Whatza Funtasticat Week Itza Been!

CATZOWEY! No time fur making da meatballs this week! I still cannot believes I got da giganticat honor of being da Cat of the Week. Me and myself has heard from a catzillion furiends near and far away in other meowster lands. It'za been da most meowvalous week of my life strating when Me and Myself both fainted when da doorbell went ringy dingy ding with da news! Good thing I got da meowdacine cabinet filled with Sardine Smelling Salts!

WOWza MEOWza! Been no time fur catnapping! And youza must see whatza else happened this week! Yep uh huh, my furiend Kiyande Kisu entered me in Zealie Lotto. AND, and, yep uh huh, Iza won 50 Zealies on Saturday! But itza not justa da win, itza HOW my FURtunate numero wazza selected - by a Horsie, yep uh huh and I'ma notta gonna tell you any more - just watch da video link below as it's CATZOWEY and I'ma not horsing around when I tellza this story! Nowza I'ma heading to a FURtune Teller with a catnip ball since things are mighty meowvalous I wantza to know whatza next.

WATCH THE ZEALIE LOTTO WINNER GET SELECTED RIGHT HERE BEFUR YOUR CAT EYES

Checking into da InterCatinental Hotel tomorrow morn for a long catnap. Gonna get my paws rested up for a big Meatball Madness pawty! Here comes an EyeTailYun kitty hug fur youza!!

I'ma Ecstaticat and My Paws Izza Honored

Catzowey andza MEOWza WOWza too! I just got da speshule pmail from da furry impurrtant Catster at HQ saying I'ma da Cat Of The Week. WOWza MEOWza, in EyeTailYun thatsa "Il Gato di Settimana"! My 4 paws izza off da ground and me and myself sends a giganticat mille meowster grazie to Signore Catster fur dis meowvalous honor on 28 July.

My paws and me are PURRancing round da house (I thinks I'ma airborne!) and my whiskers izza wiggling to have a sellabrayshun dinner tonight. I'm so ecstaticat I can't even catnap! Letsa pop da imPURRted bubbly corks into da ceiling (shake out da dust in da rafters) and mangia on da PURRohvalone cheese and some sardines from Catalonia. Yep uh huh, youza knows I'ma gonna make some mighty speshule meatballs fur thisa fabucatulous OK-shun. Mamamia - life is meowvalous .... amma Me and Myself dreaming???

Waitsa meowment - hey furs ... youza must know I luvs ya so so so so molto meowster much. Me and EyeTailYun self can't sleep all day or allza night cuzza all da PURRecious gifties, messages of meowvalous wishes and knowing youza izza my furiends.! I thinks we gotta plan a MEATBALL MADNESS Pawty soon to pawty hawty! Grazie, Grazie and more mille meowster grazie!
Amore y Baci (datsa EyeTailYun cat chat for Love n' Kisses)!

Yoga Yogi Cat Mat ExPURRience

Catzowey! I heard it's good fur taking da stress out and keeps my stripes purrfectly in place if me and myself does the Yoga poses. So I bought myself a nice Yoga Yogi Cat Mat to match my EyeTailYun eyes (itza deeziner mat made in Italy & I'm an aesthetiCAT dude!) and I had a challenging time (almost used up one of my 9 lives!) trying to get my new Yoga Yogi Cat Mat to flatten out. Ya shure can't do the "ahhhhhmeeeeow" and be a relaxacat if youza got a bump in da road. And I did take off my speshule Hazel Lucy hat when me and my paws stepped on to da mat. I don'tza want my Hazel Lucy hat to get wrinkled!

So I finally figured it out - and I've been a relaxacat all week. I thinks the Yogi man knows something that we meowsters can PURRactice cuz weeza naturally relaxacats and like to lay on purrty things.

