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Only Two Weeks Left

May 24th 2012 3:47 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother gave us the bad news today. In two weeks time strangers will be invading the house and ripping out our kitchen. OMC!
The kitchen is my most favourite room in the house. It's where I eat. How am I gonna eat without a kitchen. OOOoooooo, my world as I know it is coming to an end!!!

Mother says she's not too excited about the whole thing either. She hasn't figured out yet where's she's gonna eat, where we're gonna eat or how she's gonna contain us while the work is being done. OMC! Get down to business NOW, mother, and devise a plan!

The only thing mother has decided is that when she packs up all the stuff in the kitchen cupboards the cat food is going in a big plastic tote box with a tight fitting lid and not in one of the cardboard boxes. Eh? Why would that be? Don't you trust us, mother?

OMC! HELP!!!!......

Later kitties!


Happy Victoria Day!

May 20th 2012 3:43 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Tomorrow is the day! Another holiday which means...


Wellness Chicken & Herrinmg for ME!!!!! YES!!! EEEEEEEEeeeee!!!!

The weekend has been gorgeous so far. Warm and sunny. It couldn't be more purrfect. Mother got all her annuals planted in the garden today. That's a tradition where we live. All the garden centres are busy like crazy this weekend.

Tonight and tomorrow night there'll be plenty of fireworks going off in the parks, including the one behind our house. OOooooo, I don't like the noise but mother likes to go out back and watch the display.

I hope all you kitties have a fabulous holiday too. I know. I know. You all don't celebrate Queen V's day. Too bad. So sad.

Have a happy Monday!

Later kitties!


DDP Today!

May 10th 2012 2:10 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I'm a DDP today! Cool! Thanks HQ!

A certain *floozie* I know has a birthday today so be sure to drop by her page and wish her a happy one. Oh my. I'm sure she must be breathless by now, trying to blow out ALL those candles.

Thank you to the following kitties for helping to celebrate my DDP honour:

Buddie and the Gang, for the pmail
Smiley Cassanova, for the pmail
Big Harry, for the pmail and pawsome DDP picture
Handsome Zack, for the tasty ladybug
Floo, er, I mean, Samoa, for the bluebird

Later kitties!


Happy Cinco de Mayo!!!

May 5th 2012 8:44 am
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Oh my oh my oh my. Happy Cinco de Mayo, everykitty! Have a fantastic fiesta today!

OMC! Mother always turns the radio on first thing after she gets up in the morning. Today when she did so there was a man talking about the history of Cinco de Mayo and its importance to Mexico. How cool was that?

This day has been pawtastic so far. Not only was this magnificent holiday-that-isn't-up-here mentioned unexpectedly on the radio but I also got my most favourite food in the whole wide world for breakfast!! OMC!!!
Mother says a few extra calories for me won't hurt. She says she expects all of us to be losing weight soon once the kitchen renovation gets started in a few weeks. WHAT????? Best not to think about that...

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Fiesta! Ole'!


Later kitties!



May 4th 2012 3:27 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I'm beside myself with excitement. The BIG day will be here tomorrow. Cinco de Mayo!!! EEEEeeeeeee! Fiesta time!!!

OMC!! I hope I can start the fiesta with some Wellness Chicken and Herring for breakfast. PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE, Mother! I know it's not officially a holiday and 95% of the humans here have probably never ever heard of Cinco de Mayo but it's special to ME!! OMC!! It's fiesta time!!!! You MUST give me Chicken and Herrinmg!!!

Oh my. I know it's not ladylike to beg but IT IS FIESTA TIME! OMC!!!


Happy Cinco de Mayo y'all!

Later kitties!


Are You Ready?

April 24th 2012 3:36 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I'm so excited. It's almost here. My favourite day on Catster. Oh my yes!

You should know by now that my favourite month on Catster is September - Pirate month!!!! Ooooo how I love that time of year. Arrrrrrr!
But, did you know, have you figured out, that my favourite DAY is....


CINCO DE MAYO?!!!! Yes! The 5th of May! It's almost here. Only 11 more days. OMC!!!

Get your Cinco de Mayo on kitties and get ready for the FIESTA! And HQ? How about loading up the Gift Shop with the sombrero rosie that you've had in years gone by?

OLE' !!!!


Later kitties!


Terrible Horrible News! OMC!

April 12th 2012 4:27 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Someone SAVE ME, PLEASE!!! Save me from the EVIL that is mother. OMC!!!

Last year mother announced that a new house was gonna be built next door. Holy Catnip! It was scary at first but me and my bros got used to the noise pretty quick so all in all it wasn't too bad an experience. And the nice man who tore down the existing house did let me play with his backhoe... :)

Well, I guess mother was disappointed that we weren't as upset as she thought we would be so she's gonna make up for it this year. OMC!! She says she's gonna have the kitchen renovated. NOOOOOO!!! She's bringing that scary stuff right into MY home! OMC!!! I'll never survive this. OMC!!!

Mother says she wishes she could put us off site somewhere while the work gets done but it's gonna take a few weeks and she says we're gonna get extremely stressed out if she boards us someplace for that long. Soooo...the less stressful choice seems to be for us to stay put. OMC!!!! If there's no kitchen where's our food gonna come from? I'm gonna starve! Someone SAVE ME!! HELP!!!

Later kitties! OMC!!!


Mmmm Mmmm Good!

March 22nd 2012 2:37 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Can you guess what I had for dinner today, kitties?

Yummy yum yum!

*pats tummy*


Later kitties!


I Love the Mailman!

March 21st 2012 5:20 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. A few weeks ago mother sent away for a special coupon. She had to send a store receipt plus 5 proofs of purchase to get it. Today the mailman delivered that coupon to our house. OMC!!!!

Do you know what that coupon was for? Do you kitties? Do you???

OMC!! I love the mailman!!

That coupon was for FIVE FREE CANS OF WELLNESS CAT FOOD!!!!!! OMC!!!!!!!!

Mother went to the pet food store tonight and redeemed that coupon for FIVE FREE CANS OF WELLNESS CHICKEN AND HERRING!!!!!! OMC!!!!

Now, if only she remembers to open a can and put the food in my dish and put the dish on the floor....

Later kitties!


Daily Diary Pick!

March 20th 2012 3:54 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I just happened to check our Catster emails now and one says that I'm a DDP today! EEEEEeeeee, thanks HQ! It would be really pawsome if you could get the Diary Central page working again so we could see our gorgeous and handsome selves there when we're honoured.

I must also thank HQ for finally putting a kitty at the top of the page instead of that scary Cat Chic. *giggles*

While I'm here I'd like to ask all you kitties to purr for my bestest pal, *Boogers*. He's sick right now and has the saddest looking red, goopy eyes. Well, at least one eye was red and goopy but both were sad. His mom is worried about him too so purrs really would be appreciated.


Later kitties!

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