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Varoom! Varoom!

January 23rd 2007 5:53 am
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My mommy and sister were watching Deal or No Deal last night. There was a really energetic, hyper contestant who loves racing.

So my sister tells my mommy..."If Tessa were human, that's what she'd be like."

Well, pfft! What's THAT supposed to mean? I AM human, right?

Unfortunately my "human" counterpart ended up with only $500. That was sad coz she was going to use some of her money to start an animal sanctuary. We all had our paws crossed big-time for her, so we were bummed when she only got $500. Hopefully she can still start the animal sanctuary though! *cross paws again*

OK, got lots of playing to do, better get started!

Tackle ya later,


Falsely accused!

January 17th 2007 6:45 am
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Can you believe this? My human sister Missy thought I was turning the toy box over and scattering toys around it. A couple of times she set it back up and put the toys back in it all neat like.

Then she'd come back a few days later, and it'd be turned back over with toys scattered all around.

Well, she thought I turned it over again! So she put one of those big iron things that she raises up and down over her head a couple of times every once in a blue moon, claiming she's "working out with weights," in the corner of it.

Then she told our mommy that she thought maybe that would stop ME from turning the toy box over.


Anyway, my mommy started laughing and told her that SHE (my mommy) is the one who turns the toy box on its side so we can get to the toys.

So I got a huge kick out of watching my Missy take the weight out of the box and turn it on its side.

Take THAT!

Then she apologized profusely and petted me and adored me and all that, so I'm not mad that she thought it was me. Coz I tell you, my big sister...she's a real bundle of catnip sometimes!



Mean furball!

January 10th 2007 1:12 pm
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Percy's being so mean! He smacks me and tackles me and hisses and growls. It's not MY fault Murphy and Sawyer came to live with us, and just because I want to play all the time doesn't mean he has to jump me.

You know I never do anything to make HIM mad. O:)

Gotta spaz,


Bed hopping

January 8th 2007 7:55 am
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I've been taking turns sleeping on my mommy's bed and my Missy's bed. Saturday night, Percy, Murphy and me were all in bed with my mommy. She told my Missy we had her pinned in so tight she couldn't move. She said looks like she'll have to give up her bed to us kitties!

Our plan's working....... *evil mol*



I'm getting a new job!

January 4th 2007 12:01 pm
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My Missy told Mommy this morning that they need to train me to officially clean the litter boxes. She said this because after the other kitties use the boxes, even though they cover up their stuff, I get in the box and cover it up more and clean all around it. I can't help it, these boys leave some stinky stuff in that box! I'm afraid poor Murphy won't get in it so she can avoid that dreadful smell.

Of course Missy also said that Sawyer can be trained to wash dishes since he's so good at licking all our plates clean, so who knows if I'm really getting the new job or not...

I'm not sure I'd have time to do it officially, though. Coz you know...I've got got tons of playing to do!

Better get to it!



A brand new place to sleep!

January 2nd 2007 8:43 am
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Woo-hoo! My Missy got a brown comforter. So you know what that means! White fur...brown comforter. I'm so there! I've been sleeping with her the past few nights. She's elated, but she can't get over how loud I snore. AS IF I snore! Hmpf!

Gotta go turn the toy box over,


Happy New Year!

December 31st 2006 10:50 am
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Happy new year, all you kitties!

I just wanted to paws from playing with my Christmas toys long enough to wish you a Happy New Year!

I've been so busy playing I'm plum tuckered out and am actually sacked out on my Missy's bed. She and my mommy are a bit worried about me. Any time I rest this much, they think I'm sick. :)

Tackle ya later!


Meowy Christmas

December 25th 2006 10:17 am
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Meowy Christmas, everycat! And Meowy Christmas to the Catster people who created this wonderful place for me to make all these new friends to play with!

I hope all of you have a Christmas that's very playful, fun, playful, fun, playful, fun, play...well you get the picture! MOL!

Tackle ya later,


Mornin, kitties!

December 22nd 2006 5:44 am
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I'm being extra good coz Santa Paws is coming in just TWO DAYS!

Yeah, RIGHT! I've been tackling Sawyer every time he moves! And Murphy, too! Percy keeps growling at me. Crabby 'ol grouch. I hope he gets a bath for Christmas!

I just can't help myself. I hope Santa Paws is okay with all that, though, coz I am so excited it's Christmas I could bounce off a wall!

HEY! I think I will!



Uh-oh, behind already!

December 21st 2006 6:47 am
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Oops! I haven't written in a few days, but what can I say? I've been busy playing with all my new pals! Best cats in the whole cativerse!

HEY! I just noticed my five paw ratings. How awesome is that? Thanks! And awww, I got a Rosette, too! Hmm...I wonder if I can play with that...

Gotta dash,

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