New Addition to my Extended Family!

Hi Friends,
I just spoke with my wife and her family has adopted a new boy!
His name is Snickers. Xena's folks knew he was the siamese for them as Xena's late dad was named Snickers. Xena's family missed having a boycat very much.
I hope you will join me in welcoming him to Catster.
Here is his page:
http://www.catster.com/cats/1200768
Purrs,
Orv

I got to keep my teeth!

Hi Friends,
Thanks for your good wishes and purrs, and I am pleased to tell you that I got to keep all my teeth. As you can see by the picture Nurse Deb took of me, they gave me some fun drugs and a snuggly blankie after my dental. Although I like to send things to my sweet wife, but I wasn't looking forward to sending her my teeth, and I am glad I didn't have to do so!
Nurse Deb said I had something called Ginger Vitus. I had to get an antibiotic injection. I wonder if it is some kind of orange cat infection I got from Taz? Or maybe Gomez?
Hmmmm.....
Glad to be home with Mom purrs,
Orv

Tooth Terror!

Hi Friends,
Well, as you know my Mom said I have to have a dental. I didn't know what that was, so I asked Taz, who is so old he has had many dentals.
Taz brought out the things you see in my new picture to show me what will happen. He said the doctor picks at my teeth with that sharp thing, and pulls them out with the pliers and puts them on that chopper. The ones that don't fit on the chopper, Taz said, they put in the tooth shaped case. He said if I ask my vet they will send all of my teeth to my wife Xena. Taz recommended the tooth presentation box if I want to do this, and not the chopper.
I am going to begin hiding now. Mom will never find me before tomorrow morning.
I don't think my wife wants a toothless husband!!
Very worried potentially toothless purrs,
Orvis

Monday, Monday, Can't Trust that Day..

Hi Friends,
It has been a while since I wrote a diary entry. I have been having a very nice summer, that is, until last night!
I thought I was going to enjoy another night sleeping next to my Mom. She says I am her fuzzband! All of a sudden, while I was upstairs waiting for her to get in bed, Mom picked me up and took me down to the basement bathroom. Dad had given me a nice bed, and toilet facilities, but only water, no food!! I was starving, my friends.
And do you think they let me out or fed me in the morning? No! All I heard was Taz singing that awful Monday Monday song outside the door. I don't think that was very nice of him.
Mom took me with her to the office, and still I received no food.
I knew I was in trouble when she put me in my carrier again this afternoon, and we arrived at that awful place that smells funny and makes me hiss. They put a thingy over my face, and then it was all over and I was back in my carrier with Mom.
Mom said I did really well, but I was sure glad to get out of there. She said I need something called a dental next week; I wonder what that means. I will have to ask Taz when I get home; I'm staying with Mom at her office the rest of the day because I still can't eat.
Hungry purrs, Orvis

Fuzzband!

Hi Friends,
I hope you are enjoying your summer. It is a beautiful day here and I watched my Mom out the window in her garden.
Dad left early this morning. I knew he would be gone for a while as he took the funny thing he puts all his speedos in. You know, I love my Dad a lot, but when he is not here, I get to sleep on his place on the bed next to Mom with my head on his pillow.
It's like I am Mom's Fuzzband!
Purrs,
Orvis

Victory Dance!

Hi Friends,
I had such a good time with my wife and family at our recent outing.
You know, I thought Gomez was kind of a bore. I was so wrong, he knows how to show kits a good time! Taz had named him in charge of our outing, and he chose a place he knew the girls would love.
As an added bonus, Russell, Gomez and I got to show off the routine we purrfected before the show. Xena stuffed my speedo with lots of bills! MA tried to do the same to Russell, and for some reason she couldn't! And Gomez had so much money tied to his tail by enthusiastic ladycats he could hardly move. I won amateur night!!!!! Xena was so proud of me. I promised her a private victory dance!! **blushing furiously**
I don't know where Taz was during the show, the ladycats must have been 5 deep by the stage. He was really grumpy during the ride home, I am sorry he could not see our purrformance.
I can't wait until our next family outing, my friends.
Dancing purrs,
Orvis

Our Second Wedding Anniversary!

Hi Friends,
It's our second anniversary today! You know, it's hard to believe that I have been the husband of my beloved Xena for two whole years of pure bliss! I must tell you, mancats, marriage is so satisfying when you find a womancat like my dearest Xena!
Purrs of anniversarial bliss,
Orvis

Inquiring Purrs want to know...

Hi Friends,
Well, it appears I am a daily diary pick!
Some of my friends have asked questions about my last diary entry. I want you all to know that I had a wonderful VD with my dear wife!
Some of you asked why I wore my clown suit and brought whipped cream and Barry to our romantic date.
As you can see by my new profile picture, the clown suit brings back special memories for Xena and I ***blushing furiously***
Whipped cream is among our favorite treats, and we take turns licking it off each other's paws!
And what would a romantic evening be without BARRY MANILOW'S GREATEST HITS!
I hope this satisfies your curiosity, my friends,
Until next time,
Orvis aka "Mr. Romance"

Getting ready for my big VD date with Xena!

Hi Friends,
It's my third year of bliss with my beloved wife! You know, she became my Valentine three years ago today, and we have been together ever since.
I'm preparing a special VD evening with Xena. I have ironed my clown suit and hat, I have Barry ready in Mom's electronic thing, which I can wear on my collar, and I have 2 full cans of whipped cream!
Looking forward to a romantic evening,
Orvis

Prepare for the Blizzard!

Hi Friends,
Mom says we have a blizzard warning in our area starting at 7 pm tonight. I am a good boycat scout and am getting Prepared! As you can see, I am wearing my warm hoodie and have my paw extended to help Mom get ready for the storm.
Stay warm and help your Moms, my friends,
Orvis