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Fun Party All Weekend!

January 18th 2013 6:44 pm
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Dear Diary,

I had fun tonight at the "Whatever Party" in the brusselball group! The party is here: brusselball I hope more furriends can make it this weekend! It is come and go all weekend but I and Salem and Lucy are camping out there fur the whole thing!



Thank you All for the Birthday Rosies! And... A "Whatever- Party in the Spa!"

January 11th 2013 6:03 pm
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Dear Diary,

Well this is embarrassing! I started out to give a rosie of thanks to all the sweet furriends who remembered my birthday with rosies and I don't have enough zealies! LOL! Too funny because I've given tons away in the last year since I'm not on here much any more. I'm sorry though... I wanted to be able to give at least a little rosie to effuryone who remembered me. :~(

But thank you so much!! This was a furry important birthday to me. And special thanks to my furriends who took the trouble to come to my birthday party in the brussellball group spa!! That meant more to me and momma than you will know. (((furriends)))

The fun kitties who hang out in the brusselball group in the spa thread are going to have another party next weekend! This party is a "Whatever Party" and it starts at 8 pm EASTERN time and lasts ALL weekend! Come and go as you please! I know they'd love to see you there! So please stop by and party! It is an open group now, I believe. So head on over to: and look for the Spa Meow and Lounge thread - the only thread on Catster, I would hazard a guess, with over 175,000 posts!! :~)



Party Reminder!

January 5th 2013 8:37 pm
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Dear Diary,

My silly mom is all excited about my 17th birthday party in the brusselball group spa! Here is the url for the group: I think the admins will accept your request to join if you ask to.

You see, before me and Emily, mommy had one cat as a grown up; Gabrielle. Gabby didn't quite make it to 11 years old and Gabby was mommy's heart kitty. I won't go into all the details of her journey to the Bridge. Suffice it to say, that it was 'cause of Gabby and then Lucinda that mommy promised me that I and my sis, Emily Felicity, would NOT suffer because mommy couldn't stand to let us go.

As many of you know, my sis, Emily, had to make her journey when she was only 14.5 years old. So I've been without her for a while now. Daddy always said he thought sis would outlive me, because I was fat... But what does daddy know? LOL! I'm fixin' to turn 17!

I get my sub-q fluids twice a week. And I'm down under 8 lbs in weight. But I still have my appetite and still bat Salem on the head when he is a pain. And still sleep with my mommy.

Mom doubts that I will have an 18th birthday - because of that promise she made... so if you could make it to this party, well, I'd really appreciate it!



A Party!!

December 31st 2012 6:41 pm
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Dear Diary,

I know I haven't written in a really, really long time! It's all momma's fault. She spends all her time on Facebook now. :(

I have a birthday coming up! A week from tomorrow I will be 17! And my good friends in the brusselball spa said I could have a party!!! So, if you are a brusselball group member, please come a week from tomorrow, Tuesday, Jan. 8th at 7 p.m. Central time! If you are not a member but you are my furriend and you would like to come to my party, please request membership in the group and tell 'em Edgar sent you! :)

As for what's up with me... well, like I said, mom has been woefully deficient in keeping up my diary... I now weigh under 10 lbs. and I get sub-q fluids at home from mommy and daddy twice a week. Still take my daily benazepril for my kidneys too. I still have my appetite, mostly. But I don't do a lot but sleep and eat.

I've sort of learned to get along with Salem and Lucy. The screen door has come down and they are loose in the house all of the time. All three of us slept with momma the other night, but only because I was too tired to kick them off the bed. :(

I've been pooping in inappropriate places in the house from time to time again... just marking my territory, mom thinks. I'm not telling why I'm doing it.

Mom still thinks I'm the cutest thing ever and still calls me "my little orange boy too." That dates back to when Emily Felicity and I were adopted by mom as teeny tiny kittens and she, mom, came to just get a girl but said: "Oh give me the little orange boy too!" *sigh* That was a loooong time ago. I miss my sister, Emily. Can't believe I've gone on this long without her.

love you all.


P.S. Please DO come to the birthday party!! It will be fun!


Doin' Fine... on the three month check-up plan now

June 14th 2012 6:42 pm
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Hey cats 'n kittens! Been a long time since I wrote... Sorry about that. Here's my news: A few weeks ago mommy, daddy and grandma witnessed me having what the vet said was a seizure. It wasn't dramatic... I just pulled up one front paw real high to my shoulder, like I had a cramp and arched my back and walked around funny and stared a bit... Vet said I had toxins in my blood from my kidneys not working so well. He gave me sub-q fluids and some antibiotic for a slight bladder infection.

Since the vet visit I seem to be doing purrty well! I'm eating tons! Mommy is giving me an extra half can of Fancy Feast in the evenings when Salem and Lucy have been put up for the night.

