Furry Nice Contest Me and My Paws Have Entered

Catozowey! It wouldn't be a normal month if me and my smitten kitten paws weren't in a fabucat contest so starting off our New MEW year, I've entered my meowster mug to win the Bissell Pet Of The Year honors - woo hoo I wanna be their spokescat for 2009. We've got abundacat fur in our cat house & I could purrmote fur them all the merits of their PURRoducts.

This contest is a little tricky but they won't outfox we Catsters. Gotta vote every Tuesday for a bunch of weeks (yep till March) so don't catnap thru this weekly contest. If I win, we're gonna have a big Catster party and you'll be there!

VOTE FOR GUIDO in the BISSELL MVP Photo Contest 2009!

Margo & Mikey the Hunney Mooner Meowsters In San- FranCATtastico

It's a Catzowey day in the City by the Bay cuz my smitten kitten paws were so bizzi with hosting
Margo RKN and Mickey The MEOWLY Weds

Itz catzowey cool they married on 01/01/09!) and are on their Hunney Moon cross country... Paws UP for these 2 Catsters! It was fureeezing here in San Fran today, but we meowster motored them to the Golden Gate Bridge on my yacht the "Cat Adventure", hosted them at home for furesh Dungenese crabs and went to my kitty cellar of fine feline wines to bring out the MEOWLOT and Cabercat Sauvignon vintage wines - hey my furiends are hunney mooning and they're my Catster pals! So nothing but the best for them.

Now they're sleeping soundly in our San Fran home - we got a spechule jungle bed for them - woo hoo! If yur curious as a cat, it's kind of like a Tanzania Lion Sized Bed -jist for their spechule visit. Oh it's fantasticat seeing these 2 adoracats in meowvalous luv. And manana they'll be on their way to MayHEEkow! EYE karumba kitty!

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

THE GUIDO GAZETTE
Start Your Day The Guido Way!

It Was A Very Good Year - A Meowvalous Year!

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?

Heck no, we are Catsters,
And we are all terificatically fine.

I'd never wanna furget you, my furiends who I met in '08,
Specially those who suPURRted my TV debut when I didn't leave the gate!

My 9 lives are enhanced with knowing you and your fams,
There are so many of us! If we were Beavers, we'd be building dams.

The past year was abundacatically filled with chaos and change,
Hey a new fam in the White House and if they don't get a cat well that's strange!

So bring out the hats and the streamers galore,
We kitties can bat around the bubbly corks all over the floor.

If you're curious as a cat to know what I'm doing in '09,
Well it's not heading to the aerobicat club or changing how I dine.

There's no such thing as furgettin' a furiend,
We're Catsters furever, till the very end.

Hope you have a nonCATastrophic Mew Year & abundacat thanks for being my catzowey friend. Here's to a fine '09 and fantasticatnaps too!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO The Italian Kitty

Well Jingle My Italian Bells

Catzowey! It's the 2nd week of December and I'm busy making my list and checking it twice, and I assure you that I'm never meowster naughty but always fantasticatically nice. Tis the season to be jolly (please don't eat the Holly!) and dreams of sugar coated mice are dancing big time in my head while I slumber away in my "made in Italy" sleigh bed.

Gingerbread houses are popping up here and there, but hard for a kitty to fit into, so I kickback and just stare. Santa Paws is busy up north so they say, I think he's got a herd of mice working for minimum wage pay.

You deck the halls and just give me my catnip balls! Oh Holy meow, the star is brightly shining, but I'd much rather be sitting as the centerpiece wondering when we're dining.

We can rock around the Christmas tree and hang our stockings too, but if I don't get my catnap I'll be turning blue Christmas in front of you.

Frosty the snow dude is a jolly old soul they say, but here in sunny California he'd be melting away. So it's on Dancer and Vixen and Rudy too, honestly I don't know the others names, haven't got a clue!

My Italian stocking is hung and it's catzowey galore - gotta wait till the 25th to get it down on the floor.

I wish you all a Buon Natale and please oh please, be sure you pawsatively come thru these Holly Daze with abundacat ease.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic, jolly and not so dazed December!

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO The Italian Kitty

Start Your Day The Guido Way

Paws Crossed Across The Catster Nation

How purroud I am to be a Catster, knowing our catzillion Catster paws are crossed and purraying today for Muppet (and her Vet and her family).
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO The Italian Kitty

Leftovers On FUReyeday After Turkey Feast Day

Who doesn't adoracat a turkey leftover the day after Thanksgiving! It's the Cat's Meow but nothing like having it furesh on Thursday. Absoluticatically we mighty meowsters should not catnap on Thanksgiving Day, but should purrfectly plan our day and manage to spend abundacat time UNDER the Thanksgiving table as it's inevitable that some human will drop tidbits of goodies - they say "ohhh it slipped off my fork" or the West Coast folks scream "oh my gosh my golly I think we just had an earthquake that jolted the food off the table"! Uh huh - oh sure! Great excuses for we meowsters who huddle under their ankles lying in wait for the tidbits to drop. PURRaise the lord these people are not neat and tidy!

