Mamamia Meowvalous Mews & News Today!!

CATZOWEY CATZOWEY! I slept in this morn and wish I hadn't! Catzowey the increducatulous Catster honored smitten kitten me with a Diary Pick of the Day! Me and my paws wanna host a pawty to celebrate and thank Catster for this meowvalous honor and free nip sauce pasta for all. Now I wish I hadn't slept in so late and I could be enjoying da honor for extra hours.

Pawty? Did someone say Pawty? Reserve May 2nd - can't tell you and your adoracatable self purrcisely why but we'll be horsing around a lot!

Mamamia - my eyeTAILyun whiskers are wiggling being in the fabucatulous company of today's suPURRb Diary Picks: Khaki, Sir Alfie Kneadsalot, Edie and Kaci Sunshine. I've been very sad about the earthquake in my homeland Italia so this is a great PURRk up. I hope all my Catster pals say a little PURRayer for the humans and animals who've lost their homes or lives in Italy.

Mille Meowster Grazie Signore Catster - you are a bello amico!
Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

EGGstaticat Week

CATZOWEY it's almost time for da wabbit to visit - yep uh huh, Mister Bunny himself in living color is coming to my house on Sunday. So I'm bizzi with sPURRIng cleaning and making my politicatically correct house all nice and colorfully comfy for da dude.

You can check out my smitten kitten stuff right here at
This Week's GUIDO GAZETTE It really is a great way to start your day the Guido way!

Busted by Snuzzy - UH OH!

Oh I wasn't really catnapping, I was meditating! Had one eye open, yep uh huh, no kidding I really was on guard ! If you don't take SNUZZY's warm and fuzzy blog, you need to sign yur paws up today..... and check me out on this morn's issue hot off the PURRess.

THE SNUZZY BLOG RIGHT HERE

What Do You Get When You Put Abundacat Catster Moms In One- Room?

Catzowey ya getsa fantasticat evening!!! My house was filled to the brim with meowvalous San Franfuncisco Catster moms last night - yep uh huh, they accepted my invatashun to come and dine EyeTailYun style - that means platters of food and lotsa furiends and abundacatchat.

They were catchatting up a storm too. But the bestest part was the pawty favors that my furiend Luci sent with her Momma - whoa - impurrted nip Seegars - I thinka the nip is from all the way cross the big oshun, purrobably from eyeTAILya cuz it was fabucatulous stuff. Me and litlte bro Yolo shared a Seegar and wrestled right under all the feets of the Catster mom - that's a total of 8 feet they have.

My whiskers were wiggling knowing we had such speshule moms in our cat house. Skeezix's momma (she made star studded cookies that made Yolo's eyes light up!). The momma of Chai Latte, Sugar and my buddy Little Bit brought da bestest furesh pane (oops that eyeTailyun!) I mean a great big loaf of good bread - you know, the kind that when the mommas eat it, all the crumbs dropsa onto the floor and then we meowsters have fun playing hockey with the crust crumbs!

There's more: my friend Luci also sent all of da meowsters Cat Dancers too and her momma brought a bottle of vino for the moms (those girls sip, nip and chat alot!)

AND there'sa more! Yolo found Skeezix sleeping in his Momma's tote bag - so we woke him up to come to the table cuz I lovesa my best buddy!

So I'm recovering today from the Catster mom's soiree. Gonna be a day of catnaps fur shure and then I'm gonna attack my impurrted Seegar and kick back for a while.
Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Come On Furs - Get On Board The Rescue Railroad

Yep uh huh, times are tumultuously tuff fur everyone who lives anywhere in da whole big world, but me and my smitten kitten self was melted by a plea to help a whole bunch of furs, like an abundacat Catster family who purrobably won't stay together - cuz you know, da humans dey losta their savings. Here's da link to The Tennessee Catsters In Need and youza and yurza self can join our group and stay posted. The administrators are terifficats and they're while we catnap they're working out a meowster multitude of ways to help these cats find homes.PLEASE JOIN the RESCUE RAILROAD

I tells ya, no matter how bad yur catnap is or how many hiss fits yurself is having over humans coming home late, you'll feel better when you read about the Tennessee Catsters In Need.

Mille Grazie to you - you're fantasticat!

