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Being Good?

April 3rd 2011 7:24 pm
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Yeah, that's me. I've been pretty good this weekend - no more escape attempts and I only peed in my box. And I ate plenty of Fancy Feast, so I was one happy kitty. I was so good I even meowed when called, usually I just sit there silently and make the humans come find me. Nothing all that exciting has been going on with me - although there was some excitement in the bathroom today that involved lots and lots of spewing water and about 15 beach towels! I'm glad I wasn't a part of that, I have no interest in getting wet. Now I'm asleep on my ottoman in a nice warm ball. Hope every kitty had a nice spring weekend!


The Not-So-Great Escape

March 26th 2011 10:11 pm
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It was a beautiful and warm March day here in Texas. And the wind was blowing and my mom had left the front door unlocked. And when it blew open, out I went. It was so nice to be outside. I was planning on getting one of those birdies I'd been watching through the window. I was once an Expert Huntress Bird Killer and Decapitator and I'm pretty sure I could still do it. But I didn't get the chance! Mom noticed the open door, then ran looking for me. And that dog, Finley, finked me out by coming right towards me! What a little weasel! After I let her share my ottoman, this is how she treats me!! I was sitting right there in the flower bed, and I had to go back inside. I heard some talk about coyotes in the neighborhood and some not-so-friendly dogs and people who drive like maniacs. I'm sad I missed out on killing a birdie, guess I'll have to just dream about it unless the wind blows the door open again.


Quiet Again

March 23rd 2011 10:08 pm
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It's so quiet around here again. Both the girls left with Whitley and Maurice. Now I don't get to pretend someone else is eating my Fancy Feast so I can get more. Hey, I think I finally figured out what that giant black and white cat is good for! MOL! Anyways, I've been taking lots of nice long naps on the ottoman and other important things like that. There have been a few messes, but hey, what do they expect? Hope all you kitties are doing well.


I'm the Good Cat?!?!?

March 16th 2011 8:10 pm
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Maurice has sure been on a roll this Spring Break. He did a ginormous poopy mess in the oldest girl's papasan chair. Now, don't get me wrong, that chair is great for spraying, but ginormous poopy messes?? I mean, it must have taken cans and cans off Fancy Feast to get that thing. And he also scratched the oldest girl on the face right by the eye when she picked him up. So I am being the good cat. MOL! That Maurice, he sure likes to snatch everything, even my title of BAD CAT. But I think I'll let him keep that one for a little while. MOL!!

Very sad news today about Marrakech and Hazel Lucy. I will miss both these beautiful girls a lot.


That Wasn't Me!

March 13th 2011 12:04 am
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Maurice is home for the week. So far we have been getting along pretty good, only a few little hissings. The humans even thought they caught me playing with him. That wasn't me! It was an imposter Jezebel who snuck into the house. I mean, do they really think that I, an almost 18-year dignified Queen Cat would be caught playing with that one year old goofy kitten?? Apparently they do. And I'm just gonna let you in on a little secret, he really isn't that bad. But I have to keep up appearances!


Mardi Gras!

March 7th 2011 10:17 pm
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Happy Mardi Gras everycat! I hope you have a purrtastic day - be sure to snag some of that yummy food if your humans have some.

I was just meowing for some more Fancy Feast and my mom said "look, there's some good kitty food already there. Good kitty food for the good kitty." I stared at here - I just wanted to know who this good kitty is and WHY my humans were feeding her. MOL MOL! But then my mom said, "oh that's right, you're the bad kitty." That's right - BAD to the bone! MOL MOL! And she just told me she was proud of me for pooping in my box and to keep up the good work. Whatever. She is so weird. I was in there peeing, and well, I decided to poop in there too. Sometimes the littlest things make these people happy. So maybe that's why I've been a good kitty.

My oldest girl did a painting of a cat inspired by ME. It is a stylized pop art kind of cat. It isn't as beautiful as yours truly, but nothing in this world is. I'm looking forward to seeing her this week when she comes home. She can give me more pets and extra Fancy Feast. Here's the painting.

Cat painting


Some humans are easily pleased . . .

February 26th 2011 1:03 am
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Sometimes I really wonder about the humans around here. Like today when I did my poopin' in the litter box. She was so happy. Like I had presented her with a lifetime of unlimited Fancy Feast or something. Like it was nothing I hadn't done thousands of times before. Ok, maybe lately I've been preferring outside the box, but really. It was all kind of amusing. I guess occasionally being a good cat is fun too, it sure confuses the people! Although I heard something about how I still wasn't burying it and boy, did it stink. Well, what did she expect? I don't see non-stop Fancy Feast delivery around here yet! Hee hee!!!



February 21st 2011 10:40 pm
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I am a cat who knows what to do. See, one of my human servants left me last week to go see one of the younger human girl servants in college. This was not acceptable. I mean I love my human man servant too, but he is not home enough to feed me Fancy Feast whenever I meow for it. And since I am a royal Queen, I need to have my Fancy Feast right when I want it! So I made the living room have a special smell of Eau de Jezebel. I didn't spray this time, I just peed a few places and the human man couldn't figure out where to clean since his sniffer is not so good.

I know some will say making the living room smell like a litter box wouldn't be the best way to make the humans want to stay home, but I think I got my message across. In between all the cleaning up today, I did get plenty of Fancy Feast!


Happy Valentine's Day!

February 14th 2011 8:53 pm
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Happy Valentine's Day! Hope you had a wonderful day filled with pets and scritches, napping in sunspots, playing with toys, and lots of Fancy Feast! I had a pretty good day. Things could always be a little better, I did get closed out of the bathroom today. I waited right outside the door and meowed the whole time - hee hee! And I really didn't get enough Fancy Feast, but I think I did pretty good. Purrs, headbonks, and sandpaper kitty kisses to you!



February 11th 2011 5:46 pm
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Me??? Demanding momma? I don't think so. I think I am just a poor innocent STARVING kitty who just wants a little bit of Fancy Feast. I know I had some five minutes ago, but really, what else are you doing. Whatever it is, it doesn't look that important to me. I know something much more important, and it involves following me to the kitchen to get me some Fancy Feast. I know my meows are loud, I have worked for almost 18 years perfecting them into a perfect "NOW!" Do you understand what that means?? "NOW!" means feed me Fancy Feast now. Do you understand yet?

Humans! Really, besides opposable thumbs, pets, and scritches I'm not to sure what they're good for!

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