So while you're PURRusing your dining situation for this Thanksgiving Day - a blessed event and a food-o-ganza fur sure, will you vote for my momma cat? Yep, my Baci who has tolerated me for 2 years and taught me my smitten kitten manners, is a finalist at 13 yrs of age - yep she's in the FUNNY FACE CATegory - so please toss her a pawsative vote - the Olde Orange Furt deserves it - I give her my GUIDO 4 Paws UP life achievement award!

VOTE FOR BACI AND HER FUNNY FACE for Best in Show!

Am I A Catzillionaire?

Absoluticatically I am a Catzillioniare! I didn't win the $ 1 million on Think Like A Cat, but nobody did and I'm rich in furiends which in my kitty catulations ads up to way way way more than $ 1 million in green stuff (besides I'm a cat and I don't have a bank account so what would I do with all that green money?). So, what's an Italian Kitty to do now? Catnap and play with my Catster pals! Woo hoo and you have all kept me going the past months with meowvalous words of supuurt and gifts galore, and my smitten kitten self cannot begin to say Mille Grazie (yep that's EyeTaleeyun) and thanks to your humans too fur letting ya be the best furiends an Italian kitty ever had!

I decked out on Saturday night and my best furiend Skeezix loaned me his tuxedo tie cuz my customized kitty couture tie got lost in customs en route from Italy cuz AliTALEyah airlines is on strike. Wanna see our pawty photos - here you go!
SKEEZIX AND GUIDO PAWTY BIG TIME!

The surprise of the evening was definicatically NOT the none pawsative end of the game show (what cat treks down a race track when disco lights are fluttering above and auto cameras zipping by on little tracks -isn't that more exciting than a can of meowmix!!?) . I was mewsmerized by it all.
My best show night surprise was sharing pasta ala catnip with Ted Rheingold, the Tom Cat of Catster and Big Dog of Dogster who joined me and my furiends for the celebration. And Tailer's Dad, Anders fresh off the plane from Sweden showed up too (without any Swedish herring to nosh on). We didn't exacticatically have a smorgasbord but we wined and dined on an abundacat Italian feast.


Ciao & Meow to my Fabucat Catster Pals!
GUIDO The Italian Kitty

START YOUR DAY THE GUIDO WAY!

Will You THINK LIKE A CAT on November 15th?

It's show time!

Are you wondering if I taught our game show host Chuck Woolery the art of fantasticat catitude? And if you want to see how 8 cool Catestants compete for a $1 million grand PURRize (meowstah - that's a lot of new litter!), curl up on a family member's lap with some vintage catnip and catomille tea and tune in to enjoy the Meow Mix Think Like A Cat show. I can let a little cat out of the bag: it was a fantasticat time and me and my paws went to Hollywood - kind of like California Dreamin' and I could be a Million Dollar Baby too! Catzowey!!!

The show PURRmiers Saturday November 15th at 9:30pm ET on the Game Show Network (GSN). So don't catnap and miss it - I need my Catster pals to pawsatively cheer me on!


Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO The Italian Kitty

Vote Without Being Republicat Or Democat - It's The Catster Contest!

Catzowey - Baci is in a contest - The Funniest Face division in CATSTER Contest...check out her red tabbie self AND cast your vote for my fantasticat red tabbie with Catitude.

CAST YOUR PAWSATIVE VOTE HERE FOR BACI

And wanna see me as you never see me? With my best furiend and sitting, yep sitting.
SEE FOR YOURSELF AND VOTE YOUR PAWS


Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO The Italian Kitty

Catzowey I Went To Hollywood!

Dollywood and Bollywood have nothing over Hollywood! Catzowey folks, this is the cat's meow when you set your 4 paws upon Sunset Boulevard at Sunset and at Sunrise too, and then retreat to the luxurious Hotel Palomar to kick back and catnap. Uh huh, it's a cat's life for sure in Hollywood with the abundacat sun rays which are more PURRvalent than the sun rays in my San Fran.

Tune your paws in for the meowvalous update of just what took my 4 mighty meowster paws out of the City By the Bay to Hollywood , land of California Dreaming and Day of the Cat, and let's toss in What's New Pussy Cat! If my smitten kitten ears hear those tunes one more time I may have a hiss fit. My whiskers are wiggling to tell ya where I've been, but ya gotta just catnap and stay tuned for a little while longer - you know maybe a long catnap. Pinch my paws, am I dreaming?

So while you're on countdown to find out why my paws and me went to Hollywood, check out the Guido Gazette, and start your day the Guido way at http://theguidogazette.blogspot.com.

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty