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A Chicken Lover's Delight

August 6th 2008 6:58 pm
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The chicken jokes, etc just keep flocking in, this is so great! I am gonna save every one! Thanks so much for helping make my first Catster birthday a dream come true! I will be 7 tommorrow, I can already envision that big chicken dinner! Love Norman

Here's some more:

Morgan
Did somebody say- dinner!?

Purred: Wed Aug 6, '08 2:41pm PST

Here are some crazy laws about chickens!

It is illegal to raise chickens in bottles in New Jersey.

In Akron Ohio it is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.

It's illegal for a chicken to cross the road in Quitman, Georgia

Columbus Georgia: It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.

Gainesville Georgia: Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

It is illegal to throw an egg at a public speaker in Tennessee.

In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.

In Key West Florida chickens are considered a 'protected species'.

Topeka, Kansas: Dead chickens may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue.

Louisville, Colorado: Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.

Hope you have a great Birthday Norman!







♥Winn- ie - The Pooh

Hello- Furfriends, - Diva Kitty Here!

Purred: Wed Aug 6, '08 3:46pm PST

A little known fact about a chicken fur Norman...... Fact #1:


Chicken are pretty speedy little fellows! The chicken can travel up to 9 miles per hour when it really wants to!!!!!




Happy Burfday Norman!!! Anyfur else know another chicken fact #2?






Stormy

Save a homeless- pet !

Purred: Wed Aug 6, '08 4:49pm PST

No jokes from me, Just a big old hug and purr kisses for a very happy birthday.Have a very special day and enjoy your chicken.
Love,
Stormy

I am Loving this! Normy

 

More chicken jokes!

August 6th 2008 1:19 pm
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OMC you guys are the best here's some more!

Forums Home >Birthdays and Annifursaries



Chicken Lover Norman's Birthday!





Rosie

I'm kitten cute!

Purred: Wed Aug 6, '08 9:28am PST [edit your post]

My brother Normy-poo (Norman) will turn 7 on August 7th, he loves chicken and you can bet he will get some for his birthday. I would like to do something special for him, here's my idea:

Please post all the chicken jokes you know here or send to him on his page. I know he would love this!!!! His link-

http://www.catster.com/cats/704546

I'll start:

Why did the chicken RUN across the road?

To get away from Normy , of course!

Thanks in advance guys! Love Rosie








Freddie H.- Mac- (Thornclaw)

Recovering from- Bounty Hunting

Purred: Wed Aug 6, '08 10:36am PST

Happy Birthday Normie!
I have a joke for you!

Q:How long do chickens work?



A: Around the cluck!



purrs,
Freddie









KC Sunshine

Me is happy . .- . purrssssss!!

Purred: Wed Aug 6, '08 11:04am PST

Happy Birthday Norman!!



Here's one:

Q. Why Does A Chicken Coup Have Two Doors?
















A. If It Had Four, It Would Be A Sedan!




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Kinsey

So- cute,- right?

Purred: Wed Aug 6, '08 11:23am PST

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORMAN!!!

Here's some jokes for ya:

Q. What Do You Call A Chicken That Crosses The Road, Rolls In The Dirt, Crosses The Road, And Again Rolls In The Dirt?
A. A Dirty Double-Crossing Chicken!

Q. What Do You Call A Frightened Scuba Diver?
A. Chicken Of The Sea.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Guitar?
A. A Chicken That Makes Music When You Pluck It!

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull?
A. Just The Pit Bull.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Bell?
A. An Alarm Cluck.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Dog?
A. A Hen That Lays Pooched Eggs.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Race-Horse?
A. A Hen That Lays Odds.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Ghost With A Chicken?
A. A Poultry-Geist.




Hooch

Alpha Cat

Purred: Wed Aug 6, '08 12:30pm PST

A farmer with lots of chickens posted the following sign.
"Free Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."

What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?
Look at the orange mama laid. (pronounce it like 'marmalade')

What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A peeping tom.

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

Psychiatrist: What's wrong with your brother?
Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?
Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.

Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.

Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.
Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie-talkie, of course.

Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break.

Why do seagulls live near the sea?
Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.

On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
On the outside.

What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?
A chicken sand-witch.

What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was eggspelled.

Why should a school not be near a chicken farm?
So the pupils don't overhear fowl language.

Did you hear about Dr Frankenstein's invention for cooking breakfast?
He crossed a chicken with an electric organ and now he's got Hammond eggs.

What do you call a team of chickens playing football?
Fowl play.

Happy Birthday on August 7 to Normy!







Prince

Mr. Biscuits

Purred: Wed Aug 6, '08 12:33pm PST

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peanuts Gang Version

CHARLIE BROWN: Good Grief! The chicken crossed the road to call me a Blockhead!

LUCY: The chicken crossing the road is merely a symptom of society's wishy-washiness. That will be 5 cents please.

PEPPERMINT PATTY: You see, Chuck, me and Marci were wondering if you'd like to come watch the chicken cross the road over at our house.
MARCI: We were, Sir?

LINUS: The chicken crossed the road in preparation for the coming of the Great Chicken who brings broth and noodles to children everywhere.

