Tagaloni Tagzatini and Taglatelli - Looks Like I Got Tagged!

Catzowey! I gotza 3 invatayshuns frumza speshule furiends tagging me so I'ma gonna Tag a long here with me and myself and let youza in on some of my well keptza secrets. Even da Papurrrrazzi duzn't know thizza things. Shhhh dontcha tell!

1. Do you ever wake your parent up in the night?

ABSOLUTICATICALLY! I sits on Momma's Up and Down bird feather pillow so I can confurm sheeza sleeping really well and then bam! I wakes her up to be shure sheeza still breathing! Itza cuz I'ma on Momma Purrtrol - keeping her safe all night.

2.Do you ever tear up things?

ME and MYSELF TEARS UPPPA da Hollywood contract to be in Tarzan mewvie cuz I wazn't interested in trotting thru da hoomidity filled jungly jungle.


3.What's your favorite treat?

MINI EYETAILYUN MEATBALLS marinated in impurrted Nip sauce. Ahhh basta pasta theyza the bestest.

4.Can you fetch something when ask to do so?

NOPE, my Staff fetches cuz itza in their job descripshun!

5.Have you ever lived any place other than where you live ?

FABULOSO QUESHUN: sure I lives in Meowlano Italy sometimes, then I jets over to da Canary Islands fur fun sun and da giganticat white sand litter box beach. But, my favorite place to live izza San Franfuncisco in CalEyeFurKneeYah.

Shhhhh dontcha tell thizza infurmayshun to nobody else - itza only fur yur preshus molto meowvalous cat eyes! I wishes youza da mostest funtasticat week!

My Catster Pals TIGGER & CALI Need Temporary Fostering

Catzowey furs! My furiends need a temporaricat place to call home till their family gets back on track. If youza can help or knows someone near Orlando Florida, canza youza contact Tigger or Cali? Da clock izza going tickety tockety and weeza can help - I knows fur shure weeza can help.

Here's Tigger's Page and hizza Diary has da FORUM post also. Mille Meowster Grazie frumza my heart!

http://www.catster.com/cats/990900

ANDZA here's da FORUMS page weeza started for them - theyza marvelous meowsters in need so sPURRRRRead da word furiends!

http://www.catster.com/forums/Shelters_Rescue_a nd_Fostering/thread/679255

Indapendacat Day For The YouEssHay!

Four score and many paws ago, oopsatini! Datsa not correctacat! Lemme start again....ahem - Our pawsative fore fathers brought furth their paws on this land ... OOPSatini again! Me and Myself izza confused bout Indapendacat Day, cuz I'ma EyeTailYun and in Roma we don't have da 4th of July. Well, we duz have it but it's just the day after the 3rd of July.

I thinks itza meowvalous idea fur we meowsters to know exactacatically why weeza all dressed up in da Red Whites and da Blues and weeza not feeling da blues, cuz weeza feeling sparkling!

Historicatically speaking, the 4th of July izza exacticatically the Day thatza YouEssHay adopted The DeckKlawRayshun of Independacats - yep uh huh itza true, in 1776 and even us with da 9 lives wazn't born then. And that document says everybody gotza Barbeque ribbies & burgers, make da lemonade drinks, consume da watery melons and spit da seeds out and go "Ohhh Ahhhh Ohhhh Ahhhh" when theyza looking up up up in da sky at da Fireworks show.

Wishing youza a Grilly Great 4th of July!

World Cup Cats

WOWza MEOWza didja see da YouEssHay win dat game today? ANDza youza gonna wanna be watching my EyeTailYun soccer studs with the handsome soccer kicking calves on June 24th whenza my meatball loving pals plays Slovakia! Viva EyeTailYa!

I interviewed da Team Meownager and heeza says theyza purrractices with meatballs - yep uh huh, theyza kicksa round da mommas homemade meatballs all over da kitchen floor and thatza how the Team di Italia purrractices kicking da smart moves of da soccer ball. Oh Basta Pasta! Theyza not playing with da meatballs after da sauce izza put on em or they'd be slipping and sliding into da goal net and into da stove and into da frig door too!

Whatcha think if weeza starts a Catster Soccer Team? Meowsters unite fur da fun on da field!

Holy Cannoli Momma Met Morris!

Whatza EyeTailYun kitty to do when I'ma enjoying da honor of speshule DDP today, yep uh huh really enjoying it so much I stopped my meatball purrduckshun. Suddenly I sees my momma inTHE CATS MEOW and datsa OK cuz I luvs da Cats Meow, but itza CatOstrophic fur shure to see momma looking like a contentacat next tooza Morris da famous feline. Whatza sheeza thinking? Sheeza definicatically lost her blonde mind with dat redhead.

