Meowsas!! DDP!!

Ok, this diary is going to take my secretary a while to type 'cause she's using her eye-phone. I see I'm a DDP with fellow Diva Samoa!!! Always awsome to be honored with friends! Thank you to those who sent me rosettes and concats!!! It's sorta hard to view my rosettes on the eye-phone 'cause it keeps directing me to my catster page... *sigh*

So I'll keep this short!! Thank you again and stay cool! It's 90 degrees out!! Mom and dad did errands and they about melted!!!

Over and out

So I've been helping mom with address changes (which btw, take a LONG time) and are in the midst of finalizing a washer and dryer. I told her, "Mom, you're short at 5'3", you need a front loader". I'm good like that...

I also said "Mom, get ADT 'cause I said so". I'm such an enabler and shopper savy!!

However, I do not know what I will do without the internet!!! At night me and mom like to shop online and look at things. I might have to take up a new hobby other than bugging my brothers...

We'll be back late May with the net. I'm looking forward to seeing Grandpaw 'cause he always gives me extra rubs :)

Litter Box BULLY!

HISSSSSSSSSS! Past two mornings Porkers has been a litter box BULLY!!!! Here I am, minding my OWN business, and he has the nerve to swat at me while I'm in my litter robot!!! So naturally I get annoyed and move to the next box... And he does it AGAIN!! Mom sees this and isn't happy!

Tiskers isn't happy either as Porkers did it just now and he hisssssssed!

What is his problem!? Can't a Divo do his thang in peace?!?! Mommmmmmmmmmm!

Back from my B-A-T-H!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm back and I do NOT want to endure that again!! I'm still a healthy 16.38 pounds but now I'm clean!

I had a major spa day that's fur sure! Bath, my butt glands expressed, ear cleaning, nail trim, AND I even got a stylish bandanna to wear!!

First thing I did when I got home was had some pounce treats and then ate some dry food! I was hungry as I had to fast in case they had to sedate me. Thankfully they didn't!!

Ok, time to chillax' and see what mom and dad bought. After they dropped me off, they went to the bank, LL Bean, Target, Costco, lunch, Bed Bath and Beyond and they still knead to get groceries!

T-minus 14ish hours...

Till I head to the V-E-T to get a B-A-T-H!!!! A few of you asked "WHY?!?!?" TRUST ME! I don't want one!!!

I have to get a bath once a year due to my really bad dandruff near my bum and lower back. I've tried allergy meds, fish oil tablets, etc., and the only thing that works is a bath... So instead of my dad getting mauled to death, I may get sedated by my vet while the B-A-T-H occurs...

I knead to fast 12 hours prior to my torture too!!!

Boogie will also knead to fast 'cause if I knead to? EVERYONE does and Boogie might loose an ounce or two!!

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

MROW!!! It's official!!! Mom and dad scheduled me a bath on Monday April 12!!!! They have to drop me off between 7-7:30 am and I'll be STUCK there for a while... OMC!! Something about drying me...

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I know in the past I've bitten dad and destroyed his t-shirt but I won't do that this time! I swear!!! Sure they can't get the soap 100% out of me, but I'll live!

NOoooooooooooooooooo!

I'm a DDP!!!

Wowsas! I'm a DDP! For once it's not Boogers! Actually, come to think of it, he hasn't been picked in months *grins*

I got some extra Party Mix to celebrate my honor.

Thank you everyone for your kind pawmails and rosettes concatulating me on my honor! I'm going to spend the rest of the day staying cool as it's almost 90 out today. Tomorrow it'll be in the low 90's and thankfully the storm later this week will cool things down a bit... I get frizzy!

Smart shopper!

So mom is still waiting to hear the exact date for closing (the OFFICIAL word) and she spoke w/ our loan guy and he said as of today, rates are 5.75%!! YIKES!!! See, I'm a good shopper, and I told mom, "LOCK NOW", and she did and managed to get 5.25%. Crazy how rates shot up from 2 weeks ago! Granted they fluctuate, but mom has been watching the bonds/stocks so she knew when to lock. Still a gamble!

Moral of the story, if I say, "BUY IT!" do it!!!

Still no bath... MWHAHAHAHAHAHA

With my pawrents being busy packing, they forgot to schedule an appointment for my bath... MWHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm hoping they forget, but mom is so organized and O.C. that I am certain she didn't forget...

Not much new here other than watching my pawrents pack for 2 weeks straight. They've thrown out BUNDLES of stuff but then manage to come home with new stuff... Mom's excited to toss all her pots/pans/knives/plates/glasses/utensils in the kitchen as she bought all new stuff.

I'm a bit annoyed that my pink Hondo bed and the "Hondo bed" Allie's family gave us a few years ago are packed... Apparently they were used to "cushion" things... HMPH!

It's not easy being me!

Valentine's?

Oh c'monnnnnnnnnn mom!! I still have my Valentine's Day page up! Don't get me wrong, I love pink but it's almost Easter!

Mom said she won't be fixing my page until the new Catster/page layout is revealed in the coming week.... *pouts*

So what's a dude to do? I helped mom shop online the past few days as she wanted to buy a new living and bedroom set. We're moving our current stuff in the guest and basement rec room, and the furniture dudes are keeping our stuff so they'll deliver for us when we move. I'm like a cat in the nip store!!! 3 major deliveries are in the works! Mom's piano she bought in Dec, furniture store, and eventually the washer/dryer dudes!! I can hardly wait! I love shopping!!!