Payback time

Poor Mummy, she woke up this morning to find hacked-up furballs all over the carpet, and someone had also...well, done something not good on Mummy's desk. But no-one can blame me because I was outside mousing all night. I bet the furballs are Tara's, or maybe Barfing Bunty's. As for the desk - well, Bunty is the number one suspect. Mummy says it's very suspicious that Bunty was not on the bed when she woke up. Bunty ALWAYS sleeps on Mummy's bed.
Maybe it was payback for the poodle episode. Still, I'm very cross with Bunty because I brought up my children to use the litter tray, not Mummy's papers.

Speaking of payback, Zephyr is also nursing some scratches on her face today. She has to understand that I am the Alpha Cat. Don't mess with the Baby-Faced Assassin!

Dog Action

I can't believe Mummy - she had people over today and one of them brought one of those pants-sniffers! Into My house! What a cheek, it ate out of our bowls and drank our water. They said it was a Toy Poodle. I thought about using it as a squeaky toy, but decided that was beneath my dignity, so I stayed outside. Poor Tara, Bunty and Zephyr were trapped inside with it. Luckily they had the good sense to hide. Mummy tried to introduce Bunty to it. Mummy is now nursing a big scratch on her arm, serves her right.