Carumba Kitty ! It'za CINCO de MEOW-OH

Muchas Meowster Gracias mi amigos! Come cat esta? Ahhh speaking da Spanglish sounds so romanticat but no time fur romancing cuz I'ma purrancing my paws downtown to Tacolicious, my favorito Taco Bar, by far my favorito more than a Dorito.

Ole Ole and Holy Guacamole! Itza da Cinco de Meow-Oh and all of MayHeeKow and CalEyeFurKneeYah izza eating da good food and drinking da great cataritas to celebrate, yep uh huh, tooza celebrate dah ... hmmm whatza weeza celebrating on da Cinco de Meow-Oh? WOWza MEOWza, nobody knows! So I looked it up in my Encatlapeda and May 5th izza all about da Mexican army taking something frumza da FURench army and da Furench wazza very surprised.

Didja know da Cinco De Mayo izza not a Federale Holiday in MayHeeKow? Nope, itza just a giganticat opshunal day to pawty and eat da mounds of Guacamole and da salsa and da tacos and da quesadillas and da camarones and wash it all down with da pitchers of Nipgaritas or Cataritas . And itza pawsatively good if youza hires a Mariachi Band to serenade you while youza dining on da speshule good foods.

Ole Ole! Wishing youza da nicest Cinco de Mayo and hoping youza squezes in a cat nap or two befure da 6th of Mayo arrives.

Gone To Da Dawgs-Smooching & Pooching

CATZOWEY! I had the mostest meowalous time this weekend with da Dogsters at da D/C Magic group pawty in Petaluma CalEyeFurKneeYah - yep uh huh youza could say I went to da Dogs at da fantasticat (oopsatini I means doggone great!) pawty datza catzillions of dogs attended - yep uh huh and me too!

Da Dogsters izza meowvalous and love to nom nom nom like we meowsters - they eats faster. They'za very happy if youza greets dem with a Steak, a Bone or a Bawl. Thatza stuff that makes their day purrfecto. Theyza also likes to swim in da water - not wade, not chase water drops, but da Dogsters actualacatically swims in da water. SO I put on my Guido Speedo and swimmed too. Phew - I needed a fluff and dry when I got outza da pool! If I'd packed my Oshun Snorkel I'd been all set and viewed big paws under da water ! Duz a dog get a Pawdicure like we do?

I wazn't da only non dawg guest: I meeted and greeted goats whooza up close and too PURRsonal and some cows, peacocks, bugs and da blue jay bird watching was first rate!

On Sunday the day after da Saturday BBQ, weeza all went to HQ and, ahem, I been there meowtable times - but da Dogsters never visited so theyza all panting, huffing, puffing & tails waggin crazy. It wazza increducatible SirPrize when theyza sees da giganticat CATSTE on da wall announcing "Cat Security Guard Welcomes You"!

Shure a speshule weekend meeting da famous big BONZER from Alaska who flew on da beeg airoplano to da Pawty and my other new furiend, Mary the furball socialite pooch from New Yahk! They'za came a loooong way and never ever catnapped - cuz theyza pawty pooches!

Check itza all out atGUIDO PAWTY'S WITH HIS POOCH PALS cuz youza gonna Howl and bark up a storm! Ooops, thatza what da pooches duz! I mean youza gonna find it meowvalous....

Do Something Terrificat On EARTH DAY - today April 20th

Catzowey! No matter where youza catnapping or sunning yur self today, itza EARTH DAY and I got snips and tips fur you to purractice something speshule .... not just today cuz it's Earth Day but every day! Weeza can't recyle our life even if weeza got 9 fantasticat lives, bu we can help a smitten smidgen and some funtastic tips izza right here fur you in
THE GUIDO GAZETTE - EARTH DAY EDITION

It's a great way to start your day the Guido way - especially on EARTH DAY!

Packing My Baggy Pipes - Its Scotland Orza Bust!

Yep uh huh, itza fur shure dat my little brofur Yolo and me izza going to see double this weekend - itza da double wedding and one Fursband-to-Be is every furs Top Chef, Chef Rooster! Yep Uh Huh, but we can'tza purrrance our paws down da street to da church cuz da wedding izza cross da big pond, in Scotsdale AirEeeZona! Oopsatini I means Scotland!

Weeza boarding da PurrEyeVat jet "The Looking Glass" cuz our Uncle Redd owns it - yep uh huh, he owns it furrreeee and clear! So come on along on Saturday April 17th. Anytime is a good time to board da jet. Itza gonna be a furry safe trip cuz momma Baci izza leading da pilot cross da oshun. Hey when youza got da ANGEL wings youza can do dat and her wings izza ruby red and the Redhead says sheeza in charge. So.. here we go. HERE'S THE WEDDING LINK FOR YOU Wedding is on Sunday but weeza all gonna have funtasticat time in da spooky Scottish castle on Saturday. Don't bring yur MasterCat Card cuz CHEF Rooster is picking up da tabby tab cuz heeza so so so generosacat. (shhhh, purrrhaps I'll pack some EyeTailYun meatballs fur da midnight Scottish snackszatolli)

Hey, duz youza have any tips on how to pack "Baggy Pipes"? I can't get my suitcase closed!

