October 24th 2012 1:28 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I can't believe mother got the drop on me so easily this morning. I had my yummy breakfast and was enjoying a lovely nap afterwards when mother grabbed me without warning and shoved me in the carrier. I was too groggy to realize what was happening until it was too late.
GRRRRRrrrrrr!!!!
I was taken to the vet for my annual checkup. Things did not go well. Last year I was told to lose 2 more pounds so my weight would be 10 lbs. Well, my weight moved UP! *GASP* I currently weigh 13 lbs. DANG! I gained one whole pound last year. I blame mother. Of course I'm still beautiful beyond words and am no where near as fat as Cap'n Chubbers, that saucy New Mexican pirate. I take solace in that fact.
Mother has to call the vet back tomorrow to get my blood test results. If my numbers come back purrfect I have to get my teeth cleaned. OMC!!! NO!!! Oh my. I don't want bad numbers to come back either. I can't win. *SIGH*
Later kitties!
October 7th 2012 1:43 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I'm so giddy with excitement. Tomorrow is Thanksgiving and you know what that means, don't you kitties? Yes! It means Wellness Chicken and Herring FOR ME!!! OMC!!!!
Mother went out today and bought Sully a 3 oz. can of Wellness Turkey. She got a pouch of Wellness Healthy Indulgence Turkey and Chicken for Kovo. AND SHE GOT ME A 3OZ. CAN OF WELLNESS CHICKEN AND HERRING!!! OMC!!! We're gonna all get that special food tomorrow for breakfast! OMC!! I can't wait!
Mother tends to be forgetful (*sigh*) so she left all the special food on the kitchen table so she wouldn't forget to give us our holiday treats. OMC!!! I'm gonna be thankful tomorrow on Thanksgiving fur sure!!!
Later kitties!
September 19th 2012 2:42 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. It's here! Talk Like a Pirate Day is here! EEEEEEeeeeee!!!
I hope all you rascally rascals had a fine day today a pillagin' and a plunderin'. Many thanks to all you scoundrels who took the time ta send me and my family a handsome Jolly Roger giftie. Arrrr!!! Such fine pirates ya be.
OMC!! Time's a flyin'. Pirate Month be almost over! Arrrrr!!!
Got lots more sailin' ta do afore it be finished! So off I go.
Later kitties!
September 11th 2012 3:33 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I got a surprise in the mail today! It was the gift of a little matey for me called Jack the Pirate Mouse. My good pal, the crab thievin' *Cap'n Black Zack*, sent him to me to help me in the battle against the EVIL *Cap'n Chubbers*.
Here's a picture of my new mate:
Jack the Pirate Mouse
I've given the mouse a new pirate name. He's now called Little Jack From Zack. Be afraid Cap'n Chubbers. Be very afraid. Arrrr!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE GIFTIE, CAP'N BLACK ZACK!
Later kitties!
September 1st 2012 2:02 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Pirate Month is HERE!!! Time ta get yer pirate on, kitties!
HQ, time for you to crack open yer treasure chest and get them pirate rosies in the Gift Shop! I be needin` those little Jolly Rogers ta warn all the scoundrels out there that I be comin` for them. Gotta lotta ships ta sink!
YO HO HO!
Arrrrrr!!!
Later kitties!
August 27th 2012 1:19 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I have been tagged by the charming and oh so handsome, Big Daddy B.
And the game is: Who Am I?
Here goes:
(1) Tell me your funny Christmas story.
Funny, I don't have one. Christmas means one thing to me: WELLNESS CHICKEN & HERRING for breakfast and dinner. OMC!
(2) Where's your favorite hiding place when playing hide and go seek?
I like to hide between the slip cover and the back of the chair by the front window.
(3) What did you dream of being as a young kit?
I dreamt of being even more beautiful than I already was.
(4) What's your favorite hobby? Anything goes.
As Big Daddy wrote: "There's hardly anything better than sleeping in the sun."
(5) What’s your one "bad habit" that you love and your Mom hates?
I make a screechy sound and hiss when my bros get on my nerves.
(6) If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
I'd love to go into the front hall closet and explore but mother won't let us in there.
(7) What is your guilty pleasure? Food, skirts and suits or cars? What?
