July 13th 2011 12:05 pm
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Dang, I just found out from my pal, Monster, that my interview with his Mom got cut from the article she was writing.
She must have forgotten to show the editor my picture because it is hard to believe I could get cut after seeing my cuteness (as the MRS. would say)!
Maybe they realized all my pawsome life experiences needed a separate article. Yeah, that must be it! So, I guess I'll wait around and the next time they interview me, I'll be talking with a cowboy slang.
I'm wearing my big-boy collar, and I really like it! The first couple of minutes I fought it like a madman, but now I think it makes me look important. I got tags! One tag is a green clover with my name on it and the MRS.'s phone number. Then I have a rabies tag, and I also have a yellow house tag with my chip number on it.
I don't plan to get lost on my way to Arizona, but just in case, I'm full of identification! My pals, Nikko and Scooter, are going to lead us through New Mexico!
We're also practicing staying in a hotel room together. All of us, except Samoa, stayed locked in the bedroom with the MRS. and the DD last night. I only got yelled at twice when I attacked the mini-blinds. I wonder if the hotel room will have mini-blinds?
It is gonna be a trip to remember . . . . . .
July 12th 2011 7:02 pm
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I was chillaxin on Catster and looking at the ads, and at the top was an ad with a lady laying down and staring at me. At first I thought she might be sick, but then I read the words that said, Attract a Hot Russian Wife - Spice Up Your Life!
I'm glad I can't date until I'm 21!
July 7th 2011 5:49 pm
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Guess what? Our big move to Arizona is two weeks from today!. Yep, we leave for cowboy country on July 21st!
We're gonna take the four day scenic route cause the MRS. and the DD know we're gonna be good in the car! We'll only be driving 8 or 9 hours a day, and then we get to stay in hotels each night. I've never stayed in a hotel, but it sure sounds like fun!
And guess what the bestest news is of all? I'll have my 3rd birthday in Arizona - the first full day we are there! I'll be a cowboy for my birthday!
Isn't that pawsome?
June 23rd 2011 4:36 pm
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I'm back from getting my chip! I made the MRS. show me her cowgirl skills when she tried to put me in the carrier. It took her two tries - kind of like when cowboys catch rabbits - they are slippery dudes!
Violet and I cried on the way to the vet place. I've only been out of the house a couple of times, so the MRS. got sad when she heard my pitiful cries. She started singing to us and the lyrics were something like, how am I going to do this for three days . . . .
Mary, our vet tech, got us in the room, and they decided to take care of me first. Some boy who is learning how to be a vet tech was with her. I told him I was learning how to be a cowboy, and I needed them to put a cowboy chip in me. I asked him if he had a vet tech chip in him, but he didn't answer me. The MRS. said to be careful when they opened the carrier because she thought for sure I would bolt out of it. Mary told her I was really good, and I came back in the room, and then it was Violet's turn.
The vet tech wanna be got to listen to Violet's heart, and then he stuck the temperature thingy up his butt. Oh, I forgot the best part - we brought poopie with us for them to look at! They said to bring it in so they must collect it. They said it didn't matter who made the poopie, but we think Violet made the poopie we brought.
Guess what the vet lady said? Violet's poopie has roundworms in it! Isn't that cool? We all had to get medicine on our backs to get rid of the wormies in case we all have wormies. We don't know how those wormies got in Violet because we don't have houseplants, and we stay inside. Violet also had junk in his ears, so he is gonna have eardrops for about a week. I don't think Violet is cowboy material with all the problems, so it's a good idea he didn't get chipped.
A cowboy has to be good and strong in order to do cowboy stuff. Now that I'm a cowboy, lots of other cool cowboys are getting in touch with me. Sometimes cowboys are called Buckaroos.
I also found out that some cowboys carry guns. I think I'm too young to have a gun, but I'll eat cowboy stew or tell stories around the campfire. I hope cowboys brush their toofies cause I'm not gonna give that up.
June 23rd 2011 11:40 am
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Inky told me that in order to be a true Arizona cowboy, I needed a chip inside me. He is pretty worldly, so I believe stuff he tells me. He said he had a chip, and I needed one too if we were going to roam the desert on horses.
So, I'm going today to get a chip put inside me. I don't know if it is a pita chip, a potato chip, or a poker chip, but apparently it helps you turn into a cowboy.
Violet is going with me but not to get a chip. He has to get checked over to make sure he is okay to go to Arizona. He didn't get a rabies shot when he was supposed to last month because he wasn't feeling good. He said he isn't getting a chip because he will be the cowboys' cook, and will stay in the kitchen getting our food ready while we're out on the range.
