Up for adoption!!

:( You will never believe what mommy did to me!!

So today she got up at 5am to show support for daddy's cycling race. She used the guest bathroom around midnight and noticed we were out of TP so she went and got some. She then shut the door and went to bed.

5 am she wakes up and by 6 am they're off to the race. Daddy got #12 out of #50 and then they went and got lunch and drove an hour back home. They got home around noon.

Mom was tired and went upstairs to take a nap and heard ME CRYING!! "MEOWWWWWWW, MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" She was looking for me and found me in the guest bathroom!!

I WAS STUCK IN THERE FOR 12 HOURS!! Please someone adopt me and give me a proper home!! HMPH!!! When she found me she was all, "Ooooooooo Porkers!! Who left you in here?!?!" I ran away from her! I WAS MAD!! A few minutes later I ran upstairs and used the box. Geeze mom!!

I'm up for adoption!! Contact ME not my mom for further instructions!!

Strolling with Lambie and CRANKY TISKI!!!!

First off, Tiski is... GROUNDED!! More on that in a bit.

So mom and dad have been busy planting two Crepe Mertyle trees and then mom made dinner while Dad mowed. They finally got a breather and decided to take me and Tiski strolling.

I always sit in the front with Lambie! ALWAYS! Tiski, the moment he joined me and Lambie was HISSING! GROWLING!!! So mom and dad tried strolling two blocks. Saw a neighbor and they were talking (mom's never met the wife) and she has 5 cats. But wouldn't you know it? Tiski was all CRANKY!!! Mom said he is GROUNDED!

It gets worse! The moment we got into our garage, dad shut it and let Tiski out. Tiski HISSED, GROWLED, SPAT at daddy! And then when he was inside he smacked Hondo, smacked Boogie!!!

Mom felt bad for me so I went with Fido after.

SHEESH!! Jealous of me and Lambie much?!?!

I'm going???

WHAT?!?

So mom told me she had a weird dream and woke up and was thankful it was a dream! She had a dream I was wanting to live with the lady who bred me almost 4 years ago. Apparently mom was upset but "I" was just going to stay with her for a while. NO idea why, but I wanted to!

Mom said I shouldn't get ideas!

Mom said I'm STUCK with her and daddy no matter what "I" want!

Meanwhile not much is new here. I'm still picking on the big boys as I KNOW I'm alpha, even though the others say else wise. I still like to sit in the litter box just to gross mom out :) Yup, I'm a paw-full!!!

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'!!!

So I've mentioned before that I have (in the past) sat in the litter box. The last time I did this was when I first came home and when we were moving and my parents had packed the robots away.

So now that we have 1 robot, 2 GIGANTIC regular boxes to accommodate Hondo's behavior, I use the GIGANTIC box.

Today I got busted... Busted for...

ROLLIN' IN THE LITTER BOX on my back!! Imagine it, me rollin' like I had flees or something all over me... ROLLIN'!!! ROLLIN'. Don't fret, the boxes were scooped clean but Grandpaw of ALL PEOPLE ratted me out!! Mom heard him say, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" and mom was informed of said behavior!!!

I didn't want to leave but Grandpaw had to take me by my scruff and pull me out!! He's a party pooper!

Dreamboat #71f!!!

Saving the best for last... I complete the family of Dreamboats as I am #71f!!! F is for Fantastic!!! Wait until I tell Grandpaw!!

That Samoa is one smart cookie for noticing how smart and how I'm a gifted Kneader!! I still knead with my head down as I'm very focused!

You can read about my entire family of Dreamboats *HERE* !! I'm also very suave as I have a goatee!! It's not a normal trait for a bi-color Raggie, but it's what made mom fall in love with me :) Plus I have the bluest eyes in the family, more than Dad's too!!

I gotta check out the group which is an exclusive group for Dreamboats :) Ok, my head is getting big!!! MOL!! Thanks so much Samoa!!!

Vet Visit!

Oh it was TERRIBLE!!! Boogie, Fido and I went to the vet. Fido and I both got the 1 year ray-bee shot, but that wasn't the BAD PART!

BAD PART was that grandpaw was NO WHERE in sight!! AND! AND!! When I left my crate, I hurdled in a ball in the corner of the vet room. I was scared!!

The vet said I was handsome and a tiny fellow and was all "fluff". I'm still 10.5 pounds of handsome :)

Fido posted a picture and you can see me looking up and taking in the new environment. Boogie was in mom's lap (of course) most of the time, such a BIG cat the vet Dr. Welch said MOL!! He's a cat guy and the other guy we see, Dr. Cather, went to the same vet school as Tiskers' Cardiologist! We like our new vet office. Mom said next time we go she'll be sure to take pics of our vet :)

Clean up on isle...

So I'm still all about grandpaw, especially when he takes his slippers off and rubs his feet (there's socks on them as I attack feet MOL!) on my belly and back :)

But one thing I let grandpaw do (and mom is VERY grateful) is I let him snip furrr off on my back end when a cling-on sticks to my furrr!!! Mom and dad have tried to hold me, but I squirm.

You see, I want grandpaw to enjoy this special moment. Mom again thinks it's funny and is forever grateful that she doesn't have to do this :)

Catmas is coming EARLY in our house!

So daddy works the 23rd (Boogie's bday too), 24, and 25 and won't be home until 8am the 26th, so we're celebrating Catmas early!

TONS of food planned and we get to open gifts that night too! I can't wait!

Why??????

'Cause I have been a GOOD cat all year! Yup! Those small occurrences of me picking on the others was TOTALLY THEIR fault, I was in the wrong place and the RIGHT time...

Anyway, today we all received a Catmas package from my twin brothers' litter mate's family! Hondo wrote all about it so read his diary!

December!

So it's officially December 1st! I've been telling Fido and Mittens what to give their wife's for Catmas as Hondo has been surfing and shopping. I'm a divo in training???

I hope we have snow this Catmas, but I think last year was the first time mom saw snow on Catmas since she moved to VA almost 9 years ago!

Stinky dog wants snow too 'cause he's stinky that's why... Oh Tiskers SMACKED him 3x fast, bam bam bam!! Dog was all up in Tiskers' face wanting to jump on the ottoman that Tiskers was on. Naturally Tiskers said, "NO!" and bam bam bam happened! Dog gets so embarrassed when he gets beat up MOL!

Me and Buckbeak!

Oh yes, I have won the trust of Buckbeak! You know, the bird/horse/eagle thing from HP book 3??

Pansy has created yet another pawsome page for me!!! It's when Harry has to win the trust of Buckbeak before he can pet him and ride him!

Naturally I'm alpha cat (in my mind) so I said, "Yo, Buckbeak, you let me on your back so we can find Pansy a zit remedy stat" and he gladly obliged!