Oh The HuMiLiAtIoN!!!

It seems that i at hair at some point. Last night i went to do my business in the box and a peice of poo came out with hair wrapped around it and it woulnd't come loose! i dragged myslef on the floor but nothing. Then Meowmie noticed my comotion and investigated! Oh the humiliation of having her see that! my poo is private. i was sooooooooooo embarrased that i hid under the bed. she couldn't get me out!! HA! then she put the big blowing hot gun (A.k.a the blow dryer) on me and i got so scared i ran out from my hiding spot but do you know what she did?? she had closed the door on me!!! The nerve!! i couldn't escape! she then held me down and pulled the poo out. Oh the humiliation!!!!! i hid the rest of the night and couldn't look her in the eye this morning. Oh dear i'm getting flusterd just thinking about it again.....

Bibi

SHOCK

dear diary,

there is too much dry heat in MY house and i keep getting shocked everytime my fur touches something. last night meowmie tried to kiss my nose and shocked us both! the nerve!! she should know better... well there is only so much training a human can get.

my brother bit me again, however this time HE got shocked!!! it was so funny i was MOL! i got catnip the other day.... love that stuff!

Later
BB

Pawhumbug!

I am soooooo glad these pawlidays are over!!! for like 2 months there was so much activity going on. After Meowmie took away my shiny bed she used it to roast a turkey which i guess was good cause i ate like a piggy for 4 days! but i digress, her cooking this bird made all these people come to MY house. i don't like people. they frighten me. the only ones i like are my meowmies family. see when someone new came in i would hide right away. then i'd come out and slink around then i'd show myself but only for a few minutes then i'd go away again! kind of like "here you see me, here you don't!!" and that was just for the bird day! a couple of days later Meowmie and daddy bring home this huge thing that i'd never seen before they called it a tree. i called it the big thing i was NOT allowed to play with. i did however drink from that new water bowl under the tree when meowmie and daddy weren't looking! i love drinking water.... anyway all these cute dangling things were put on the "tree" and again i was told "do not touch young lady" @$#%^*&)(*^%#$#@$%&^&^. then a few weeks after that MORE PEOPLE and MORE PEOPLE!! i finally had to do something about it so i sat on someones coat so that my pretty orange and white fur could decorate it. that'd teach them! i did get a can of Fancy Feast Meadley's for catmas. i love those lulu cans of stuff so yummy! oh wait.... oh yeah PEOPLE!! i don't like people!

the other day Jack bit my head so later on i jabbed him in the eye. he always picks on me. i don't think i like him very much!

i gotta go now
later

I'm Too Cute!!

Hello Felines,

Meowmie bought me a new oval shiny bed over the weekend. It has these little wavy things on the bottom that feel so good on my fur. She left it right on the kitchen counter for me to find. She's so clever. anyway i was sleeping soundly in it, then i was rudely woken up by her picking me up out of my bed and having her put MY NEW SHINY BED in the cabinet! WHAT?? WHY?? i meowed. Then she told me that it was the turkey roaster! i don't care about no roasting turkey, i want MY NEW SHINY BED. I meowed my displeasure and stomped out of the kitchen only after i forced her to give me some deli slices... i love those lulu things. Then i laughed really hard when my stupid brother froze his paws and belly on the turkey! (he thought it was a new toy for him!) stupid boy...

Catnip wishes
BB

Hi!! I'm Bibi and i'm a purrrrrty girl! My meowmy tells me so all the time! I'm a really nervous and shy kitty. Um...... i threw up on the carpet yesterday but don't tell meowmy, i did it way b4 anyone came home. so what if it was all the crunchies i ate... she'll never know!! tee-hee

meows and meows
BB