Cats love blankets, but you can’t just toss a cat a blanket and say, “Here,” and expect him to fall down and be all in love with you. A cat will want to know the make of blanket, he’ll reserve judgement until he’s placed a paw on the fabric and determined the quality of blanket you’re offering, and consequently whether you are a saint or a total bastard.
1. Cashmere
2. Chenille
3. Fleece
4. Down
5. Electric (turned to four)
6. Silk
7. Picnic (with crumbs)
8. Microfiber
9. Fur
10. Snuggie
11. Cotton
12. Cotton-blend
13. Security
14. Slanket
15. Lambswool
16. Alpaca
17. Quilted
18. Terrycloth
19. Knit
20. Leather
21. Rough-hewn
22. Paper
23. Steel
24. Aluminum
25. Dirt
26. Copper
27. Iron
28. Wood
29. Horse
30. Saddle
31. Mylar
32. Reflecting
33. Military
34. Casualty
35. Fire-smothering
36. World’s smallest
37. Spongy
38. Occupied
39. Rubber
40. Wet
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Michael Leaverton | Jul 15th 2014