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Birthday Chicken Jokes! Thanks Everyfur!

August 6th 2008 1:06 pm
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My sweet sisfur Rosie, got me the coolest birthday present ever for my birthday-chicken jokes! That's right chicken jokes! My birthday is tommorrow and she posted in the main forum and a couple of our groups that she would like to surprise me with tons of chicken jokes. They are already starting to come in! These are from Oliver, thanks a bunch! I will try to post some more in my diary as they come in, Oliver went to a lot of trouble to put all these together, so I am going to post these first, again much thanks Oliver!

Subject: For Norman With Love And Hugs From The Bell Ba-Bez Sent: Wed Aug 6

Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To get to the other side

Why did the rooster cross the road ?
To cockadoodle dooo something

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the turkey cross the road ?
To prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn't have enough guts

Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Why did the turtle cross the road ?
To get to the shell station

Why did the horse cross the road ?
Because the chicken needed a day off

Why did the cow cross the road ?
To get to the udder side !

Why did the chewing gum cross the road ?
Because it was stuck to the chicken !

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
It wanted to get to the other site !

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?
An alarm cluck !

What does an alarm cluck say ?
"Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo !"

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

How long do chickens work ?
Around the cluck !

Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To prove to the possum that it could be done !

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?
Because it ran out of cluck !

Why did the cow cross the road ?
To go to the moooooovies !

Why did the cow cross the road ?
To get to the udder side !
Why did the chewing gum cross the road ?
Because it was stuck to the chicken !

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
It wanted to get to the other site !

I am betting Oliver is one cool dude! Love Normy



August 5th 2008 11:24 am
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Diaries are for secrets right? Well I have a good one and if you promise not to tell anyone I'll share it with you. My meowmy is very silly over us cats, as most of you know, REALLY SILLY! She was playing with the babies yesterday (Babes From Texas), my youngest siblings and kissing them on the head and all the other things meowmies do, then she got the not so bright idea...... She had the cute little black one and she decided to blow a raspberry on his belly, like some people do with human babies, turned out not to be such a great idea. She scared the poor little guy almost out of his fur! He latched onto her face and now she wears the mark of a lesson well learned! I just wonder what she tells people when they asked how she got the scratches! Remember this is a secret, please don't tell her I wrote about her new "stripes".


Not a Good Day for Marshmallows

July 26th 2008 11:59 am
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The Texas heat is really scorching today. We have lots of those days here, with the temperature in the mid to high 90's and even a few days where it reaches over 100. We are laying around all over the house waiting for sundown, when maybe it will be cool enough to enjoy our outdoor pen. Some of the furs get a bit grouchy this time of the year, but not me. I know before long the weather will change. I will be 7 next month so I have been through the season changes many times, I like winter the best because it's good snuggle weather.
So today I will spend indoors enjoying the cool air, I have a primo spot picked out right under a vent. I also plan on avoiding all the grouchy furs.
Meowmy and daddy had planned on spending some time outside today, but that didn't last long. They came in all sticky and sweaty after just a few minutes. Meowmy went to make a fruit salad and even the marshmallows were stuck together, so I guess it's not a good day for marshmallows either!


Tagged by Tuffy!

July 21st 2008 12:04 pm
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I have been tagged by Tuffy, who lives life surrounded by my favorite food-CHICKEN! Man, what a lucky cat! The game is to list five things I like and tag five pals! So here goes!

1CHICKEN-now tell me you didn't see that one coming!
2Life, I have been blessed to have a truly wonderful family and friends too! Some cats aren't as fortunate.
3I love making pictures for my pals!
4Catster-it is a wonderful place in cyberspace!
5I love my meowmies-human and furmeowmy angel Wanda.

I tag members of Catster kimis
1 Sin
2 Binx
3 Little Bit
4 Alfie
5 Sandy



July 10th 2008 12:32 am
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I have been invited to play tag! I like to play games with my friends. This game is supposed to be six things I don't like-but instead I going to list six things I like because I am in a very good mood today!

