Itza Meowvalous 2011

Just when youza thinks life is terrificat something else happens and life getza more meowvalous! Catzowey! My furiend Morris the Cat - yep uh huh THEE Morris, pmailed me dat heeza included my meowster mug on his "2011 Morris & Friends" calendar!

Notta just on 1 month but on 2 months - WOWza MEOWza Morris is a really good furiend and I'ma gonna have tooza treat him to a trip to Roma and visiting da Cattycombs. I sees my EyeTailYun self being a Patrioticat on da JULY page and again feeling HollyDazed on DECEMBER page. Youza can purrrrchase thizza fantasticat calendar and all da purrrOHseeds goes to da wonnerful Shelter dat Morris started hizza life at in Hinsdale. Yep uh huh itza fur shure. PREVIEW The 2011 Morris & Friends Calendar HERE

Youza always gonna know exacticatically what day itza is with this meovalous Morris The Cat Calendar! Happy MEW Year tooza youza!

Going On Da Road -Itza Road Trip

Everybody takes da road trip - even Oprah and Gayle just went on a Yosemite road trip. And this coming week izza week fur travelling and unravelling at da Thanksgiving table, but I gotta get on my road trip to get to that table.

Yep uh huh,packing my bags fur a week on Gwampa's ranch. Rented a convertible CatOlac to drive with little brofur Yolo and weeza gonna stop at da rest stops to rest befur we gets to da Rancho - that way we arrives all furesh and purrky fur the turkey.

We Boyz signed up fur all da Rancho activities like Purrfecto Peacock Patrol - we do that frum our upstairs window (datsa fur stretching our neck muscles left and right) . Another thing weeza doing is daily tours of inspectacatting the ancient Cattycombs of Cobwebs under the beds. And then every afternoon there is "upstairs mousing in da attic" and at night weeza doing "Wheel of Barn Owls". Catzowey weeza gonna be exhausticatted and need a vakayshun!

Me, Myself and Yolo wants youza and yurza to have a terrificatically Happy Thanksgiving with a great day of Left Unders and Left Overs on FurEyeDay. Hope itza warm at yur house too

Whatza Time Is It?

My furiends in England changed da time an hour back, waaaay last month. Then my furiends over in Australia (datsa directacatically across da Pacific Oshun frum San Franfuncisco), theyza changed a week ago and now me and myself in San Franfuncisco Falls back last Saturday night. I hears weeza gonna be Springing furward in da Spring.

So I'ma confused and not amewsed about what time is dinner time? On Sunday I wazza hungry at 5 o'clock. But itza really 6 o'clock so whenza it really gonna be din din dinner time?

Gonna call 1-800-Now-Time to find out.

Itza Time Again In 2010

Catzowey! I cannot believe a whole giganticat year hazza gone by - datsa abundacatnaps - and now itza time again in 2010 fur us all to enter and have da fun voting fur da World's Coolest Fotos.

This year Me & Myself izza entered in FUNNY FACES and I don't thinks datza so funny but someoneduz so here's our page fur yur votes .. itza me and myself and my beloved Momma Baci (she crossed da Bridge on April 3, 2010) but sheeza sent down da heavenly meowsage dat itza OK to enter this foto. Vote for GUIDO the Italian Kitty & Baci in the World's Coolest Contest

Once In A Catzillion Years!

Itza 10-10-10 and thatza shure something speshule! Catzowey in all my 9 lives purrobably never ever gonna see dat date again fur shure. Itza one in a catzillion years this happens so itza like being a feline phenomenon.

So waaaake up, stretch da legs, have a speshule Sunday brunch, catnap, waaaake uppa again, do a little Downward Doggie stretches and then head for da speshule lunch. Youza can repeat this again and get yur meowvalous self ready for a speshule dinner too - cuz today is 10-10-10!

