New Toy!

Toys are the very best thing to have, if you already have a home and food and Mommy and people who take care of you.

Mama Angela was going to the store so I said "Buy me a pwesent Mama!" and she came home with A BIRD.

Mommy Lucy and Bertie say it is not a Real Bird because Real Birds are not stuck on springs, but it does say tweet tweet and it has feathers. So I think it is probably better than a Real Bird because it Cannot Get Away from Me.

Mama Angela said she did not know it would say tweet tweet so much or she wouldn't have bought it but that is the very best part, after the springy part and the feathery part. Those are also Best Parts.

At night Papa puts my bird up high where I can't play with it, but he takes it down in the day time so I can play with it.

Except today he forgot to takes it down so I learned how to climb up on the shelf and now I play with it on the top of the shelf.

There was some other stuff up there but I knocked it down because it was in my way. That is what happens when you forget my toys, so now Papa will learn not to forget to give me my toys.

New Year!

I'm not even a year old but Im told tomorrow is a new year and Ise got to make New Year Revolushuns. I thot that meant like when I chase my tail and go roun and roun and roun but Papa sez No, it's like making changes to be a better kitty. So Ise got some New Year Revolushuns:

1. Kill that monkey toy once and for all.
2. Stop leaving Papa's earplugs everywhere and keep them all in one secret place where Papa and Mama cant find them.
3. Get it throo to Bertie that the top of the tower is MINE and maybe sometimes Mommy's but never his even when were not using it.
4. Get it throo to the world that I AM NOT A TOY!
5. Blawg more becuz it is fun.

I hope everyone that's a cat has a good year next year even if you dont keep your revolushuns.

=^.^=

Luv Pippi

Fun with Words

I didn't know words could be toys, but Papa liked how I said tuna was
Tasty
Unbelievable
Nutritious
Amazing
and he said that is called a backrubnim.

Then Papa showed me a book he got for Krissmass that has lots of intristing words in it, that most people don't know. The book is called The Meaning of Tingo. There are some fun words in that book that you can play with like toys.

So I have some fun words that most people don't know but are very common Pippi words.

Escoop: what you have to do when Mama or Papa try to pick you up.

Stumbilly: how Mama and Papa look when they try to pick you up and you escoop.

Warmdly: what if feels like to sleep in between Mommy and Torii or between Mama and Papa.

Things that are toys

There are lots of things that are toys the a lot of people don't know are toys. If you look around, you find lots of toys everywhere.

For instance, one thing that is a toy is Papa's earplugs. He thinks they are so he can sleep but I know they are to chase around the house.

Another thing that is a toy is the mesh thing in the drain of the sink. You can take that out of the sink and it will roll across the floor if you bat it and it is funny.

Also Mommy Lucy's tail is a toy. So is Bertie's. Gilda's tail is not a toy because she said so. But it is pretty to look at.

The string on Mama Angela's pyjama's is a toy too, but only when she is standing up.

Look around, maybe you will find a toy that you didn't realize is a toy. The world is very fun!

P.S. Papa read this and he said he said if some things are toys that people don't know are toys that maybe I am a toy even though I think I'm not a toy, and it made me so mad! I am not a toy that people don't know is a toy. I'm NOT A TOY AT ALL!!!

It's nearly Chrissmass!

There's something happening called Chrissmass or Exmass. I've never seen it before but it means there are lots of ribbons to play with! I played with a lot of ribbons this weekend. It was fun.

I also got tuna. We only get tuna sometimes. I think tuna stands for Tasty Unbelievable Nutritious Amazing. We should eat it all the time.

My kitty mommy is getting fat. She is happy to have regular food and likes to keep on eating like it might not come back, even though it always does, because all you to do is meow at Papa and he will feed you.

Papa likes a thing on TV called the game. "The game is one," he says, and he sits on the couch. Sometimes he scoops me up and I sit on his stomach while he watches the game. I am not a toy and don't like scooping, but I don't mind watching a little bit of the game with Papa until he gets yelly and then I run away.

He's says there's a the game on tonight, so I expect to get scooped and I expect him to get yelly. I think there's bad people called refz who make the game less fun for Papa.

Mama human mommy is going to knit. I will also play with the yarn because it is dangly and unwinds when you sock it with your paw.

It will be a fun nite, even if there's no more tuna.

Things that make me mad

Being scooped up by Mama or Papa.

Having my claws clipped. (I needs them for climbing chairs and peoples)

When Papa closes the drawer the ear plugs are in and I can't get any ear plugs to play with.

Bertie hogging the penthouse of Tabby Towers. It has the best view.

I think that's all. But all these things should be stopped because they are wrong and bad.

I has two Moms

My first mom is Mommy. Her name is Lucy and she is a kitty like me. She kept me and my siblings in a garage while she was looking for a home for us.

My second mom is Mama, who is a human named Angela. Mama fed Mommy for a long time while she was looking for us kittens. She told Mommy as soon as she found the kittens, she would give everybody real homes.

Then there was a sad day when the people who owned the garage we lived in took away my brothers and sisters. I 'scaped but Mommy came back and was happy I was there but was very sad my brothers and sisters were gone.

That night, she took me to see Mama, but I was scared of peoples and I ran away. Mama was big and made high pitched noises like, "Cuuuuuuute ohmigod Lucy brought a kitten!" I ran away and Mama tried to find me but I hid. I stayed in the garage a few more days. Mommy Lucy kept coming back to Mama Angela but I wouldn't come back.

Then one morning there was a yummy smell outside the garage and I went out to find the food, and it was inside a little jail and it closed when I went inside it. Mommy sat beside me for a while but she couldnt' get me out. I was scared and so was Mommy.

Then Mama came and picked the jail up with me in it, and Mommy followed us right into the house. She put Mommy and I in a big jail in the house. Then she went outside and saw the man who owned our garage and she found out that the rest of my siblings went to the nice Humane Society and they were all going to have homes, too.

Mommy and Daddy talked for a little while and they decided to keep us. I'm glad because they have fun toys.

Things I like to do

I am not a toy. I don't like to be scooped up. But sometimes it's OK to cuddle, espec. with Lucy Mommy. I also like Mommy Mommy.

Papa's got funny purple toys he puts in his ears. I like to get them. I get them from the little pot or the drawer. When he put them in a plastic case I got them but didn't get the case open but only because it went under the bookcase.

I like the monkey toy.

I like Bertie's tail.

I like Lucy Mommy's tail.

I like Gilda's food.

I like Torii but he acts tough. He's not tough really because he lets me eat his food.

I like to run fast and jump. It is fun.

I like to nap with Lucy Mommy on the tower. It feels nice. It reminds me of when I was just a baby kitten.

I like to make the spinny thing spin. Sometimes if falls over.

I like to blog. It is fun. Hi everyone!