Hey, kitties! Are you in heat? Going crazy from the pheromones of the hot tom traipsing around in your yard? Trapped indoors with no way out to scratch that itch? Well, guess what? There’s something that might give you a little bit of relief!
Until your human gets you fixed, Adult Cat Finder can connect you to local felines looking for virtual love.
"With Adult Cat Finder, you’re never more than one click away from chatting with a hot, local cat in your area," the site promises.
If you go to the site and click the green Try It Out button, you’ll get a pop-up chat window where your kitty friend can engage in some conversation. Well, okay, the conversation is not compelling. Not even a little bit. Unless you think "meow meow MEOW MEOW moew moew MEW" is seductive or interesting. Even if you respond, the other side of the conversation never changes.
Of course, Adult Cat Finder is nothing more than a parody of the real-life personals website Adult Friend Finder. And, to be honest, it’s kind of dumb and pointless right now. But ÔÇª I can imagine how this site could become an amazing tool for animal rescue.
Stick with me for a minute here.
We all know that adult cats have a much harder time getting adopted than kittens. So, wouldn’t it be awesome of the creators of Adult Cat Finder parlayed this tool into a way for people to find actual, adoptable adult cats in their area?
Websites such as Petfinder and Petango provide listings of adoptable cats from all over the country — and even all over the world. I could imagine the Adult Cat Finder people partnering with one of those companies.
Technology exists to create chatbots that respond to people’s input. I’m not a software developer, but I’m sure there’s a way to code a chatbot so it responds based on characteristics from the cat’s description.
Okay, maybe I’m taking this all way too seriously. Or maybe I’m not! If you Adult Cat Finder developers are reading this and you think it’s a good idea, leave a comment or look me up and let’s figure out how to make it happen.