I still don't care for Salem and Lucy but we are pretty calm around each other these days. And hey... only took 20 months or so!

Well that's all for now.


P.S. Mom still has not decided whether to have the vet show her how to do sub-q's at home. Mom's doctor friend told her they used to do that with human infants sometimes but that the "discomfort" for the infant was a problem. Mom never thought about that before, but thinks it might hurt if someone wanted to inject a bunch of water under her skin... Mom has always promised me no extraordinary measures to prolong my life. But she just hasn't made up her mind about sub-q's... if my kidneys quitting on me are the only health problem I seem to have... well... hard times. Gettin' old ain't no fun.


Salem is being a pain

May 9th 2012 7:05 pm
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Dear Diary,

Mommy and daddy left for a while and they locked up Salem and Lucy in their room, with the screen door, while they were gone so that Lucy wouldn't eat my food that the sitter had to crush my pill in and so that Salem wouldn't pick on me. (I wasn't supposed to know about that pill in the food thing, but seriously, who do they think they are kidding?).

I didn't like them being gone and I pooped in a lot of places around the house to try to help them find their way back home. Seems to have worked. Those ingrates, Salem and Lucy, didn't thank me though.

But now that they are home and the beast (Salem) is loose again, it seems he has a bug up his butt and he has TWICE now attacked me when I was trying to rest peacefully on a kitchen chair. Mommy thinks maybe he is just feeling frisky because he is happy they are home and he is not locked up any more. I, purrsonally, think he is being a PAIN!

elderly, grumpy purrs,


What's up with me

March 30th 2012 6:49 pm
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Dear Diary,

Well, life has been strange lately. For a whole week momma was locking herself up in the guest room and wouldn't touch me. She would talk to me from a distance and tell me that she loved me but I didn't believe her, because she wouldn't touch me! Thanks goodness whatever madness overtook momma, she seems to have gotten over it and things are okay again now. She is hugging and kissing me again and last night she slept in her own bed with me. Although she didn't tuck me under the covers and cuddle me up by her neck like she should. But maybe she'll come around and get back to normal.

As for me and my *ahem* brofur, Salem... well... I guess I don't just totally "hate" him... I mean he actually is sort of okay for "team begging." "Team begging" is where your daddy is eating something that might be really good and you might really want a bite and if two of you stand sort of close together and give him the "I am dying of hunger" stare it is double the cuteness and harder for a daddy to resist.

And when Salem and I fight anymore, well... I guess I'd have to admit that my heart isn't in it like it used to be. I think I "got my bluff in" and he knows I'm supposed to be the boss.

I'd still prefer momma all to myself, but... well I guess, maybe, it's okay if Salem and Lucy are around. As long as they remember I'M BOSS!

Today is my dear angel friend, Arnold P.'s birthday. He was the bestest furriend I effur had. I miss him a lot. Happy birthday Arnie! I will meet you in catson someday... not too soon I hope... but not too long.



My heart hurts

March 2nd 2012 6:17 pm
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Dear Diary,

And now it is Sissy. Beloved furnalist of Olde Furts, dedicated administrator, sweet friend. Kind and unassuming. Always thoughtful. She had 19 years on this earth and they were not enough.

Rest in peace beloved friend. I will never forget you.

can't purr,


I'm heartbroken...

February 23rd 2012 5:22 pm
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Dear Diary,

I learned tonight that my pal, Taz, made his journey to the Bridge today (I'm sorry, my mommy has forgotten how to make links in my diary). When I joined the Olde Furts group back in 2008 there were two pawsome orangies that I got to know pretty well and be furriends with, Calvin and Taz.

There are, and were then, lots of pawsome orangies in the group, but these two guys were special to me because I got to know 'em a little better than the others and they were my friends, right off the bat. They were both older than I am, and they were both cuter than I am and they were both my idols. Calvin made his journey in 2009, about a year and a half after I joined, and now, today, Taz has his wings.

I know they probably didn't feel about me the way I felt about them. But to me, it feels like now I'm alone. :~(

I miss you guys.

sad purrs,


I still hate them. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

January 30th 2012 6:29 pm
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Dear Diary,

Reports from other cats in this house that I might have done things like, oh say, walked side by side with Salem, or sat peacefully in near him to beg for ham should not be trusted! I still hate them both. And I do not "squall" like a baby. When I scream it's only because he is trying to murder me!!

When mommy locks them up for the night and then goes back in there to kiss them goodnight, I stand outside the screen door sometimes and poke my tongue out at Salem! MOL!

I think I could take that little fat black one... but the scrawny gray thing is always there to back her up. *sigh* I guy really shouldn't have to put up with this litter in his golden years.


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