December 3rd 2012 3:48 pm
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So my peoples are starting to work on da Christmas cards. If anycat wants to exchange cards, send me a message with your address and I'll send you one with mine. That goofy Charlie dude has been sleeping on all the card-making supplies. I wonder what he'll think of the tree when that goes up - it should be funny. I bet he's never seen anything like that before.
I've been enjoying this warm December weather - it's been in the 70s here with plenty of sunspots to lie in. Hope y'all are having a great December.
November 28th 2012 10:28 pm
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Now that is starting to get cooler here, I've spent even more time getting snuggly with the humans and the dogs. I never used to really like to snuggle, but now I am always snuggling. It is pretty nice and helps keep you warm!
I'm still doing really good - eating and meowing lots. I wake up the humans so they can feed me pretty much every morning. If only they would devote their entire lives to pampering me, that's what they're supposed to do, but somehow after almost 20 years, they haven't gotten the message. Those silly boycats have been getting into a few scuffles lately. Nothing serious, but I'm glad they're leaving me out of it.
November 20th 2012 4:07 pm
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It's getting close to that time of year, even if it doesn't feel like it outside since it was about 80 today. What time of year you ask? Why just one of the bestest holidays ever, a holiday dedicated to eating! And not just any kinda eating, but eating that big juicy bird! I saw that bird come in the house and it was huge! The momma said it was a 16 pounder - that's about 2 of me!!! So, maybe I can eat it all and be a 24 pounder??? MOL, I don't think the humans are gonna let me do that, but it never hurts to try. And try I will. I am looking forward to getting some of that bird. That silly orange dude, Charlie, he doesn't even know what Thanksgiving is. He says he's never had one. And he's never had a Christmas either! So I think he is gonna be in for a treat!
November 7th 2012 10:38 pm
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Hope all my pals up in da northeast are doing ok. I heard on da TV that y'all are supposed to get snow - hope everyone will be ok. Here in Texas, I am soaking up the sunspots. We don't always have such nice weather in November, so I am making the most of it. I've been trying to rotate throughout the house during the day - always trying to get some sun.
I'm still doing really good - meowing a lot and eating really good. Sometimes, my humans have a hard time believing I am nearing 20. But they do seem to get a little freaked out when I hide, like today when I was hiding in the sunroom. But there's no way I'm going to give up being boss cat around here, I have 2 rowdy boycats and 2 crazy westies to control and they need someone to boss them around! And I'm just the cat to do it.
October 16th 2012 11:49 am
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So it's been a while since I wrote a diary entry. I've been busy keeping all these animals in line - now I have 2 dogs, 2 cats, and 4 people to boss around! But I think I am doing a pretty good job.
Charlie seems to be adjusting more and more and is getting more relaxed. He hardly ever hisses at me anymore and him and Maurice can sit together and be nice now. I still get to steal some of his food sometimes, so that is still working out for me.
Last night was so embarrassing. I was trying to lay down a newbie right by the garage door near where my litter box is and one of the humans saw me. So she picked me up and put me in the box and made me poop in the box! I was mad, that was not where I had wanted to poop! And talk about embarrassing! I sulked for a while, but she fed me this morning, so I guess that makes up for it.
Hope all you kitties are having a nice fall. It's cooled down a little here and is getting cloudy all the time. It's still in the 80s though, but in Texas that's fall weather! MOL MOL!
September 6th 2012 9:53 pm
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So I am back to being a bad girl and peeing wherever I please! I think it is pretty fun, but apparently the humans don't think that me using the living room as my personal litter box is that much fun. How would they know? They've never even tried it, MOL MOL!
In other news, it was my daddy's birthday today. He had a pretty nice birthday and got some food that looked pretty yummy. Speaking of yummy looking food, last night the humans had pizza. Well, pizza sounds pretty good so I climbed up on the counter and tried to help myself. Now I've got the nickname Garfield! MOL!
Hope all y'all are having fun being bad. ;)
August 22nd 2012 7:38 pm
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I got tagged by my lovely friend Anna in the Who Are You Really tag game, so these are my answers.
1) Tell me your funny Christmas story.
