June 15th 2007 7:15 pm
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I feel you should know
That my food bowl is empty
It makes me so sad.
June 14th 2007 10:03 pm
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No fish lately. No peering cats to report. Humans requiring little supervision as of late.
Have been keeping busy plotting ways to get into the basement. Must figure out way to reach door knob as humans have been useless and not obeying my commands to let me in. It is dreadful having short legs...
June 12th 2007 7:24 pm
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Hello world!
I figured that now that I have learned how to turn on the computer and type, I should use my newly found skills to document my memoirs and keep in touch with all my friends and adoring fans.
I am currently residing in a large house with lots of fish. The fish fascinate me. They are kept in the refridgerator (oh, I do like that refridgerator: I feel the great need to examine its contents every time it is opened) and then cooked. The cooking is an elaborate process which I must supervise very closely (humans really do need very close supervision for these sorts of activities). I wasn't as impressed with the actual fish eating (it was served to me in little bits on a piece of tin foil - talk about lack of class!).
I must get back to my guard duty. There is a cat who likes to look in on me through the sliding glass door. It makes me uneasy. I have been away from my post for too long. You never know what could happen to the universe when I am not there to keep it in line.
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