July 28th 2012 3:01 pm
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*SIGH*
:(
July 11th 2012 3:39 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. My little bro, Kovo, is such a BIG chicken and mother is so completely hopeless. Oh my yes.
Today Kovo managed to break out of his prison room while the workmen were here. Well, he took one look at them after he escaped and he ran and hid behind a bunch of boxes filled with kitchen stuff. Mother was anxious to get him out of there and back into his room. The front door is usually wide open while the workers are here and mother was afraid that little brat might get so spooked that he'd run right outside.
Mother did manage to grab Kovo. Although she told him not to be scared, that no one was going to hurt him, he wasn't listening. Really mother, haven't you figured out yet that none of us listen to you? A little dense are we? Anyway, my little chicken bro squirmed and clawed and scratched at mother to try to get her to let go. She hung on. Kovo lost it. He PEED down her arm! He got shut back in his room. Mother cleaned up.
Mwahaahaa!!! Way to go you little chicken!
Later kitties!
July 4th 2012 3:35 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I know you thought the title was about me, kitties, but no, it's about the temperature. The humidex got up to 43C here today. Holy Catnip! I'm sizzlin'(in more ways than one)!
The good news is we have A/C. The bad news is mother won't turn it on while the workmen are here during the day. They did the bathroom demolition yesterday and today they did the carpentry work. Since they are in and out of the house every 5 minutes mother said running the A/C would be useless and a waste of money. Great! We're all stuck in our prison rooms in a thousand degree heat. Well, mother did put a fan in our rooms as well as aiming one at the bathroom but that didn't even come close to the coolness of A/C. Mother is soooo cruel.
I'd like to wish all my American pals a "Happy 4th of July". Watch out for eagle poop, kitties. *giggles*
Stay cool y'all!
Later kitties!
June 30th 2012 4:22 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I hope all you kitties have a wonderful holiday tomorrow and Monday. Well, I guess most of you won't 'cause, like Victoria Day, you don't celebrate Canada Day either. C'est la vie!
*giggles*
Oh my. Isn't the 4th of July coming up soon? Where are the US flags in the gift shop? I'd like to send some flags to my pals. Oh my. Is Say Media a Canadian company?
*giggles*
I know a certain former New Mexican show girl is probably getting excited. She's looking forward to a visit from her favourite American eagle on July 4. Don't you worry, dear. That beautiful birdie won't disappoint.
Mwahaahaa!!!
Later kitties!
June 27th 2012 12:53 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Today most of the kitchen was supposed to be done. Just the back splash was supposed to be remaining to do with some touch-up painting after the guys left today. Not happenin'! OMC!!
Everything that could go wrong went wrong today. Wrong paint, wrong countertop, wrong sink, missing plumbing parts. OMC!! The contractor was rushing here to see what the hay was up and he ended up getting 3 traffic tickets. MOL!!
The end result of today's misadventures in the kitchen mean that all us cats are gonna be stuck being in prison a little longer.
Wait, the news gets worse...
We're gonna be locked up a lot longer than we thought 'cause mother just informed us that she's getting the bathroom done now too. OMC!! We only have one human bathroom in this house.
Mwahaahaa!!!
Later kitties!
June 26th 2012 1:30 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Before I announce the contest winners I want to first say how hurtful some of your comments were. To those of you who guessed that it was I who threw up on the floor, all I can say is how could you even think that let alone put such thoughts into writing? I'm crushed. Devastated. I'll be in therapy for years now. Oh woe is me!
As you all know, in addition to being beautiful, I am a purrfect and proper lady. A proper lady such as myself would NEVER hurl! NEVER! SHAME ON ALL OF YOU WHO SAID IT WAS ME!
Oh my.
*giggles*
Lets get on to the winners, shall we?
I am pleased to announce that it was my stinky bro, KOVO, who was the first to throw up on the new floor. It was not a simple hairball. No, it was a deluxe gooey mess of what was once his breakfast. He was a little piggy, ate too fast and subsequently anointed the new floor. Mwahaahaa!!!
So the following oh so clever kitties each wins TWO zealies. (Good luck collecting.)
*giggles*
*ZOEY*
*Pearl*
*Boogers*
Concatulations you winners. You know my bro, Kovo, well.
Mwahaahaa!!!
Latter kitties!
UPDATE:
Your prizes have been transferred to you, kitties. Let me know if they didn't arrive.
June 24th 2012 9:35 am
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Oh my oh my oh my. Anything *Ashlynne* can do I can do better. Oh my yes.
I wish to announce that I am having a contest. The first THREE kitties who can guess which one of us was the first to throw up on the new kitchen floor will win TWO zealies each. Yes. That's correct. TWO zealies!!!
A ginormous giveaway on my part of SIX whole zealies to the lucky winners.
Only one entry per family. Enter your guesses in the comments section of this diary entry. Contest closes at midnight EDT tomorrow (Monday).
On your mark...get set...GO!
EEEEEEeeeeeee!!!
Later kitties!
June 21st 2012 2:15 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I want to thank HQ for kindly remembering that our big Canada Day holiday is coming up soon - on July 1. They've put the Canadian flag rosie in the Gift Shop. Cool!
I remember a couple of years ago when Catster wanted to acknowledge our country's special day. In honour of Canada Day they put the TURKEY rosie in the Gift Shop. MOL!! MOL!!! MOL!!! MOL!!!!
I'm pretty sure someone in HQ had consulted this *Little Vixen* that year about what rosie would be appropriate for this holiday.
Oh my.
*giggles*
Later kitties!
June 20th 2012 3:55 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother gave us some wonderful news this evening. She told us that there won't be any more workmen here until next Wed. EEeeeeeeeeee!!!! It's gonna be like being on vacation!
Work in the kitchen has come to a standstill. Mother says she's waiting for the counter top. Once that comes next Wed. then the rest of the work can be completed. OMC!!! I'm so tired of being locked up every day.
It's been as hot as can be here this week. Humidex in the 40C range. Thank heavens for air conditioning. OMC!!!
Happy first day of summer everyone!
Later kitties!
June 16th 2012 5:10 am
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Oh my oh my oh my. The workmen were supposed to come this morning at 8 o'clock to install our new cabinets. They showed up at 7 instead. OMC!! Luckily mother got up early this morning but she had to rush to shove us in our prison rooms. Since she didn't have time to get us our normal breakfasts we all ended up getting dry food. I want my CANNED, mother!
Kovo got himself into BIG trouble last night and was GROUNDED for being a NAUGHTY boy. The cabinets were delivered yesterday and they were left scattered around on the kitchen floor. Mother didn't want us in there jumping on them and maybe scratching them so she put up the cardboard walls again to keep us out. Sullivan and I were fine with that but that little brat, Kovo, was bound and determined to get in the kitchen. He pushed and he shoved and he batted until he breached one of the walls and then he ran and hid in the maze of cabinets. Mother finally found him and chased him out. She declared him a little BRAT, picked him up, gave him a head smoochie and then shut him in his room. He had to stay there all night. Mwahaahaa!!!
Later kitties! I gotta go check for those dust bunnies...
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