July 1st 2011 2:32 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I hope all you kitties are having a pawsome Canada Day today. The weather has been gorgeous. Sunny, hot, a slight breeze and no humidity. A perfect day for snoozing. Oh my yes!
It was lovely and quiet today because of the holiday. No construction allowed on Sundays and holidays here. I, of course, do not mind loud noises but I do prefer peace and quiet. I suppose there will be some racket tonight when the fireworks start in the park nearby. No problem for me! Don't believe me? Just check out my litter box. Two previous days of demolition next door. Two days following of perfect poopies. I'm so purrfect it should be illegal. Don't you just wish that were so, Show Girl of the Southwest?
June 29th 2011 2:11 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother has been holding out on me. She says she's known what's going to happen since January! She only spilled the beans today because a ginormus backhoe showed up at the house next door early this morning and I couldn't help but notice. OMC!!!
Last Saturday was just the beginning. All that terrifying business cutting down trees was just the prelude to the REAL scary stuff to come. That house is gonna be torn down and a new one built. OMC!!! There's gonna be loud, scary noises for the next YEAR!!!! I'm not gonna be putting out soft poopies. It's gonna be soup! OMC!!!
Mother says she's sure I'll get used to the din. When she came home this aft the backhoe was knocking down the house next door. I was sleeping soundly in the cat tree. Kovo was sprawled on his back on the floor in a little patch of sunshine and Sullivan was napping in Kovo's snooze sack. She says that proves I've already adjusted. NO IT DOESN'T, mother! It just means that tree cutting is a whole lot noisier and scarier than the sound of a house being torn down. When the workmen come and start building with their hammering and banging and yelling and whatever else it's gonna be panic time for sure!
June 25th 2011 5:29 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. OMC!! OMC!! OMC!! I'm a nervous wreck! What an awful day! OMC!!!!
I was having a lovely snooze in the cat tree after breakfast this morning when suddenly all heck broke loose. Three big noisy trucks pulled up to the curb in front of our house and a bunch of humans in hard hats and carrying chain saws got out. OMC!!! They started cutting down the huge spruce trees that are just on the neighbour's side of our property line in both the front and back yards. OMC!! The noise!! Saws were buzzing, the chipper was chipping, men were shouting. I was terrified. I found myself wedged behind the sofa. OMC!! The scary noises went on for SIX whole hours!! OMC!!!
I don't think I'll ever be the same again. OMC!!! Mother was not the least bit sympathetic. Well, maybe she was a little but she seemed more concerned about "another bout of soft poopies and fartation" being in store for me. Why is she worried about that? I have NEVER had those problems. I'm a lady!
OMC!!! I'm still shaking!
May 27th 2011 4:42 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother has finally come to her senses and declared that my digestive issues have been resolved. I'm once again producing state of the art poopies with no fartacious poots.
Of course I never had any issues. Mother was just fibbing about me and I finally figured out why. She got a new ottoman a little while ago so she can put her feet up while she watches TV. Every time she turns the TV on I immediately jump up on the ottoman and plunk myself down right smack dab in the middle of it. It's very comfy and is now one of my favourite napping spots. Mother has to sit at an odd angle if she wants to put those feet of hers up. Mwahaahaa!!!
Instead of behaving like an adult and discussing her ottoman concerns with me she decided to childishly spread those bad poopies and poots rumours about me. *Sigh* It's such an ordeal living here. It's such a burden being Pansy purrfect.
May 23rd 2011 4:50 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I logged on this evening to write a diary entry to refute the rumour about me having gas and I see that I'm Cat of the Week! How cool is that? Thanks so much HQ for the honour! Thanks to all the nice kitties, too, who have left me gifties. Purrsonal TYs to come.
Oh my. I hope everykitty had a wonderful Victoria Day holiday today. What? You don't celebrate Victoria Day? Oh my. Guess you didn't get a special treat of Wellness Chicken and Herring for breakfast today either.
