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Why don't you answer me?

ugh!

ok, so i had this boyfriend that would come to the sliding glass door everyday to say hi and sometimes do a little dance and roll to show off, and i thought he was cute and i might be into him, but one day my mom left the sliding glass open to let in the cold air through the screen, and i did NOT like the way he smelled, i gave it a chance for a few seconds we were nose to nose, but then, i let him know my true feelings...which are of course "AS IF!" (translated from very loud growls, hisses, and attacks at the screen) my dad then sprayed him with a water bottle and that was the end of that. phew-so glad the boy drama is over for today. 'nite-poo

My most recent kill

Dear Diary,

Yesterday I heard a little rustle in a plastic bag in the kitchen-I don't usually like the sound of those things they are loud and scary, but this sound was different, it was the sound of something small, something I could KILL. So I went to check it out and sure enough my instincts were right, there was something alive in there most definatly. I went to one side and death called at it so it went the other way, but I quickly moved to the other side and repeated my death call-it froze out of fear of my call for sure. Then my mom caught on to what I was doing and VICORY she moved the bag and freaked out when she saw what I had been hunting...a ginormous roach! My fav. I was like "get over it, mom!" rolled my eyes at her and then chased it into the living room. I had it on it's back and I was batting it around giving it a slow death when my STUPID dad came and smooshed it with a white paper thingy and flushed it-geeeeez! Hope your day was better...luv-Poo

Why won't you talk to me?

Dear Diary:

Last night I couldn't sleep so I got out of bed and found my green glitter ball attached to a stick (it was for my Garfield Panic Mouse but I broke it), I started to talk to it because I was bored, but I got frustrated because it was not anwering me! So I talked to it louder and LOUDER and over and OVER, until my mom came down stairs to see what I was doing and yelled at me, she picked me up and put me back in bed, I figured there was nothing else to say to my green glitter ball so I went to sleep.

'nite! -Poo