writing, the arts, and cats. This career journalist loves painting, sculpting, photographing, and getting on stage. He once was called “a high-powered mutant,” which also describes his cat, Thomas. He is associate editor at Catster and Dogster.

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