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My Birthday Month!!

July 18th 2009 11:58 pm
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July is my birthday month!! I hope my mom is going to buy me the black stroller with flames that I have been wanting! I LOVE to go strolling! If I can't have a stroller, I'd like to have a catnip toy or maybe even just some canned food; I love that stuff! It is my favorite. I'd also settle for a nice back massage or a really good brushing!! So if anyone sees my mom, please give her a hint on what I'd like!!

 

Living with Chihuahua Sisters Does Have Its Perks

March 8th 2009 11:44 am
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I'm the only cat in a two chihuahua household. One chi is bigger than I am; her name is Tink Forever. The other chi is smaller and named Halo Kitty (because she loves cats). Well, I like Halo, but I don't really like Tink very much. No reason, she isn't mean to me, I just don't like her.

Well, I've been thinking, living with chihuahuas has its perks! Of course most of them are pink, but perks nonetheless. They have tons of carriers that I LOVE to sleep in! Oh, boy! I'm in the carriers more than they are! Then the chi girls have blankets galore! Oh, those blankets are just so cozy and comfy! Did I mention the chi girls have beds all over the house, too? I tell ya, I love little beds!! Most of you already know that I kidnapped their stroller, too. Now it is all mine!! MOL! And the icing on the cake, their pink car seats!! My dad doesn't want pink car seats left in the car. So they are brought into the house. It doesn't get any better than car seats. The seats are raised off the ground, made of foam, and covered in soft fabric!! They are a cat's dream!!

So if you live with chihuahuas, sure you have to put up with these little dogs running all over the house trying to kiss your face, but just wait until you rake in all the benefits. Whoo Hoo!

 

Do I Look Like A Chihuahua?!

February 28th 2009 6:16 pm
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I'm over a decade! In all my years, I have never been told I look like a Chihuahua! So I don't understand what happened this morning, but today my mother was going to feed me dog food that belongs to Halo, who is a chihuahua!!

This morning, I'm starving, meowing at my mother! I mean, what does a guy have to do to get some service around this place?! I'm there sitting at my bowl outside the kitchen. Mom walks over to me. She says, "I know, I know, I'm too slow for you, handsome boy."

Okay, I have to add, if she knows she is too slow, could someone please tell me why she doesn't speed it up a bit?? Well, on with the story. Mom then proceeds to go down on one knee. For a second there I thought I was going to get a proposal. So, Mom's just about to scoop the food into my bowl. Suddenly, she stops and says, "Oh, my goodness! This is Halo's dog food."

Hello!!! Halo is a short-haired chihuahua!! Her fur is black! She has a pointed muzzle and pointed bat ears!!

This just takes the cake! All I have to say is my mother better wake up. And all you chihuahuas out there, move on over!! Can't you just picture my face on all those old Taco Bell ads shouting, "Yo quiero Taco Bell?!"

 

Party Like a Rockstar

January 3rd 2009 9:39 am
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For New Year's I went to a party at a place called THE CAT HOUSE! Oh my cat! I had TOO much fun. Actually I had too much of everything! Of course I cannot give all the details. I will just say that WOWZA! There were so many beautiful girl cats! The food was wonderful and so was the dancing. I learned how to do some new moves! I am an older gentleman cat, but I tried my darnest to keep up with all the young ones! I've never had so much fun at a party! Three cheers for the Cat House!!

 

Diary Pick of the Day!

December 28th 2008 5:04 pm
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Oh, I didn't believe my eyes, when I read it! I was one of the diary picks of the day for Catster! Thank you Catster for selecting my diary!

I'm just an everyday boy cat, trying to survive in a household with two girl chihuahuas! I know you think that doesn't sound like much, but you have NO idea. I'll let you in on a little secret too. They are both madly in love with me. I know being kissed a hundred times seems like a dream to some, but trust me, it gets real old!

Speaking of the chihuahuas, my chihuahua sisters are jealous of me, because I have a stroller and they don't. When they see my mom take me outside in my stroller, I'm telling you, bring out the ear plugs! They bark like there is no tomorrow! Of course, I'm a cool cat, so I just plop down in my stroller, and I don't even flinch. When I come back from having my ride, it is the same thing. I just tell my sisters, "Sorry girls. There is only one special boy in this family, and that would be, me." And of course, afterward, the chihuahua girls still love me.

It's quite the life over here, I tell you.

Hope all you other cats are doing well and keeping warm. Have a Happy New Year, too.

Thanks again, Catster!

~Apollo Cream

 

I Had Company for Christmas!

