October 15th 2009 10:04 pm
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Catozwey! Weeza had da most meowvalous visitor this week all da way from Liverpool England, across da big pond! Yep uh huh, da momma of Alfiechinacat came to San Franfuncisco en route around da whole YouEssHay. Sheeza visiting mosta da nashun and seeing so so so many meowvalous Catsters and their mommas too. Ohhhh, Signora Lyn has made me purr and sheeza full of da nice cat meowsages too . Lucky Alfie getting dis home meowsage service every day!
Da whole bunch of Castster Mommas, well they'za all invaded da HQ on Wednesday, yep uh huh, middle of da week on Oct 14th and I feelza sorry fur Mr Ted and Miss Lori at HQ! Can youza magine all da cat chatting going on at da furry same time with all da mommas? They'za don'tza listen to each other, theyza just yappity yap yaps away all day and all of da night too. Purrobably sounding like a litter of doggone cute puppies!
Mr Ted, (you know heeza da impurrtant Chief of Catster andza Dogster too) well he spoils da mommas and bring out da red carpet fur dem. Except itza not red, cuzza it'za Castster Greenie! And den he gets da giftie T's fur all da mommas and spoils dem more meowvalously. Basta Pasta Mr Ted youza sends our mommas home all spoiled and now itza challenging fur us kitties to live with da mommas! They'za feeling like stars frum da sky when theyza at HQ!
Duz you know whooza in da foto? I'm purrpondering whether to tellza youza or not... time will tail!
October 13th 2009 6:59 am
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Me and myself izza bizzi sprucing up da house, putting some extra feline fur around the furKneeChure, and I hear da Mayor of San Franfuncisco izza purrclaiming today October 13th as da OhFishYul "ALFIECHINICAT'S MOMMA DAY". Yep uh huh, that'za cuz Alfie's momma is arriving in my City by the Bay today and sheeza gonna be catnapping in da night time right here with me and myself too. Ohhhh WOWza MEOWza this izza so so so exciting that my EyeTailYun whiskers are wiggling and jiggling.
Sheeza not gonna be seeing any CalEyeFurKneeYah sun rays cuz weeza in a terrificat storm of rain, rain and more rain and it's a bad fur day cuz da winds is blowing too.
Welcome tooza da Momma of ALFIECHINACAT MY FURIEND ! Itza a meowvalous purrivilege to host you in our cat house! And whooza knows, I make make her my famous EyeTailYun meatballs!
October 10th 2009 9:08 am
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This Monday izn't just a Monday - it's Columbus Day and heeza my hero fur shure cuzza Signore Chris sailed over da oshun (maybe not so blue all da time) with da 3 ships and alot of nip on board. Yep uh huh, theyza had to hazza da Spanish Nip dat Queen Isabella grew inza da good furtalizer in her royal garden , or theyza never ever wouldza make it to AmerEeeKah.
Theyza sailed frum da purt of Genoa EyeTailYa - I tells ya itza da truth! So weeza got no mail, no bank doors open and da courts izza closed on Monday. What'za that mean? Humans home all day!
Happy Columbus Day my furiends and Viva EyeTailYa!!
October 4th 2009 9:06 am
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My buddy Bruce "The Boss" flew across da pond, yep he flew over da giganticat Atlantic Oshun to be here in San Franfuncisco with his momma so theyza could be cheering fur da Momma of "Jeter Harris". Yep uh huh, Jeter's momma, well sheeza flies on da big bird from New Yawk to walk fur 3 days - without a catnap! Sheeza walking fur da Cure for Breast Cancer and while sheeza walking, me and Bruce is talking over CalEyeFurKneeYah wines!
It'za meowvalous to have Da Boss in my City by the Bay and he's easy and relaxacatted, even with his jet lag. I noticed he started to catnap after we finished da CaberCat Savignon but he purrrked up when I told my furiend weeza heading down the street fur Pesto Meowgarita Pizza at my favorite ristorante!
Today weeza all going to da closing ceremony on the Bay overlooking da Golden Gate Bridge and weeza gonna yell and scream and cheer for Jeter's momma as she crosses thru da pink ribbon at da finish line! Sheeza gonna be ready fur a giganticat nap! Or maybe sheeza gonna be ready fur some speshule CalEyeFurKneeYah ChardCatOnay!
Go Roberta! Weeza so so so purrrrroud of you!
September 29th 2009 9:36 am
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Catzowey! I got abundacat mommas arriving this week in my City of St. Francis, yep uh huh, they'za all coming to San Franfuncisco to be cheerleaders! Now that's something to purrponder about ... all da catster mommas in cheer leading outfits (definicatically not deezined by da EyeTailYun couture dudes!)
They'za arriving to cheer on da fantasticat fast walking momma of JETER HARRIS as she competes in the giganticat 3 days 60 miles walk for da Cure For Breast Cancer. Me and myself izza gonna be at da finish line Sunday in my cheery outfit to yell and meow at her as she crosses da finish line - itza got a ribbon so da walkers knowza exacticatically where theyza supposed to finish propurrly.
Weeza got mommas from New Yahk, Capitola, England, Castro Valley and San Franfuncisco - all congregating. I'll bet theyza all gets catty!Welcome to the City by the Bay and hooray fur Jeter's Momma!
