The Writings of the Divine Miss P.

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Wasn't Me. No Way!

December 13th 2013 3:43 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I have been falsely accused. I am innocent!

Mother doesn't put up a lot of Christmas decorations mostly because she's lazy but she says it's because of "the cats". The cats?!?!? Nonsense! Anyway, this year she put a little string of LED lights in the living room around the entrance way between that room and the front hallway. Pretty little yummy looking red lights...

While she was making dinner tonight mother heard a "bad" sound from the living room. When she checked she found me standing beside the string of lights that had been pulled down and lay in a heap on the floor. Sully was sleeping on the sofa and Kovo was up in the cat tree. Mother immediately accused ME of doing this! WHAT?!?!?! I am completely innocent. I am purrfection itself! I merely went to investigate the noise just as mother had done. I'm sure it was Sully who pulled those lights down. He was faking it on the sofa, pretending to be snoozing. Mother still gave me the stink eye and told me to behave myself or Santa may bypass my stocking this year.
*GASP*
THIS IS SO UNJUST!!!

*POUT*

Later kitties!

 

Thyroid Re-check Test Results - YIKES!

December 6th 2013 3:18 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I've always known that mother resented me because of my overwhelming beauty. She has always tried to sabotage my stellar reputation. This time she has GONE TOO FAR!!! I plead with you out there to rescue me from this house of EVIL!!!

Yesterday, while I was enjoying a very sound sleep, mother grabbed me and whisked me off to the vet. Time for my post-pill thyroid blood check. We got the results this AM. OMC!!!!

I will remind you that the normal thyroid range is 10 to 51. Last month when I was officially diagnosed my reading was 98. Today my reading is............. 5!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy Catnip, mother, you've managed to pill me into HYPO-thyroidism. Good Grief!!!!

On the bright side my test revealed that I have been fully compliant with taking my medicine. I'm such a wonderfully good girl if I do say so myself. On another note, this proves that Cheez Whiz is Kraft's gift to cat owners. I've always known that. Oh my yes.

Fortunately, I continue to exhibit no signs of illness so hopefully the pills and the disease aren't harming me yet. My dosage has been cut in half to be given once a day. This saddens me because it means I only get my delicious Cheez Whiz treat once a day instead of twice. *SIGH*

Hopefully I'll get a better reading when I get retested again early in the new year.

Later kitties!

 

Poodle On The Loose

December 3rd 2013 1:41 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. There's a funny looking scrawny little poodle running around the house this afternoon. It has the same name as my bro: Kovo. Honestly, mother, if you have to bring that odd little thingie into our home could you not think up another name? A better name?

I don't like poodle Kovo. Neither does Sully. We've been hissing in unison at him. Our cat bro, Kovo, must be hiding somewhere. We haven't seen him since mother brought the poodle in a little while ago.

I hope mother bought poodle food for the new Kovo 'cause I'm not sharing my yummy cat food with him.

Mwahaahaa!!!

Later kitties!

 

Thanks For Giving!

November 30th 2013 4:22 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I just want to thank all you kitties who gave us those pawsome cornucopiae-horn-of-plenty-balls-of-yarn-filled-thingies gifties for American Thanksgiving. That was so nice of you all!

Hope all our pals in the USofA are having a fun holiday this weekend.

Later kitties!

 

There Will Be Lions

November 19th 2013 3:23 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Sully and Kovo have been snickering at me all week 'cause they know I gotta go back to the vet soon for another blood test. That'll be THREE times in two months. That is so unfair!!!

Well, I know a secret about one of my stinkie bros whose name happens to start with a "K". The same week I gotta go back for a recheck he has to go back for a haircut. A BIG haircut. Mwahaahaa!!! Yesireeeeee, Kovo, you're gonna get a buzz cut all over your stubby little body 'cause it's lion cut time again for you! Mwahaahaa!!!

On a personal note, I don't mean to brag about myself 'cause I am modesty itself, but I've been an absolute saint about taking my pills everyday. Mother says when she offers me the Cheez Whiz coated pill I get a wild, feral look in my eyes. She says she fears for her safety when I gobble up that delicious Whiz-erful, wonderful treat. I'd eat all the pills in that bottle in one sitting if they had a bit of Whiz on them. I might eat your Cheez Whiz covered finger too, mother. I LOVE CHEEZ WHIZ!!! Oh my yes.
Mwahaahaa!!!