PAWTY like A PIRATE in da Catibbean Islands - 09-19

Sept 19th izza da OhFishYul day for THINK LIKE A PIRATE and all around da world everyone izza thinking of Johnny Depp. So weeza gonna Pawty Like A Pirate all week long. Get yur fun loving self over to this Pawty Forum page and be ready to Yo Ho Hozatini and not walk da gang plank! I hears da Pirates had Catibbean Meatballs too!

Ahoyzalini meowster mates! HERE IZZA DA PAWTY FORUM LINK FUR DA FUN

Duz Youza Know Whatza On Yur Shelf?

If youza curious as a cat to know what not-so-heatlhy Flea & Tick purroducts izza sitting on yur shelf, ready to be used on youza, then youza gonna wanna read this week's GUIDO GAZETTE cuz it's eye opening fur shure. My Envirocat self izza on my soapbox, MY NACHURAL SOAPBOX So get yur paws over to The Guido Gazette and then toss out da toxic stuff.. Phew, weeza never knows whatza we is gonna learn next.

Now go and have a CATZOWEY day!

Labor Day - Da Purrfecto Day To Get Labored Over

Catzowey itza da Labor Day weekend here in da YouEssHay and weeza got our 2-legged Staff and Family members all home cuzza all da offices is closed fur da Labor Day weekend. Shuksatini, datsa means no Posties in da mail, no checking my checking account but free parking in San Franfuncisco!

Me and Myself has instructed my Staff to labor over me on Labor Day, since theyza not working, they'za all home with us. So I purrclaim Labor Day as the purrfecto day fur we furs to be labored over - meowsaged, fed extra tiddy bitties, told howza cute we izza more than normal, hear some extra "ohhh and ahhhs" and youza know, just get labored over on Labor Day.

Wishing youza da purrfecto Labor Day on Monday & Mille Meowster Grazie fur sending yur fabuloso Labor Day speshule zealies with da terrificat meowsages. Youza all warming my heart so so so much and The Guido Gazette explains my feelings about FURIENDS ... datsa YOUza and YURza!

Ciao & Meow!

Healthy Butza Notza Wealthy - Can't Have It All

Finally me and myself izza healthy and said Arrividerci & Bye Bye Baby to dat dreaded respurratory infekshun Me, Myself and little brofur Yolo got. Weeza finally back to brofur wrestling today even though weeza both in da lighter divisions cuz weeza lost 1-1/2 lbs each being inFURmed. Being so sick and weak wazn't fun at all, but I came tooza life when I saw dat Vet signore walk into da room with da Thermometer - upza and outza I went!

So weeza healthy but our MasterCat cards got meowxed out cuz da Vets izza greedy purrsons and charged enuf to fly us to Roma and back FURst class, and then theyza misdiagnosed brofur Yolo. Shuksatini! But weeza healthy meowsters now. WOWza MEOWza life is catzowey!

Mille Meowster Grazie to all of youza fine feline furiends and our pooch pals too who sent da caring gifties and meowvalous healing wishes! Purrahps itza time to celebrate Furiends and good health - letza have a Meatballs Pawty! Name da date and letza celebrate!

Itza FurEyeDay da 13th - Yep Uh Huh It Is

Itza da furst and da one and only FurEyeDay da 13th in all of 2010 so be shure youza enjoys thizza day today. Nobody knows exacticatically who invented da FurEyeDay da 13th but one thing is fur shure, itza always gonna be around.

Here's some suggestions fur youza today:

Smile cuz if youza mad youza gonna blame it on being FurEyeDay da 13th

Watch where youza purrrowls in da house - and look up up up on da shelf so nothing falls on yur head cuz then youza gonna blame it on being FurEyeDay da 13th.

Tell yur pawrent exacticatically what youza wants fur dinner. If youza leaves it up to them, then youza gets something inFURior and youza gonna blame it on being FurEyeDay da 13th.

Don't step on any of da sidewalk cracks cuz there da rumor dat it can break da back - whooza youza gonna blame dat on? Da guy who invented da FurEyeDay da 13th!

So Happy Felice FurEyeDay da 13th - be safe, be smartzatini and make it a nonCATastrophic purrfecto day!