February 27th 2011 1:23 pm
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Today is Cole's 18th birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does the happy dance while throwing confetti* I'll clean that up later....ok....no I won't. Mom will clean it up cuz I'm not going anywhere near the vacuum cleaner. That thing is really noisy and scary....gives me the heebie jeebies.
Sooooooo...Cole is 18. The big one eight. Hang on while I count that out on my toes. *insert Jeopardy theme music here*
Nevermind. I can't count my own toes and type at the same time. I'll just count toes on Lily's feet. She has extra toes like crazzyyyyyyy. OW!! My eye!!! *SIGH* Lily doesn't like having her feet messed with..... Alrighty then. I have that all counted out along with my almost poked out eye....(and now I'll have that Jeopardy theme stuck in my head all day. I hate when that happens. Uhhhh yeah...I'll take "Things That NOBODY Knows" for $1000 please.) Turns out that 18 is A LOT. Mystery solved.
Did you know that being an old cat around here gets you special privilages? For instance: I was sprawled out in the recliner. Cole was looking at me and whining. Guess what happened next?...Mom: "Jack. You need to come sit over here." Me: "Huh?"
Mom: "Really. Jack you need to move. Cole wants to sit there." Me: "But Mom...the chair was empty so I hopped up here." Mom: "Yes Jack. I know that but,Cole WANTS to sit there and she GETS to sit there because she's older and needs a cushy place to nap." Me: "What? Wait. New rules? I did NOT get that memo." Mom: "I sent it out. You must have misplaced it or just ignored it." Me: "Hang on. Let me look......Ohhhhhhhhhhh here it is. It's in my "Box of dumb things that ANNOY ME" file. (which is exactly where Moosh should be and where lists of rules are filed.) *smirk* Ok Mom. Gotcha. Will do. I'm moving to the couch."
Ahhhh...I LOVE Cole. She's awesome. I respect her sooooo much. Seriously....I really do.
So...with that said....Cole,I wish you a very happy birthday. I love you.
P.S. In case I haven't mentioned it,Moosh is a dork. I'd like to slap him into next week and then back again just for grins and giggles.
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