Urine My Heart By Sarah Donner
You got the bedroom, you got the bedYou got the pages of the books that I readI hit the bottle, you hit the couchYou hit my futon, and I cannot get you out
You’re in my heartBut urine needs to stay inside the boxYou’re in my heartBut urine needs to stay inside the box
Are you just angry at my new manOr are you jealous of the sexy time I get?Could it be viral or a UTI?We’ll have you tested so we can justify
Try peroxide, baking soda, mix up vinegar with waterMicroban and Listerine, or just a match and gasoline
See Sarah’s original Ask a Cat Lady post here.
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