Later kitties!

 

It's Official - I'm Sick!

November 7th 2013 1:42 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. My test results were available today and they confirm that I have the EVIL Hyper-T. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

The highest normal blood thyroid hormone value is 51. Last month mine measured 86. This week it measured 98. Oh POOP! The vet says once the level starts going up it's not likely to ever come down on its own.

Sooooo....mother went out today and bought a bottle of Cheez Whiz and then she went to the vet to pick up my pills. She was not thrilled to find out that she's gotta cut those tiny 5mg pills in half so I can get 2 halves a day. She's also not thrilled about having to pill me twice a day forever either. Mwahaahaa!!!! But she says she's gonna make sure I get my medicine by hook or by crook. Should be a piece of cake, mother, with the Cheez Whiz. OMC!!! I'm gonna get CHEEZ WHIZ TWICE A DAY FOREVER as long as I tolerate the pills OK. OMC!!!

I want to ask you all again to purr for *EVIL Murray* 'cause he's gonna PAY for infecting me and my Boogers with his nasty thyroid germs!

Later kitties!

 

It's a Conspiracy!!!

November 6th 2013 3:26 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Who would have thought it would be this difficult to find out if you are sick or not??? Holy Catnip! I still don't have my latest test results.

Mother called the vet this AM as planned but he told her their network had been down all day. Someone was working on it. The lab apparently posts the test results online and the vet couldn't get at them. Mother has to call back tomorrow. Ack!

I know what's going on here. It's a conspiracy against me. It's being perpetrated by the two most EVIL cats on Catster:
*This One*
and
*This One*!

They will pay!

Later kitties!

 

Oh, the Suspense!

November 5th 2013 2:07 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I went to the vet this morning as planned but I won't get my test results back until tomorrow morning. OMC! The suspense!!!

I want to thank all the kitties who left gifties and messages wishing me good luck today. You're the best!

While I don't know positively, absolutely yet if I am officially Hyper-T I do want to mention a couple of things. First of all, they say that 95 to 98 percent of kitties with Hyper-T exhibit weight loss as the major symptom. Well, I got weighed again this AM at the vets and I have GAINED weight in the past month! OMC!!! It's just a little bit but it sure looks like the 2.5 pounds I lost last year was due to mother carefully measuring my food and not due to disease. Yay!!! I may be in the very, very early stages of Hyper-T or somebody had too many gurgly wurglies at lunch before they ran my tests last month. We shall see.

I'm pleased to see that mother was thinking ahead this morning. She asked the vet if I do have to take pills for Hyper-T can she use Cheez Whiz to get them down my throat. She was worried that maybe the salt in it would interfere with the medicine. The vet said Cheez Whiz is A-OK!!! OMC!! I LOVE WHIZ but I only get it when I have to take pills.

OMC!! I want those test results NOW!!

Later kitties!

 

D-D-Day Tomorrow

November 4th 2013 1:47 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Tuesday is definitive diagnosis day. Mother doesn't think I know it but tomorrow I'm going back to the vet. I gotta get my thyroid function re-tested to see if I'm definitely Hyper-T. I still don't have any symptoms so I don't know why I have to go there again. That is so wrong!

Thank goodness I don't have to fast in the morning. I get to eat my breakfast before I go. Yummy yum yum!

Paws crossed that they made a mistake last month...but I doubt I'll get that lucky... *SIGH*

Later kitties!

 

Halloween Goodies

October 25th 2013 3:23 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. The pet food store where mother gets our food had a Halloween special on today. Everything in the store was twenty percent off after 3 PM. If you brought in a pet in a costume you got twenty-five percent off. Oh my. Don't even think about it, mother!

Mother went there and bought a ton of food. Yummy! There was also an offer of a free toy with a minimum purchase. Mother spent enough to get the free toy and brought it home. It was an orange skull and crossbones plush DOG toy. What??? She said they were only giving away dog toys. Well, why did you bring it home then? Holy catnip! What an insult!

It was bad enough that it was a DOG toy but it was also a SQUEAKY toy. Of course mother had to squeak the thing. OMC!!! It scared the fur off me. I had to seek refuge behind the sofa. Sully and Kovo didn't seem to care at all. Good grief! I swear I'm gonna put myself up for adoption. I NEED to get outta here.

BUT....at least there's all that food to look forward to....

Later kitties!

 
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