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I Try Being Good

January 8th 2011 10:09 pm
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I have been being a pretty stinky girl since Maurice has been here. But what do those people expect, that head-bopper is invading my space! So I sprayed the Christmas tree skirt. After Christmas, I love getting under the tree and sleeping. I saw Maurice looking at that tree, and I did not want him to get my spot. So I sprayed it. Then I didn't want to sleep there either and the humans were pretty upset at me.

So today was a good cat. I peed and pooped in my litter box! No poops outside the box for me today. For some reason, that Maurice had to climb in my box and cover up my poop. I guess he doesn't like the smell of Eau de Jezebel. This being good thing has its perks, the people seem much happier with me. I may have to give it a try for a while.

 

A Meowy Christmas

December 28th 2010 3:22 pm
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I had a very meowy Christmas. I guess all those rumors about a naughty list are wrong, because I got a new Christmas wand toy and two bags of kitty treats. So either Santa is forgiving, or completely out of the loop, but they are mine now. Hee hee! I'm still being naughty too - lotsa spraying. The humans are going to try switching me back to clay litter to see if that was what was causing it, but I have always been a sprayer so I don't know. And they did let that Maurice cat right in the middle of their bed to sleep, how did they expect me to react??

Right now I am sleeping on the ottoman and watching all the Christmas tree lights. Hope all you kitties had a meowy Christmas too!

 

Meowy Christmas!

December 24th 2010 4:23 pm
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Meowy Christmas to all my friends! I hope Santa Paws forgets about all the spraying and brings me some presents. Hmm, maybe this bad cat thing isn't such a good idea. Ok, who am I kidding, it is the BEST idea especially since I think Santa is a softie and will bring me, the Christmas Queen, presents anyways.

I've been having lots of fun. I've even been playing with Maurice. But shhh - keep that one secret. I don't want word to get out I actually like him. He is getting so HUGE - he is already much bigger than me. It seems like he gets bigger everyday, must be all the Fancy Feast he is munching on. But I'm still getting mine, so it is ok.

Have a purry meowy Christmas pals!

 

Ring of Pee (a new song by Jezebel)

December 20th 2010 1:04 pm
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Piss is a stinky thing
And it makes a smelly ring
'Round the humans' bed
It'll make them wish they were dead

I created a stinking ring of pee
I went spray, spray, spray
And the room smelled like me
And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee

I created a stinking ring of pee
I went spray, spray, spray
And the room smelled like me
And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee

The smell of pee is strong
People say that it is wrong
I broke the rules and laws
And now mom's telling Santa Paws

I created a stinking ring of pee
I went spray, spray, spray
And the room smelled like me
And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee

I created a stinking ring of pee
I went spray, spray, spray
And the room smelled like me
And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee

And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee
The ring of pee
The ring of pee
And it stinks

 

He's Back

December 15th 2010 7:05 pm
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Maurice is back. And he is getting HUGE!! I think he is gonna be bigger than those dogs. If only I could get him to stop bopping me on the head for no good reason. It is really annoying when you are trying to take a snooze and you get woken up with a big bop on the head. And of course he is being Mr. Hissy and I tried to hiss back - it didn't really work to well. I'm not an experienced hisser - does anycat have some advice for me? And I saw my momma working on getting the oldest girl's room all ready too so I think she and her dog Whitley will be home soon. Maybe that will give Maurice someone to play with because seems obsessed with him. She follows him around and stares at him and just loves him like crazy. Me and her have always gotten along pretty well, but she is obsessed with Maurice. I think he should try bopping her on the head instead of me - she'd probably like it!

Oh, and Finley is a DDP over on Dogster. Congrats!

 

Playing with the Pup

December 10th 2010 12:37 pm
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Last night I had lots of fun playing with Finley. She had come in from the cold wanting to play. And I wanted to play this time instead of giving her my usual "bug off crazy dog" look. I was chasing her all of the place and swatting her on her butt. Then we would run all over the place. I was having fun beating her up. And I definitely kicked her butt, that's what she gets for starting stuff with me!! MOL!!

Finley is Diary of the Day over on Dogster. I guess they let anyone win over there - MOL! But seriously, congrats Finn!

 

Christmas and My New Favorite Nap Spot

December 6th 2010 7:27 pm
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Every December I have a new favorite nap spot - right under the Christmas tree. A couple of days ago my momma was looking for me - she said "where's Jezebel" because I am usually on an ottoman, in the kitchen meowing for more Fancy Feast, or following her around. And there I was - curled up on the Christmas tree skirt. I think it is a pretty good spot - after all the people only put nice presents under the tree - and I am just as valuable and nice as a present! And I've been under there three nights in a row. It is my favorite spot - I guess I am just a Christmasy kitty.

One year I tried to climb the tree, which resulted in a tree crash and a few broken ornaments. But I think I learned my lesson (those indoor trees MOVE and are NOT stable) so I haven't done so again. But I do love napping under the tree.

 

Happy Thanksgiving

November 25th 2010 11:20 am
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Happy Thanksgiving Catster pals. I have a lot to be thankful for this year.

1. Fancy Feast.
2. Extra pets and attention that I get when everyone is home.
3. That those dogs are obsessed with following Maurice around and not me.
4. Fancy Feast.
5. Those new ottomans that are the best to lay on.
6. The cat bed that used to be a dog bed.
7. That Maurice doesn't understand the deliciousness of chicken liver and prefers to eat cellophane.
8. Fancy Feast.
9. Sun spots.
10. Extra treats.
11. Fancy Feast.

Hopefully I'll have some turkey to be thankful for later too! Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

 

MOLing at Maurice

November 24th 2010 3:33 pm
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Sometimes I feel a little sorry for Maurice. Those dogs are obsessed with him! They follow him, stare at him, it is just non-stop doggie attention. They pretty much leave me alone except for when we play - I guess I am old news. Anyways, they are obsessed with him and it is funny. I've just been sitting on my ottoman watching all of it. He still hisses some, but I gave up hissing at him when I realized I lose my meowin' for food voice. He is bigger than me too! I'm not sure how I feel about that one, but at least he hasn't been bopping me on the head.

And P.S. - I don't think Maurice is too smart. He passed up chicken liver which means I got ALL of it!! Hee hee!! He prefers to eat cellophane which he threw up. He can have that, I'll take the livers.

 

They're coming!

November 22nd 2010 7:33 pm
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My girls are coming home tomorrow! I'm so happy - all those extra pets and extra people around to feed me my Fancy Feast. They are bringing home Whitley the dog and Maurice. I'm still not sure how I feel about Maurice, I heard he keeps getting bigger and bigger. I don't know about that one - I just hope he has learned not to bop me on my head when I'm sleeping. Anyways, I'm sure I'll have fun. But Maurice better not try to steal my food either. I don't want to have to hiss and lose my "meowing for food" voice.

 
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