I hopes youza and yurza furiends and family hazza a meowvalous week and it shud be relaxing fur ya too. Just kick back and say "ahhhhhmmmeeeeoowwww"...... but don't slide off yur Yoga Yogi Cat Mat cuz that could make yur day Cat O' Strophic fur shure

Sensashunal Sunday News & Mews

Catzowey it's a purrfect day to beezza here in da City by the Bay and me and my smitten kitten self cannotta decide which fabucatulous event to attend today. Thatsa why living here in San Franfuncisco is meowvalous cuzza I got da abundacat choices. I can trot my paws over to da famous Fillmore District Jazz Fest and kick back on a sunny sidewalk with a platter of soul food while my paws are moving and grooving to da tunes of da soulful jazz mewzishuns. Authenticat jazz makes me purr.

And my EssEff Giants are playing ball today - woo hoo cuz I luvs sitting with my guests in my purrEyevat box (da seagulls swoop by our balcony and thatza makes my whiskers wiggle!). Yep uh huh, weeza got da food folks, I thinks they'za called Katerers and they comes tooza da box with wagons loaded with ballpark franks, PURReyem rib samwiches and tuna of the sea fur my pals who don't eatsa da meats. Youza can have yur ballpark frank (don't say dog!) on a gluten-free bun too ... only in CalEyeFurKneeYah izza youza gonna get dat selecshun! They even hazza da veggie foods fur da veggiecats. Something fur everyone is da bestest hospitality.

No time to catnap today but I wishes you a meowvalous Sunday and a suPURRb week - hey any idea how many days till Cwismus?

Today Is My Catster AnniFURsary - A Meowvalous Year

Abundacatnaps ago but justa 1 year ago on June 18th changed my 'creature of habit self" - yep uh huh, itza the day I became a CATSTER! And datsa reason to Pawty so me and myself izza bringing out all da imPURRted nip from EyeTailYa and making some speshule celebrayshun meatballs for this meowmentous day!

What a meowvalous year itza been: I visited da HQ and got abundacat hugs from Mr Ted and all da fantasticat doggone great staff; I wents to Hollywood on da big bird; I meeted and greeted da humans in Saks Fifth Avenue; I got a catzillion wonderful furiends and I managed to catnap too.

Mille Meowster Grazie to everyfur - yep datsa YOUZA and YURZA who makes me purr. I luvs ya all, yep uh huh, I really duz and I shure wishes I could give YOUZA and YURZA man cat hugs in PURRson.

Amore & Baci & Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

I'll Follow The Sun

Me and myself thinksa da Beatles sang a tune like dat but when they composed it, theyza wasn't living in San Franfuncisco cuzza weeza got very little sun at this time of da year. But we got abundacat fog so weeza hunkered in furont of da heaters, and lounging on da cashmere blankies (yep uh huh, they'za made in EyeTailYa). When I sees all da tourists outside my window, I don'ta thinks they checked with da Mother Nature weather stashun when theyza was packing the clothes fur da vacashun, cuz their teeth is chattering, their boney knees are in bermuda shorts and every one of dem is wearing a "I bought this at Fisherman's Wharf" fleece! Some even furgot to cut da cheap price tag off befur they put it on!

PURrhaps IF I followed the sun, me and my paws would have arrived in Hawaii by now! Ahhh, lounging under da non-plastic palm tree, kicking back in the huge white sand litter box watching da birdies fly over head. Now thatsa Catzowey life!

Remember - when youza comes to San Franfuncisco, youza can wear da flowers in your hair, but I recommend youza pack a parka!

Monday Monday - I'm Humming Da Tune

Didn't da famous CalEyeFurKneeYah dreaming moms and pops sing Monday Monday? I luvs Monday cuz it means I'm rested from the weekend but in this case, I'm totally rested from the fabucatulous MEATBALL MADNESS DAY that my buddy Wilson J Scooter and I hosted last FurEyeDay. And kitty kudos to the infamous Dusty the DogCat fur driving the coast highway with his brofur Rocket Sprocket in the icecream truck - all to be our meowvalous Grand Marshall of the day.

