March 31st 2010 3:52 pm
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Whatza dat big giganticat Bunny doing this week? He's making da news and mews and heeza not even a fun feline! His whiskers izza tall as a looong furesh Tuna from da Pacific Oshun and his feets are like trampolines cuz heeza bouncing and pouncing his way down da Bunny trail.
Me and myself hears heeza called Peter (whatza kinda name is dat fur a wabbit?) Why izn't he named Bernardo or Basel or Benjamino? But Peter? So be on da lookout fur Signore Peter and maybe heeza got his furiends Paul and Mary with him tooza and theyza playing da mewsik "Serenade fur Bunny In B Flat".
Catch him if youza can! Catzowey heeza gonna be sirprized when youza pounces yur fantasticat feline paws on him! I thinks his ears izza gonna go flat and splat and his vegie basket izza gonna spill all his organicat carrots on da floor. Yep uh huh, I duz thinks this.
March 23rd 2010 8:05 am
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Catzowey! I'ma having da catOstrophic morn and da giganticat hiss fit cuz I can hear my momma Baci but I can'tza see her redheaded home page. Dontcha worry furs, the Olde Furt is justa fine and HQ ashures us dat sheeza gonna not be inveeesible soon and their technocats will have her back on the scene. Shhhhh, dontcha tell but, well, actualicaticaly there's times me and Yolo would like her tooza disappear!
PURRESS HERE TO SEE IF BACI IS BACK
March 18th 2010 6:30 pm
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Me and myself izza so so so sad today to hear about da Momma of my furiend, Theo. She crossed da Bridge last night. Yep uh huh, you know we meowsters are kinda familiar with da meowsters crossing da Bridge but itza not so so so often dat weeza looses da Momma or Poppa.
Dianna Lynne Millis is da momma furever of our Catster pal Theo and the dreaded disease Lupus took her from Theo. Theo's momma wazza fantasticat super dooper cat momma and she will be missed. So let's all bow our heads fur da meowment of silence in honor of our Catster pal Theo andza his momma. I'ma shure Theo's in tune with his momma up above - cuz he's a cat and weeza got that speshule connekshun. If youza on FB her page izza
And here's da page for my pal Theo
Nowza Meowza - go and tellza someone you loves dat youza loves dem cuz life is PURRReshus.
February 27th 2010 8:35 am
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Buon Giorno to you Signorinas, Signoras and da guys too, but this meowsage is mainly fur da mens, yep uh huh da Signore meowsters. I luvs da girls you know, hey I'ma EyeTailYun! But I gotza tell ya bout da new Group . MAN CATS AT WORK
Been purrrpondering, and it's definicatically for the Man Cats who got da meowscles cuz theyza constructing a MANsion. Yep uh huh, I tellza youza they'za deconstructs too but not till they constructs furst and every Man Cat can go to da Saturday Barber Shop fur da purrrrimping ala Man Cat style. We even got meowsages fur our overworking meowscles - no sissy stuff, justa da Man Cat styled services.
And we gotza da Bushes Family Factory manufacturing our MCAW hard hats so weeza works safely on da job and youza knows whooza Man Cat at Work!
Gotta go andza pack my Man Cat Lunch Box - Hummzatini I'ma thinking it's da purrfecto day for Salami, Meowtordella, Purrrmasan Cheese, a bag of Buffalo Nip Meowzzarella and a ton of tomatoes, classico Cannolis, a basket of biscotti and gonna put my Espresso masheen in my Man Cat lunch box.
Ciao for now!
February 16th 2010 10:07 am
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My furiend Skeezix has a meowvaloso momma (she makes my whiskers wiggle when she holds me) and sheeza famous purrson cuz she purrrduces The Cat's Meow, a fantasticat part of Catster. So if youza duzn't already subscribe yur paws then youza gonna wanna do it cuz a day without The Cat's Meow is like a day without my pizza meowgarita! Every day youza can get The Cat's Meow delivered (rain or shine) into yur IN boxey.
Ima bustin' my EyeTailYun fur suit buttons cuz there's a speshule article in The Cat's Meow today (andza tomorrow too).
Here's The Cat's Meow fur youza- yep uh huh directicatically justa fur youza.
February 12th 2010 5:51 pm
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Catzowey itza da Valentines weekend and I hears da traffico in da sky izza gonna be bizzi , like commute hour traffico jam, cuz da Cupid dudes are flying all over to aim their luv at someone's love. Ohhhh itza so so so EyeTailYun cuz youza knows, the EyeTailYuns izza molto famoso fur da lovin and fur lovin everyone and everything. We justa luvs to luv! ANDZA da Valentine wazza really da Mister Valentino - yep uh huh heeza started da Giorno di Valentino!