I'd never really bothered the tree or any decorations. But one year that tree was just too tempting. See, I used to get to go outside so I know all about what trees are good for. And my humans had got a real tree, not one of those boring fake ones. So I climbed that tree. But it wasn't as steady as the ones outside and it tipped right over! I was ok and only a few ornaments bit the dust, but I learned my lesson about climbing trees that are inside. They tip over!
2) Where's your favorite hiding place when playing hide and go seek?
I have lots of good places, but my favorite is the dining room which is being used for storage. Lots of fun places to hide in there!
3) What did you dream of being as a young kit?
Being Queen of the World and a mighty huntress! And I've achieved my goals!
4) What's your favorite hobby? Anything goes.
5) What's your one "bad habit" that you love and your Mom hates?
As y'all know, I used to be into inappropriate peeing - spraying and all that stuff. But since my momma took the lid off my box, I've ended that bad habit. But I still end up missing the box sometimes because I don't want to squat down to do my business. At 19, these joints aren't quite what they used to be, so the humans should just get over and clean in it up without the whining. That's what slaves are for.
6) If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
Somewhere with lots of sunspots and lots of birdies to hunt.
7) What is your guilty pleasure? Food, skirts and suits or cars? What?
Food. I am all about the food! At one point in my life, I even weighed 18 pounds - which is quite a lot for a little girl like me that should weigh 9.
8) What is your favorite make believe monster? And yes girls, unicorns and fairies are included. Post a pic of this mysterious beast.
Well, Charlie already used Maurice, MOL! So I'll use a make believe monster and go with the Bakeneko.
I Think The Same Picture Works
9) What is the one dreaded thing you have to do at home? Babysitting, taking baths, entertaining guests....what is your dread?
I don't like when strangers come in my home. I go hide.
10) I’m not so sure if Zach and Zoe are going to have coed ships this year or not, but in any case, which ship would you want to be on: Zach’s, or Zoe’s?
Sorry Snack Pack Zach, but I'll be sailing on the Blood Thirsty Princess with my pal Zoe.
2. Cleopatra Grace
August 8th 2012 10:58 pm
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I was not cleaning Charlie's face and giving him kitty kisses or whatever lies he has been telling you. Did you really think I would do that?? Come on pals, you know me better than that! He just had a little Fancy Feast on his fur, and well, you know me, I am not about to let Fancy Feast go to waste! It's not my fault he's a messy eater. I swear, there was no kitty kissing involved!
But as for brothers, he is pretty ok. He respects my place on the bed and doesn't try to head bop me (unlike certain black and white cats I am forced to deal with). And even though there are now 3 cats in the house, my food supply hasn't diminished, so I guess it is all going ok. Just as long as everyone keeps knowing how the queen is. MOL, it's ME!
August 1st 2012 10:17 pm
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So, on Monday, my girl moved back home. And she brought her dog Whitley. But she also bought another cat! So this is this Charlie cat I've been hearing about. Well, so far, he is ok I guess. I hissed him a little to show him who's boss, but he seems kinda shy and scared. He pretty much sticks to her room, but has started to come out a little more.
I guess he's not too bad for another cat. At least he knows I'm boss, unlike that black and white marauder, Maurice. Charlie even let me steal his Fancy Feast, so I guess if I have to have another brother, he is an ok one to have. Tonight I slept on my girl's bed next to him for about an hour. But when he woke up, he freaked out at me being there and had to do a little growl and run away! MOL!!! Goofy boys!
July 4th 2012 5:25 pm
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Hope everycat is having a happy 4th of July! It has been hot here. One of our air conditioners (we have one on each side of the house) went out last night, so it has been warm inside too! I don't mind the heat too much, but the humans don't seem to like it too much.
I'm still being a lap kitty. I'm always sitting in someone's lap now, my momma says it's like I've had a personality change. Hey, it just took me 19 years to discover how much I like laps. Plus, you get more pets when you are sitting in a lap.
I've been putting up with Maurice the Crazy Cat ok. Most the time he pretty much leaves me alone, but sometimes he just starts acting insane. Last night he had to be locked up in his room because he was being such a crazy. And that new brother Charlie is supposed to come here at the end of this month. I think I'm gonna be overrun with boycats, I just hope this one isn't quite as rambunctious. I'll guess I'll find out soon enough!
Hope everycat has a pawsome 4th!