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Moose Decides To Store Fat In His Tail Like a Reptile.

February 27th 2010 8:48 am
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Eye jest hurded dhat zome repietiles stawres fatt en dar tales. Zo Eye hazes decuded dhat es gud idee. Zo frum knaws awn dee Vampurr Vetties whell sey "Hie nut ah fattie! Butt hes tale, Oh My Bastet!" Yummie. Es gud idee.


Happy Birthday, Captain Morgan!

February 22nd 2010 10:24 am
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Hoppy Burpdey two Capietun!
Hoppy Burpdey two Capieton!
Hoppy Burpdey, Hoppy Burpdeyyyyyy,
Hoppy Burpdey toos Ewesssss!

Yayyyyyy! Ho yo yo!


Moose's New Cheer: Arnold's Here Another Day!

January 27th 2010 7:07 am
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Arnald hear anutter dey! Arnald hear a nutter dey! Yaaayyy!!!!


Good Bye to Arnold P.

January 25th 2010 7:15 pm
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Mie heert es brokening... Gud by two dee mooset butiful due-d palie awn Catster: Arnald P. Eye whell alweighs muss ewe mie frond. Meep purr.


Moose's Fuzzy Wuzzy Woo Song Taken Offline.

January 6th 2010 8:51 am
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Mie Fuzzie Wuzzie Wooey sang es goon. Meep, poats. Mam seyz dhat shie waz leeving et oop awn mie paige inn cases et calmed beck; baut et goon. Awl wall! Zo es dee hoppenings inn dee vertual werld awe dee intarnot! Meep meep!


Moose Congratulates All the Cats Who Won the Coolest Cat &- Dog Show!

December 17th 2009 6:59 am
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Eye no winns dee coolist cattie shew. Dot sod. Butt mie fronds deed! Concats Lole; O'Mallee; Gleak; end awl ewe udder kittys! Ewe es AMAZLINK! End zo kool. Gud geme; gud gaime...

Eye moose-t goo drunks awl dee trea weter agean. Mam jest fulled et oop fur dee Moosie. Meep! Purrrrrrrs!


Moose Changes His Mind About Going Outside Today: Snow Is- Cold.

December 14th 2009 9:27 am
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Eye waz thunkign aboot gooing ootzide twodey zo Eye folluwed Mam awntah dee glassid en perch two puts dee male in dee male slottie fur maleman. Shie opin dawr two ootzide end Eye jest stud besides heir end fluffied oop! Et es CALD ootzide! Dhat whyte stuffs es beck end Eye thunks et calder than ever-fur! Eye reech ott mie paw end batted att et. Et CALD! Eye tooks mie paw beck.

Shie seys, "Mooz, eye know wents pley in dee snaw?!"

Eye geved heir mie scaried facie! MEEEEEEEEP! Dhan Eye runs two dee hoose dawr: "lets mie beck inzide!!!! Ahhhhhh!"

Y et zo cald oot?! Burrrrrs!


Humans Thought Moose Learned To Turn On the Faucet! ... But- They Were Wrong.

December 3rd 2009 9:12 am
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Eye toe-tall-lee trucked dee humanies! Mam putted awn dee cald watlur fur mie lest nite. Dhan Dod calmed inn; weshed hes honds witt dee hat wetlur... Thay wentled two beddie bye end Dod furgotted too terned awf dee cald wetlur. Zo Eye wazes havling aw grate tyme pawling att dee wetlur end purrling. Mam end Dod wazes in dee bedralm, end Captun Moogan sayz dhat dhey waz tulking end seyling dhat:

"Ded ewe leeves awn dee watlur?"

"Naw. Y?"

"Dee mooz es pleyling wit dee watlur en dar. Efs ewe turned et awf, dhan dooes hie knews cow two turns et awn?!!!"

"OMC! Mie Moozie es brillence!"

Dhan Dod calmed inn end turid awf dee watlur... Dhes marning dhey figlured et oot, butt lest nite thay waz sully end thunked dhat Eye waz gettings zome smartz! Purrrs! Thay thunks mie smurt!


Moose says:

November 26th 2009 7:13 am
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Hoppy Tanksgivling eve fur kittlie!
Meeps end purrrrrrrrrrrrs end tuns ah tufkay!


Moose Misses Dad.

November 23rd 2009 1:37 pm
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Dod es werking two mooch. Eye musses Dod. Eye thunks Eye evan hases two sitt awn Mam end guts mie pettz! Dhes werking es goon awn two lang whan Eye hazes two cuddles heir. Dodddddd! Meep!

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