Abundacat Thanks To YOU and YOU and YOUza tooza

Youza all made my Super 6th birthday so so so speshule and Me & Myself felt like 60 years yungun instead of 6 dat next day, after I pawtied all week long. MOL there's a price tag on everything! But nowza Me & Myself has recovered and weeza both thinks itza meowvalous being Super 6.

Gifties, Zealies and meowsages of good wishes frum you are all so so so appreciated and I thanks YOU and YOU and YOUza tooza fur making my birthday CATZOWEY! Youza furiends warms uppa my EyeTailYun heart, yep uh huh itza fur shure.

Sending a Man Cat sized hug to youza all!

PAWSatively My Bestest Birthday Prezzie

Me & Myself and The Golden Gate Bridge all having meowvalous birthdays this weekend and Yep uh huh I'ma begging you for the gift dat keeps on giving and itza Environmentally correct cuz itza duzn't require wrapping paper or curling ribbons!

Check out my Happy Birthday Guido WISHES List and mille meowster grazie fur helping PAWS "Pets Are Wonderful Support" cuz theyza helps the seniors and the ill purrsons never ever have to give uppa their meowsters and pooches.
Ciao & Meow & Mille Meowster Grazie to all!

Come To San Franfuncisco - The City of St. Francis !

Checks this story out ! WOWza MEOWza a meowster wazza found on da streets over in Tehran - that'za far from my homeland of EyeTailYah. Yep uh huh and nice purrsons flies him cross da oshuns (abundacat oshuns not just 1) and he gets his medical surgery to get fixed up, right here in San Franfuncisco!

Me & Myself both hope youza enjoys this heartwarming mews article.


http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2012/04/26/injured -iranian-cat-recovers-at-s-f-shelter/?tsp=1

Catzillionaire or Bust

What a purrfecto FurEyeDay it is to become a Catzillionaire! Someone fur shure gonna becomes dat in the night, tonight - undoubtacatedly.

Cuz almost all the States in the You Ess Hay is selling abundacat Lotto tickies cuz everybody wantza win and youza cannot wins and become a Catzillionaire if youza duzn't purrchase a ticket. Me & Myself knows 8 States not selling da tickies so theyza all catnapping thru da fun, but here in CalEyeFurKneeYah itza mega Catzillionaire madness and da purrsons izza not catnapping. Theyza all standing on da street sidewalks in looooong lines to purrchase their future. My cat eyes sees it out my window.

So youza wondering whatza I would do if Me & Myself wins dat half O' billion bucks? Hmmmm, lemme purrponder dat for a day!

Wishing youza nonCATastrophic FurEyeDay,
Ciao & Meow!

Feeling Lionlike & Lying Around

March 1st - itza dat day of the Year when everybody's cat chatting bout "itza come in like a Lion!" I duzn't see any big cats coming in my door and my doorbell has not gone ringy dingy ding dong today. But, I see Tony the Tiger sized rain drops pounding my San Franfuncisco windows and wild winds blowing my stylish fur all out of place.

I heard something bout "itza gonna go out like a lamb" - bamzatini get ready to hears da baaa baaaa baaaa black sheep sounds at yur front door and more! Whatza with da weather purrsons on my TeeVee? Theyza only talking bout lions and lambs today when theyza should have the focus on no hocus pokus weather repurrrts.

If the 1st day of March came in like a purring Lamb or a roaring Lion, enjoy and make it a nonCAastrophic day!

Oh No I'm Solo With No Yolo

It's a sad day for Me & Myself, cuz my brofur Yolo is crossing The Rainbows Bridge this morning and heeza been my little brofur, my bestest and only little brofur for all 4-1/2 of his meowvalous years.

I'ma gonna be learning to watch All Star Wrestling on TeeVee cuz I gotta no Yolo to wrestle with.

Gonna be shrinking my Man Cat waist line as I wont have Yolo's food bowls to sneak into it.

Must remember to cuddle double time with Momma cuz sheeza just got Me & Myself now.

If youza curious as a cat to know whatza happened, Yolo was diagnosed with da dreaded FIP disease this Thursday. Heeza became the incredible shrinking kitty 3 weeks ago and bamzatini dat disease has fallen my bestest brofur.