FRANKLIN: Sure, ask the black kid a question now! 40 years of no speaking roles, and now all I get is this chicken question!

SCHRODER: It was the great perambulance and grace of the aforementioned fowl that Beethoven sought to capture in this piece.

SALLY: Big Brother, are you sure chickens are allowed to cross the road without the crossing guard?

PIG PEN: To get to the filthy chicken coop.

SNOOPY: It was SUPPER TIME! SUPPER TIME! SUPPER TIME!
SUPPER TIME! SUPPER TIME! SUPPER TIME!

WOODSTOCK: |||||||||

SPIKE: He was going to visit a brother who looks just like him (except for a mustache and hat) and hangs out in the desert in Needles, California. This having no connection or relevance to the other chickens crossing the road.

Happy Birthday to Normy on August 7th!







Princess

I want to be- alone!

Purred: Wed Aug 6, '08 12:35pm PST

Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To get to the other side

Why did the rooster cross the road ?
To cockadoodle dooo something

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the turkey cross the road ?
To prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn't have enough guts

Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
She wanted to stretch her legs.

How did the wealthy rubber chicken cross the road?
In her Cadillac stretch limo



MOL! Happy Birthday to Norman! (on the 7th)







♥- Alfie- ♥

~ORANGE POWER~

Purred: Wed Aug 6, '08 12:39pm PST

What is Superchicken's real identity?
Cluck Kent.

How did the chicken end up in the soup pot?
The farmer's wife told her it was a chicken jacuzzi.

What happens when a chicken eats gunpowder?
She lays a hand gren-egg.

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
The bombshell.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
It egg-splodes.

What happened when the hen ate cement?
She laid a sidewalk.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.

Why did the chicken disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

Why did the rooster file for divorce?
He was tired of being hen-pecked.

Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you're the chicken.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics!

Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.

Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-day.

What do you call a chicken with a disability?
Hendicapped.

Happy Birthday, Norman
Love ya
Alfie




Tedd- y Bearz- ♥

Heaven Sent

Purred: Wed Aug 6, '08 12:48pm PST

What do call a chicken who got too close to a nuclear plant?
Atomic cluck.


Why did the rooster stay outside dring the blizzard?
It was 'fowl' weather.




Why did the chicken cross the internet?
It wanted to get to the other site.


What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo clock.

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.


What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.


Why did the rooster run away?
He was chicken.


Why don't chickens like people?
Because we beat eggs.


Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.


What happened to the chicken whose feathers pointed the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.


Why did the chicken cross the road?
She wanted to see a man lay a brick.


What does a chicken wipe his beak with?
A henkerchief.


Why did the chicken cross the state line?
To get out of Kentucky.


Which religious man do chickens fear most?
The friar.



Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken.


Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.


Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have enough guts.


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.


How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.


Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum that it could be done.


Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
Because it ran out of cluck.


What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a bell?
A bird that has to ring its own neck.

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.

How do chickens dance?
Chick to chick.


Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar!

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To cockadoodle dooo something.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket.


Why does a rooster watch TV?
For hentertainment.


How do you stop a rooster from crowing on Sunday?
Eat him on Saturday


Happy Birthday Norman!
Have fun and chicken!


I am loving this, Thanks so much everyone! This might just be my bestest birthday ever! Love Norman

 

Birthday Chicken Jokes! Thanks Everyfur!

August 6th 2008 1:06 pm
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My sweet sisfur Rosie, got me the coolest birthday present ever for my birthday-chicken jokes! That's right chicken jokes! My birthday is tommorrow and she posted in the main forum and a couple of our groups that she would like to surprise me with tons of chicken jokes. They are already starting to come in! These are from Oliver, thanks a bunch! I will try to post some more in my diary as they come in, Oliver went to a lot of trouble to put all these together, so I am going to post these first, again much thanks Oliver!

Subject: For Norman With Love And Hugs From The Bell Ba-Bez Sent: Wed Aug 6



Message:
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To get to the other side

Why did the rooster cross the road ?
To cockadoodle dooo something

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the turkey cross the road ?
To prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn't have enough guts

Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Why did the turtle cross the road ?
To get to the shell station

Why did the horse cross the road ?
Because the chicken needed a day off

Why did the cow cross the road ?
To get to the udder side !

Why did the chewing gum cross the road ?
Because it was stuck to the chicken !

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
It wanted to get to the other site !

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?
An alarm cluck !

What does an alarm cluck say ?
"Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo !"

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

How long do chickens work ?
Around the cluck !

Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To prove to the possum that it could be done !

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?
Because it ran out of cluck !

Why did the cow cross the road ?
To go to the moooooovies !

Why did the cow cross the road ?
To get to the udder side !
Why did the chewing gum cross the road ?
Because it was stuck to the chicken !

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
It wanted to get to the other site !


I am betting Oliver is one cool dude! Love Normy

 

Raspberries!

