The lyrics:

Urine My Heart By Sarah Donner

You got the bedroom, you got the bed
You got the pages of the books that I read
I hit the bottle, you hit the couch
You hit my futon, and I cannot get you out

You’re in my heart
But urine needs to stay inside the box
You’re in my heart
But urine needs to stay inside the box

Are you just angry at my new man
Or are you jealous of the sexy time I get?
Could it be viral or a UTI?
We’ll have you tested so we can justify

You’re in my heart
But urine needs to stay inside the box
You’re in my heart
But urine needs to stay inside the box

Try peroxide, baking soda, mix up vinegar with water
Microban and Listerine, or just a match and gasoline

See Sarah’s original Ask a Cat Lady post here.