Timo's Tall Tales

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Master Chef

August 16th 2011 9:11 pm
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We all watched Master Chef tonight. Mietzi on the back of the couch. Mom on the couch and I on the cat tree. It was the final. Oh the suspence. Jennifer or Adrien. Quail or short ribs. Scallops or Prawns. Prawns are like shrimp I think. I don't know. I never had them. OK, the short ribs were too spicey for my taste, I would have liked the scallops raw and why did she stuff the quail with vegetables? Not necessary. But overall it was a good show. It made my mouth water. If Mom could only cook like that. Yeah right. Keep dreaming Timo.

NEXT season I'll apply to be one of the Judges on Master Chef. Yep. Gordon Ramsey and Timo. I'll get to taste all the dishes and give them one to four paws.

Good night. I'll go dream of quail now.


Hamsters are on sale

August 13th 2011 4:53 pm
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Hamsters are the pet of the month at the petstore. 15 purrcent off and members save another 2 purrcent. I wonder if they are tasty. Do they taste like ham?


testing, testing 1 2 3

August 8th 2011 8:13 pm
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can you hear me now?
how about now?


No more squeaky doors

August 5th 2011 11:39 am
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"Some trust in chariots, and some in horses;
but we will remember the name of the Lord our God."

That's from a big book that Mom is reading and I kinda like it. Just can't trust them horses and the chariots can break too.
It's in Psalm 20. A Psalm is like a poem or a song says Mom.

I like the rain too that we had today. Rain makes the grass grow and I like to eat grass.

Mom oiled the hinges of our inside doors. They used to go Eeeeee, Eeeeee. Now they are quiet and don't wake me up any more. Mom is glad that she accomplished something during her time off. She also planted new flowers on the patio. The old one were all dried out from the hot weather. And she got two plants for inside the house. And she bought a new rubber thingy that goes under the garage door. You know, that part that keeps the dirt out. The old one had fallen off. She didn't install this one yet. Maybe tomorrow.

Time for a nap now and then maybe I'll go out and eat some grass. Happy Friday to everycat.


It's my Birthday. ha ha, really?

August 3rd 2011 4:25 pm
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Whoo Hoo, it seems today is my Birthday. I got an email from the good people at Petsmart wishing me a happy birthday and, here is the best part, there is a coupon for me to come to the store and pick out a free toy! Wow. I also have to buy something for ten bucks but that's not a problem. We buy lots of stuff there anyway.

My Catster page says April 6th is my birthday. Is it today or April 6th? Mom says April 6th is right. That's not my real birthday either. It's what my adoption papers say and that's what Mom went with. I was too little to remember the day of my birth. So why do the Petsmart people think today is my birthday? Mom had some problem getting their site to work right and she remembers speaking to a nice man on the telephone and I think he asked when her cat's birthday is. So Mom just said August 3rd. She couldn't remember exactly. April 6, August 3, yes Mom - you got it almost right. Mom, how could you not remember your Timo Junge's birthday?

Anyway, I think I'll just leave my Petsmart birthday on this day. So I'll get to celebrate twice. Happy 8 years, 3 month, 27 days birthday to me.

No gifts please. I'll get my gift from Petsmart.
Birthday Junge Timo

Purr Script: Junge is the German word for boy


Wally World is all out of Poopie Bags

July 22nd 2011 7:47 pm
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Tonight Mom went to Wally World to buy some essentials. Bread and ice cream for her, poopie bags for us. Sorry, says Mom, Wally World was all out of poopie bags. What to do?

What are poopie bags? Well, when we make a poopie or pee in the box, Mom puts it in a paper bag and takes it away. It says "lunch bags" on the package. Which makes me wonder if some creatures like the contents of our poopie bags for lunch?

So we were all out. Not one single poopie bag left in the house. I asked Mom what are we supposed to do now? Hold it? I'm a very regular guy and I like to go around 5:30 in the morning, just in time to wake up Mom. Mom said not to panic. We can still go. Mom picked up some plastic sandwich bags for a dollar. Sandwich bags, eh? Which makes me wonder...... could somebody really be making sandwiches with what I leave in the box at 5:30 in the morning? I've heard dogs have a strange taste.

Happy that I can "go" tomorrow morning,


The Caucasus or the Caucus

June 28th 2011 6:22 pm
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A lot of politicians are visiting Iowa now. President Obama is here today and Michele Bachman was here. Sarah Palin is in Pella with the Dutch people. Pella is a town where lots of Dutch settled. They have windmills and tulips and neat buildings. They run around in wooden shoes (that could hurt if they step on my toes).