December 26th 2008 8:25 pm
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Well, I was going to be home alone for Christmas. That is fine by me, because I love sleeping in my stroller! So, I was home for a while, then surprisingly, after a while,my mom brought back my chihuahua sister Halo! So Halo and I spent Christmas together, until my mom and family came back home! I love Halo; she and I are good friends!

I got some new blankets for my Christmas present! I love blankets. I use them on the couch and in my stroller. Don't tell anyone, but sometimes I steal my sisters' blankets! I also sometimes steal their beds! I'm very quiet and sneaky, better than a ninja! I LOVE being a cat!

 

Stroller Addict!

September 26th 2008 10:58 pm
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I don't know how it happened, but I am officially addicted to my stroller. And yes, even though I am a manly-man, my stroller is pink.

I'll be the first to admit, I have never been an outdoorsy, outgoing type of a guy; I know, looks are deceiving. Also, I'll even go as far as to say that I have never been the type to be demanding either, but ever since my mom put me in this stroller, I just can't get away from the thing! I sleep in it, sit in it, and constantly ask for rides. I was supposed to share it with my chihuahua sisters, but guess what? I am always in it!! MOL!

Today at 5:30 in the morning, when my mom got up, I was meowing at her to take me for a ride! I don't know why she refused. I mean, after all, she does call me "The Prince of Egypt." Don't princes get whatever they want?? I was mad. Often times, when mom goes by the front door, I meow at her and jump in my stroller yelling, "Hey, Lady! Gimme a ride! I want outta this joint!" My whole family thinks my mom has created a "Stroller Monster."

I admit I'm obsessed with my wheels!! This is the best thing that ever happened to me since canned cat food! Now will someone come over here and give me a ride??!

 

My Birthday Presents!

July 28th 2008 9:12 pm
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Yesterday was my birthday! First I'd like to say I am so thankful to be alive. I recently lost another one of my 9 lives. In addition to that, I got a couple of presents: a pink boa toy, a new pink litter box (since I'm getting older so now I have two), and a brand new fresh bag of food, even though my old one wasn't finished! Whoo hoo! Dad didn't like that mom got me so much pink, but I was cool with it all!

My mom wanted to buy me a water fountain, but they all seem to be made out of plastic, and I'm allergic to plastic. Then she thought of getting me a wagon; so she can take me outside w/ the dogs while I'm in my kennel, but dad thought I'd be traumatized (and lose another 1 of my 9 lives). So I just had to settle with the smaller presents. I did have to take my meds yesterday even though it was my birthday. And of course, I did spit some out at my mom, but she survived. So overall I had a great birthday!

Also I'd like to say thank you to everyone who sent me birthday wishes and presents and get well wishes, too. You are all very nice. I'm glad to have so many thoughtful friends here on Catster.

Last but not least, I am SO GLAD Mr. D (Darwin), Raza's big baby boy, arrived home safely!!

~Apollo Cream

 

I Hate My Medicine and My Meowmy!

July 21st 2008 9:08 pm
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My Meomy has been force feeding me my medicine, and I hate it. I hate my meomy, too! She gets a towel out. Then she wraps me in it. I mean do I look like something that belongs inside of a burrito??! After that she gets this mini plunger, and she shoves it into my mouth squeezing the gross medicine down my throat! I hate it I tell ya! If you think I look grumpy with my normal face, you should see what I look like after my medicine.

Now, whenever my meowmy walks by me to pet me, I always look at her hands to see if she is holding the dreaded towel or plunger! Can you blame me for being paranoid? If she thinks I am going to forgive her for this, she is fooling herself! By the way, do they have classified ads here on Catster? I'm going to put out an ad looking for a new meowmy!!

 

I Went to the Vet!

July 18th 2008 11:56 am
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I went to the vet, twice, once yesterday and once today! UGH! Now I am hiding under the table (yes, I stole mom's laptop and have it here with me). I have tiny crystals & a urinary infection! Now I am on a special food that my mom has to buy from the vet. He said I dont need surgery as they are very tiny, but I have to stay on this food for the rest of my life. Hopefully I won't have any more problems.

Oh, the way my mom found out I had a problem was by using this special litter. It is called "Health Meter Early Detection System Cat Litter." My mom didn't fill my whole litter box with it, just spread it on top. It changes color after you pee on it, if it detects a possible problem. I used it a few months ago, and it stayed the same color, an off yellow/white. This time when my mom used it. It turned a distinct blue. So mama took me to the vet. The vet thought the litter might not work too well, but sure enough, when my lab results came back from my urinalysis, it showed I had tiny crystals and a urinary infection.

I will post pictures of my vet visit.

 
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