May 27th 2011 4:42 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother has finally come to her senses and declared that my digestive issues have been resolved. I'm once again producing state of the art poopies with no fartacious poots.
Yes!
Of course I never had any issues. Mother was just fibbing about me and I finally figured out why. She got a new ottoman a little while ago so she can put her feet up while she watches TV. Every time she turns the TV on I immediately jump up on the ottoman and plunk myself down right smack dab in the middle of it. It's very comfy and is now one of my favourite napping spots. Mother has to sit at an odd angle if she wants to put those feet of hers up. Mwahaahaa!!!
Instead of behaving like an adult and discussing her ottoman concerns with me she decided to childishly spread those bad poopies and poots rumours about me. *Sigh* It's such an ordeal living here. It's such a burden being Pansy purrfect.
*giggles*
Later kitties!
May 23rd 2011 4:50 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I logged on this evening to write a diary entry to refute the rumour about me having gas and I see that I'm Cat of the Week! How cool is that? Thanks so much HQ for the honour! Thanks to all the nice kitties, too, who have left me gifties. Purrsonal TYs to come.
Oh my. I hope everykitty had a wonderful Victoria Day holiday today. What? You don't celebrate Victoria Day? Oh my. Guess you didn't get a special treat of Wellness Chicken and Herring for breakfast today either.
*giggles*
I'm happy to report that my poopies are better but not 100% firm according to mother. She says I've also been a bit fartacious just before using the litter box these past few days. What a GREAT BIG FIB! I'm a perfect lady. I DO NOT have gas. It's a well known fact that Burmese females are very gassy but beautiful purebred, um, Tuxes like me ARE NOT! Mother has been trying to ruin my reputation ever since she brought me here. It's so unfair.
*pouts*
*poots*
*giggles*
Later kitties!
May 19th 2011 3:42 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. The three of us came charging up from the basement yesterday evening after having had a good play session. Mother picked up Sullivan and went Eewwwww! His feet were all wet. Then she looked at me and Kovo and noticed we were wet too. Of course she immediately demanded "What have you guys been doing?" Why does she always assume WE've done something? None of us meowed a word. Find out for yourself, mother.
Mother went downstairs and found that the hot water tank had sprung a leak. A nice little river had formed in the furnace room. Oh my. Mother used very unladylike language. I had to cover my ears.
Today was not fun for me. There were strangers in the house making all kinds of loud banging sounds. Apparently mother didn't like our new river and had these noisy people come and replace the tank. I spent a few hours wedged behind the sofa. That was only because I feared those guys would be paralyzed by my beauty if they caught a glimpse of me. I'm a very thoughtful girl. Oh my yes.
When they finally left I ran straight for the litter box. Mother says my poopies were soft. She said she's hoping that was only because I was stressed out. It could also be a bad batch of food or something else. Oh my. She says she's gonna keep her eye on the litter box. Fine. Enjoy yourself, mother.
Later kitties!
May 5th 2011 4:25 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. The big day is here! Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Oh my. Where are the sombreros in the gift shop? Somebody is slacking there.
I was so excited 'cause I was able to assemble my Mariachi band after all. *Ashlynne* drives a hard bargain but in the end she agreed to be my lead singer again this year. Our performance was going wonderfully well until I decided I wanted to sing one song. Just one. Of course Ashlynne was afraid I'd steal the show so she head butted me, grabbed the mike and pushed me off the stage. Well, a brawl ensued and some arrests were made. Let's just say the show did not go on. Oh my. Maybe next year.
*giggles*
Ole'!
Later kitties!
April 27th 2011 4:15 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I'm so excited! Only one week til it's fiesta time! EEEEEeeeeeeeeee!! Gonna pawty hawty!
I'm a little disappointed this year as I don't think I'm gonna be able to assemble a Mariachi band. Last year's band was such a hit.
My lead singer was Ashlynne but a source says she won't be available this year. I was told in hushed tones by my source that she's at the Betty Ford. Oh my. I'm not sure what a Betty Ford is. Perhaps it's a boat? Perhaps I didn't hear my source correctly? She may have said Ashlynne is ON the Betty Ford. Ashlynne is the type who would snub me for a shipboard gig. I think she may still be a bit miffed that the cheque I gave her for performing in my band last year bounced. OOopsie! *giggles*
Get yer Cinco de Mayo on!
Later kitties!
April 15th 2011 2:33 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Earlier this week I logged onto Catster and received the FRIGHT of my life. What a difference today. Oh my. Have you seen the homepage? Big Daddy B is Cat of the Day today!!!