September 18th 2009 10:28 pm
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Catzowey and a MEOWza WOWza cuzza da whole globe, yep uh huh, that means da entire giganticat world is laden with Pirates! And I'm hearing echos of Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum Nip - itza everywhere as I whirls round da globe frumza Country to Country in my PurrEyeVat pirate ship, catchatting to fellow PurrEyeRats.
Hmmmmm, seems it's a meowvalous time to be on da poop deck and yelling "Yo Ho Ho Me Mate" but I'ma EyeTailYun so I'm purrobably gonna be cat chatting more like "Arrrrrrrr Basta Pasta Mi Mate-a-tini" and "oh Perbacco I seeza da plank in furont of youza and I thinksa youza should be walking da plank nowza meowza yep uh huh, like NOWza MEOWza!'
Pirates got da patches and cross bones and bling on der paws, but whatza they eat? Anybody know what Pirate food izza? Whatza they gnaw on when out at sea?
All paws on deck NOWza MEOWza!
September 9th 2009 2:48 pm
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Never ever in all my 9 lives has I been catnapping on a day with so so so many 9's in it! WOWza MEOWza this izza fantasticat andza maybe a furtunate day fur us felines! Hmmm, I'ma gonna purrponder it being 09-09-09 - whatsa youza thinking about this petnomenon?
August 3rd 2009 1:04 pm
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CATZOWEY! No time fur making da meatballs this week! I still cannot believes I got da giganticat honor of being da Cat of the Week. Me and myself has heard from a catzillion furiends near and far away in other meowster lands. It'za been da most meowvalous week of my life strating when Me and Myself both fainted when da doorbell went ringy dingy ding with da news! Good thing I got da meowdacine cabinet filled with Sardine Smelling Salts!
WOWza MEOWza! Been no time fur catnapping! And youza must see whatza else happened this week! Yep uh huh, my furiend Kiyande Kisu entered me in Zealie Lotto. AND, and, yep uh huh, Iza won 50 Zealies on Saturday! But itza not justa da win, itza HOW my FURtunate numero wazza selected - by a Horsie, yep uh huh and I'ma notta gonna tell you any more - just watch da video link below as it's CATZOWEY and I'ma not horsing around when I tellza this story! Nowza I'ma heading to a FURtune Teller with a catnip ball since things are mighty meowvalous I wantza to know whatza next.
WATCH THE ZEALIE LOTTO WINNER GET SELECTED RIGHT HERE BEFUR YOUR CAT EYES
Checking into da InterCatinental Hotel tomorrow morn for a long catnap. Gonna get my paws rested up for a big Meatball Madness pawty! Here comes an EyeTailYun kitty hug fur youza!!
July 28th 2009 2:25 pm
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Catzowey andza MEOWza WOWza too! I just got da speshule pmail from da furry impurrtant Catster at HQ saying I'ma da Cat Of The Week. WOWza MEOWza, in EyeTailYun thatsa "Il Gato di Settimana"! My 4 paws izza off da ground and me and myself sends a giganticat mille meowster grazie to Signore Catster fur dis meowvalous honor on 28 July.
My paws and me are PURRancing round da house (I thinks I'ma airborne!) and my whiskers izza wiggling to have a sellabrayshun dinner tonight. I'm so ecstaticat I can't even catnap! Letsa pop da imPURRted bubbly corks into da ceiling (shake out da dust in da rafters) and mangia on da PURRohvalone cheese and some sardines from Catalonia. Yep uh huh, youza knows I'ma gonna make some mighty speshule meatballs fur thisa fabucatulous OK-shun. Mamamia - life is meowvalous .... amma Me and Myself dreaming???
Waitsa meowment - hey furs ... youza must know I luvs ya so so so so molto meowster much. Me and EyeTailYun self can't sleep all day or allza night cuzza all da PURRecious gifties, messages of meowvalous wishes and knowing youza izza my furiends.! I thinks we gotta plan a MEATBALL MADNESS Pawty soon to pawty hawty! Grazie, Grazie and more mille meowster grazie!
Amore y Baci (datsa EyeTailYun cat chat for Love n' Kisses)!
July 18th 2009 8:55 am
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Catzowey! I heard it's good fur taking da stress out and keeps my stripes purrfectly in place if me and myself does the Yoga poses. So I bought myself a nice Yoga Yogi Cat Mat to match my EyeTailYun eyes (itza deeziner mat made in Italy & I'm an aesthetiCAT dude!) and I had a challenging time (almost used up one of my 9 lives!) trying to get my new Yoga Yogi Cat Mat to flatten out. Ya shure can't do the "ahhhhhmeeeeow" and be a relaxacat if youza got a bump in da road. And I did take off my speshule Hazel Lucy hat when me and my paws stepped on to da mat. I don'tza want my Hazel Lucy hat to get wrinkled!
So I finally figured it out - and I've been a relaxacat all week. I thinks the Yogi man knows something that we meowsters can PURRactice cuz weeza naturally relaxacats and like to lay on purrty things.
I hopes youza and yurza furiends and family hazza a meowvalous week and it shud be relaxing fur ya too. Just kick back and say "ahhhhhmmmeeeeoowwww"...... but don't slide off yur Yoga Yogi Cat Mat cuz that could make yur day Cat O' Strophic fur shure