Swiss Chalet chicken. OMC!!!
(8) What is your favorite make believe monster? And yes girls, unicorns and fairies are included. Post a pic of this mysterious beast.
The portly Cap'n Chubbers, terror of the seven seas!
Cap'n Chubbers
(9) What is the one dreaded thing you have to do at home? Babysitting, taking baths, entertaining guests....what is your dread?
Having to live with my stinky bros.
(10) I’m not so sure if Zach and Zoe are going to have coed ships this year or not, but in any case, which ship would you want to be on: Zach’s, or Zoe’s?
I assume this ques. is referring to PIRATE ships. OMC!!! Well, I just happen to know there won't be coed ships this pirate season for my pals, Zack & Zoey (not sure who Zach & Zoe are *giggles*). While I'd love to sail with handsome Cap'n Black Zack, I must say that Pirate Princess Zoey's ship sure looks comfy so I think I'll capture hers and be on it. Mwahaahaa!!!
Later kitties!
August 23rd 2012 1:53 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Not much longer to wait, kitties! It's almost here - my most favourite month on Catster!
Are you ready to set sail? Are you? Are you? ARE YOU???!!!
EEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Pirate Month on Catster is almost here!!!
Arrrrrrr!!!
Later kitties!
August 16th 2012 4:01 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Please someone save me from this house! Save me from the embarrassment that is mother!
This afternoon mother went to the store to pick up a few groceries. When she was at the checkout one of her items wouldn't scan so the cashier had to call for a price check. Of course, everyone in the line behind her was giving her the stink eye. Finally the price was found and mother paid the cashier, grabbed the grocery bags and made a beeline to the exit.
When mother got home she opened the first grocery back and let out a big, loud shriek. Oh my ears! Inside the bag was a large trout! Mother does not eat trout. Mother does not eat intact fish. The sight of a dead, intact fish on her new kitchen counter makes mother shriek. Mwahaahaa!!!
The person who bought the fish must have left it behind and the cashier must have left it at the checkout hoping the "owner" would return for it. Mother must have grabbed the bag along with hers when she flew out of the store.
We would have LOVED a nice trout supper, mother. She had other ideas. There was no way mother was going to touch that thing let alone feed it to us. Since it had been out of refrigeration for a good long time mother wasn't about to return it to the store either. She put the trout back in the bag, went out and walked to a nearby park and dumped the trout in the garbage can there. OMC!! What a waste of de-lish fish!
*SIGH* Why do I have to live in this madhouse?
Later kitties!
August 7th 2012 3:41 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother was soooo excited last Friday. The last big item for her bathroom reno was scheduled to be completed - the installation of the shower glass.
Mother didn't even bother to lock us away last Friday. She knew we'd just ran to our hidey spots when the man came with the glass. Oh my. The summer of the reno was on the verge of concluding. All that remained were three panels of glass, some paint touch-up and the re-installation of the bathroom door. Our lives as we knew them were about to return to normal. OMC!
Well, the man installed the first panel. Then he installed the glass door panel. And then he said "Oh Oh"! He had brought a straight panel of glass just like the first one he installed. Except he needed one that went up and around the shower bench. Oh my. He was the one who came to measure for the glass over two weeks ago. Nothing in the shower had changed since he was here. Mother was seeing red. How did he manage to mess up so???
Oh my. Mother is still waiting for that final panel of glass. Maybe later this week....
Mwahaahaa!
Later kitties!
July 31st 2012 2:38 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. It was bright and sunny and hot and humid this morning. Around noon the sky started to get dark. Thunder boomed in the distance. It was a dark and stormy night...
er...
I digress....
The sky kept getting darker and darker and then BOOM! It started to rain really, really hard. Thunder! Lightening! OOOOooooo, our first real summer daytime storm!!! It's been sooooo dry here. It rained hard one night last week but that's about it for this summer so far. Mother says she likes a summer storm. I'm not too crazy about thunder but I hope there was enough rain today to help out the farmers a little bit. They need to be able grow lots and lots of the stuff they feed to their chickens and their herrings so I can have my favourite yummy canned Wellness food! Oh my yes.
Later kitties!!!
{{{{{{{{{{HUGS to you-know-who}}}}}}}}}}}}
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