Ponderings from the Manimal of the House

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Thank you diary gal

July 31st 2009 10:07 am
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*rides in his tricycle pulling a cart filled with flowers, candy and pressies*

Thank you Miss Diary Gal for selecting me as a ddp!!! You are pawsome!

 

OMC...Water Kitty MUST HAVE

July 31st 2009 9:11 am
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*grabbing mommy's credit card* I was watching tv last night and saw it....I had to look twice....was I really seeing what I thought I was....omc I was...a paw activated faucet....

Yes my water loving friends, you heard me right.....a paw activated kitchen faucet...I could have a drink whenever I wanted....NO THUMBS REQUIRED.....!!!!!!!! Our day of freedom has arrived!

Who is coming shopping with me????

http://www.deltafaucet.com/smarttechnology/learnmo re/touch2o-technology.html?gclid=CNLG1_SmgJwCFQoMDQodcmx1-w

 

Another Wedding Rip Off

July 26th 2009 11:30 am
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I am starting to think these Catster weddings are a scam, created by the GIRLCATS! Miss Biscuity got married yesterday and once again I got ripped off. Lets review the evidence...

1) Rascal proposes to Miss Chunk a Bunk (my sister Winnie) and everyone promises I will get to give her away (heck I even packed for her, a couple times). But instead, she runs off and elopes and then is STILL living here. I never got to give her away!!!

2) Biscuity and Teddy decide to get married. I have watched lots of tv, they ALWAYS ask at weddings if anyone knows reasons they shouldn't be married, so I did my homework and prepared my list before time *rolls out HUGE scroll of reasons*. I was well behaved and walked her down the aisle, Nuk and I sat and listened to all the syrupy vows and didnt gag and then....it was OVER. No one asked me why it was a bad idea like they were supposed to.

See, I got ripped off...hmmmmpppfff!

 

Cuppy Cake

July 18th 2009 6:32 pm
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*talking with mouth full and covered in frosting* so the cuppy cake went in the guiness book of records, it ended up being 151 lbs. Can you believe it!!!!!!! I love living in Mousiapolis the home of the worlds biggest cuppy cake!!!

http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?stor yid=820172

 

All my dreams have come true

July 17th 2009 3:43 pm
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I knew this moving to mousieapolis thing would pay off eventually *putting on a raincoat and hat*. If you are looking for me this weekend I am going to do a little eating at the Mall of America!!!!!!
They are making a 100 lb cuppycake. Can you imagine!!!!!!

Who wants to join me, at 100 lbs there MIGHT be a little I can share

http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/taste/51027577 .html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aULPQL7P QLanchO7DiUsX

 

COTD!!!!!

July 3rd 2009 9:59 am
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Did you all see who is COTD, my main man Nuk!!!! You'd think his mom could have had a better picture of him (without the weiner hat) for the whole world to see his handsomeness, but hey, he is still COTD.

*raises nip ale to toast Nuk*

 

Why do things have to change

June 13th 2009 6:32 pm
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*sits down looking very sad* Ok I guess I have to face this sometime, as much as I object to the whole idea, I guess LITTLE Miss Biscuity and Teddy are going to get married in July. Now don't get me wrong, Teddy is a cool dude and I can think of at least 20 girlcats he would be purrfect for, but dude, that is MY Little Miss Biscuity you are trying to make all grown up, and I am just not ready for that. She is my "little girl like chessy kitten", running around eating cuppy cakes with me and watching her kitten feeties grow. There is no way she can grow up this fast and get MARRIED!!!! *wipes tear from his eye and turns on radio for teddy*....

“You came to see Pooh and Rascal for sit down man to man
It wasn't any secret you'd be asking for Biscuity’s hand
I guess that's why they left you waiting in the living room by yourself
with at least a dozen pictures of her sitting on a shelf

She was playing Cinderella
She was riding her first bike
Bouncing on the bed and looking for a bb fight
Running through the park with a big cat nippy grin
Chasing butterflies, looking up at them
In her eyes you’re Prince Charming
But to Uncle Chessy you’re just some fella
riding in and stealing Cinderella

You leaned in towards those pictures to get a better look at one
When a voice behind you said "Now, ain't she something, son?"
I said "Yes, she quite a woman" and they just stared at you
You need to realize in our eyes she’ll always be


She was playing Cinderella
She was riding her first bike
Bouncing on the bed and looking for a bb fight
Running through the park with a big cat nippy grin
Chasing butterflies, looking up at them
In her eyes you’re Prince Charming
But to Uncle Chessy you’re just some fella
riding in and stealing Cinderella

Pooh and Rascal slapped you on the shoulder
Then he called her in the room
When she throws her arms around you
You BETTER see it too…..

She was playing Cinderella
She was riding her first bike
Bouncing on the bed and looking for a bb fight
Running through the park with a big cat nippy grin
Chasing butterflies, looking up at them

If I give you a hard time
You can't blame me, fella
You’re the one who's stealing Cinderella”

http://www.cmt.com/videos/chuck-wicks/18316 3/stealing-cinderella.jhtml


Now lets get something straight. I know I can't stop the world, and as long as you make MY little miss Biscuity happy I won't stop this whole crazy idea of a wedding, but dude check out these feeties *holds up one of his huge feet*. You make her sad, you upset her just once and I will stomp you like the dead bug on my window ledge without a thought! Oh and I have other that will help *evil Uncle Chessy grin*

*walks away humming and crying to himself and mumbling* she's too young, this is stupid, they say I have to let it happen, who are THEY, she is MY biscuity...............

 

Guard Your Mommies

May 31st 2009 1:32 pm
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The Furchildren of the Losted Mommies (FCoLM's) have started to figure out some of the patterns of how our mommies get losted.

1. The more of them are together the worse it is, they seem to gain strength as they flock (Nuk, w.d.w.b. (who dances with butterflies) figured this one out).

2. The Atlanta airport seems to have some magic power over them and makes them get losted faster (Punky figured this one out).

Based on these I am putting out the warning signal, I heard my mommy say she was going to Atlanta this week. I dont know who else is going, but this CAN'T be good!!!!!! Everycat to your battle stations.

Pooh you seeing any sign of luggage on your end? Punky, any packing going on?

 

Be Careful What You Wish For

May 9th 2009 11:06 am
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My "milk-carton mommy" FINALLY came home last night. She was the last of the losted mommies to be found. Punky found her mommy on Monday!!!

I thought I wanted mommy home, and when she came in I was SOOOOO happy to see her, but let me tell you, maybe I was wrong. First she made us go flying (which I don't mind but Winnie hates), then she kissled us over and over and over again (eww gross) and all night she kept pettying me and waking me up.

You would think I was the one losted for all the twofer smooshing she is doing on me, sheesh!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and today she is trimned Winna's nail, how mean is THAT after being losted all that time.

Twofers...SHEESH!!!!!!

 

Milky Carton

May 4th 2009 5:40 am
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Yes dudes, I KNOW it is supposed to be the mommies's pictures on the milk carton, but they are not here, so I can take their picture. And since I am here, and lets face it I am way cuter anyway *beams*, I tooked MY picture and put it on the carton (and dranked the milky too *nummy*).

I have heard the mommies have gone in multiple directions *sigh* how hard will it be if they split up and can go many places at one time?

Nuk and Pooh, why would my mommy be sick? Did you make her sick? She was not that way when I losted her!

 
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