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Back Home and LURVING IT!!

April 18th 2011 6:08 pm
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Hey furries,
I had a BLAST in Dallas TX..I went into the backyard and scared a squirrel, watched birdies, and slept in the soft grass.
My Grandmeomy looked after me and made sure I felt the LURVS!!!
What did I miss??
I know the EasterCat is coming delivieng nip and noms this Sunday. I also know that HL has a new kitteh gurl coming fur her mewomy and Sophie the goggie needs purrss and licks.
What else furs?? Any new "newmie and poopie" stories???

Missed ya!
HUGS
LURVS
PUURRSSSS
King Henry (happy in his own bed)

 

Vacum REVENGE!

April 11th 2011 6:35 pm
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Furries,

The best revenge on a new vacum is..................

HORKING BY IT!!!!!!!!!!

MOL!
Have a good week.
Hugs
Horking Hank

 

A Dyson Ball With Hisses

April 9th 2011 3:57 pm
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Furries,
What do you hissy at??
I..............
HISS
AT NEW Vacums!!!!!!!!
Meomy got me lots of good food fur me to eat then.the nerve.
Dyson vacum made fur FURS! ARRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I hissed at itLONG and HARD! The nerve...
But, I did get lots of nom noms..

Hugs
henry

 

Real women eat and Make Quiche

April 3rd 2011 4:03 pm
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Furries,
Meowmy cooked and baked today! She made quiche lorraine for dinner and so she can have leftovers fur lunch!
Let me just say I have a new LURV of bacon. It makes all the baddie stuff go faaaarrrr away..
We also got a massage then ate a pulled pork burger fur dinner yesterday. Wow? Who knew weekends could be so much fun?!
Too bad we have to laundry and dishes...I like having fun with meowmy. I like it when she's HAPPY then I'm HAPPY!!
Right furs? We like our humans relaxed,full, and sleepy. Then, the laps are wide open fur us to sleep on ALL DAY! MOL! So I took good spot napped wif her till dinner.YUMMMYYY Soulistic chicken wif pumpkin.
I wanna play squeaky mousie wif meowmy!

LIRVS
KING Henry

 

Hey Gang!

March 26th 2011 5:30 pm
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Hello Furries,
The grandpawrenst lest last weekend and meowmy is STILL
trying to catch up on her chores...
I was very good when they visited. The only funny thing I did was STAY on the old bed, when they tried to lift it up and out of the house I wouldn't let go at ALL!! They laughed vurry
hard while I slid slowly sideways to the floor.
Then whe they left I FLOJECTILED a HUGE hairball in front
of meowmy while she ate..I think I made her turn green. MOL!
Lastly I pooped and peed so DISGUSTINGLY meowmy cleaned out my litter box with soap, water, and even a little bleach.
I make good Newmies!
On a sadder note I'm still in shock over HL. She was one of my furst Catster friends and I can't belive she's gone. BUT she doesn't hurt anymore so that's some comfort.
Hugs and kiss us lots 'cause us kittehs are special right HL and Newamn?!
Must Nap on "my" new bed,
HUGS
LURVS
King Henry

 

Countdown to GrandPawrents Coming!

March 18th 2011 7:43 pm
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YAYAY
Mewomy says my grandparents her parenst are visting this weekend. She says we're getting a new bed and TV. Our old one hurts her BACK and that makes her toss and turn more. Which is BAD fur me.
I also want to thank again Finnegan the Floofy fur a GREAT ST Patrick's party that almost shut down the website!! MOL! Now that's a party!!
Also my thougths and purrs are still with Hazel Lucy's meowmy
who will have a long road ahead of grieving. She says she still misses Macy the family dog who went to the bridge about 5 years ago..Buddy and Calvin BETTER take goos care of her!!!
Japan, food and aide are coming for both humans and furries!!
Keep up the hope.

LURVS
King Henry

 

Flojectiles...Fur mewomy! Part 2

March 15th 2011 12:53 pm
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Hello Again,
I was good while meomy ran some errands before her Dr's appoinment..
No FLOJECTILES!!!!
But now I'm majoring in odorfierous "newmies".....Yup meowmy smelled my delivery earlier this morning. MOL! She blames my
my Catkin's diet of MORE protien and less carbs. She also bought a BIG package of Pertromalt...
Ahh Spring ..newmies and flojectiles in full force!

Lurvs
Hugs
an
Odiferios
King Henry

PS Think The Diary Lady will like this entry???

 

Flojectiles...Fur mewomy!

March 14th 2011 7:02 pm
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Furries,
MOL! I gave meowmy a huge hairball of LURV to clean up
after work...
(Mom here..at least it was all on big bag I put
out for him to play in. I can tell when one is coming
because his HUGE appetite gets a bit smaller)

Lurvs
King of the Flojectiles!
Henry

 

Chores=No guilt

March 12th 2011 9:27 am
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Hey Furries,
I woke my mewomy up EARLY on her day off fur breakfast and to start cleaning MY HOUSE. Yes It's mine I'm the reigning monarch here ok? I told her "Run that dishwasher, wash those sheets, and for furts sake CLEAN your coffee maker!"
MOL! Then she did it all... While telling me how much she LURVS me..... I do rule with a furry paw pad of lurv though...
Also we're worried about my buddy Yolo AND Guido of SanFransistacat. That crazy Tsunami sent lots of water near them and I want to know that my furry buddies are dry and warm.
Then seeing the pictures of Japan with the erthqauke and tsunami. It makes my mewomy all wet on her face so I cuddled with her a long time on the couch last night. We plan to donate money to valid humane charities.
Sending Puurrsss of lurvs to the West Coast and Japan!!!

HUGS
LURVS
AND
Royal Headbonks
Monarch of the Apartment
King Henry

 

Help! I Gotta Baff!

March 7th 2011 1:14 pm
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Meowmy tricked me.
She went grocery shoppinmg then made a flourless chocolate cake..YUMMYYYY
BUT then she grabbed me and gave me foam baff...I have to get furminated and de-flea-ed LATER..Any suggerstions on hding places???
Henry

 
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