Hubba Hubba!!!
Big concatulations, handsome!
Oh my I'm starting to feel so feverish and giddy. I don't know if I can continue writing. I .....
*SWOON*
April 14th 2011 4:00 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother surprised me tonight by giving me a new kind of treat after dinner. She gave me a little bit of BG Quail wet food. Yummy yum yum!!!
I've had the BG Chicken & Quail and I like it but I've always wanted to try the Quail only. Oh my. De-lish! The pet food store just started carrying it so mother decided to buy a little can for ME. Sullivan and Kovo don't like the BG wet food so they weren't offered any of MY quail. Mwahaahaa!!!
Mother says I can only have it as a treat 'cause it isn't "complete and balanced". Oh my. Who cares? It's just sooo yummy as is!
I think mother gave it to me 'cause she thinks she needs to get back into MY good book. Ever since I got that beautiful new Boogers bed from my bestie I haven't snuggled with mother at night. Oh my no. The day it arrived mother put the bed on a chair in the living room and I've been sleeping on it ever since at night. Mwahaahaa!!!
Later kitties! Gonna go rest and digest my quail :)
April 12th 2011 4:09 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I logged onto Catster only to find HER staring back at me! How could this have happened? Is there no safe place for me, free from the danger SHE poses? SHE is on the home page watching my every move, my every keystroke.
*GASP*
*trembles*
*pulls herself together*
*giggles*
Perhaps if I try to get into HER good books she won't do me harm. I'll try this:
Concatulations for being chosen Cat of the Day, Ashlynne! Oh my. You look so pretty on the home page!
Yes, that should do it!
*giggles*
Later kitties!
March 24th 2011 5:06 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. My bestest bestie Boogers gave me a beautiful new Boogers Bed for my birthday! It's white with black paw prints all over. EEEEEEEEeeeeeeee!! Is there a more pawsome colour combo than black and white? Other colours, like sable for example, don't even come close. Oh my no. *giggles*
Boogers also sent me a lovely card. It had the word "UGLY" in big letters on the front and inside were words like "zits" and "yuk".
My bestie is such a charmer. Oh my yes!
My prezzie came in a super pawsome cardboard box. Kovo jumped into it before I could. What a brat! I have checked it out and I'm gonna make mother keep it around for a while. OOOOooo, how wonderful! Two new cosy beds just for me!
THANK YOU Boogers!
*SMOOCH*
Later kitties!
March 15th 2011 5:07 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. It's my birthday today. I'm officially a teenager!! And for those of you who think I'm gonna get pimply - forget it! My one and only pre-teen zit is long gone. My beautiful head and face are smooth and flawless and will always remain so.
*giggles*
Of course I received my extra special breakfast of Wellness Chicken and Herring today. Of course I had to endure listening to mother sing Happy Birthday to me before I got served. That almost ruined my appetite. Almost but not quite.
*giggles*
I even got a few PureBites treats. They are yummy bits of freeze dried chicken. Yummy yum yum! A beautiful birthday girl such as myself deserves only the yummiest of the yummies!
I wanna thank my pals for sending me pawsome BD wishes:
-Nikko & Scooter & mommy for the scrumptious, ginormous BD cake
-Evil Murray & Willie, and lovely Pearl & Cindy Lou for the jaunty pawty hat
-Kibbles & family for the plump, tasty shrimp
-my bestest bestiie, EVIL Boogers, for the glorious golden crown
-Da Trout Towne Tabbies for the pretty pink ribbon
-Teebo, Callie & Rose for the pawsome pawty hat
-Newman McNewmie O'Bratty & family for the lovely lucky clover
-Hazel Lucy for the tip top leprechaun hat
-Miss Zoey & Master Zack for the queenly crown fit for a Pansy *giggles*
-Heather, Foucault & Sami for the luckiest of lucky clovers
-Harry, Albie & family for the bouncy birthday balloons
-the handsome and virile Beepers (he eats chairs!) for the yummy cuppycake
-the lovely and dangerous Ashlynne for the extra stinky brussel ball
-Keisha for the pretty heart and vase of sparkly flowers
-Big Harry & family for the cute Gotcha Day ribbon
-PJ, Velvet and Katrina for the Mardi Gras mask to match my BD hat
-Milo & family for the pretty rainbow
-Dusty McPuppycat & his handsome doggie bros Webster & Ringo for the cool crown
-Oly & family for the bubbly champagne
-Sawyer & family for the pretty pink flower
Thanks again guys!!!
Later kitties!
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