My new life

The Horror

November 30th 2006 7:19 am
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Well as the title aptly explains I went to the vet again. They keep poking me with needles and telling me that its for my own good, idiots! Well after the stabbing was over the vet comes out of his hidey whole to visit with me. New guy I havent met before so I was NOT happy. He starts sticking his fingers inym mouth, my god, do they have no shame! Then he tells daddy that I have all my adult teeth so I'm a year old - WHAT! Wait theres more... he tells daddy that I weigh 10lbs and that is..... FAT, Yes I'm officailly overweight, mum and da have to stop giving me treats. Well the thing is I havent got used to this good life yet, I was on the street for only a mathematician knows as this point how long, and if I see fodd I eat food! That means Ieat my food finish off Jabba's food and Tashas too, then I ask for more. I'm starting ot get finicky and when I overeat I puke - done that twice - so bulimia is not for me - but I'm just a hungry kitty! Mum calls me fatty boombatty now - not funny mum, and dad calls me a piemuncher - whatever that is! Wah I've been framed - its that Natasha she resents me! Help!

 
 

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Nicholas D. Wolfwood


 

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