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Catsy is Crazy!

August 22nd 2007 12:29 pm
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Ok, so I have been wondering why the door to Mommy and Daddy's room has been closed lately. Last night, it was finally open, and I found out what they have been hiding in there. ANOTHER CAT! Her name is Catsy. I met her before, but it was a long time ago so I only remember her a little.

She hissed at me when I went into the room, but I ignored her. She was in this little pink bed and she did not get out. Guess what else Mommy has been hiding in there? THE GOOD FOOD! Catsy gets Fancy Feast dry nummies and I only get my stupid urinary food that tastes yucky. Well, I just helped myself and had a little feast that was fancy myself! Then I took a sip of water, and then it was off to check out the bathrooms.

Catsy has this little pink litterbox, and it smelled HORRIBLE. I don't know what she does in there. I hung out there for a little while. The whole time, Catsy was pretending to be asleep, but I could see her staring at me with one open eye.

Mommy was there too, to make sure nothing bad would happen. She noticed that Kiki kept her distance. She knows better than to trifle with Catsy, but not me! After she politely tolerated my violation of her space, I went right up to that pink bed and got right in Catsy's face. She looked small enough for me to beat up.

Well, that is when all heck broke loose. She went CRAZY, with her screaming and yelling and swatting. I was so surprised that I mostly just stood there, dumbfounded. Mommy picked me up and escorted me out of the room "before I got hurt". Hmmmph. I can handle this myself, Mommy!

Daddy always says Mommy needs to let us cats work things out ourselves, even if we fight a little. But Mommy worries too much about us getting hurt to just let us fight. Daddy rolls his eyes and says we cats will never learn how to get along if she interferes. Yeah, Daddy, you tell her! I can fight my own battles!

Until next time...Catsy! You better sleep with one eye open!


Happy Birthday to Me!

August 15th 2007 6:56 am
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Today is my birthday! Yippppeeee! I wish Mommy and Daddy were not away on vacation, but we will celebrate when they come home.

Three years ago today, I saw a lady crying and I knew she needed me. I needed someone too. I needed someone to love me and to take better care of me than my family was. I needed to go to the vet very badly.

I decided to adopt the crying lady, and she cried less and less with me around! She was sad because just two days before I found her, she had to put her dog, Abby, to sleep.

Now that lady is my mommy, and I have a daddy too. Then two sisters came along later. I am Mommy's first kitty, and although she loves all her kitties, I am her first cat, and she says I am a healer of broken hearts and a very special boy. She says I did the best thing for her ever, which is that I brought cats into her life for the first time, and she will never be without them again now.

When she comes home, I am going to give her a big hug! I just know she will give me my favorite food, Fancy Feast Trout Feast, and I won't even have to share it! Happy Birthday to me!


I was born in 1994!

August 6th 2007 5:44 pm
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Mommy just found out something very interesting about me that I have known all along! I was born in 1994!

See, I adopted Mommy and Daddy and they were not sure how old I was. The V-E-T recently guessed around 12. (He's good!) Well, today Mommy was cleaning and she found the old rabies tag I was wearing when I adopted her. She called my old V-E-T and they said my records showed that I was born in 1994, and I only saw that vet once, in 1999, for a physical and rabies shot. Now you know why I adopted a new mommy! When Mommy found me, I was still wearing my tag from 1999, and it was 2004! And I lived mostly outside with no vaccines! Grrrrrrr.

But now I have a great family and I wish they would stop taking me to the vet! MOL. I went from one extreme to the other I guess. (My old family gave me the name Mouse, and they told Mommy she could have me. Of course, Mommy was so happy she forgot to ask them how old I was!)


So very proud!

August 2nd 2007 9:07 pm
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Momma is so very proud of me. Daddy too! See, over a year ago, I stopped using the litter box. Momma tried EVERYTHING to help me learn to use it again. I had so many doctor appointments, medical tests and took different medicines. The behaviorist at our vet worked with us for months. I am very proud and happy to report that I use the litter box ALL THE TIME now. I am never naughty. Momma even put some of her rugs back after washing them. I hope I am not speaking too soon, but I think I am all fixed! I am kind of embarrassed that I had this problem in the first place! Hopefully I won't revert back to my naughty ways when Catsy is integrated with us!

