Bad, Bad Bunty

I foiled Mummy's plans yesterday. I was snoozing on the bed when I heard a furtive rattle - the kind of rattle when Mummy opens the lid of the cat cage in the next room. When she came back I was nowhere to be seen. Hehehe! She found me hiding under the futon. She knows it's pointless trying to crawl under there to catch me.
Next thing I heard a good kind of rattle, the rattle of cat crunchies going into the food bowl - but I resisted! I stayed under the futon and let the others eat them all.
Mummy then made a phone call. "Hello, is that the vet surgery? I'm afraid Bunty won't be coming in for her acupuncture today." Yessss! Victory!
Just to make sure Mummy understands my position, I peed on her dry cleaning bag this morning. She doesn't seem impressed.

Stress-head Bunty

Orkney said I could write a diary entry if Mummy would help me, so I am going write about what happened to me yesterday.
Mummy took me to the vet a few weeks ago because she says I have behavioural issues. I'm not sure what she means but apparently she wasn't too pleased when I peed in her handbag - and on her desk - and the kitchen bench - and her clothes - and the stovetop - and sundry plastic bags. The vet said I was stressed so Mummy got some medicine to calm the stress-induced inflammation in my bladder, and some Feliway spray to make me feel better about life in general. She also captured the tomcat that was stalking us (see Orkney's diary for details).
Now I can't seem to de-stress so yesterday she bundled me into the CAGE (I hate the cage) and took me for a REALLY long car ride. We went to another vet surgery and I was examined. I cringed the whole time and tried to make myself as flat as possible. (Mummy said that was a bad idea as it makes me look even fatter than I already am.)
The vet put some stuff in my mouth. I think she said it was called Bark Flowers. I am a cat, they ought to be Meow Flowers surely? Anyway it was quite nice. But then she stuck all these needles in me so I looked like a pincushion, and I had to keep them in for a long time. But I was good and didn't struggle. Then we went to Mummy's parents' home and I met their cat Lily who ignored me. Mummy then took me through the McDonald's drive-through as a treat. I didn't like it much.
I'm very happy to be home but Mummy keeps trying to creep up on me with the Bark Flowers. I foil her though and run away, haha.