Weeza crying abundacat EyeTailYun tears - hey, weeza EyeTailYuns so weeza has dat eemoshunal geneticat stuff in us. But we smiles knowing weeza donated Yolo's body today to our San Francisco SPCA for their continuing FIP research program theyza doing with the Univ of Calif at Davis. Now - dat University izza in YOLO County and Yolo's tissues gonna hopefully helps other meowsters not get this dreaded FIP.

I gotta go and cuddle my brofur - just 4 hours more till he twavels to the Heavens.
Luv,
Guido

It's Super Dooper Bowl Weekend

Catzowey!This Meowster gotta da meowvalous ideas for watching da Footzaball game on Sunday - up close and in the game too! Only thing heeza furgot was his doggie bag to put his Footzaball foods in. Hmmmzatini - whatza Footzaball foods is youza gonna be purrparing for the Super Dooper Bowl?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP8TJTeCNeU

Footzaball 101 According To My EyeTailYun Self

Itza Sunday and itza speshule Sunday for the TeeVees - theyza all gonna be ON today cuz itza da funtasticat Footzaball Playoffs. Now whatza dat mean to me and tooza you?

1) Get a furont row seat, yep uh huh, high up on dat TeeVee table so youza can see good on da 50 yards line, 20 yards line, anywhere dat ball is going or not going.

2) Put earplugs in yur ears cuz the folks in back of you gonna be yelling "Get Down I can't See" (theyza could see if theyza joins you up front high on da TeeVee table but theyza purrfurs to lounge on the lounging sofa and recliner chairs stuffing those chips n' dips into their cheeks like squirrels getting ready for the winter)

3) Plan a catnap on top of the TeeVee with yur tail dangling down in front of the warm screen. This is gonna keeps you toasty warm during the game.

4) When it's a tense 2 minutes left on the clock, paws sweating and silence in the living room, get up and MEOW! Youza gotta tell da family and guests youza hungry too! Catzowey theyza all stuffing their cheeks and nobody's offered youza crab dip or tuna sammy without the bread. Hey duz we have to be begging for the Footzaball foods?

Datsa it for my Footzaball 101 where I'm repurrting live from San Franfuncisco cuz my San Fran 49ers is gonna be playing (and purrhaps swimming) today! Might be the first Footzaball Playoff game where the refs is wearing life purrsevors!

Happy Footzaball Playoff Sunday!

Terrificat MEW Year Wishes For You, and YOU

Catzowey! Itza da FURst day of the MEW Year and I'ma having dat Rose Purrade withdrawals cuz never in my fab five years has I not watched da rosie floats, float by my TeeVee screen on Mew Years Day. But, yep uh huh I heard itza happens every 7 years fur shure . Catziwey being Me & Myself izza only 5, itza news tooza me. Hiss Fits galore and more: gotta wait till da 2nd day of the MEW Year to catch those colorful petals purrancing down Pasadena Avenue in Southern CalEyeFurKneeYah.

So whatza Man Cat to do today on this FURst day of the MEW Year? Kick back and become a sofa tater. Itza just like being a couch potato I thinks. Then I'll wake up and dish out some EyeTailYun cuddles then have a MEW Years day snackaroni (yep Mice a Roni izza the San Franfuncisco treat!) and return to being a sofa tater on this 1st Sunday of the MEW Year.

There may be no Rose Purrade on Sundays but itza purrfecto day today to say "Happy MEW Year To YOU" and cheers to a Catzowey Catster 2012.

Happy Holly Dazed Wishes To All My Catster Pals

Ho Ho Ho and HOzatini - and bring on da clam linguini cuz itza Cwismus time and in EyeTailYah where I comes from, weeza has the Cwismus 7 Fishes Feast! Cwismus in Italy izza Buon Natale and a favorito cat meal fur shure. I means, not one or two but 7 fishes dishes? Catzowey!

This time of da year can be nice even if youza been naughty, and not good for other furiends, but whoever youza is and whatever youza feeling, youza not alone. Nope, uh huh itza fur shure, youza never ever alone cuz youza got us Catsters and doggone great Dogsters too, yep uh huh cuz weeza all here together like da red sauce on da Raviolis.

And I'ma sending youHolly Dazed Edition of THE GUIDO GAZETTE cuz itza gonna brings some Ho Ho Ho Ho's to youza. Might even jingle yur silver bells and youza thinks itza swells and Oh Holy Cannoli Night! Itza the Season with a reason - just give a hug!

Buon Natale, Meowvalous Holly Dazed Wishes tooza youza,