Youza can checks it outza fur yurself nowza meowza and see her going gaga over Morris. Good thing my PurrEyeVat Investigatacat followed her ... Lemme know whatza youza thinks about my traitor-cat-momma! Sheeza gonna hear boutza thizza fur shure.

Catting Around With Soccer In South Africa

Being da Worldly meowster, I izza half way around da world, doing da double cheering at The World Cup, fur both da YouEssHay and da EyeTailYun team too. Cuz me and myself both has da allegiance to twooza countries. Catzowey! It'd be something if my twooza favorito countries got into da finals. I'd faint!

Itza kick being on the field here inza South Africa - da home of giganticat cats (our relatives purrhaps).Andza Soccer is a fine feline game - itza kinda like batting da meatballs all over my kitchen floor in San Franfuncisco.

Today I'ma pawsatively cheering on da YouEssHay and hopes theyza wins against England. Go YouEssHay today!

Turned 4 and Feeling 40!

Catzowey! Me and myself had da mostest fantasticat 4th birthday yesterday and today I'ma exhausticatted, feeling more than 4 fur shure. Thizza didn't happen when me and myself turned da 2.

Turning 4 can beeza chore so I was shure to catnap in between all da meowvaloso cards I wazza reading, taking da nice fone calls frumza furiends around da globe, and racing to da door to meet and greet da delivery purrsons whooza bringing boat loads of Meatballs, authenticat Tiramisu cakes, cannolis, Catzowey Catnip toys, Bottles of Catpagne and Kewbano SeeGars!

Lemme tell youza whatza on my agenda today, the furst day of OhFishYully being 4 ... I'ma going to da Optacatometrist to get my eyes checked and buys some Biocatfocals cuz my smitten kitten cat eyes wazza reading the 1000's of beeYOUteeFull birthday cards yesterday. Today my eyes izza feeling 40 and needza boost.

Grazie - Mille Meowster Grazie to YOUza fur all youza did to make my birthday meowmorable and speshule - just like youza is. I'ma catnapping till Sunday then back tooza being 4!

Campaign Meownager Fur Da Fantasticat Fotographer

When someone izza fantasticat and da mostest meowvaloso , theyza needs to be recognized and my fotographer, Mark Rogers
has been nominated fur da 2nd year in a row now to be the bestest #1 Pet Photographer in ALL the San Franfuncisco Bay Area.

So I accepted da job of being his Campaign Meownager and I'ma rounding up da votes - yep uh huh! (voting ends this FurEyeDay so don't catnap!)

PAWSATIVELY VOTE HERE FOR MY FAVORITE PET FOTOGRAPHERand I knows heeza gonna be SirPrized when he finds out I'ma catpaigning fur him and his giganticat camera dat I luvs! IF he wins he can host a PAWTY fur us meowsters!

Helping Da Speshule Folks

Me and myself izza honored to be interviewed by da writer whooza curious as a cat about a Cat In Therapy! Nope , nopzatini I duzn't mean I'ma seeing da Psycatrist (but hears at times I needs one fur shure)! Me and myself izza certified Animal Assisted Therapy pet and I'ma sharing da article datsa in da news cuz purrhaps youza knows a meowster or pooch whooza looking for a job like this.

I luvs my job at The ARC so so so much, and my meowster buttons izza popping over dis meowvalous article! So .... youza grabs a cup O' Catpuccino, relaxacat yur paws in a sun ray and enjoys da article about where I goes to work for my job.... THERAPY CAT ON THE JOB

Wishing youza da mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic day!

Carumba Kitty ! It'za CINCO de MEOW-OH

Muchas Meowster Gracias mi amigos! Come cat esta? Ahhh speaking da Spanglish sounds so romanticat but no time fur romancing cuz I'ma purrancing my paws downtown to Tacolicious, my favorito Taco Bar, by far my favorito more than a Dorito.

Ole Ole and Holy Guacamole! Itza da Cinco de Meow-Oh and all of MayHeeKow and CalEyeFurKneeYah izza eating da good food and drinking da great cataritas to celebrate, yep uh huh, tooza celebrate dah ... hmmm whatza weeza celebrating on da Cinco de Meow-Oh? WOWza MEOWza, nobody knows! So I looked it up in my Encatlapeda and May 5th izza all about da Mexican army taking something frumza da FURench army and da Furench wazza very surprised.

Didja know da Cinco De Mayo izza not a Federale Holiday in MayHeeKow? Nope, itza just a giganticat opshunal day to pawty and eat da mounds of Guacamole and da salsa and da tacos and da quesadillas and da camarones and wash it all down with da pitchers of Nipgaritas or Cataritas . And itza pawsatively good if youza hires a Mariachi Band to serenade you while youza dining on da speshule good foods.

Ole Ole! Wishing youza da nicest Cinco de Mayo and hoping youza squezes in a cat nap or two befure da 6th of Mayo arrives.