Cats love blankets, but you can’t just toss a cat a blanket and say, “Here,” and expect him to fall down and be all in love with you. A cat will want to know the make of blanket, he’ll reserve judgement until he’s placed a paw on the fabric and determined the quality of blanket you’re offering, and consequently whether you are a saint or a total bastard.
Here are blankets, ranked:
1. Cashmere
2. Chenille
3. Fleece
4. Down
5. Electric (turned to four)
6. Silk
7. Picnic (with crumbs)
8. Microfiber
9. Fur
10. Snuggie
11. Cotton
12. Cotton-blend
13. Security
14. Slanket
15. Lambswool
16. Alpaca
17. Quilted
18. Terrycloth
19. Knit
20. Leather
21. Rough-hewn
22. Paper
23. Steel
24. Aluminum
25. Dirt
26. Copper
27. Iron
28. Wood
29. Horse
30. Saddle
31. Mylar
32. Reflecting
33. Military
34. Casualty
35. Fire-smothering
36. World’s smallest
37. Spongy
38. Occupied
39. Rubber
40. Wet
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