Gleek isn't getting a chip because he is one slow movin' cowboy, and the MRS. and the DD could catch him if he decided to escape from the ranch.
Samoa isn't getting a chip because she is a girl and girls can't be cowboys.
I'll let you know where they put my chip after I go to the vet's office. Gleek told me to check out the two rabbits - one is black, and the other one is white. I don't think rabbits can be cowboys either . . . . .
June 6th 2011 4:49 pm
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I've had my interview with Monster's Mom. She pretty much found out that I'm in charge around here, being the H.o.H. and stuff. She asked about my book, and even sent me a hug through the phone. I'm sure she will plug my book in her article. I might have to dedicate it to her.
She asked for a pawtographed picture, but I'm just gonna pmail her one. Yep, I see fame and fortune in my future.
The MRS. talked to her too. I heard my named mentioned many times, so it shows you how important I am in this family! She said other cats were going to be interviewed too.
I didn't even have a chance to tell her that sometimes I lick the toothbrush holder, and I don't tell the DD about it. And we didn't even mention that somecat pooped on the floor this afternoon.
Dang, maybe she should call me again to get more scoop! Thanks to Monster for having his Mom call my MRS. She said the article will be out in September, so we have to wait all summer before we see it. I'll probably be a cowboy by then!
June 6th 2011 12:39 pm
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Monster's Mom is gonna call me in the next hour for my big interview. She wants to know how we all get along. And she is going to write a big article. She will probably want a picture of me to include in the article. She is famous at the Humane Society of the U.S.A., and she is going to make me famous too.
I'll let you know how it goes. I've got to go get ready!
June 2nd 2011 5:55 pm
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I guess you all know I'm back from staycation. I haven't had time to write in my diary because I've been making up lost arm-sucking time.
The non-Catster catsitter said I stayed under the sofa every time she came to the house. I hope she didn't see the rest of you under there with me. She told the MRS. she put my bowl under the sofa for me.
Guess what the DD and the MRS. brought me as a present? They visited the Grand Canyon, and I got an official law badge. I think that pretty much proves that I'm H.o.H. now. The law badge says:
I think that means I'm like Billy the Kid except I'm Newman the Kid!
This badge will really be important when I move to Arizona and have to fight bad guys. Bad guys live in the wild west. I'm going to be a real cowboy when I move.
Speaking of moving, we're having a ginormouse moving sale not this weekend, but next weekend. I've been helping with all the stuff that has been moved into the dining room. Inky and I are rubbing our catness on everything before it leaves here!
Don't forget: I fought the law, and the law won . . . . .
May 20th 2011 5:05 pm
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I just found out that the MRS. and the DD are going on vacation for a whole week. Samoa went to the spa, and Gleek is gonna be locked in a bedroom so the non-Catster catsitter can give him his medicine.
So, that means only one thing.
It's time for another party! I thought this time we would have a pool party. We don't have a pool, but if someone can figure out how to turn on the water in the bathtub, we'll use that for our pool. If we can't figure that out, then there are plenty of water bowls we can play in!
Don't forget the general rules:
1. BYOF - bring your own food if you don't like Fancy Feast. All you special eaters will have to bring your own special food.
2. We have to hide under the sofa when the non-Catster catsitter comes through the door. I don't like her to see me, so I hide for the whole week. The big bedroom door is gonna be shut, so we can't hide under the bed.
3. We'll need someone to open the bedroom door where Gleek will be - he will want to party with us. But then, we'll need someone to lock him back in the bedroom when we hear the non-Catster catsitter come through the door.
4. Don't confuse the front porch visitor with Inky. They look identical except the front porch visitor won't play with you. Inky will.
5. We can't let the raccoon in the house. If we do, then he will have to hide under the sofa with all of us, and it isn't that big of a sofa.
6. The girls can go downstairs and party in Vivien's apartment.
7. Bring your bathing suit and pool toys.
8. We need someone to take pictures.
9. I'm pretty sure we'll need a clean-up crew.
I think that is all the rules for now. They leave in the morning, so anytime after noon tomorrow is good. See you then!
April 22nd 2011 9:15 am
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OMC!!! My pal, Seybah, sent me a video link to the new super toilet that Kohler just unveiled! It's called the NUMI!
The Numi isn't cheap - $6,390! But, it is well worth the price because guess what the Numi can do?
1. It opens automatically!
2. If you're a boy, it flips up the other seat so you can do your pee wee!
3. It plays music!
4. It knows how much water to use to flush based on how big your newmies are!
5. It is really modern looking!
They need to make a NUMI litterbox! Hey, I think they stole my name and didn't even ask me about this new product!