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Happy Eighth Birthday Whitley!

September 12th 2010 1:20 pm
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Today is my dog buddy's eighth birthday. Happy birthday Whitley!! Hope you have a great day!

And my meow has returned full force. It is back to being loud and proud. MEOW!!


The Disappearing Act

September 3rd 2010 8:13 pm
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Everyone seems to be disappearing lately! The two girls are gone and so is Whitley and Maurice.

At least my meow isn't disappearing anymore. I was worried with everything leaving that it would decide to leave again too. It is still a little funny sounding, but at least I am meowing loud again. I have to remind those humans to feed me my Fancy Feast, and it is more important to have a loud meow since my supply of human servers has been cut in half!

Today I was trying to go in the youngest girl's room where she kept Maurice. I'm not supposed to go in there do the fact it smells like Maurice, and well, let's just say I'd like to make it really smell like Jezebel. I don't see what the problem is. I mean, he's gone, so why can't it smell like me??? Those people are crazy!


A barf barf here, a barf barf there

August 23rd 2010 7:41 pm
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I've been a little barfy today - one barf last night and one barf this morning. It is no fun! Right after I barfed, I ran over to the table and tried to get more Fancy Feast again. The humans told me "no way Jez." But I was hungry, I mean after all my stomach was empty. MOL MOL. I've been pretty good since my morning barf - hope it stays away for good. Then they'll have no excuse not to feed me when I meow for it.

And my meow is almost back to normal now that I have no one to hiss at. Hissing at dogs just isn't the same as hissing at Maurice.


He's Gone!

August 17th 2010 10:47 pm
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Maurice is gone. I don't know where he went, but I know he disappeared with the youngest girl to college, kinda like when Whitley the dog disappears with the oldest girl. I'm just glad he didn't disappear with my Fancy Feast!

My meow is returning a lot since I have no one to hiss at anymore. But I heard he is supposed to come to visit and stuff, so maybe I will have to practice hissing so I can do it without ruining my meow.


Naughty Girl

August 9th 2010 8:34 pm
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Sometimes I can be a naughty girl. I was a naught girl this week when I decided to do one of my "worst" habits - spraying. I have been known to spray before, so every human around here was kinda surprised that I hadn't sprayed when Maurice showed up. Well, I broke my good record when I decided to spray a pair of shorts and some laundry. I don't see why they blame ME, Maurice was the one who used MY litterbox? How am I supposed to use it after that, even if it has been cleaned??? So now, some more doors around here are being closed so I can't go make them smell like Jezebel. I personally think this stinks, and not the kinda stink I want!


The Return of The Meow

August 6th 2010 10:00 am
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As I wrote about in my last entry, my meow was disappearing. It started sounding like a funny quack instead of my normal super-loud meow. Then for a couple days it was completely gone. I would open my mouth to meow but no noise would come out. It was so humiliating! I'm normally a VERY loud cat - I have a Siamese-like meow and I sure do like using it. So not being able to meow was horrible. But somehow, those people did remember to feed me anyway. But then my meow started coming back, quiet at first but it is getting louder and more back to normal now. I am so happy to have my MEOW back!!

We had a visitor this week, it really wasn't all that interesting to me. Except that while the human guy's mother was here, I was not allowed to eat my Fancy Feast on the table. That was annoying, but the humans sat with me while I ate to make sure no dogs stole it. Now I can get back on the table - hee hee!


I Lost My Voice!

August 1st 2010 9:18 pm
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I've lost my voice! I don't know where it's gone, but it isn't where it is supposed to be. I usually have a very loud meow - it works real well for getting the humans to hand out the Fancy Feast. But my meows have been sounding like a duck was quacking or something. Since this is so humiliating I haven't been meowing much today. I really hope my meows get back to normal, a Queen Cat can't be seen quacking for her dinner. The humans are thinking maybe I strained my meower by hissing since I seemed to have a hard time doing it. So I haven't hissed today. I wonder if Maurice stole my meower. He's been trying to steal everyone's food. MOL MOL!


Nap, Interrupted

July 30th 2010 8:08 pm
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Recently I've been having my naps interrupted. I don't mind the nap interruptions when they involve foods or pets. But lately a little black and white kitty has been bonking me on the head while I'm asleep in my cat bed. I think he wants to play or something but I just look at him like "why is the common plebeian cat messing with me, Queen Jezebel???" It usually makes him back off, I haven't had to resort to hissing very much. Maurice, you are really not TOO bad, but let a seventeen year old sleepy cat have her beauty rest!


I've been tagged

July 24th 2010 9:58 am
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by my friends Aggie and Sigmond to play this new game. Thanks!

1. Do you ever wake your parent up in the night?
Sometimes I will meow for more food if I am hungry.

2. Do you ever tear up things?
No, I'm actually pretty good on that front. I haven't shredded any furniture or anything, but I have destroyed things in other, stinkier way.

3. What is your favorite treat?
I LOVE chicken livers! I also like all my Pounce and Whiskers Lickens treats.

4. Can you fetch something when asked to do so?
Do I look like a dog to you? That is why the humans keep those around? MOL!

5. Have you ever lived any place other than where you live now?
When I was little I lived at a shelter. Then I lived with my family in San Antonio, Simi Valley and Thousand Oaks, California, then we lived at another house here in Plano.

I'm going to tag:
Kaci Sunshine


Congrats Finley!!

July 21st 2010 10:24 am
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Congrats to one of my doggie BFFs, Finley, who is a Daily Diary Pick on Dogster! She is a dog, but she is a pretty good one - warm to snuggle in the winter and she let me steal her dog bed and turn it into a cat bed. Congrats!

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