The Writings of the Divine Miss P.

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She RUINED My Birthday!

March 15th 2012 3:52 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. It's my birthday today and mother RUINED it! I'm putting myself up for adoption right this minute!

It's not like she forgot it was my special day. When mother woke up this morning and saw me she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. I could have done without that but I decided to endure it because BETTER things were to come.
Last night I saw her take a can of Wellness Chicken and Herring out of the cupboard and put it on the counter. OMC!!! I was so excited that I could barely sleep last night.

When mother went into the kitchen this morning I got all excited again. Wellness goodness was imminent! BUT it wasn't. OMC!!! Mother opened the cupboard and brought out a can of my regular food and gave half of it to me for breakfast as if it were just any old day. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Tonight she gave me the rest of the can of regular food. It was only after she started eating her dinner and glanced over at the counter that she noticed the Wellness can. All she said was, "Oh. Sorry Pansy. I completely forgot."
NOT GOOD ENOUGH, mother. YOU WILL PAY!!!!

Later kitties! Gotta go compose myself and plot my revenge.

 

Birthday Prezzies!!!

March 13th 2012 1:29 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. A ginormous envelope arrived here with MY name on it. OMC!!!! Inside were birthday prezzies from my bestest bestie, Boogers!

Boogers is the most handsomest EVIL wonderful kitty EVER! He sent me a big heart shaped chocolate box filled with mousies. A whole baker's dozen!!!! He also gave me a pretty kitty mat for ME to lounge on. Sully and Kovo, KEEP OFF!!!!

THANK YOU Boogers for helping to make my birthday extra special spectacular!

*SMOOCHIES*!!!!!

Later kitties! Gotta post some pics :)

 

Still Waiting

February 25th 2012 4:20 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. It's less than a month until spring and we're still waiting for winter to arrive. I think someone stole it this year.

This past Thursday all the TV and radio stations got all excited. They reported that a BIG snowstorm was headed our way. They advised folks to stay home unless they absolutely had to go out on Friday. The city and province had all their snow clearing equipment ready to roll. School closures were likely. OMC!! Snowmageddon was imminent!

Well, Friday came and let's just say the weather forecast was a tad over-hyped. The temperature was a bit above freezing so all we got was some wet snow in the morning followed by rain in the afternoon. It got really windy Friday night so by this morning everything was gone from yesterday. Streets were all dry and no snow anywhere. Ho hum.... This winter it's been almost like living in New Mexico or Arizona where they never have any weather!

Later kitties!

 

Paws Off !!!

February 9th 2012 4:35 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I wanna warn all you girlcats out there to keep your paws off *Dreamboat 71a*! He's mine! Well, at least on Valentines Day that is. And maybe beyond...
*giggles*

That flooz....er, I mean, Samoa designated my Valentine, Boogers, as Dreamboat #71a. He's a dreamboat, alright, if you like the EVIL ones. I do like the EVIL ones. Oh my yes!
*giggles*

Concats Boogers! You deserve the DB designation. Oh my yes!

Later kitties!

 

EVIL Post Office

February 1st 2012 3:44 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I always thought that Boogers' postal service was worse than ours. Maybe not!

Mother has been checking our postal service's tracking system from time to time to see if her original Amazon order (the one that was re-sent and delivered via UPS yesterday) shows any progress. Well low and behold she checked today and found that her original package arrived in Calgary, Alberta on Jan. 30! Holy catnip, that's like 2,000 miles away from us. It was sent there from our local sorting facility. What the hay? Wonder if it will eventually arrive back here...

Oh my. Perhaps Boogers has something to do with this....
Somebody or somekitty is in BIG TROUBLE! Oh my yes!

Later kitties!

 

Valentines Goodies!

January 27th 2012 1:56 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. It's time to reveal the identity of my Mystery Valentine. He is..........
*BOOGERS*!
Bet you all never guessed that.
Mwahaahaa!!!