1 I love getting paw-mail
2 I love getting postcards from penpals
3 I love chicken
4 I love my pawrents
5 I really adore all of my friends
6 I love summer days

I tag
Lilly Grace


Summer Tag!!

July 6th 2008 3:55 pm
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I have been invited to play summertome tag by a good friend and a real cutie named Cinder, YIPPEE!!!!! I needed a play break, as I have been working extra hard on my imikimis.

Now that summer is here, there are lots of things to do that you just can't do in the winter. The game goes like this, list five of your favorite summer activities and then go tag five of your bestest pals so they can do the same!

Number one has to be sunning! Even though I am an indoor cat, I do have a rather large outdoor pen attached to the house via a pet door. Yep, I guess we're kinda spoiled-but aren't all of you?

Number two is the extra bugs to chase, those silly grasshoppers don't know any better than to jump in our pen!

Number three is one every cat's favorite pastimes, watching birdies, there are lots more around in the summertime!

Number four is summer siestas under the air conditioning, right in the middle of the bed of course!

Number five-I saved my favorite until last--is all of those extra chances for cook-outs! I love BBQ chicken or any kind of chicken for that matter!

Now I choose to tag:

Elton John---I love that name!
Dusty--really super cool!
Margo--a fabulous friend!
Angel--very trendy!
Pawlette--so pretty and nice!


New Group-Catster Kimis

July 2nd 2008 10:16 am
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I was recently given the privilege of helping administrate a new group. The group focus is imikimis created by all of us cats, we are very talented you know. A pal Alfie and his family started the group and invited me to join in, I was very happy. As most of you know when you receive a paw-mail from me that reads "Guess what?" it means that you have been subject to one of my surprise imikimi attacks! Everyone so far has been a very good sport about my usually late night attacks-Thanks! Here is the group link:

I hope any of you that want to come join us! When you get to our group page you will notice that my whole family is listed as administrators, if any cat know how to fix that I would appreciate a paw-mail. I should be the only one there besides Alfie's family.
The name of the group is Catster Kimis and we are just getting started so be patient please! One of the group threads tells how to add your favorite kimi to our stroll-so come on guys show us your stuff!


"I Feel Good"

June 11th 2008 7:18 pm
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The weather here in Texas is hot, but there is a wonderful breeze and I am enjoying sunny days! This has been a very good week, I got some very good mind boggling catnip in mail from my pal Slappy and I have got to eat chicken twice this week already! I checked my guestbook messages yesterday for the first time in weeks, I had some very sweet messages and very nice photos and one message I think a child must must have written, it was silly, I had a good chuckle and then erased it! I have heard from many pals this week-I feel good!!!!!


My last words on this matter

June 6th 2008 11:34 pm
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What is the difference between a fake cat and a fake human? A fake cat is often a real cat that has had it's identity stolen and the thief uses it to fool, trick, or steal from others-very despicable it is to steal a innocent animals identity.
The fake human on the other hand is a million times worse, they will do anything to get what they want. They seem to think that the world evolves around them and that they should be happy no matter what the cost to others. They will pretend to be your friend until they get what they want or figure out they've hit a dead end, then they move on to their next prey. I think it is a shame there is not a real-life Wizard of Oz around to pass out some hearts to these guys! (and maybe a brain and some conscious too)
Thankfully our days on Catster have been 99.9% fake free!


Brofur Bob Did it Again

June 2nd 2008 6:21 pm
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Yep , that's right he ventured out into the world of femfurs without listening to me. He is a handsome orangie and the girls (too immature ones) seem to be attracted to him, but I think maybe he learned his lesson this time. Most of the friends (99%) we have met on Catster own really nice humans, but this little femfur didn't have a real human, only one of those that pretends to be human til they either get what they want (attention and gifts) or figure out they won't get it from you and move on. Well she moved on today and me and Bob are out celebrating, I'm gonna show him how much fun it is to be single and maybe he won't be so tempted next time a silly little girl looks his way.

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