I Kept One Of My (Secret) New Year's RezzyLutions!

Finally, after two years of being a good, good boy, and never doing anything desctructive, unlike *some* kitties in thish house, I sharpened my claws on the couch!! It wash fabulous! I am so proud of myself, because it took me this long to work up the nerve! Of course, my brother does that every day, but he's not a goody two paws like I am.

I wonder what I can find to do next that would be naughty.....

OMC! I Ish Diary Pick Of The Day Today - On Kitmus!

I can't believe it - thish ish sho special!! I ish sho excited!! Thank mew, Catster!! I wish Mommy or I knew how to get a picture of it from the Catster main page but we don't - hmmmmm, maybe Santa sent me a thinking cap fur Kitmus and I can put it on and figure thish out!

P.S. A big Catster thank mew shout out to Calvin, his Mom, and Tessa fur saving the image of me on the opening Catser page. I loves it and I ish furry grateful - thank mew!! *kitty hugs* What a wonderful Kimtus present!

I Jusht Realized, There Ish A Tree INSIDE Our House!

I wish I could reach it and I've been trying to, but it'sh up furry high on the bookshelf! I dun knows why we hash a tree indoors, but it'sh furry fun!
And there ish shome boxes and things out that shmells furry interesting, sho I hope we gets to open those tomorrow! Oh thish ish all furry exciting!
And thank mew Lancelot, mew are a wonderful much much much too generous furriend!

The Prezzie Exchange

I think next year Mommy will take prezzies to the shelters instead. We always do that, but we should have and could have done more. Next year we will. The prezzie exchange didn't work out for us. That's okay bc I know Santa ish going to come on Kitmus! Mommy promised me he would. When we were on myspace we always sent and received prezzies and it was furry joyous and wonderful - we are considering going back now but I don't know, because there was a lot we didn't like. Its nicer here, but noone sent us any pressents, even tho we were part of a big prezzie exchange. I dun understands. It has made Mommy sad and I dun like that at all.

On the other paw, since Kitmus isn't supposed to be all about prezzies, my doggy angel sister was included on a beautiful, beautiful Christmas angel tree a wonderful Dogster Mommy made and she put lots and lots of wonderful photos of lots and lots of doggy and kitty angels all over it on her page - it's the most wonderful tree ever. My sister has pictures of it on her page, and a link the the wonderful doggy and Mom who made it - thank you Elsa, this was truly a Christmas miracle!

Tag Wag-A-Bag-Lag!

My dear furriend Winnie (wait or wash it Percy?) tagged me and I am to tell seven things about myshelf and then tag sheven furriends to do the shame. Okay now, let'sh shee.......*thinking*. Okay, yesh I knows!

1. I likes cookies especially vanilla or cinammon ones!
2. I drinks water by scooping it into my mouth wtih my front paws
3. I dun really meow, but I do make a high chirping sound Mommy loves
4. I'm jusht now learning how to make "happy paws" at the age of two
5. I'm not furry good at leaping up on anything and prefer the ground
6. I loves to lounge in the bathtub, even when it's not Summer
7. I plays "fetch" with balls, just like doggies do

I gots to think who to tag now. Hmmmmmmmm

Dear Santa Claws

I want a heated cat bed fur Kitmus, but I especially want one too fur my big brother Roger, because he loves warm things so much and is an older boy. He loves to lay near the bathroom heater or on our dsl modum box, because it's warm. Even in the Summer, he does that, which I think is just weird! Anway, I hope that you read letters written to you on Catster, and that you see this, because it would be a dream come true fur us to sleep in beds like those! I also hope all the homeless kitties and doggies who are up fur adoption around the world get loving homes like we did, and have a warm place to sleep, good food to eat and kind humans to love and be loved by. Mommy is going to start volunteering this week at a nice rescue place near our house so we are furry excited about that. Thank you Santa, I love you, and will be putting out cookies and milk for you on Kitmus eve. I wonder if you would also like some Temptations? They're really good.......