OOOooooooo, the postman came today and left a package for ME. It contained a beautiful Valentines Calvin Collar and a pink hearts blankie from *The Cat in the Clover*. They were prezzies from Boogers! EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee!!!
Isn't he the bestest Valentine a girl could have? Oh my yes! Check them out in the photos above. Are you jealous girls???
Mwahaahaa!!!

Thank you soooooooooo much for these pawsome gifties, Boogers!
*SMOOCH*

Later kitties!

 

Raising the White Flag

January 26th 2012 1:48 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. My bro, Kovo, has been prancing around here lately with a swollen head 'cause he got 2 DDP honours and a Valentine in the space of, like, a week. Well, he doesn't know it yet but tomorrow he's gonna get his COMEUPPANCE. Oh my yes!

Mother has finally admitted defeat and has raised the white flag. Kovo's mats have gotten worse so she's decided my little bro has to go to the groomers. She has a grand total of 16 different cat grooming tools and still she can't keep those mats at bay. Loser! Kovo's gonna get a haircut tomorrow. I see a nekkid tummy in his immediate future. Wonder if Miss Zoey will still find you handsome on Friday afternoon, little bro.
Mwahaahaa!!!

On another note, I think I'm gonna have to ask my dear friend, Princess, to visit the post office. Not only did my Christmas prezzie from Boogers disappear but a package mother was expecting from Amazon last week has gone AWOL too. Somebody's gonna be in BIG TROUBLE when Princess finds them.
Mwahaahaa!!!

Later kitties!

 

Too Late

January 13th 2012 3:39 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I thought I'd better tell you all the news now. It will give all you handsome boys out there time to mourn, recover and try your luck with another kitty.

Yes! I have a Valentine for this year. A very handsome tom with excellent taste in female felines. I won't reveal his name yet. I wouldn't want jealousy to put him in danger. Let's just say he's EVIL and leave it at that.

As was the case last year, I know that many hearts will be broken by this news. One wins. Most lose. I'm sorry. It can't be helped.
I bear the burden of great beauty. What can I say?

EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee!!! I have a Valentine!

*giggles*

Later kitties!

 

Look Out!

January 12th 2012 4:25 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I don't know what I did to end up here with this whacko mother. I don't think I can take much more of her whining.

She came home this afternoon looking like a deer caught in the headlights, pupils all dilated. She had just been to the eye doctor. When she came through the front door she stepped right on some cat's poopie. She started whining right away about not being able to see clearly 'cause of the eye drops and accusing Kovo of deliberately depositing it there. She assumed it fell off his pantaloons. Right mother. I'm sure it was Kovo's poopie too but really, do you think that furball is smart enough to plot something like that?

I had to listen to more whining as mother groped her way around the kitchen as she got us our dinner. *SIGH* At least we got fed.

BTW, my tummy has been very good. No more upchucking. Boogers commented on my last diary entry and implied I may have eaten my dinner too fast that day. Nonsense! I'm a proper lady and always nibble my food slowly and delicately. Oh my yes!

Later kitties!

 

Upchuck Fest

January 10th 2012 3:48 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. My poor little tummy. I had an oopsie this morning in grand style. I threw up ALL my breakfast. Not in one place either. I left gobs of moist pate' all over the carpets.
Oh my.

I was afraid mother was going to scold me 'cause she had quite the time cleaning up. I must say, she was quite nice to me. *SHOCK*
She kept patting me and asking if I was all right. She even gave me extra cuddles. OOoooo I liked that. If I didn't prefer keeping my yummy food down so much I'd consider upchucking more often. Of course, it did get to be quite tiresome after a while having her watching my every move and keep asking if I felt OK.

I'm fine. Really. Just to be on the safe side (and to save herself some work I'm sure), mother gave me dry food for dinner. Usually that's a no no for me. So far I've kept that down. I'm fine. Really!

Gonna go have my after dinner nap now.

Later kitties!

 
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