August 5th 2008 11:24 am
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Diaries are for secrets right? Well I have a good one and if you promise not to tell anyone I'll share it with you. My meowmy is very silly over us cats, as most of you know, REALLY SILLY! She was playing with the babies yesterday (Babes From Texas), my youngest siblings and kissing them on the head and all the other things meowmies do, then she got the not so bright idea...... She had the cute little black one and she decided to blow a raspberry on his belly, like some people do with human babies, turned out not to be such a great idea. She scared the poor little guy almost out of his fur! He latched onto her face and now she wears the mark of a lesson well learned! I just wonder what she tells people when they asked how she got the scratches! Remember this is a secret, please don't tell her I wrote about her new "stripes".

 

Not a Good Day for Marshmallows

July 26th 2008 11:59 am
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The Texas heat is really scorching today. We have lots of those days here, with the temperature in the mid to high 90's and even a few days where it reaches over 100. We are laying around all over the house waiting for sundown, when maybe it will be cool enough to enjoy our outdoor pen. Some of the furs get a bit grouchy this time of the year, but not me. I know before long the weather will change. I will be 7 next month so I have been through the season changes many times, I like winter the best because it's good snuggle weather.
So today I will spend indoors enjoying the cool air, I have a primo spot picked out right under a vent. I also plan on avoiding all the grouchy furs.
Meowmy and daddy had planned on spending some time outside today, but that didn't last long. They came in all sticky and sweaty after just a few minutes. Meowmy went to make a fruit salad and even the marshmallows were stuck together, so I guess it's not a good day for marshmallows either!

 

Tagged by Tuffy!

July 21st 2008 12:04 pm
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I have been tagged by Tuffy, who lives life surrounded by my favorite food-CHICKEN! Man, what a lucky cat! The game is to list five things I like and tag five pals! So here goes!

1CHICKEN-now tell me you didn't see that one coming!
2Life, I have been blessed to have a truly wonderful family and friends too! Some cats aren't as fortunate.
3I love making pictures for my pals!
4Catster-it is a wonderful place in cyberspace!
5I love my meowmies-human and furmeowmy angel Wanda.

I tag members of Catster kimis
1 Sin
2 Binx
3 Little Bit
4 Alfie
5 Sandy

 

Tagged

July 10th 2008 12:32 am
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I have been invited to play tag! I like to play games with my friends. This game is supposed to be six things I don't like-but instead I going to list six things I like because I am in a very good mood today!

1 I love getting paw-mail
2 I love getting postcards from penpals
3 I love chicken
4 I love my pawrents
5 I really adore all of my friends
6 I love summer days

I tag
Diego
Jasper
Margo
Mooch
Toonces
Lilly Grace

 

Summer Tag!!

July 6th 2008 3:55 pm
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I have been invited to play summertome tag by a good friend and a real cutie named Cinder, YIPPEE!!!!! I needed a play break, as I have been working extra hard on my imikimis.

Now that summer is here, there are lots of things to do that you just can't do in the winter. The game goes like this, list five of your favorite summer activities and then go tag five of your bestest pals so they can do the same!

Number one has to be sunning! Even though I am an indoor cat, I do have a rather large outdoor pen attached to the house via a pet door. Yep, I guess we're kinda spoiled-but aren't all of you?

Number two is the extra bugs to chase, those silly grasshoppers don't know any better than to jump in our pen!

Number three is one every cat's favorite pastimes, watching birdies, there are lots more around in the summertime!

Number four is summer siestas under the air conditioning, right in the middle of the bed of course!

Number five-I saved my favorite until last--is all of those extra chances for cook-outs! I love BBQ chicken or any kind of chicken for that matter!

Now I choose to tag:

Elton John---I love that name!
Dusty--really super cool!
Margo--a fabulous friend!
Angel--very trendy!
Pawlette--so pretty and nice!

 

New Group-Catster Kimis

July 2nd 2008 10:16 am
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I was recently given the privilege of helping administrate a new group. The group focus is imikimis created by all of us cats, we are very talented you know. A pal Alfie and his family started the group and invited me to join in, I was very happy. As most of you know when you receive a paw-mail from me that reads "Guess what?" it means that you have been subject to one of my surprise imikimi attacks! Everyone so far has been a very good sport about my usually late night attacks-Thanks! Here is the group link:

http://www.catster.com/group/Catster_kimis-13868


I hope any of you that want to come join us! When you get to our group page you will notice that my whole family is listed as administrators, if any cat know how to fix that I would appreciate a paw-mail. I should be the only one there besides Alfie's family.
The name of the group is Catster Kimis and we are just getting started so be patient please! One of the group threads tells how to add your favorite kimi to our stroll-so come on guys show us your stuff!

 

"I Feel Good"

June 11th 2008 7:18 pm
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The weather here in Texas is hot, but there is a wonderful breeze and I am enjoying sunny days! This has been a very good week, I got some very good mind boggling catnip in mail from my pal Slappy and I have got to eat chicken twice this week already! I checked my guestbook messages yesterday for the first time in weeks, I had some very sweet messages and very nice photos and one message I think a child must must have written, it was silly, I had a good chuckle and then erased it! I have heard from many pals this week-I feel good!!!!!

 
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