I'm happy to report that my poopies are better but not 100% firm according to mother. She says I've also been a bit fartacious just before using the litter box these past few days. What a GREAT BIG FIB! I'm a perfect lady. I DO NOT have gas. It's a well known fact that Burmese females are very gassy but beautiful purebred, um, Tuxes like me ARE NOT! Mother has been trying to ruin my reputation ever since she brought me here. It's so unfair.
May 19th 2011 3:42 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. The three of us came charging up from the basement yesterday evening after having had a good play session. Mother picked up Sullivan and went Eewwwww! His feet were all wet. Then she looked at me and Kovo and noticed we were wet too. Of course she immediately demanded "What have you guys been doing?" Why does she always assume WE've done something? None of us meowed a word. Find out for yourself, mother.
Mother went downstairs and found that the hot water tank had sprung a leak. A nice little river had formed in the furnace room. Oh my. Mother used very unladylike language. I had to cover my ears.
Today was not fun for me. There were strangers in the house making all kinds of loud banging sounds. Apparently mother didn't like our new river and had these noisy people come and replace the tank. I spent a few hours wedged behind the sofa. That was only because I feared those guys would be paralyzed by my beauty if they caught a glimpse of me. I'm a very thoughtful girl. Oh my yes.
When they finally left I ran straight for the litter box. Mother says my poopies were soft. She said she's hoping that was only because I was stressed out. It could also be a bad batch of food or something else. Oh my. She says she's gonna keep her eye on the litter box. Fine. Enjoy yourself, mother.
May 5th 2011 4:25 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. The big day is here! Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Oh my. Where are the sombreros in the gift shop? Somebody is slacking there.
I was so excited 'cause I was able to assemble my Mariachi band after all. *Ashlynne* drives a hard bargain but in the end she agreed to be my lead singer again this year. Our performance was going wonderfully well until I decided I wanted to sing one song. Just one. Of course Ashlynne was afraid I'd steal the show so she head butted me, grabbed the mike and pushed me off the stage. Well, a brawl ensued and some arrests were made. Let's just say the show did not go on. Oh my. Maybe next year.
April 27th 2011 4:15 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I'm so excited! Only one week til it's fiesta time! EEEEEeeeeeeeeee!! Gonna pawty hawty!
I'm a little disappointed this year as I don't think I'm gonna be able to assemble a Mariachi band. Last year's band was such a hit.
My lead singer was Ashlynne but a source says she won't be available this year. I was told in hushed tones by my source that she's at the Betty Ford. Oh my. I'm not sure what a Betty Ford is. Perhaps it's a boat? Perhaps I didn't hear my source correctly? She may have said Ashlynne is ON the Betty Ford. Ashlynne is the type who would snub me for a shipboard gig. I think she may still be a bit miffed that the cheque I gave her for performing in my band last year bounced. OOopsie! *giggles*
Get yer Cinco de Mayo on!
April 15th 2011 2:33 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Earlier this week I logged onto Catster and received the FRIGHT of my life. What a difference today. Oh my. Have you seen the homepage? Big Daddy B is Cat of the Day today!!!
Big concatulations, handsome!
Oh my I'm starting to feel so feverish and giddy. I don't know if I can continue writing. I .....
April 14th 2011 4:00 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother surprised me tonight by giving me a new kind of treat after dinner. She gave me a little bit of BG Quail wet food. Yummy yum yum!!!
I've had the BG Chicken & Quail and I like it but I've always wanted to try the Quail only. Oh my. De-lish! The pet food store just started carrying it so mother decided to buy a little can for ME. Sullivan and Kovo don't like the BG wet food so they weren't offered any of MY quail. Mwahaahaa!!!
Mother says I can only have it as a treat 'cause it isn't "complete and balanced". Oh my. Who cares? It's just sooo yummy as is!
I think mother gave it to me 'cause she thinks she needs to get back into MY good book. Ever since I got that beautiful new Boogers bed from my bestie I haven't snuggled with mother at night. Oh my no. The day it arrived mother put the bed on a chair in the living room and I've been sleeping on it ever since at night. Mwahaahaa!!!
Later kitties! Gonna go rest and digest my quail :)