WOWza MEOWza and a Catzowey too! The San Franfuncisco Mayor says he's never seen so many fat cats in town! What fun we had and I thanksa all of youza - yes alllll of youza fur travelling from so far to come and play in the City by the Bay.

I'm thinking of joining Meatballs Anonymous this week - just fur a short time till the next Meatball Madness event.

Shure wazza fun FurEyeDay! Me and myself wishes you a nonCATastrophic week and hopes you get abundacatnaps and a little furesh nip too!

Youza Invited To ~ Meatball Madness Day in San FranFuncisco- ~ June 5th

Yep uh huh, weeza having da pawty this week on FurEyeDay cuzza folks is having da June gloom so what'sa more meowvalous dan a Staycation ! Catzowey weeza having Meatball Madness Day in The City By The Bay.... 12noon HQ time to whenever da sun gozza down!

Yep itza Meatball Madness in San Franfuncisco - imagine us Catsters tossing da Meatballs off da Golden Gate Bridge, or bungee bouncing da meatballs from atop of that famous really tall pointy Pyramid! Yep uh huh and a speshule day like this needs a Grand Marshall so my PURRfect Pawty hosting partner, Wilson J Scooter and me is surprising ourza good furiend, Dusty the DogCat cuzza Dusty is gonna be our Purrade Marshall - yep, the Meatball Marshall of da day! And Dusty is gonna lead all of us Catsters arounda San Franfuncisco in his pink converteebull Catolac that Toulouse izza shipping out from PencilVanyah.

YURZA PURRESENCE IS REQUESTED HERE

Youza Izza Fantasticats - Yep Uh Huh - YOU!

Me and myself is now 1 day and 3 years young, anda itza taken me da whole cannoli day to catnap anda rest up frumza shockaroni ofza receiving so so so molto meowster increducatuloso cards, pmails, kitty kisses, best buddy wishes and gifts thata could fillza giganticat 5th floor of the Macy's in Downtownza San Franfuncisco!

Frumza bottom of my EyeTailYun heart, I thanksa youza so so so mucha fur yurza Happy Birthday mews! Everyoneza of youza izza speshule to me anda my EyeTailYun self . And each anda everyoneza of youza warms my smitten kitten heart anda makes my whiskers wiggle too and having youza in my life makes me jump up and down, likes da raviolis in da pot when theyza jumping around happy and ready! . Life (all 9 lives tooza) is abouta furiends - and I wish me anda myself can givesa YOU, yes YOU a BeeYouTeeFull kitty hug EyeTailYun style to thanksa youza fur being inna my life. Ah shuksatini, I see da water droplet coming frum my big green eyes - anda itza cuz youza touch my heart soza much.

Hadda hire a staff of temp administratacat assistants to helpsa me compoza my Grazie notesa (momma taught me my manners). Mille Meowster Grazie and hereza picolo list of thanks anda more thanks fur da .....

STEAKS (Catzowey Ima no vegiecat and thanksa Ima not!). Thanks to
Moses
The family of Teebo and Callie
Arnold P
The family of Bethany Hope, Ian Joseph, Christopher Patrick, Charity Ann - at the Bridge and more!
Norman
The family of The Drifter♥, Mouse ♥, Purdie ♥, Muffin ♥ Rainbow Bridge and more!
Margo RKN and Mikey

REALLY RED LIPS KISS (EyeTailYuns love da kisses!)
Jingle Bell Mrs. Harley Man

SUNNY SUN IN THE SKY
The family of Pearlie, Willie, Patsy , Brianna-renamed as Tilley

GOLD STAR (Grazie to my Star CalEyeFurKneeYah Pal)
Bob

KITE (Da Winds on my birthday wazza PURRfecto fur flying da 3 kites!)
The family of Molly, Macy, Misha and Emma (in memory)
The family of ♥Sam♥, Mr D , Raza and Baltster
Honey