Love,

Humphrey

I'm Becoming A Cuddle Bunny

Last night I got up on Meowmy's lap furry early in the evening fur a few minutes - and I've never done that before. I ony get on her lap furry late at night, but lately I've wanted to get up on the couch and sit next to her in the early evening too. We have all these wonderful new rugs in the room that I love to lie on and I've even been making happy paws a little bit, even tho I never learned how as a kitten in the cemetery. I am just a lot more affectionate and cuddly now, and it's making me and Meowmy so happy. The colder weather is nice fur cuddling too - it's a very happy time at our house right now and I can't wait for Thanksgiving and turkey - Roger tells me it's really yummy. He's been eating broom bristles lately though so I'm not sure I can trust him.

Meowmy Is Furry Purroud Of Me

Lately, I've become Meowmy's watchcat. Whenever I hear the slightest thing near our front or back door, I hurry right over, and lay low to the ground and sniff and listen, facing the door, until whatever it is passes.
Meowmy thinks that is furry dog-like and she loves it. I used to be furry timid, but now that I am two, I think I'm just now coming into my own as a brave boy. It makes her feel safe to know I am gaurding our home, and that makes me furry happy.

We Gots A New Computer And A Lovely Man Has Gone To Heaven

And we ish figuring out how to use it - eesh, it'sh kind of hard, sho we hopes efurryone will be patient with ush.

We are sad this weekend because Mr Paul Newman went to Heaven, and Mommy loved him so furry much. He was a lovely human being, and I wish all of them were as nice as he was. He loved animals too and he had a line of organic pet foods. He donated millions of dollars to charities in his lifetime, and some of them were animal organizations. I hope Mommy brings us home some of his cat food so we can feast on it in honor of him.

I'm A Stubborn But Loving Boy

Lately, I've been furry stubborn with Meowmy and so I looked up my Star Sign and showed this to her:

The Taurus Cat is totally unflappable...most of the time. This feline is impossible to shock and well able to hold his or her own in the face of danger...usually due to the fact that he or she is far too idle to get up and move out of the way. This cat's straightforward approach to life will be easy to understand. The Taurus Cat is steady and dependable...always where the owner expects this cat to be and doing what is expected of him or her. In short, the Taurus Cat is a creature of habit and routine who will never...ever...do anything unpredictable and to whom catnaps are the breath of life. Physically, the Taurus Cat will be a large specimen...the kind of feline whose size is often a conversation piece and one remarked upon by all. He or she will also possess big, beautiful eyes and an equally huge appetite, which results in the health problem eventually experienced by most Taurus Cats...obesity. Food can prove to be the downfall of this feline, even if the owner is extremely careful and strict with diet. Lack of sustenance may be the only thing that will motivate the Taurus Cat to get up, go out and complain to the neighbors about the cruelty of his or her owner. This feline will also be adept at fooling everyone who enters the kitchen into thinking that nobody has remembered to feed him or her. When the Taurus Cat is awake, he or she is an amiable companion, well aware of which hand does the feeding...and determined to ensure that whoever owns that hand continues to be so generous. If it were not for the fact that this feline will spend most of his or her life dead to the world (rather like an inconveniently-placed ball of fur), the Taurus Cat would be the almost perfect cat. Laid-back, calm, tolerant and near impossible to ruffle, this feline could be described by some as boring and dogmatic. On the other hand, some believe that being around a Taurus Cat can lower blood pressure, cure migraines and add years to the life of an owner.

It will be necessary to vacuum around, dust around and step over this feline. The Taurus Cat sleeps most of time and during slumber, nothing will awaken him or her. This cat rarely allows paws or torso to lose contact with a solid surface...partly because he or she will be too heavy to move very far, but more so through a genuine need to be in constant touch with the ground. The Taurus Cat has an innate affinity with the earth and will spend hours studying wild life, lying in the sun and not moving a muscle. It is foolish to expect this cat to become a "mouser" who will actually help out around the house by keeping down the number of unwanted intruders. To this feline, such an activity would be far too much like hard work.

Natives of many Signs are appreciative of the more elusive yet finer points of the Taurus Cat. Since this cat tends to radiate peace and contentment, the Taurus Cat is a perfect companion for individuals troubled by illness or bouts of depression. In short, the Taurus Cat thrives in an atmosphere which is familiar and built upon routine.


It'sh all furry true - I am huge, loving, quiet, calm and, stubborn! MOL.