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Yikes, I've been tagged

November 4th 2008 7:58 am
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I've been tagged by Sir Sonny Bono! The rules are list five interesting or amazing things about myself and tag five friends to do the same! Gee,only five! Here goes:

1. I am a great comforter, I am very sensitive.

2. I am very smart.

3. I am the head of my house.

4. I am a great chicken eater! It's my favorite!

5. I am leash trained, except if you try to take me outside when there's a storm coming-then forget it, I'm balistic!

I am going to tag:

1. Octavian-best friend

2. Princess-I have a crush on her, but don't tell her.

3. Pawlette-a great kimi artist

4. Sir Alfred Kneads a Lot-my great partner in the Catser Kimi group.

5. Binx-a real cool cat!

 

My Pal Odin

October 27th 2008 11:07 am
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My friend Odin has been nminated for kitty of the week at The Kitties Club group! Horray, I hope he wins! He and brother Octavian are my best friends on Catster. If you are a member of The Kitties Club group (non-members can't vote) and want to vote for him here's the link:
http://thekittiesclub.webs.com/tkcforpurrs.htm

 

Soapbox Time

October 20th 2008 1:45 pm
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Well meowmy is just sick! She took her nephew to pick up his puppy at the vet today and in the cage next door was a cat, victim of mutilation. That's right it had been declawed! It was a very young cat perfectly capable of being trained not to scratch furniture, instead her owners decided it was easier to just mutilate her precious little paws. I know there are lots of different opinions of this procedure, but mine is an elective surgery should never be performed on a creature who can't talk. If people want an animal without claws why don't they just get a fish!

 

Tagged!

August 29th 2008 5:18 pm
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I've been tagged! The game is one of the newer ones floating around in Catster cyberspace and very easy!

1) What is your favorite Olympic Sport?
Oh, what the humans call sports, Hmpf! We don't watch sports in my home, my opinion is it's just a bunch of overpaid jocks who should be playing for free! I love to play, no one pays me!

2) What do you prefer Summer or Winter?
Actuall neither, both times of the year for extreme temps! Fall and Spring, now those are my times of the year.

3)What is the quirkiest thing you do?
I like to make kimi and Blingee pictures for unsuspecting furs---have I got you yet?

4) Do you have a crush on any other kitties?
Several, but a gentleman don't "Kiss and tell".

5) What is your favorite rosette or zealie and why?
My favorite is the heart, says it all!

Instead of tagging friends, I am going to let everyone who reads this play! So if you are sneaking a peek, consider yourself tagged!

 

A Catzillion Thanks to Everyfur!

August 25th 2008 8:26 pm
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This last week-end was the greatest! My older sis MamaKitty celebrated her 16th birthday. Birthdays and other special days always mean a gigantic platter of chicken, what could get better than that?
I'll tell ya! FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With tons and tons of help, moral support and silent purrayers , I became an administrator of my most favorite group Sweet Face. Thanks to everyfur who was pulling for me,you will never know just how much you all mean to me. Also a great big kitty hug to our wonderful Catster Headquarters staff!
I would love to list each and everyone of you, but the number is in the hundreds!
So hopefully you will all read this, I love you guys! Thanks, I will try to do my best to make sure Sweet Face is a great place to hang out, and I promise to always listen to any suggestions anyone has. Hint!
Love Normy

 

Playing Tag

August 21st 2008 8:03 pm
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Tagged! What fun, I love to play with pals!
I have been tagged by one of my pals Sir Sonny Bono
Here we go:

1) What is your favorite Olympic Sport?
I don't really like to watch sports, but the cats here do a good chase and slide game across the tile floor, that's fun to watch!

2) What do you prefer Summer or Winter?
I love both actually, winter is great for snuggling and summer is terrific for chasing grasshoppers and playing outside. I guess if I had to choose it would be summer, I am a wimp in cold weather!

3)What is the quirkiest thing you do?
That's a tough one! I do like to hide behind the towel hanging in the bathroom and wait for meowmy to find me, so I can jump out and scare her!

4) Do you have a crush on any other kitties?
Well, maybe a couple or three, better not mention names wouldn't want to get swatted.

5) What is your favorite rosette or zealie and why?
I really like the heart best! Don't tell anyone, kinda makes me seem a little mushy!

OK .......I TAG:

Best Pal Octavian
Pretty Princess
A Real Cool Dude Binx
Rupert's Sweetie Peekers
A New Pal Loki

 

Sweet Face Needs Help!!!

August 20th 2008 7:38 pm
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It was love from the start, I don't know why. I am a member of a lots of groups I like very much, but Sweet Face I truly love. I see the things offered in the other groups that our members aren't getting. The other groups keep the backgrounds everchanging, often with a members picture on their birthdays or other special days, they list birthdays in the events threads so they don't get buried with everyday messages. The administrators are there enjoying and playing games right along with the members. Where are our administrators? Has something tragic happened to them or do they just choose to ignore us? We have a beautiful group of furrs there, I love them, I want to do more for the group. I want to listen to their ideas and be able to put them in motion. Am I being silly? Should I just be happy as things are? I am happy there, should I just get off my soapbox and continue things as is? I know in my heart I can't leave Sweet Face, I may someday be the only one there, that is what scares me. O'Rourkes if you read this, we are not trying to push you out, just let us help with the group if you no longer have the time or desire.

 

It's After Midnight

August 7th 2008 11:50 pm
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It's after midnight here in Texas, my birthday is over. I had the best birthday I ever had in my life. I got so many paw-mails, prezzies and chicken jokes, meowmy just finally quit counting! I am very lucky to have so many good friends. I got chicken for all three meals today and even had Sonoma Valley catnip for dessert! I just wanted to close the day with many thanks to everyone! Also here's some more of the chicken joke posts:



Christmas Girl

Purred: Thu Aug 7, '08 12:10pm PST

HAPPY 7th BIRTHDAY Norman!!

