Cat outside my window

There is a cat that lives outside my window. I always see her.
PSSSSSSSSSSSSST I want to go outside and chase her away.
When I see her, I go crazy and run around, knock things over and make my mom yell at me. But I can't help it! Why does she get to go outside and I'm not allowed! NOT FAIR!

Broke a lamp!

I was a bad kitty tonight. I broke my Mom's beautiful stained glass lamp and she was so mad! I like to run and jump and I knocked it over. I didn't mean to do it, but I don't feel the least bit guilty because I'm a cat! Hahaha!

My name is Patches

Hello cats and kittens!
My name is Patches, I'm a tortie calico and this is my second home.
I lived with another family before, but they broke up and my mom took all of my brothers and sisters and left me with my dad.

My dad loved me but couldn't take care of me because of his business so he tried to find me a good home but no takers. He then put me in a kill shelter but put a note on the cage, Do Not Destroy.
I was very sad there.
I was in that cage for three weeks.

Finally one day, a lady came and looked at me. The next thing I knew is that I was being put into a carrier. Then the lady took me home.
I cried alot in the car! I didn't know where I was going.
Then when we arrived, my new Mom brought me in the house and there was A DOG there!

He tried to be nice and really friendly but I was just too scared. For about two months I was scared all of the time. Then I realized that nobody was going to hurt me and I relaxed. But I slapped him around alot before that happened. I bit him once too, right on his back (he deserved it! ^_^)

Now I'm very settled and happy. I sleep alot and try to run outside like my dad used to let me do, but my new Mom just won't let me out. And the dog is her accomplice. He blocks the way so that I can't get out. I'm not trying to run away, I just want to feel the sun on my skin.
When the dog blocks me, I like to give him a slap in the face! He deserves it!

I like Temptations treats alot! They are like crunchy little pillows filled with chewy stuff. Yum! I make Mom give me some. I trained her to know when I wanted some.

Anyway, you other cats know how it is. Stop by and make friends because I need more feline companionship than I presently have.

Thanks guys!

Patches