Mom says it has something to do with the Caucus, or was it Caucasus? It must be Caucasus. That makes much more sense. I looked it up on the purrnet, I do that when I don't know something. The Caucasus is a region in Eastern Europe. It's south of Russia and East of Turkey. Wedged in betwix the Black Sea (I wonder if the water is really black) and the Caspian Sea. Georgia is in the Caucasus. Funny, I always thought Georgia was in the U.S. of A.

Welcome to beautiful Iowa all you politicians from the Caucasus. I haven't seen President Obama yet. He is visiting the other end of the State. Mom says I could possibly see him soon because we live close to Capital City and he usually comes to Capital City once in a while.

Timo Junge


Are you playing guitar?

June 9th 2011 5:14 pm
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Are you cats playing guitar? There is a guitar at google.com that you can actually play today. You just catch a mouse and move your mousie over it. It’s in honor of this guitar dude Les Paul. I’ve been practicing. You can even record what you play. Just click that black box that looks like a key hole. It’s FUN. I think I’m ready to record an album. Cat Music and Cat Tales with Timo. Oh yeah.

Hey, the Catster tech cat wrote me back on Sunday (yup, he was working Sunday) about that annoying Apache that had gotten into my puter, and the Red Hat club too. He was working on it very hard on Sunday and he confirmed that everything still posted, it was just like - annoying. So then yesterday he wrote again that the Apaches and Red Hat peoples had all been evicted and everything is working like it should again. We might need to give ourselves a treat to refresh the page, so then all will be well again. I think Newman and his law batch might have helped with the Apache.

Those might not have been his exact words but that’s the meaning of it. So I’ve been standing in front of the treat jar but I can’t get the lid off. Mom, the tech cat said I need to give myself a treat.

Have fun playing that guitar. Rock on,


There is a Native American in our puter

June 4th 2011 4:36 am
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Do you get this? Mietzi posted a comment in a friend's diary and it posted, but also this below appeared on the screen. The Mietz was logged in. Since I'm the tech expert in the house, Mietzi asked if I know what that means. It looks like there is a Native American from the Apache tribe in our puter and the Red Hat society has also taken up residence. Our puter has been running slow as a snail lately. Mom thinks she needs to add a Ram too it. I don't see how having a Ram sit on our puter would help. I'm also gonna tell Catster tech cat. This is beyond my expurrtise.

Happy computing everycat,

Authorization Required
This server could not verify that you are authorized to access the document requested. Either you supplied the wrong credentials (e.g., bad password), or your browser doesn't understand how to supply the credentials required.

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Apache/2.0.52 (Red Hat) Server at tools01.dogster.com Port 80
Authorization Required
This server could not verify that you are authorized to access the document requested. Either you supplied the wrong credentials (e.g., bad password), or your browser doesn't understand how to supply the credentials required.

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Apache/2.0.52 (Red Hat) Server at tools01.catster.com Port 80


Happy Mother's Day - More Beautiful You

May 7th 2011 8:39 pm
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Happy Mother’s Day, dear Mom. I love you. Thank you for picking me in the shelter. I'll never forget the day you picked me up. Happy Mother’s Day also to ALL the Mom’s out there. You rock.

Here is something that is dear to my heart. We just love that first song on my playlist “More Beautiful You” from Jonny Diaz because it’s so true. I copied some of the lyrics below. Please tell a girl or woman in your life this Mother’s Day, that she is beautiful just the way she is. Let’s stop believing the lies of advertisers who want women to look a certain way. Beauty is within your heart! You’re perfect just the way you are.

Happy Mom’s Day also to my furr-Mom. Love you. I think you’re just a few years older than I. So wherever you are, I hope you’re fine. Thanks for all you taught me about finding a good human and about mousies and things.

More Beautiful You – Jonny Diaz

Little Girl 14 flipping through a magazine.
Says she wants to look that way.
But her hair isn’t straight
her body isn’t fake
And she’s always felt overweight.

Well little girl 14 I wish that you could see
That beauty is within your heart.
And you were made with such care,
your skin, your body and your hair
are perfect just the way they are.

There could never be a more beautiful you!
Don’t buy the lies, disguises and hoops
they make you jump through.
You were made to fill a purpose
that only you could do.
So there could never be a more beautiful you.

Little girl 21, the things that you’ve already done
anything to get ahead.
And you say you’ve got a man
but he’s got another plan
Only wants what you will do instead

Well little girl 21, you never thought that this would come.
You starve yourself to play the part.
But I can promise you there’s a man who’s love is true.
And he’ll treat you like the jewel you are.

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