I FEDEX'd all my Valentines round da world so da furtunate Signorinas gonna be receiving da heart shaped boxies of Meatballs accompanied by da bottle of FURench bubbly! I also included FURench Purrrrrfume too so da gals should beeza contentacats with da Valentine purrrresents.
Be shure youza tells someone youza luvs them - yep uh huh itza gonna light up their life - all 9 lives too!
January 30th 2010 3:16 pm
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Me and myself jumped upon da scale this week (by accident!) and CATZOWEY , I'ma now 2 pounds bigger than I wazza last year. If my mathamewtical calcatulayshuns are correctacat, that means on da average, I'ma gaining each year about 4.25 pounds - cuz I'ma gonna be 4 in May.
Yep Uh Huh - I'ma right on target. But dat means when I'ma 10 thenza I'ma gonna weigh like 42.50 pounds - YIKES! That's about as big as dat famous Tony da Tiger on da cereal boxes. I think he duz da extra wide Family sized boxes so he can fit on da furont.
So I'ma gonna be watching my buffed waistline and cutting down on my catcarbs ---- Pizza only on FurEyeDays and not so much Nip Risotto and no more double doses of double cream catpuccinos AND I'ma not gonna sneak da cannolis no more. Basta Pasta I'ma EyeTailYun and loves da foodz - justa da aroma makes me purr. But summer izza coming I hear, and I wanna fit good into my Guido Speedo !
January 22nd 2010 7:24 am
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Repurrting live on da scene from San Franfuncisco where we got rain and more rain everywhere. But whooza da hooman who invented dat saying "itza raining da cats and dogs" cuz I'm in my window every day watching da rainy drop pelt my windows but I dontza see any cats or any dogs dropping down. Dat hooman purrobably had overdose of impurrrrted nip when they'za coined dat silly phrase.
I never sees so much water tumbling from the clouds - yep uh huh itza tumbling and rumbling and my fair weathered feline self izza not accustomed to lightening and thunder - hey thizza izza SAN FRANFUNCISCO! The poor widdle Cable Cars izza stopped all day yesterday cuz theyza got purroblems in the storm - so weeza catnaps without hearing da famous ringy dingy ding "Mice A Roni" bell. Maybe tomorrow da widdle Cable Cars getza fixed by da fixit purrson. My catnap izza not complete without hearing da ringy dingy ding bell of da Cable Cars.
We meowsters izza walking round da house, catnapping and chowing down ALL while wearing our Life PURRsevors - so weeza safe but Catzowey, da Life PURRsevor makes it ruff and tuff to get thru doors and into cabinets.
So I hopes youza safe in da storms - soon weeza gonna see da sun rays and be lounging in Spring warmth and no purrsons gonna be saying "well we need the rain"!
Ciao & Meow and wishing youza a nonCATastrophic day.
January 16th 2010 10:10 am
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Weeza rented da giganticat passenger liner "CARNIVALE INSPURRRRATION" and abundacat furs are on board in the Catibbean, having a fantasticat time. Da Cativities List is meowvaloso!
Lounge on the Deck Contest - who can lounge the longest
Seagull Races on Purrromenade Deck with mid morn Snacks Buffay
Limbo Low on the Limbo Deck with live Reggae Mewsic
Movies at Seaside Outdoor Theatre (special showing of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof)
Dolphin Diving and Paracat Sailing
Race Around the Ship - Top Jogging Track
LUNCHEON BUFFAY - all you can devour hour with buckets of scampi
Serenity Spa is open all day fur mud baths, meowsages and purrk up treatments
PUT YUR PAWS HERE FOR THE THAW OUT AND WARM UP CRUISE PAWTY
January 2nd 2010 11:05 pm
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Happy 2010 or "Twenty Ten" izza what theyza saying itza called.
Basta Pasta, looks like itza gonna be a fine feline year cuz so far in just 2 days, I sees da giganticat Fireworks, I eats da furesh Dungenese Cwabs, I has people visiting da house and oohing and ahhing and petting me, and da Landord/Chef/Banker beenza home for 4 days. So as youza sees, I'm getting abundacat attenZeeOhKnee and it's making me exhaustacatted!
My purrdictshun fur 2010: itza gonna be a nonCATastrophic year, yep uh huh, itza gonna be good.
Buon Anno Nuovo (datsa EyeTailYun!) and I thinks itza time to have a Meatball Madness Pawty to warm us up in January. If youza in da Pawty mode, let me know and weeza have our Oh So Speshule Social Committee plan something, purrhaps on da white sand beaches of Puerto VayHeartAhhh - Ole Ole! Carumbakitty datsa a meowvoloso idea!
Happy MEW Year to YOU, mi amico!