PARTY HAT (Youza knowza me good - Ima Pawty Animal fur shure and wore every hat!)
The family of Edgar, Emily Felicity, Gabrielle 5/1985 - 1/1996 and Lucinda (in Memoriam)
The family of Skeezix the Cat, Mao , Rocky the Gutter Cat and Tripper the Psyko Stray C
The family of Lalo, Shortstop (In Loving Memory), Stanley, Flaca and mo
The family of Alfie , Albie - A Sweet Angel Now, Lucy, Jack and more!
Samoa

DRINKS & CUSTOMIZED CAKE HAT (Well well well - youza knowza me really well!)
The family of ♥ Sausage ♥ and ♥ Meatball ♥
CURLY

CUPCAKE and case of Catweiser (Sent in da Hummer Frum Heaven!)
~Sir Sonny Bono~*(1995-2008)

BIG MWAH KISS (ahhh 3 Signorina San Franfuncisco girls send me a kiss? Catzowey!!!)
The family of Chai Latte-Capone, Little Bit and Sugar Bear

BBQ's ( Thisa izza a man thing - Da BBQ is myza favorito - I loved cooking on all 3!)
Henry
Moses
The family of Harry, Rosie, Casper, Teddy and more!

JUMBO 3 LAYER CAKE: (oh I gotta itza - 3 layers fur da turning 3! Catzowey meowvalous and deelishus)
The family of Rocket Sprocket (Rocky) and DustytheDogcat (Dusty

JUMBO BALOON BOUQUET (I hopped in da basket and went up up up and away just fur a meowment!)
♥Montoya♥

CUPCAKE (sweet cannoli styled cupcake - mewsic to my EyeTailYun sweet tastebuds)
Lola

GIGANTICAT BOUQUET OF FLOWER (Ah man Toulouse, youza wenta all out! Dis bouquet took uppa da whole UPS Truck!)
Toulouse


USA FLAG (You CalEYeFurKneeYah catsters knowza I'ma EyeTailYun butta luv da USA)
Aislin

SHRIMP
Abbey in Hawaii sent da Furesh Pacific Oshun Shrimpee

SOMETHING SPESHUL-EYE-ZONEE (datsa EyeTailYun) : Ahhh Skeezix, my best furiend, man I'ma bringing out da giganticat box of tishyou cuzza yurza gift is meowvalous.

WATERMELON -anda lasta butta notta leasta- oh Hazel Lucy ... I luv my Watermelon but youza sent it with a bit of a bite outta it... I thinksa thatsa cuzza you wanted to testa it tooza beeza shure itsa safe fur me to mangia! Ahhhhhhh incrayeeblay and molto bene mi bella.

I loves everyone of youza who tooks da time frum yurza catnapping to sendsa me da Birthday good wishes, purraires, abundacatlove, fun notes, pmails and gifts galore. Thanks justa seemza too small...
Luv (and a Ciao & Meow),
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Ya Only Turnsa 3 Once

Itsa my birthday today, yep uh huh my smitten kitten self was born on May 26, anda I gotta nothing planned cuzza I pawty all da days of da year. But me and EyeTailYun self has requested my Purrsonal Chef to purrpare an increducatable Italian lunch. If youza in da neighborhood, comeza on by cuzza youza knows da EyeTailYun house always hazza da door open and room furza lotsa at da table. My speshule Birthday lunch is gonna be Catzowey and weeza gonna mangia all day, befur and after da catnaps.....
My Birthday Menu Izza,

Procciutto and Mozarrella Samwiches
UGHrugala Insalata with anchovy and Mediterranean nip dressing
Pizza al Pesto (my favorito!)
LaLaLasanna loaded with MEATBALLS

Anda my favorite cake in da whole wide world : da St. Honore Cake witha da creme puffs on topsa

So come on by furiends! Ya only turns 3 once and itsa speshule ocashun to share witha youza.
Let's Mangia meowsters,