Come On Furs - Get On Board The Rescue Railroad

Yep uh huh, times are tumultuously tuff fur everyone who lives anywhere in da whole big world, but me and my smitten kitten self was melted by a plea to help a whole bunch of furs, like an abundacat Catster family who purrobably won't stay together - cuz you know, da humans dey losta their savings. Here's da link to The Tennessee Catsters In Need and youza and yurza self can join our group and stay posted. The administrators are terifficats and they're while we catnap they're working out a meowster multitude of ways to help these cats find homes.Please join the Rescue Railroad

I tells ya, no matter how bad yur catnap is or how many hiss fits yurself is having over humans coming home late, you'll feel better when you read about the Tennessee Catsters In Need.

Mille Grazie to you - you're fantasticat!

A Catzowey SpecialEyeZonee Saturday Visit

Me and my self is alwayza travelling around da globe sPURReading goodwill and raisin awareness for good oranizashuns, but I actualicatically live in the center of da City of San FranFuncisco and I've got 3 really molto bene furiends who live way fur away in Fresno - oops, I think it's called FUResno and dat place is really molto famoso for the dancin' raisins. Remember doza dudes dancin on TeeVee? Yep uh huh the little raisins that danced to MoTown tunes while raisin awareness - like I do septa I donta dance cuz I got 4 left feet.

Wouldn't ya know, my momma and the fabucatulous momma of
CURLY,FLACA, and STANLEY had a meowster momma meet - on a ranch in Tracy this Saturday. That's kind of in between San FranFuncisco and FUResno. Yep uh huh, we meowsters all stayed home alone while our mommas met for furst time at my gramma and grampas ranch. I heard they had a really good time (knowing them they even had wine!) and it was specialEYeZonee visit fur all da humans. Curly's dad and momma are mewsishuns - they brought der stuff: a mandolin and a big guitar too and they played mewsic in my gramma and grampa's house. All their paws were tapping to da great tunes. WOW Curly and Flaca and Stanley are furtunate to have mewsic in derza house. Datsa so eyeTAILyun!

Our mommas look happy and like content-a-cats and CATch what theyza eacha holding: a foto of me and a stuffed animal dats supposed to be Curley .... ah gee wizz, our mommas are adoracatably in luvs with us meowsters.

Have a nonCATastrophic week!

FurEYEday Da 13th - It's a Catzowey Great Day!

If youza and yur paws are eyeTAILyun then ya noza dis day is Buon FURtanado - yep uh huh, like good luck. So we meowsters have 9 lives which is very good luck, but maybe good luck will come to us today too. Youza can purrtend youza eyeTAILyun OR I'm making EVERY FUR a little eyeTAILyun today!

What does an eyeTAILyun kitty eat on St. Patrick's Day? Furget da corned beef and cabbage (turns my whiskers in the wrong direczione)

Well catzowey, me and my smitten kitten self is gonna consume "a lotta green". I purrpose da following internazionale menu be served with Irish gusto:

* Pesto Pizza topped with mozzarella wrapped nip leaves.

* Ensalada di greens (basel and green stuff, maybe lettuce or is it
"Let Us Entertain You, you little Leprechauns!)

* Panne di Olivio Vert (yep uh huh, green olive bread fit fur a wee one - how can I catch myself one of doza wee greenie guys?

* Icea Creama impurrted from Dublin - ummm yummy gellato topped with green pistaccios! Datsa Irish fur shure

A little gulp of vino di vine and I'm gonna be feeling perky and fine on St. Paddy's Day!

Meet My Almost Irish Furiend

CATZOWEY and yep uh huh - I have a new fantasticat furiend who lives almost close to da green Leprechauns in Ireland and I wanna youza to meeta him - he's my molto bene new buddy and fabuloso furiend BERTIE who's a bit far from most of us, cuz Bertie has his litter box and cat bed in LONDON - YEP uh huh, like way across da oshun~ but he's a Catster and I wanna youza to meeta and greeta him..
SAY HELLO TO BERTIE MY CATSTER FURIEND IN LONDON

Ireland and Italia? Day Is Dah Same

Yep uh huh, Ireland and Italia have a lot in common - they're both across da big oshun and they both begin with "I" as in EYEtailYun. My great meowster grampa Guido da Furst from da olde country told me everyone has a little Irish in dem cuz dose Leprechauns were crewsading and on da move sPURReading da cheer and dah little irish jeans. I don'ta thinka they were spayed or neutered!

Lookey here - I bagged myself a little leprechaun dude who was sneaking around my house yesterday gathering up all my green goods . Me and myself caught him just as he was heading out da door with my Top O' Da Morning green beads. He's gonna spend a few weeks learning proPURR EyeTAILyun now and he might stay for Columbus Day cuz he likes green and we serve Pesto on Columbus Day.

Ciao & Meow and don't have a hiss fit today!