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The Writings of the Divine Miss P.

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Testing Testing

October 24th 2013 3:58 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother has been watching me like a hawk. It's getting on my nerves. She says she's looking for symptoms of Hyper-T. I don't know what her problem is. I don't have any symptoms already! LEAVE ME ALONE!

I guess it hasn't been all bad. Tonight she gave me dinner and then a half hour later she offered me more! OMC! She was testing for the "ravenous appetite" symptom. Well, I looked at the food and although I was full I decided it would be a shame to waste it so I nibbled until it was mostly gone. Kovo swept in and ate the rest.

She keeps petting me to feel if my coat is yucky. Nope. Nice and soft. Mwahaahaa!!!

When I poop mother goes right to the box and checks the "quality" of the output. Nicely formed, firm and stinky as usual. Mwahaahaa!!!

This morning I threw up. Mother virtually leapt from the bed to check the spew. I honestly think she was disappointed to see a hairball there. Mwahaahaa!!!

Excessive water drinking? Well, I usually have a good long slurp after dinner 'cause that's when I get my dry food. No constant visits to the bowl afterwards though. Mwahaahaa!!!

Sheesh! We'll get this diagnosis all settled when you take me back to the vet for more testing, mother. In the meantime LEAVE ME BE!

Later kitties!


Happy Thanksgiving!

October 14th 2013 5:10 am
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Oh my oh my oh my. I want to wish everykitty a very Happy Thanksgiving Day!. Well, it IS Thanksgiving here.

Thanks to HQ for the DDP honour today. What a pawsome way to help celebrate the holiday. Of course, the thing I am most thankful for is the delicious breakfast treat I received this morning. Yes. I had my favourite - Wellness Chicken & Herring!!! OMC! Yummy yum yum!

I'd also like to send our condolences to *Samoa's* family. She had to leave them this weekend to make her journey to the Bridge. Samoa was one of my favourite nemeses here on Catster. A good nemesis is hard to find. Purrs for your pawrents who are gonna miss their girl. Rest in peace, Samoa.

Later kitties!


Thanks! ....and A Confession....*SIGH*

October 10th 2013 3:21 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I just wanted to say "Thank You" to all the kitties who dropped by and left purrs and well-wishes comments in my diary entry from yesterday. That was so nice of you.

I have a confession to make. There's something I haven't revealed to anykitty. It's so much worse than the spectre of hyper-T. Oh my yes. So much more. OK. Here goes:
I have a new GIANT ZIT on the left side of my head right where that double-foldy part of the ear meets the skull. It's the same thing that was on my head above my eye and what's still under my chin. It's harmless but it MARS MY BEAUTY! I'm sorry Big Daddy, I doubt I'll ever be purrfect again. Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Why me???

BTW, my bestest bestie, *Boogers*, is home now and it sounds like he's doing fine. Yay!

Better go now and execute my plan of revenge against EVIL *New York Murray*.
Revenge will be sweet!

Later kitties!


I'm Sick

October 9th 2013 12:59 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I only had one measly week to bask in the glory of my new slenderness. That's over now. My buzz has been destroyed. It has all been a sham.

Sullivan had to go for his checkup and shots today. While she was there mother found out that my doc has been away for a week. He was supposed to call last week if there was any problem with my blood work. No call = no problem. He never called because he wasn't there. So....mother asked Sully's vet about my blood work. He said my kidneys and liver look good but my thyroid levels are too high.


Did I lose weight because of mother's careful control of my diet or because I'm sick? I don't have any other symptoms except the weight loss. Waaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

I have to have my levels double checked again at the beginning of next month then it looks like it's gonna be pill time for me. OMC!!!

It's exactly what I feared. *New York Murray* is responsible for this! He MUST be stopped before he infects every kitty on Catster with his nasty thyroid germs!

I hope all you kitties out there will purr for Murray 'cause Hyper-T Miss P. is COMING FOR HIM!!!

Later kitties!



October 2nd 2013 12:50 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Guess who is svelte, beautiful and hot? Why, me of course!

Mother hauled me to the vet today for my checkup. On my report card under the heading, "WEIGHT", the doc checked the box, "NORMAL RANGE"! BINGO! Yes, I'm a slim and trim 10.5 lbs! OMC! It's taken FOREVER to get my weight down. I've instructed mother to round DOWN when she enters my weight on my page. And no, the weight loss is not because my muscles are starting to atrophy. I'm solidly slim!

When the doctor took me into the back room to take my blood I told him to be sure to run the T4 test as well as the other ones. That EVIL New York Murray was lurking around my page taunting me during Pirate Month and I want to make sure he didn't infect me with his nasty thyroid germs like he did my poor Boogers. I should have test results back tomorrow.

Gotta go now and admire my bod in the mirror.

Later kitties!


DDP Piggy!

September 26th 2013 3:14 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I'm a DDP again! That's the third time this month! Oh my. The folks in HQ must love pirates as much as I do. And they chose such a beautiful one, if I do say so myself.

BIG THANKS also to:
- Buddie & the Gang for the concatulatory pmail
- Patches, from the Olde Furts Group, for the pmail and beautiful pic
- Smiley Cassanova, for the concatulatory pmail
- handsome Tate, for the pumpkin rosie

Oh my. On a serious note, I hope you'll all join me in purring for my bestie, *Boogers*. He will be getting his Radiocat treatment soon and he also has a kidney stone. And he's lost a lotta weight, but not in the good way like I have. Ooooo, my poor little Boogers! I'm purring that you'll be all better ASAP, handsome!

SMOOCHIES for my Boogers!

Later kitties!


Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

September 19th 2013 5:26 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. It's Talk Like a Pirate Day! The centrepiece of Pirate Month on Catster. Arrrrr!!!

Get yer free Jolly Rogers from the Gift Store and spread the booty 'round 'for it be gone, mateys!


Later kitties!


Sad News

September 12th 2013 7:42 pm
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I was so sad to find out that my bestest bestie Boogers' little bro, *Tiskers*, had to leave his family today to journey to the Bridge.

Tiskers had that EVIL cardiomyopathy that raggies are prone to get and it finally got the best of him. BUT he did live a lot longer than his doctors expected him to so that was a good thing.

I know his mom and bros are very sad now. I'll hope you join me and my bros in purring for them at this sad time.

RIP Tiskers.



Arrrrrr! I Be a DDP T'day! Arrrrrrrrrr!

September 8th 2013 1:18 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I'm a DDP today! Pawsome! Thanks so much HQ!

BIG THANKS also to:
- Buddie and the Gang, for the concatulatory pmail
- Patches, in the Olde Furts Group for the beautiful DDP pic
- Smiley Cassanova, for the pmail concats

Arrrrrrrr! Don't forget it's Pirate Month on Catster, kitties! Get yer pirate on! Arrrrrrrr!!!

Later kitties!


Vile! Horrid! EVIL!!!!

August 31st 2013 3:15 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother received the most DISGUSTING, VILE, HORRID, EVIL email from the vet today. I can't believe what it said. I am SHOCKED!!! It's too horrifying to describe so I will just let you see for yourselves. OMC!!! Look at what was at the beginning of this vile, nasty email: mailpic_zps26f39710.png

(If you have trouble displaying this abomination make sure there are no spaces in the URL. Catster sometimes inserts evil spaces...)

I'm too upset to continue.... I must lie down... Lies, UGLY LIES!!!...

Later kitties!

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