Weeza Be Behaving Ourselves

Yolo and Me and Myself are all adjusting to not having Baci around and we Boyz are doing OK. Weeza doing all da stuff dat she taught us to do plus even more! Catzowey weeza purrrparing da dinner, packing our own Man Cat lunch boxes, doing da dishes and soaking them good in da sink to get off all dat Spanish Sardines that sticks to da bowls, and weeza not leaving meowster fur all over da house. Dontcha worry, weeza not gonna be learning to push dat hiss fitting vacuum masheen - heckzatini, weeza Man Cats.

We shure wanna thank youza and yurza furmaly & family for all da abundacat meowvaloso cards di sympathy, da warms words, so many zealies to make us smile, mewsik and everything youza done to lessen ourza loss. If we could, we'd rent da Sky AeroPlano to sky write in da sky "Mille Meowster Grazie & Abundacat Thanks".

Yep uh huh, weeza ecstaticatically grateful fur yur outpurring and pawsative furiendship.

Peter Wabbit Wunning Wild Thru Da Streets - Catch Him If Youza Can

Whatza dat big giganticat Bunny doing this week? He's making da news and mews and heeza not even a fun feline! His whiskers izza tall as a looong furesh Tuna from da Pacific Oshun and his feets are like trampolines cuz heeza bouncing and pouncing his way down da Bunny trail.

Me and myself hears heeza called Peter (whatza kinda name is dat fur a wabbit?) Why izn't he named Bernardo or Basel or Benjamino? But Peter? So be on da lookout fur Signore Peter and maybe heeza got his furiends Paul and Mary with him tooza and theyza playing da mewsik "Serenade fur Bunny In B Flat".

Catch him if youza can! Catzowey heeza gonna be sirprized when youza pounces yur fantasticat feline paws on him! I thinks his ears izza gonna go flat and splat and his vegie basket izza gonna spill all his organicat carrots on da floor. Yep uh huh, I duz thinks this.

Hearing but Not Appearing

Catzowey! I'ma having da catOstrophic morn and da giganticat hiss fit cuz I can hear my momma Baci but I can'tza see her redheaded home page. Dontcha worry furs, the Olde Furt is justa fine and HQ ashures us dat sheeza gonna not be inveeesible soon and their technocats will have her back on the scene. Shhhhh, dontcha tell but, well, actualicaticaly there's times me and Yolo would like her tooza disappear!

PURRESS HERE TO SEE IF BACI IS BACK

Life Is PURRReshus - So Enjoy It To The Meowximum

Me and myself izza so so so sad today to hear about da Momma of my furiend, Theo. She crossed da Bridge last night. Yep uh huh, you know we meowsters are kinda familiar with da meowsters crossing da Bridge but itza not so so so often dat weeza looses da Momma or Poppa.

Dianna Lynne Millis is da momma furever of our Catster pal Theo and the dreaded disease Lupus took her from Theo. Theo's momma wazza fantasticat super dooper cat momma and she will be missed. So let's all bow our heads fur da meowment of silence in honor of our Catster pal Theo andza his momma. I'ma shure Theo's in tune with his momma up above - cuz he's a cat and weeza got that speshule connekshun. If youza on FB her page izza

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=776624305&ref =ts

And here's da page for my pal Theo

http://www.catster.com/cats/626592

Nowza Meowza - go and tellza someone you loves dat youza loves dem cuz life is PURRReshus.

Man Cats At Work - Da PURRfecto Group Fur Me & My Mancat Self

Buon Giorno to you Signorinas, Signoras and da guys too, but this meowsage is mainly fur da mens, yep uh huh da Signore meowsters. I luvs da girls you know, hey I'ma EyeTailYun! But I gotza tell ya bout da new Group . MAN CATS AT WORK

Been purrrpondering, and it's definicatically for the Man Cats who got da meowscles cuz theyza constructing a MANsion. Yep uh huh, I tellza youza they'za deconstructs too but not till they constructs furst and every Man Cat can go to da Saturday Barber Shop fur da purrrrimping ala Man Cat style. We even got meowsages fur our overworking meowscles - no sissy stuff, justa da Man Cat styled services.

And we gotza da Bushes Family Factory manufacturing our MCAW hard hats so weeza works safely on da job and youza knows whooza Man Cat at Work!

Gotta go andza pack my Man Cat Lunch Box - Hummzatini I'ma thinking it's da purrfecto day for Salami, Meowtordella, Purrrmasan Cheese, a bag of Buffalo Nip Meowzzarella and a ton of tomatoes, classico Cannolis, a basket of biscotti and gonna put my Espresso masheen in my Man Cat lunch box.
Ciao for now!

I Don'tza Catnap When I'ma Reading THE CAT'S MEOW

My furiend Skeezix has a meowvaloso momma (she makes my whiskers wiggle when she holds me) and sheeza famous purrson cuz she purrrduces The Cat's Meow, a fantasticat part of Catster. So if youza duzn't already subscribe yur paws then youza gonna wanna do it cuz a day without The Cat's Meow is like a day without my pizza meowgarita! Every day youza can get The Cat's Meow delivered (rain or shine) into yur IN boxey.

Ima bustin' my EyeTailYun fur suit buttons cuz there's a speshule article in The Cat's Meow today (andza tomorrow too).

Here's The Cat's Meow fur youza- yep uh huh directicatically justa fur youza.