I just wanted to pat myself on the back because I am so happy and proud that I am such a good boy now!


Meeting the Catsitter!

August 1st 2007 8:28 pm
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Today Mommy said someone was coming over to visit me. And Kiki and Catsy too. She said it was the woman who will take care of us while Mommy and Daddy are away. Her name is Judy.

Judy might have wanted to meet me, but I really did not want to meet Judy. I was nice though and let her pet me. She said she loved my big hands, which really are quite handsome.

Mommy showed her how I take my pills and I reminded her to tell Judy that I get treats after my pills! Mommy introduced Judy to Kiki and Catsy too. Then she gave her the key to our house.

I guess she's ok, but I don't think she will be as good as my real mommy.


I puked today

July 27th 2007 6:54 pm
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Mawmee is a little tiny bit worried about me, but Daddy says she worries way too much, so maybe she is just worrying too much!

I have had a weird cough that has been off and on for the last few days. Yesterday I seemed kind of lethargic and did not eat as much as usual, but it's been really hot too.

This morning I was starving and I ate all my nummies, and then I went to take a nap in the dining room window.

While Mawmee was in the shower, I puked up my entire breakfast all over the dining room floor. It was a LOT!

Mawmee was not mad at me or anything because she knows it was only an accident, but she worries!

I ate my supper and seem to feel ok tonight. Probably just the heat!


Oh no!

July 23rd 2007 8:48 pm
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Mommy came home from Grandmaw's today and she was jumping up and down and smiling. I thought, "Hmmmmm, must be a sale on Fancy Feast or something."

No, there is no Fancy Feast. That little stray hairless cat is coming back to live here!

I hoped so much that Daddy would say no and tell Mawmee that no more new cats are allowed, just like he talked her out of buying me a stroller. But apparently it's a done deal, and he already said she could keep it before she told him about this! I don't remember anyone running it by me!!!

Daddy did finally say, "NO MORE CATS" but he meant after the new one. And you know what Mawmee said? She said she would try, but she was not going to promise no more cats, leaving Daddy to just sit there with his mouth hanging open.

Last time this little kitty lived here, she at least had to stay off my turf. But now they are going to let her go everywhere...even on MY sunporch!

Daddy pointed out that I just FINALLY started using the litterbox 100% of the time. He said to Mawmee, "You finally fixed Mouse, and now he's going to get broken again!" Mawmee said she was worried about that too, but the other cat is still coming. She must really like cleaning up cat pee or something.



July 19th 2007 6:30 am
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Ok, my mom has officially lost her mind. First, she somehow let my vaccinations slip her mind.

Now this morning, when I when I all cuddled up with her and being super-cute, she said I was her little Hunny Bunny. Then she put it together with another thing she calls me to get Hunnybunnyboobear! Is that like being a Love Muffin? I mean, I know I was being adorable and all, but geeesh! A guy has a certain reputation to uphold!

I would like to take this opportunity also to say Happy Super-Sweet 16th Birthday to one of my best pals, Mr. Calvin! Happy Birthday, Pal!



July 18th 2007 4:42 pm
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I can not believe what I just found out! I heard Mommy saying I have to go to the V-E-T again tomorrow. I WAS JUST THERE!!! Ugh. It seems that with all the fuss of switching vets, getting hyperthyroidism, getting infections and crystals and all that other stuff...that someone forgot to VACCINATE me! Yeah. That's right. They forgot to vaccinate me. Can you believe these people? What is wrong with my Mommy? I mean, she knows vaccinations are important, right? No, she was too busy getting me poked and prodded for everything else!

Mommy called the office today to check my records since Catsy is moving back soon, and of course...Kiki is all vaccinated, but NOT ME! So tomorrow I have to go to the doctor for like the millionth time. I have been such a good boy and I take my medicine like a good little Boo-Boo and still I have to through this ordeal! You just can't get good humans around here anymore I guess.


Wowie! Turkeys!

July 16th 2007 9:37 am
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Today is a very exciting day so far. Mommy was looking out the window and she saw this big brown bird with five little baby birds. She said it was a momma turkey and her babies! The momma led her little babies right to Mommy's bird feeder! Here is what the TURKEYS looked like, or you can use this url: et/?action=view¤t=P7160074.jpg

Neat, huh?

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