I hope you have a wonderful day with many treats and hugs!
Purrs, Zoey and Family




Zeus

The Tuxedo Man

Purred: Thu Aug 7, '08 7:09pm PST

You rock Norman! Have a chick out day!

Zeus







Wishey

Always the- Adventurer - that's ME !!

Purred: Thu Aug 7, '08 7:49pm PST

Happy happy birthday Norman!!!

I don't have a joke or a story but I have a picture for ya!!
By the way - I am Wishey....Dante's brofur from the Amigo group


Good night all, sweet dreams! Thank you one and all!
Love you guys Norman

 

Best Birthday in History of Birthdays!

August 7th 2008 11:54 am
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I have so many great pals! I have been sent prezzies and chicken jokes galore! I have already had my chicken birthday dinner and I am feeling eggstactic right now! Thanks to all of you who made my birthday wonderful! Now on the lighter side , here's some more chicken jokes, compliments of my friends!

Daisy Mae- Sunday Times

Duchess of Boxes

Purred: Wed Aug 6, '08 9:47pm PST

I hope nobody else posted these

Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: Cos it was stuck to the back of the chicken

Q: How did Willie Mays put a chicken on the hill?
A: He came up to bat

Q: Why can a chicken never be an umpire?
A: They can only call Balks

And now mewr purrday greeting

Meow! A purrday, come on everyfurry!

(Daisy Mae, Lily and the Furry Angel Gang (Tico, Bandit, Yum Yum, and Maggie) form a chorus line.)

Mew Mew Mew

HAPPY PURRDAY TO MEW!
HAPPY PURRDAY TO MEW!
HAPPY PURRDAY DEAR COUSIN
HAPPY PURRDAY TOOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

(Presents a purrday gift basket to the purrday cat. Mewr basket contains a fish shaped Tuna Cake, a 6 pack of mouse cola, lizard and chocolate chunk ice cream, a ball of yarn and a mousie.)

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f67/daisymaest/Individ ual%20Baskets/BasketsNorman.jpg





Queenie

I'll be Julesy's- always...

Purred: Thu Aug 7, '08 5:49am PST

HAPPURRY BIRTHDAY Norman!!! And what a pawsome idea - we have had quite a few good giggles! MOL!

Here are our "purresents" *giggles*

A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.

Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.

The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them.

She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."

*giggles*

Next....

Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!

Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have enough guts!

MOL...so silly!


Enjoy Norman!!

Luv & purrs,
Queenie, Snowy, Toby, Rosie & the kits


Katie

Instant- Gratification- Takes Too Long

Purred: Thu Aug 7, '08 7:56am PST

Happy purrday, Norman! We don't think we can top any of those pawsome chicken jokes, so we'll just leave our chicken dip and tuna crackers for your pawty. Have a great time, buddy! Love, Katie, Ciao-Li, Weezer, Sheba, Bizkit and Sluggo





Kyande- Kisu - ♥

TrickorTreat Im- sweet-Born on- Halloween

Purred: Thu Aug 7, '08 8:12am PST

Hey Normie ~ Why does everything taste like chicken?

Cause they cant think of anything else that it tastes like - cause everything does taste like chicken...

isnt that dumb, i made it up.





KuJu Ku

walk da walk,- talk da talk

Purred: Thu Aug 7, '08 8:15am PST

Hi Normie .. Happy Birthday
No chicken jokes I promise

Im sending over one oven stuffer roaster instead
delivered by FED EX
Edited by author Thu Aug 7, '08 8:17am PST






Squirrel

Squirrel - The Wildcat

Purred: Thu Aug 7, '08 10:10am PST

We don't know any chicken jokes that have not been told already! They are awesome. But we found this chicken story. There is a video on the right hand side as well.
http://cbs11tv.com/pets/CPR.Arkansas.Chickens.2.492909.htm l
Happy Birthday Norman!
Squirrel & family






Beau

if it moves,- I'll chase it

Purred: Thu Aug 7, '08 11:37am PST

No chicken jokes here either!
We just wanted to wish you the happiest of birthdays and we hope you have a wonderful day!!
All the best,
Beau and family

I will be laughing until this time next year! -Normy

 

Wow, the laughs and good wishes just keep coming!

August 6th 2008 10:55 pm
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I am a very lucky kitty, I have great pals! Here's some more chicken birthday wishes for me! Thanks. Love ya Norman



Daisy Mae- Sunday Times

Duchess of Boxes

Purred: Wed Aug 6, '08 9:47pm PST

I hope nobody else posted these

Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: Cos it was stuck to the back of the chicken

Q: How did Willie Mays put a chicken on the hill?
A: He came up to bat

Q: Why can a chicken never be an umpire?
A: They can only call Balks

And now mewr purrday greeting

Meow! A purrday, come on everyfurry!

(Daisy Mae, Lily and the Furry Angel Gang (Tico, Bandit, Yum Yum, and Maggie) form a chorus line.)

Mew Mew Mew

HAPPY PURRDAY TO MEW!
HAPPY PURRDAY TO MEW!
HAPPY PURRDAY DEAR COUSIN
HAPPY PURRDAY TOOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

(Presents a purrday gift basket to the purrday cat. Mewr basket contains a fish shaped Tuna Cake, a 6 pack of mouse cola, lizard and chocolate chunk ice cream, a ball of yarn and a mousie.)

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f67/daisymaest/Individ ual%20Baskets/BasketsNorman.jpg

 
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